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Formulas? Pah!

Aug04
by Sindy Cator on August 4, 2014 at 1:00 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

Welcome back to Twice Daily Dose of Excel. Heck, these days we’re more regular than Julian Assange’s visits to the Ecuadorian Embassy!

Audrey has a table that looks something like this (if you’re American):

Table US

…or like this (if you live somewhere sensible, like in New Zealand and a good deal many other places besides):

Table English

She uses this to track when she requested a piece of information from someone, and the date she received a response. I’m picking she’s NSA, and is asking Julian – who is actually a quadruple agent – whether he needs more sun lamps. Stranger things have happened, recently.

Anyways, she’d like a formula to find the oldest/latest request date out of all responses received in a particular month.

She could array enter something like this, which will do the job without any need for helper columns:

=MAX($A$2:$A$20*(DATE(YEAR($B$2:$B$20),MONTH($B$2:$B$20),1)=DATE(YEAR($B2),MONTH($B2),1)))

…which to an Excel Pro with a lifetime of formulas under their belt would look like this:

=NOT(RocketScience)

…but to anyone else:

="Αυτό θα μπορούσε κάλλιστα να είναι γραμμένο στην ελληνική γλώσσα"

You could debate whether there’s a right formula to use in a situation like this. In fact there’s some great debate on that original blogpost as to whether one proposed solution is awesome, potentially obfuscating, or incomprehensibly mutant. So with this in mind, is there a right formula to use in this case? Depends on who’s trying to comprehend what’s happening here in 6 months time. Perhaps yourself, with six more months of grey-matter dieback under your belt. Or hat, rather. Is there a right non-formula approach to Audrey’s problem? You betcha:

Just create a PivotTable out of that sucker:

Blank PivotTable

…drag the ‘Date Requested’ field to the Rows pane and the ‘Date Received’ to the Values pane:

PivotTable

…launch the Value Field Settings dialog for the Date Requested field:

Launch Value Field Settings

…change the name of the Date Received field to something meaningful, and change Sum to Max:

Value Field Settings Dialog

…plus click on that Number Format button while you’re there so you can change the format to Date:

Number Format

…then select any cell in the Date Received column and click Group Selection from the PivotTable Tools > Analyze contextual tab, and group by Months and Years:

Group Selection

…and exhale:

Pivot

No, wait…hold that breath…we forgot to change the name of that ‘Years’ column that just appeared – as well as the ‘Date Received’ column that now holds Months only – to something more suitable:

Pivot finished

Now exhale.

Here’s the genius…it even works in American:

Pivot finished american

…and it works on trickier problems, like the original one at that post:

Original Problem

 
¿Fórmulas? No nos hacen falta fórmulas apestosas!

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How ‘China’s Google’ Baidu uses deep learning to make your phone smarter

Aug04
by Sindy Cator on August 4, 2014 at 11:32 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Asia, Profiles and Interviews

baidu

Deep learning has been a hot topic in recent times, particularly after Google brought it to the forefront of the tech industry with Google Brain that started in 2011. Early this year, the internet giant went further to step up its efforts in deep learning with its acquisition of artificial intelligence startup DeepMind, scooping up its talented team. There is, however, another serious contender in the deep learning space that most people in the US may not have heard of — and that’s Baidu, commonly known as ‘China’s Google.’ Hiring away a Google pioneer How serious is Baidu? Well, in May this…

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Centennial Weekend Birthdays

Aug04
by Sindy Cator on August 4, 2014 at 11:30 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Date Functions

On this episode of the BBC’s More or Less podcast, they discussed big, round birthdays that fall on a weekend. A listener said that she had to wait until her 60th birthday for it to fall on a weekend. The guy who figured out how unlucky she was tested every birthday from January 1, 1900. Since he picked that date, I assume he used Excel, but he never said.

They did include the caveat “as an adult” so that leaves off the 10th birthday. Here’s how I did the math.

I started with 1/1/1900 is cell A2 and used the formula

=A2+1

copied down to today. Then in B1:J1, I entered the values 20-100. The formula in B2 is

=WEEKDAY(DATE(YEAR($A2)+B$1,MONTH($A2),DAY($A2)),2)>=6

I added the value in row 1 to the year to make the centennial birthday and fed that into the WEEKDAY function. WEEKDAY returns 1 through 7 representing the day of the week. I used ‘2’ for the second argument so that Monday is 1 and Saturday is 6. Then I return TRUE or FALSE depending on whether the weekday is greater than or equal to 6.

Column K finds the minimum age that has a TRUE under it

=MIN(IF(B2:J2,$B$1:$J$1,""))

That’s an array formula, so I entered it with Ctrl+Shift+Enter.

Next, I repeated 20-100 in column N. These formulas complete the table

    O3        =COUNTIF($K$2:$K$41832,N3)
    P3        =O3/SUM($O$3:$O$11)
    Q3        =Q2+P3

As if that wasn’t enough, I wanted to make a single formula that could accept a date and return the earliest major birthday that was on a weekend.

=MIN(IF(WEEKDAY(DATE(YEAR(O16)+{20,30,40,50,60},MONTH(O16),DAY(O16)),2)<6,"",{20,30,40,50,60}))

That’s also an array formula, so you know what to do. I celebrated my 30th birthday on a weekend.

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Rakuten believes its chat app Viber can ‘completely change’ its e-commerce business

Aug04
by Sindy Cator on August 4, 2014 at 11:02 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Mobile, ra

rakuten

Japan’s e-commerce giant Rakuten surprised many when it stumped up $900 million to buy mobile messaging and calling service Viber in February. The deal was announced just five days before Facebook’s landmark $19 billion acquisition of fellow chat app WhatsApp — while WhatsApp is the industry leader by some margin with over half a billion active users each month, Viber is performing better than might have been expected. According to Rakuten’s latest earnings report — which was released today and first spotted by Tech In Asia — the business now has 400 million registered users. That’s up from 280 million registered…

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Offline over the weekend? Read all the tech news you missed right here

Aug04
by Sindy Cator on August 4, 2014 at 10:54 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Roundups

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Sometimes missing out on the latest tech news and features over the weekend can’t be helped: you had dull life chores to take care of, you promised to take the kids to that amusement park, you really needed to get the garden under control, your hangover prevented you from functioning properly. There are many reasons why you might not have been able to keep up with the latest-and-greatest happenings from tech land in the last 48 hours. It’s ok, we’re not here to judge your excuses. We’re here to pay attention so you don’t have to. So, put aside those promises…

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