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Twitter blames outage on ‘unexpected complications’ during a planned deploy, fixes issue by reverting the change

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 6:12 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Social Media

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At 2:05 PM EST today, Twitter went down. It’s not clear whether all users are affected or just a subset, but the social network is not accessible via the desktop site, mobile site, or its multiple apps. TNW staff from all around the world were suddenly logged out and weren’t allowed to log back into the site.

Update: The outage is over, please see updates at the bottom for more details.

Twitter pages are now showing a generic ‘Something is technically wrong’ error:

twitter down Twitter blames outage on unexpected complications during a planned deploy, fixes issue by reverting the change

Twitter’s last service was last week according to status.twitter.com. Unfortunately, the Twitter Status page hasn’t yet been updated with information on today’s outage.

We have contacted Twitter about this issue. We will update this article when we learn more.

Update at 2:20 PM EST: Twitter tells us it is looking into the problem.

Update at 2:22 PM EST: While some tweets are starting to show up, some users are now reporting they are seeing the following “Twitter is currently down for maintenance” message.

twitter maintenance Twitter blames outage on unexpected complications during a planned deploy, fixes issue by reverting the change

As the message notes, Twitter Status has more information: “Most users are experiencing issues accessing Twitter on web and mobile apps. We’re looking into it.”

Pages are loading sporadically but overall the site appears to be working better than just 20 minutes ago, where not a tweet was to be seen.

Update at 3:30 PM EST: Twitter says the issue is resolved.

“During a planned deploy in one of our core services, we experienced unexpected complications that made Twitter unavailable for many users starting at 11:01am,” the latest update on Twitter Status reads. “We rolled back the change as soon as we identified the issue and began a controlled recovery to ensure stability of other parts of the service. The site was fully recovered by 11:47am PDT. We apologize for the inconvenience.”

While the company says it has rolled back the change it made, at least one thing has remained: the “Connect” tab is now labeled “Notifications” on Twitter.com.

Top Image Credit: bschwehn

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Tesla could be banned from selling its electric cars directly to customers in New Jersey

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 5:41 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

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Electric car manufacturer Tesla Motors could be forced to halt all direct sales of its vehicles in the state of New Jersey. In a blog post, the firm said the administration of Governor Christie had reversed its decision to delay a ruling that would block Tesla from selling cars in its own bricks-and-mortar stores.

The proposal, which Tesla Motors said could be approved at a meeting today, would force all vehicles in New Jersey to be sold through an independent auto-dealer. Although Tesla Motors could continue to run its stores, they would be reduced to walk-in showrooms where potential sales couldn’t be completed.

“This move comes in spite of discussions with the Governor’s staff as recently as January, when it was agreed that Tesla and New Jersey Coalition of Automotive Retailers would address their issues in a more public forum: the New Jersey Legislature,” the company said. “This new rule, if adopted, would curtail Tesla’s sales operations and jeopardize our existing retail licenses in the state.”

In a statement sent to Business Insider, a spokesperson for the Christie administration defended its decision. “Since Tesla first began operating in New Jersey one year ago, it was made clear that the company would need to engage the Legislature on a bill to establish their new direct-sales operations under New Jersey law. This administration does not find it appropriate to unilaterally change the way cars are sold in New Jersey without legislation and Tesla has been aware of this position since the beginning,” they said.

Tesla Motors has since taken to Twitter to criticize Christie and call on New Jersey citizens to attend the meeting and give their support.

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HBO’s Game of Thrones Oculus Rift exhibit is the most immersive entertainment I’ve ever encountered.

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 5:31 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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I just had my mind literally blown by HBO’s “Ascend the Wall” Game of Thrones Oculus Rift exhibit at SXSW. I know what you’re thinking: “Josh, there’s no way it literally blew your mind,” but the installation used fans to create a wind effect, so, in my book, that counts as literal mind blowing.

The exhibit puts you inside of a physical replica of the elevator that takes the Night’s Watch up on top of the 700-foot ice wall that’s part of the Game of Thrones universe. Using the Oculus Rift virtual reality headset, headphones and 4D elements like physical shaking and faux-wind, you scale the wall and look out upon the area Beyond the Wall.

I’m still reeling from the experience. If I haven’t been clear enough, this is the future of entertainment and you are going to love it. The Metaverse is almost here, and we’re about to see how deep this rabbit hole goes. 

There are, however, still a few gaps in the experience. Reaching out to the elevator adds an element of touch, but your brain still has some cognitive dissonance because your arms aren’t registering on the Oculus display.

If you’re not at SXSW, you still have a shot at experiencing Ascend the Wall during HBO’s world tour for the exhibition. Stops are planned for Rio de Janeiro, Oslo, Toronto and even Belfast, where the show is filmed. Since the experience doesn’t rely on text, it should translate well internationally.

We asked Elana Loewenthal, HBO’s director of international marketing, whether we can expect more Oculus integrations for Game of Thrones content in the future, but she said that the network hasn’t talked about it yet. Still, considering the reception that this demo is getting, I’d expect HBO to continue to capitalize on it after Oculus Rift hits the market.

“Ascend the Wall” is amazingly immersive because it brings together the perfect combination of cutting edge technology, virtual effects and storytelling. HBO partnered with Framestore, the Academy Award-winning VFX company behind a little movie called Gravity, and experiential marketing agency Relevent.

HBO offered a virtual interaction at its Game of Thrones exhibition last year, but it decided to up the stakes this year by implementing Oculus Rift.

“This year we had targeted coming to South By and we know that our fans of Games of Thrones love immersive. A lot of them are gamers, into technology,” Loewenthal said. “We asked [Relevent] to present some concepts. This one overshadowed all of the other ones.”

Relevent Vice President of Ideation and Innovation Ian Cleary said that he knew the experience would be amazing once the team had honed in on recreating the ice wall elevator.

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For her part, Loewenthal admitted that she was a little bit skeptical of the project at first. HBO, after all, keeps close control over its brand and how it markets its shows. However, when she saw how excited Game of Thrones producer Greg Spence was about working with Oculus Rift and realized that Framestore would provide the graphics, she became a believer.

“When [Spence] went on the set of Castle Black, he was telling everyone on set, he was talking about how excited he was,” Loewenthal noted.

The Castle Black set is a courtyard located inside of a quarry, where the rocks are sprayed white to look like an ice wall.

“It was dumb luck that I happened to meet with [Spence] the day they were filming Castle Black…He showed me around and it just so happened that this was the actual area that we were planning on creating for the actual exhibition,”

Cleary added that the team had some fear going into the project because of the pressure to live up to the standards that the Game of Thrones books and TV show have set.

“It’s the highest bar possible. You can’t let these things down,” he said, adding that his heart was in his chest when he showed an early version of the installation to show creator D.B. Weiss.

Framestore Director Mike Woods told TNW that he expects experiences like this to become common in the future.

“Oculus Rift itself is something we were desperate to do a proper project with…There’s a whole new storytelling language to learn,” he said. “We’re already discussing next projects. As people start to make storytelling organic for the rift, there’s no end to what you can do it.”

Even if you’re not a Game of Thrones fan, this kind of exhibit should get you excited. Oculus, like Winter, is coming, and it’s going to power the next generation of entertainment.

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Google launches add-on stores for Google Docs and Sheets

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 5:11 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Google, Insider

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Google today launched separate add-on stores for its Google Docs and Sheets products. You can check out the two stores here: Docs and Sheets.

To browse add-ons directly without navigating to the stores first, just hit “Get add-ons” in the Add-ons menu of any document or spreadsheet. Add-ons in the stores are created by developer partners that give users more features in their documents and spreadsheets.

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Once you install an add-on, it will become available across all of your documents or spreadsheets. Since Google Docs is in the cloud, you can start using the add-on in question right away; Docs and Sheets add-ons are powered by Google Apps Script, the company’s server-side JavaScript platform with virtually no startup time.

Developers should note add-ons are in preview right now, but the tools and APIs are available to everyone. You can build a prototype for Docs or Sheets and then apply to publish it.

If you create a script that is distributed as an add-on, Google promises the following benefits:

  • Better discovery: Apps Script has long been popular among programmers and other power users, but difficult for non-technical users to find and install. Add-ons let you distribute your code through a polished storefront—as well as direct links and even Google search results.
  • Sharing: When two people collaborate on a document and one of them uses an add-on, it appears in the Add-ons menu for both to see. Similarly, once you get an add-on from the store, it appears in the menu in every document you create or open, although your collaborators will only see it in documents where you use it. For more info on this sharing model, see the guide to the add-on authorization lifecycle.
  • Automatic updates: When you republish an add-on, the update pushes out automatically to all your users. There’s no more hounding people to switch to the latest version.
  • Share functionality without sharing code: Unlike regular Apps Script projects, add-ons don’t expose your source code for all to see. That’s reassuring both to less-technical users and to the keepers of your codebase’s secrets.
  • Enterprise features: If your company has its own Google Apps domain, you can publish add-ons restricted just to your employees. This private distribution channel is a great way for organizations that run on Google Apps to solve their own unique problems.

Google claims add-ons in the store “look and feel just like native features of Google Docs and Sheets.” The is largely thanks to the company providing a CSS package that applies standard Google styling to typography, buttons, and other form elements, as well as a UI style guide that offers guidance on designing a user experience similar to existing Google products.

Top Image Credit: Nicholas Kamm / Getty Images

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Google launches add-on stores for Google Docs and Sheets

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 5:11 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Google, Insider

53026431 520x245 Google launches add on stores for Google Docs and Sheets

Google today launched separate add-on stores for its Google Docs and Sheets products. You can check out the two stores here: Docs and Sheets.

To browse add-ons directly without navigating to the stores first, just hit “Get add-ons” in the Add-ons menu of any document or spreadsheet. Add-ons in the stores are created by developer partners that give users more features in their documents and spreadsheets.

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Once you install an add-on, it will become available across all of your documents or spreadsheets. Since Google Docs is in the cloud, you can start using the add-on in question right away; Docs and Sheets add-ons are powered by Google Apps Script, the company’s server-side JavaScript platform with virtually no startup time.

Developers should note add-ons are in preview right now, but the tools and APIs are available to everyone. You can build a prototype for Docs or Sheets and then apply to publish it.

If you create a script that is distributed as an add-on, Google promises the following benefits:

  • Better discovery: Apps Script has long been popular among programmers and other power users, but difficult for non-technical users to find and install. Add-ons let you distribute your code through a polished storefront—as well as direct links and even Google search results.
  • Sharing: When two people collaborate on a document and one of them uses an add-on, it appears in the Add-ons menu for both to see. Similarly, once you get an add-on from the store, it appears in the menu in every document you create or open, although your collaborators will only see it in documents where you use it. For more info on this sharing model, see the guide to the add-on authorization lifecycle.
  • Automatic updates: When you republish an add-on, the update pushes out automatically to all your users. There’s no more hounding people to switch to the latest version.
  • Share functionality without sharing code: Unlike regular Apps Script projects, add-ons don’t expose your source code for all to see. That’s reassuring both to less-technical users and to the keepers of your codebase’s secrets.
  • Enterprise features: If your company has its own Google Apps domain, you can publish add-ons restricted just to your employees. This private distribution channel is a great way for organizations that run on Google Apps to solve their own unique problems.

Google claims add-ons in the store “look and feel just like native features of Google Docs and Sheets.” The is largely thanks to the company providing a CSS package that applies standard Google styling to typography, buttons, and other form elements, as well as a UI style guide that offers guidance on designing a user experience similar to existing Google products.

Top Image Credit: Nicholas Kamm / Getty Images

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