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We need stronger data safeguards after Snowden’s ‘wake-up call’, says European Commissioner

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 11:52 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, UK

Kroes 2 520x245 We need stronger data safeguards after Snowden’s ‘wake up call’, says European Commissioner

European Commissioner Neelie Kroes has called for individuals and businesses to have more control and awareness of data privacy and security measures, referring to Edward Snowden’s revelations about wide scale NSA and GCHQ snooping as “a wake-up call”.

Kroes made the comments during a speech at CeBIT 2014 today in Hannover, noting that it’s particularly important to try and rebuild the trust damaged by the disclosure of the spying activity.

“It is clear that the cord connecting technology and democracy has been severed. This is bad for democracy and bad for technology and it will not be easy to stitch the two back together,” Kroes said.

Nonetheless, Kroes argues that with the Internet transforming our daily lives and set to become even more intrinsically linked to everything that we do, it is “no longer about emails” but that “to make the ‘leap of faith’ into this new world, reliability and trust is a pre-condition. But when even the phone of the Chancellor is not sacred, that trust can never again be taken for granted.”

It’s not just privacy though. Online attacks against businesses cost up to €50 million each, Kroes said, adding that 93 percent of large companies report being subjected to a cyber-attack, along with 75 percent of small businesses.

“This cannot continue. Whatever sector you’re in – online security needs to be part of your business model. A habit as automatic as locking your front door,” she said.

While Kroes argued that safeguards need to be put in place to protect businesses and individuals from online threats in a data-driven world, she also cautioned about straying too far the other way and into protectionism – what she is ultimately calling for is freedom to own and control your data in a secure way.

“This isn’t about independence or isolationism. It’s about being in control. Guaranteeing the best interest of our citizens, industry and researchers. Working together to make Europe the securest open internet space,” Kroes said. “You have the right to decide where your data goes, and the responsibility to live with your choices… Snowden gave us a wake-up call. Let’s not snooze through it. Let’s not just act shocked. Let’s not turn our back on technology.”

Featured Image Credit – Getty Images

 

 

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Shoppers buy 2m movie tickets and 19.8m karaoke songs in Alibaba’s 24-hour mobile shopping event

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 10:49 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Asia, e-commerce

146576814 520x245 Shoppers buy 2m movie tickets and 19.8m karaoke songs in Alibabas 24 hour mobile shopping event

Chinese e-commerce giant Alibaba‘s plans for a mobile version of its annual shopping festival generated little buzz, the company admitted, which makes it seem like the company’s grand mobile shopping event fell flat.

However, Alibaba says the event was meant instead to shine the spotlight on online-to-offline purchases. This means consumers reserve and pay for purchases that have to be redeemed in real life by using mobile devices instead of cash.

In total, more than 2 million discounted movie tickets, 35,000 restaurant reservations and 19.8 million karaoke songs were redeemed on March 8 during the Mobile Taobao 3.8 Life Festival. Alibaba didn’t reveal how much consumers spent.

Comparatively, Alibaba’s annual 11.11 Shopping Festival – China’s answer to America’s Cyber Monday shopping bonanza — saw Chinese shoppers splurge a jaw-dropping record CNY35.01 billion ($5.7 billion) in just 24 hours last year. About 21 percent of the orders were placed via mobile devices, which could have made Alibaba tempted to tap on this potential.

Yet if Alibaba wants to focus on using mobile devices to drive purchases that can be redeemed offline, it seems like there’s still some way to go — as witnessed in its Mobile Taobao 3.8 Life Festival. Alibaba’s mobile efforts come as Chinese Internet giant Tencent announced a strategic partnership with online retailer JD.com today, waging war on the e-commerce stalwart in China.

Headline image via Peter Parks/AFP/Getty Images

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Offline over the weekend? Read all the tech news you missed right here

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 10:07 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Roundups

Coffee4 520x245 Offline over the weekend? Read all the tech news you missed right here

Sometimes it’s just not possible for you to spend the whole weekend gallivanting around tech land, watching the skies for the most interesting new developments. It’s OK, we understand. And for exactly that reason, here’s a handy cheat sheet for everything you missed this weekend.

So, go grab a coffee and spend 15 minutes catching up on all the tech news you weren’t paying attention to in the last two days. 

From The Next Web over the weekend:

  • Google’s Chromecast Coming to “Many More Countries” Soon
  • Julian Assange Plans an “Important” New WikiLeaks Release
  • Google to Launch Android Developer SDK for Wearables
  • Facebook Brings Back F8 Conference for Developers on April 30
  • Soundwall: a Wireless Speaker and a Work of Art
  • Microsoft hints DirectX 12 is coming to the Xbox One
  • Flickr Teases a Slick Visual Revamp of its Photo Data Display
  • PayPal to Waive Braintree Fees for Startups
  • Banjo updates mobile apps to create TiVO for social media

Good reads:

  • AI Could Kill Us All: Meet the Man Taking the Threat Seriously
  • Why Admitting You Don’t Know Everything is Perfectly Okay
  • Getting Your Company Back On Track Isn’t Impossible
  • Show, Don’t Tell: How to Live Your Mission Statement
  • The Disappearing Paper: Why Cash Is A Dying Payment Method
  • Why Being a VC Fund Partner is Like Running a Start-Up

From beyond The Next Web:

  • Google Searches for an App Role [The Wall Street Journal]
  • Hackers Hit Mt. Gox Exchange’s CEO, Claim To Publish Evidence Of Fraud [Forbes]
  • On Instagram, A Bazaar Where You Least Expect It [NYT Bits Blog]
  • Tomorrow’s Apps Will Come From Brilliant (And Risky) Bitcoin Code [Wired]
  • Popcorn Time: Open Source Torrent Streaming Netflix for Pirates [Torrent Freak]

Featured Image Credit – Thinkstock

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This iPhone Air concept may have nailed Apple’s approach for its next iPhone

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 8:54 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Links, Shareables, Videos

Apple is tipped to launch the iPhone 6 later this year — and a concept of the “iPhone Air” that designer Sam Beckett has come up with may just be the approach Apple is taking for its next smartphone.

The concept showcases an iPhone that is only 8 percent larger than the iPhone 5s, but with a 17 percent larger display and 68 percent more pixels. Beckett decided that the iPhone Air will sport a 4.7-inch screen supporting a resolution of 1920x1080p — that’s 468ppi. According to Beckett, “some extra space could be potentially utilized by reducing the width of the side bezels and by also slimming down the top and bottom of the phone frame.” The depth of the iPhone Air’s conceptualized version is 7mm, coming in 0.6mm thinner than its predecessor.

Other features include the use of sapphire crystal as opposed to Corning Gorilla Glass, as well as a 10-megapixel camera and a faster A8 chip.

Yet apart from these tweaks, the iPhone Air that Beckett has thought of is actually very reminiscent of the iPhone 5s — which makes it seem likely that Apple may very well be already taking this design route. All we can do is wait and see what the next iPhone brings.

Thumbnail image via Justin Sullivan/Getty Images

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Daily Dose for Mon, Mar 10: Forgive Me, Leonard Peacock

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 8:00 am
Posted In: Around the Web


Forgive Me, Leonard Peacock by Matthew Quick
Reviewed by Jackie from Cottonwood, California.

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