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Google Now on Android gets smarter time-to-leave cards, “Ok, Google” hotword in the UK and Canada

Feb07
by Sindy Cator on February 7, 2014 at 7:49 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Google, Product Updates

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Google updated its Search for Android app today with an improved, customisable time-to-leave system, additional language support for reminders and “Ok, Google” hands-free voice searches.

 Google Now on Android gets smarter time to leave cards, Ok, Google hotword in the UK and CanadaWhereas before flights and appointment cards would tell you the time it took to get there and your specified arrival time, the new Google Now gives more information and options about when you should be leaving. Based on three customisable metrics – where you’re leaving from, when you want to arrive and your mode of transport – the app can now offer more accurate recommendations for when to head out.

In addition, users in the United Kingdom and Canada can now trigger new voice searches with the command “Ok, Google.”

The feature was introduced for Android users in the United States last November, but it’s been mostly inaccessible for smartphone and tablet owners in other markets. Once you’ve updated the app, you’ll be able to launch the Google Search app or dive straight into the Google Now launcher and begin a voice search with the “Ok, Google” hotword.

It’s still possible to trigger this manually by tapping the microphone button in the top left-hand corner of the screen, but true hands-free search is a welcome addition nonetheless. While I don’t use voice search all that often, it’s good to know that it’s there when I’m cooking or have my hands full with the groceries.

In today’s update, Google also added support for reminders in French, Italian, German, Spanish, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese (Brazilian) and Russian. These are small tweaks admittedly, but over time they’ll only serve to push Google Now ahead of its fiercest rivals such as Siri on iOS and the highly anticipated Cortana assistant for Windows Phone.

➤ Google Search | Android (Via Google+)

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Nokia and HTC reach patent sharing and collaboration agreement

Feb07
by Sindy Cator on February 7, 2014 at 7:43 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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Nokia and HTC have settled their differences and announced a patent licensing and technology collaboration agreement. The deal puts an end to patent litigation between the two firms.

HTC agreed to pay Nokia to license the firm’s patents, while also offering a collaboration with its own LTE intellectual property. The companies also said they will “explore future technology collaborations.”

Both companies said they were pleased by the results, but one is bound to be more pleased than the other.

Nokia filed suit against HTC in 2012 alleging that it had infringed on its standards-essential patents. An ITC ruling last fall threatened seven HTC devices from being imported into the US. The firm also faced a Nokia-led ban of the HTC One Mini in the UK last December, though, the ruling was later relaxed.

The new patent agreement helps Nokia wrap up outstanding litigation before it heads over to Microsoft later this year.

➤ Nokia and HTC signed a patent and technology collaboration agreement

Image Credit: Patrik Stollarz/Getty Images

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Is ‘sales’ a dirty word?

Feb07
by Sindy Cator on February 7, 2014 at 6:31 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Entrepreneur, Insider

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Justin is the Product Manager for Industry Mailout. He’s passionate about building products that delight customers, and also blogs on justinjackson.ca and tweets via @mijustin


“Making sales” feels kind of sleazy, doesn’t it?

For a lot of us, our feeling about sales stems from a bad experience with a salesperson.

The problem is, most salespeople are selling someone else’s product; they’re not directly invested in the product itself. A car salesman is a good example: he doesn’t design, build, or distribute the cars, he’s just responsible for moving them off the lot. This can lead to the kind of predatory behaviour that we dislike about salespeople:

“The salesman is the tiger, and the customer is the deer. The tiger has to eat, and you can’t eat if you don’t kill that deer. You have to go for the neck. Don’t allow him to leave. But if you try to kill him too early, the deer will wake up and run away.”

– Manny Rosales, Car Salesman from Ep 129 of This American Life.

But you’re different.

You’re not selling someone else’s product: you’re going to build your own. And that means sales doesn’t need to be sleazy.

You own the whole process: you’re going to find a pain, and build the solution. Doing this work, from start to finish, gives you the confidence to say: “People really need this; I need to tell them about it.”

It’s like a tow truck driver. A month ago, my family and I got our minivan stuck in a snowdrift. We needed to get a tow truck to pull us out. Sales can be like that: you’re helping people who are stuck, get unstuck.

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Our problem, as creators and builders, is that when we do create awesome solutions, we keep them hidden away, because we’re afraid of looking like shady salesmen. But how are we going to help people find our solution if we don’t tell them about it?

Good salesmanship is finding people that need your solution, and just letting them know that you can help them. That’s it. If that’s what you’re doing, you shouldn’t feel sleazy.

Think about it from the customer’s point of view: what would a “healthy” sales process look like to them?

A few years ago, I had a fellow from a marketing agency call me up:

“Justin, I found your blog online. Can I take you out for lunch and pick your brain? I’m happy to pay your normal consulting rate.”

At the time my hourly rate was $100/hour. He took me out for lunch, we chatted for an hour and a half, and then he wrote me a cheque for $150.

Afterwards, he wrote me an email:

“Thanks so much for lunch. You have no idea how much that helped me. I was feeling so stuck: now I can move forward with this project for my client.”

The client, by the way, was paying him upwards of $20,000 on the project. For him, spending $150 to chat with me was worth it, because he was able to save a project worth a lot more.

What’s interesting is that he would have never found me, if I hadn’t “put myself out there” by writing content on my blog. He was willing to pay me for my time, because he had a real need, and felt like I had the solution.

As someone who can create things, you have the power to change people’s lives. But… if you keep your creation to yourself, you won’t affect anybody.

Finding people that need your solution isn’t sleazy. That’s sales – and it can be a good thing. icon wink Is sales a dirty word?

PS: I’m writing a new book called Marketing for Developers. Find out more here.

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LinkedIn will close Intro, a way to view LinkedIn profiles inside the iOS Mail app, on March 7

Feb07
by Sindy Cator on February 7, 2014 at 5:40 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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LinkedIn today announced it’ll soon be closing a couple of its less integral services, citing the need to concentrate “on fewer things” to ensure that its business and enterprise-focused social network is successful. The most notable closure is Intro, a service that brings information about the millions of LinkedIn users inside the default iOS Mail app.

Based on Rapportive’s technology – a startup LinkedIn acquired for $15 million in February 2012 – Intro was designed to give you further information about people who are contacting you via email. Whether that’s a business proposition or a quick invite to meet up for a beer, with Intro enabled you can glimpse at their LinkedIn profile and familiarise yourself with their occupation, place of employment and prior experience.

LinkedIn launched Intro in October last year, but said today that it would be closing the service on March 7. Members can continue to use Rapportive to review LinkedIn profiles inside Gmail on the desktop, however.

LinkedIn was at one point criticized for Intro’s security, with one researcher describing it as “a target for someone that wants to get to your e-mail.” The company defended then defended the service and its implementation in a blog post. “We made sure we built the most secure implementation we believed possible,” the company said. “We explored numerous threat models and constantly challenged each other to consider possible threat scenarios.”

LinkedIn will also shutter Slidecast, a feature within Slideshare that allowed you to attach an audio file to a presentation or slideshow. The service will close on April 30, although it’ll still be possible to view Slidecasts without their audio counterparts after this date. ”The SlideShare team will continue to focus on building new products and improving our existing experiences to make our products even better for our members,” Deep Nishar, SVP for products and user experience at LinkedIn said in a blog post.

Yesterday, LinkedIn announced a $120 million acquisition for the job matching service Bright. It was the company’s most expensive acquisition to date, eclipsing its deals for Slideshare and Pulse.

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Photo credit: Justin Sullivan/Getty Images

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Facebook Page managers will see names of admins who made posts and comments starting February 20

Feb07
by Sindy Cator on February 7, 2014 at 5:30 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Social Media

Facebook today posted a message at the top of Pages on the social network to notify administrators that their the names will soon start to show up next to their posts and comments. The feature, which will only be visible to other administrators, will launch on February 20 but will not be retroactive: only posts and comments on or after that date will be identified.

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The “Learn More” link above takes you to a Help Center page titled “If multiple people help manage my Page, how can I see who posted something?” While there is no screenshot, the answer says Page posts will show the name of the person “below the name of your Page next to Posted by” while Page comments will show the name “below the comment next to Commented on by.” Last but not least, you’ll also be able to see who posted or scheduled posts in your Page’s activity log.

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