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Instagram for Android gets faster, more responsive and a gorgeous flat redesign

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 5:02 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web

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Instagram today updated its Android app with a clean, flat redesign and a slew of under the hood changes designed to make it faster and more responsive than ever before.

From the moment you open the app, it’s clear the Instagram team has taken a lot of time finessing the aesthetics. While the layout and placement of virtual buttons is the same, almost all of the assets have been flattened or tweaked. The banner no longer has a gradient in the background, and the Instagram logo is now pure white. The refresh and Instagram Direct icons have also been changed, and a lighter font has been brought in for the timestamps attached to each photo in the top right-hand corner.

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The new visuals permeate through the navigation bar at the bottom of the screen too. All of the icons have been changed and perhaps most importantly, the Instagram logo in the center has been switched to the minimalist square and circle combo found in the Instagram for iOS app.

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The Explore section has been trimmed to give photos even greater space on screen, while the mess of boxes and lines has thankfully been cleared from user profiles. All round, it’s a lighter, more beautiful design.

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From a design standpoint the iOS and Android apps feel closer than ever before, but dig deeper and you’ll notice some differences. Text alignment at the top of the app isn’t consistent between the two and while editing, you can see four tiny lines splitting the various editing tools. They’re small details, but it shows the team hasn’t just cloned what it shipped for the iOS app.

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The updated Android app is also faster. Instagram says profile pages should now load twice as fast. The overall app size has been halved too to optimize speed across the board. “In taking time to polish our designs, we’ve worked to make sure that Instagram feels native and at home on any Android device,” the company said. While it doesn’t offer anything in the way of new features, this is an important update that should appeal to all users.

➤ Instagram | Google Play

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Chrome Web Store gets new publishing and monetization options for packaged apps, extensions, and themes

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 4:22 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Design & Dev, Google, Insider

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Google today announced new tools and services for publishing and monetizing items in the Chrome Web Store. The company says it wants to make both processes as easy as possible for developers so they can focus on creation rather than managing overhead.

First of all, Google has made it easier to manage content thanks to an update to the Chrome Web Store API; it now lets developers programmatically create, update, and publish items. For those that already have an automated build and deployment process, the API can be added into their publishing flow.

Next, Google has added new monetization methods. While hosted apps already supported all four types (free trial, paid up-front, subscription, and in-app payments), now package apps, extensions, and themes have received more options:

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The Managed In-App Payments now supports Chrome packaged apps and extensions. Themes were excluded for obvious reasons.

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The tool also now lets developers create and manage all of their in-app products directly in the developer dashboard, instead of having to embed or dynamically generate and serve a payment token for each sale. As you can see above, developers can enable or disable products, provide localized descriptions, and set prices for different regions, while the Chrome Web Store takes care of licensing.

The Free Trial feature has also been expanded to packaged apps and extensions. As you might expect, it allows a developer to specify that an item can be used for a limited time before it must be purchased, allowing users to try paid items before deciding whether to buy them.

Overall, extensions have gained the most options, so if you’ve been developing add-ons for Chrome, you may want to consider those projects as a new revenue stream. This is especially noteworthy given the upcoming ban for extensions on Windows not in the Chrome Web Store.

See also – Google brings Chrome apps to Android and iOS, lets developers submit to Google Play and Apple’s App Store and Google is working on a way to run Chrome apps without the full Chrome process

Top Image Credit: Kimihiro Hoshino/AFP/Getty Images

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Appsfire launches in-stream ad product ‘Sashimi,’ which it says produces Facebook ads on steroids

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 4:00 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider, mobile advertising, Product Launches

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Last year, Appsfire announced it was ditching its renowned app discovery service on iOS and Android, seeking to shift its business towards a mobile advertising solution.

Following that, it unveiled URA MAKI, which it described as an entirely new ad experience that gives users more control over their ads. Today, Appsfire launched ‘Sashimi’ — in-stream advertising formats for mobile apps — as it takes a deeper dive into mobile native ads.

Appsfire acknowledges that in-stream mobile ads have already been done by other companies, including Facebook — but the ads are currently proprietary to them. Sashimi ads, on the other hand, are automatically generated, produced, translated and formatted into any type of app with feeds of content. In short, Appsfire calls Sashimi ads “Facebook ads on steroids.”

 Appsfire launches in stream ad product Sashimi, which it says produces Facebook ads on steroids
 Appsfire launches in stream ad product Sashimi, which it says produces Facebook ads on steroids

Appsfire claims that Sashimi provides the first ever in-feed ad format that fits the design of any app. It provides a set of templates for its Sashimi ads, and also simple ways to reformat the set of elements and content of a Sashimi ad in any way, so it can fit an app according to the frame, shape, font, or order of content. Furthermore, no creatives are required for creating Sashimi ads, which means it’s simple for advertisers to adopt the format and scale easily.

Sashimi ads are supported on iOS devices today, with Android and HTML5 landing in the coming weeks. An app that has already incorporated Sashimi ads is Newsfire, a free news aggregator.

Headline image via Hoang Dinh Nam/AFP/Getty Images

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5 things smart entrepreneurs did at SXSWi this year

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 3:53 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Entrepreneur, SXSW

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Juan Diego Calle is a serial entrepreneur and the CEO of .CO.


Take off your branded sunnies and pack up all your swag – SXSW Interactive has wrapped for another year. This was my fourth year at SXSW with my company .CO, and while some are doubting whether this geek spring break can sustain the Austin takeover for many years to come, 2014 bubbled with smart people, big ideas and tons of energy.

Here are five things that stood out to me as helping entrepreneurs make an impact despite all the noise at SXSWi.

1. Owning the spirit of your brand

Whether it was HBO turning pedicabs into Thrones again or Brivo Labs handing out webcam covers (the company launched a security API, and privacy was a hot topic due to appearances by Snowden and Assange) – brands that made strong connections between their offering, their audience, and their shtick were clear winners this year.

Being timely and sticking with your best core products gets people excited to interact with your brand.

2. Breaking a few rules to meet a need

While criminal activity can’t exactly be lauded, brands that broke a few rules to serve a higher purpose definitely earned some extra credit.

For example, in the face of the Austin Police Department warning people not to use Uber (since the service fails to comply with strict local taxi regulations), SXSWi attendees took to Twitter en masse, proclaiming #AustinNeedsUber! And the more it rained, the more they tweeted in support of their beloved Uber.

Whether you’re willing to pay the surge pricing, of course, depends on your loyalty and wallet size.

3. Having some fun with the community

There’s never a shortage of sales bros, wanna-be tech celebs and snake oil salesmen peddling their wares at SXSWi, which is why the people and brands that help to create the carnival-like atmosphere without going for the hard sell are big winners in my book.

I really appreciated the super-hero clad pedicab drivers, the party bus overflowing with overzealous karaoke singers, and the truck that stopped in the middle of traffic to feed my whole team free cookies. These are the people that make SXSW fun, not the booth babes adorning logo-ed short shorts.

My good friend Dave McClure, founder of 500 Startups, was also a huge hit with his “Super Fantastic Half Baked Extravaganza,” a hysterical startup improv party held with our friends at Up Global where, in between fireball shots,
entrepreneurs competed for prizes while being given 60 seconds to pitch their best ideas for nonsensical startups. Think “NascarSquirrels” (“the fastest on-demand pit crew ever powered acorns and Red Bull…”). No real product pitch, just good, geeky fun.

4. Making a little mystery

From Secret’s SXSW feed to AT&T’s mysterious mobile pop-up (that later resulted in good news), companies that built buzz through an element of surprise certainly got people whispering.

5. Bringing diversity to the forefront

While the ratio of male to female was still low this year, the instance of International Women’s Day on Saturday got people talking across the show. Panel after panel covered how to break down barriers for women in tech.

While there’s a lot more to be done, organizations like Springboard Enterprises and WIM were rallying the troops at SXSWi, and are leading the charge.

While I’m fairly exhausted from all the mayhem, you can be sure that I’ll be back in 2015, eager to see what savvy marketers and entrepreneurs have in store. If you plan to stand out from the crowd, you’d better start your brainstorming now… and if you’re really smart, you’ll start booking your hotel rooms soon too!

What was your favorite innovative move from SXSWi this year?

Image credit: Alfie Photography/Shutterstock

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Dario offers a glucose meter and connected apps to help people with diabetes track their health

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 3:01 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets

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Glooko, a cable and mobile app that helps diabetics record their glucose readings, finally has some competition. LabStyle Innovations today announced Dario, an alternative with a key point of differentiation – it has its own “smart meter” which replaces existing devices by Bayer, OneTouch, Accu-Chek and similar firms.

In short, Dario is being pitched as the complete solution. The meter, testing strips and lancets are all provided and will sync up with an Android or iOS device automatically through the Dario app.

The software will archive glucose readings and then offer statistics, graphs and charts to show how the user’s levels are fluctuating. There’s also the option to record food and drink intake, insulin and exercise so users can better understand how these factors affect their body. For those that prefer using their own meter, the Dario app also supports manual readings – and given the app is free, that essentially brings the cost of the platform down to zero.

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The app can also be set up to alert important contacts when the user’s glucose levels drop too low. Similar to Glooko, anyone that adopts Dario will also be able to access their data on the Web and send reports to doctors and other health professionals when needed.

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It’s still early days for Dario though. LabStyle says its seeking “insurance reimbursement approvals” at the moment and expects approvals before the second half of 2014. The company plans to soft launch the device “over the next several months”, starting with New Zealand and followed by the UK, Australia and Italy. It also expects the meter to be approved by the FDA this year, hinting at a future release in the US and Canada.

➤ Dario | App Store | Google Play (Coming Soon)

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