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GitHub launches Developer Program with notifications about API changes and early access to select features

Mar06
by Sindy Cator on March 6, 2014 at 5:59 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Design & Dev, Insider

GitHub today announced the GitHub Developer Program to provide all developers with the resources they need to “build integrations for better collaboration, higher code quality, easy deployment and so much more.” In other words, GitHub wants to do more than just offer an API.

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Members of the GitHub Developer Program will receive ongoing notifications about changes to the GitHub API as well as early access to select feature releases. They also have the option to request a development license for GitHub Enterprise and to submit work for consideration on the new integrations page, which also launched today.

See also – Github releases Atom, a text-editor for coders and GitHub launches Bug Bounty program, offers between $100 and $5,000 for security vulnerabilities

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QuizUp’s uber-popular trivia app finally arrives for Android

Mar06
by Sindy Cator on March 6, 2014 at 5:58 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider

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Four months after it arrived for iOS, Icelandic startup Plain Vanilla Games has officially launched QuizUp for Android users too, following a short invite-only beta period.

QuizUp follows the likes of Words With Friends by letting you pit your wits against buddies and strangers from around the world in a test of your knowledge.

The trivia game has taken the App Store by storm since it launched back in November. Indeed, a month after, Plain Vanilla Games reported five million users, a figure that doubled by February.

The Android incarnation pretty much replicates the iOS experience to the core, and if you’ve already been playing on your iPhone or iPad – the latter of which launched last month – then there are no real surprises in here.

The app now features more than 200,000 questions across 400 topics, covering sport, TV, geography, history and all the rest. ‘Play Now’ puts you up against a random play, whereas ‘Challenge’ lets you target specific users – i.e. your friends. It also includes one-to-one messaging, discussion boards, and localized leaderboards by city, state and country.

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Though you can play in real-time with other users so that you’re both up against the clock (10 seconds) at the same time, you can elect to play your round first, and wait for your opponent to become available later. You can also view your one-to-one trivia stats, which is helpful.

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QuizUp is a great game, with a ton of questions in its arsenal – something that’s constantly updated too, with 20,000 questions submitted by the community alone. With “billions” of games played in the past four months, this figure will only increase now that it’s available on Android too.

QuizUp is available to download from Google Play now.

➤ QuizUp | Google Play

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Microsoft received 35,083 government requests for data impacting 58,676 accounts in the second half of 2013

Mar06
by Sindy Cator on March 6, 2014 at 5:23 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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Microsoft today revealed the number of data requests it received from various law enforcement agencies around the world in the second half of 2013: 35,083. Those requests impacted a potential 58,676 accounts, according to the company.

The new numbers for the second half of last year are slightly lower than those for the first half (37,196 requests affecting 66,539 accounts). With both halves of 2013, we can now compare the full year to all of 2012, which Microsoft’s first report covered.

Microsoft previously revealed it received 75,378 requests in 2012 that impacted a potential 137,424 accounts. Basic addition tells us Microsoft received fewer requests impacting potentially fewer accounts in 2013: 72,999 and 125,215, respectively.

This isn’t a large enough drop that we can applaud, and Microsoft notes as much: “Overall, the data in this latest Law Enforcement Requests Report shared today is largely consistent with prior reports.” Here are a few points shared for the second half of 2013:

  • Approximately 76 percent of requests resulted in disclosure of only “non-content data.” In 21 percent of all requests, no data at all was disclosed.
  • Only a small number of requests, 2.32 percent, resulted in disclosure of customer content data. Most of these requests – more than 80 percent – were from US law enforcement agencies. This is in line with the first half of 2013 and all of 2012.
  • A majority of the law enforcement demands received came from a handful of countries, led by the US, Turkey, Germany, France, and the UK.
  • Across Microsoft’s services, and out of hundreds of millions of accounts, only a fraction of accounts are affected – less than 0.01 percent.
  • Microsoft received only three legal orders for data associated with use of its commercial services by its enterprise customers (i.e., those with more than 50 seats), seeking information about 15 accounts. The company disclosed information in response to all three of those requests.

Microsoft once again pointed out that because it receives government demands for customer data from a large number of countries around the world, there is a need for an international convention that is “grounded in human rights commitments.”

➤ Law Enforcement Requests Report

Top Image Credit: Robert Scoble

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Drink too much coffee? Jawbone’s new iOS app will tell you when to stop

Mar06
by Sindy Cator on March 6, 2014 at 4:50 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Product Launches

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Coffee always gives me quite a jolt. It’s fantastic when I’m feeling a little lethargic, but the effects often linger even after I’ve turned in for the night, keeping me awake or disturbing what should be a good night’s rest.

How do I know when to curb my caffeine addiction? That’s where UP Coffee, a new iOS app from Jawbone comes in.

How it works

To begin with, the app will ask for some information about your body and caffeine sensitivity. Gender, height and weight – it’s the standard set of metrics – although you’ll also need to punch in how strongly caffeine affects your body and when you aim to fall asleep each night.

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Hit save and you’ll be given a small bottle (above, right) to work with. As you drink more coffee the container fills up, but over time it slowly depletes – just as your internal caffeine levels do naturally throughout the day.

By tapping the ‘plus’ icon in the top right-hand corner of the screen, you can record whenever you drink a fresh macchiato, cappuccino or cup of green tea. Approximated amounts are listed on the right-hand side and it also gives you the option to specify single and double shots. If you’re a fans of Starbucks or Dunkin’ Donuts, you’ll be pleased to know that their respective menus are also listed here, offering an accurate recording of their particular brews.

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Every time a new drink is submitted, a corresponding number of coffee-colored balls drop into the bottle. You can then check whether your sleep will be affected that night, review individual recordings and see exactly how long it’ll take for it to leave your system.

(There’s also the option to sign-in with an UP account, although given I don’t own any Jawbone products I wasn’t able to check this out.)

Wrap-up

As with many health and fitness-related apps, Up Coffee only works if you’re diligent enough to record every cup of coffee. Submitting a new drink can often feel like a chore – especially if you’re chatting in Starbucks with a group of friends – but you’ll need to use the app consistently to get a clear picture.

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Regardless, UP Coffee is easy to use and visualizes your caffeine intake in a simple, easily digestible manner. Just keep the colored dots in the beaker below the ‘Wired’ line – that’s pretty much all there is to it.

Read Next: Wake up and smell the virtual coffee: The OPHONE will take your breath away

➤ Up Coffee | App Store

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Mad Catz is bringing OUYA games to its M.O.J.O microconsole

Mar06
by Sindy Cator on March 6, 2014 at 4:44 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets

Just a few days ago, OUYA said it wanted to offer its Android-based gaming platform to other hardware manufacturers. Today, we’re already seeing the fruits of that initiative with its first confirmed partner: Mad Catz.

The M.O.J.O microconsole by Mad Catz is already available and offers mobile gaming on a regular television or monitor. It’s the standard Android interface at the moment, but Mad Catz says it’s working to support all existing and upcoming OUYA content. Whether that’s just games, or the overall design and software experience too remains to be seen.

The new version is expected to arrive this spring with a $50 discount, bringing its price-tag down to $199.99. That’s considerably higher than OUYA’s own offerings – the entry-level configuration is only $99 – so it’ll be interesting to see how Mad Catz tries to differentiate. If it can offer the OUYA marketplace alongside the Google Play store, that would certainly be unique.

➤ Press Release (via Engadget)

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