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Is ‘sales’ a dirty word?

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by Sindy Cator on February 7, 2014 at 6:31 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Entrepreneur, Insider

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Justin is the Product Manager for Industry Mailout. He’s passionate about building products that delight customers, and also blogs on justinjackson.ca and tweets via @mijustin


“Making sales” feels kind of sleazy, doesn’t it?

For a lot of us, our feeling about sales stems from a bad experience with a salesperson.

The problem is, most salespeople are selling someone else’s product; they’re not directly invested in the product itself. A car salesman is a good example: he doesn’t design, build, or distribute the cars, he’s just responsible for moving them off the lot. This can lead to the kind of predatory behaviour that we dislike about salespeople:

“The salesman is the tiger, and the customer is the deer. The tiger has to eat, and you can’t eat if you don’t kill that deer. You have to go for the neck. Don’t allow him to leave. But if you try to kill him too early, the deer will wake up and run away.”

– Manny Rosales, Car Salesman from Ep 129 of This American Life.

But you’re different.

You’re not selling someone else’s product: you’re going to build your own. And that means sales doesn’t need to be sleazy.

You own the whole process: you’re going to find a pain, and build the solution. Doing this work, from start to finish, gives you the confidence to say: “People really need this; I need to tell them about it.”

It’s like a tow truck driver. A month ago, my family and I got our minivan stuck in a snowdrift. We needed to get a tow truck to pull us out. Sales can be like that: you’re helping people who are stuck, get unstuck.

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Our problem, as creators and builders, is that when we do create awesome solutions, we keep them hidden away, because we’re afraid of looking like shady salesmen. But how are we going to help people find our solution if we don’t tell them about it?

Good salesmanship is finding people that need your solution, and just letting them know that you can help them. That’s it. If that’s what you’re doing, you shouldn’t feel sleazy.

Think about it from the customer’s point of view: what would a “healthy” sales process look like to them?

A few years ago, I had a fellow from a marketing agency call me up:

“Justin, I found your blog online. Can I take you out for lunch and pick your brain? I’m happy to pay your normal consulting rate.”

At the time my hourly rate was $100/hour. He took me out for lunch, we chatted for an hour and a half, and then he wrote me a cheque for $150.

Afterwards, he wrote me an email:

“Thanks so much for lunch. You have no idea how much that helped me. I was feeling so stuck: now I can move forward with this project for my client.”

The client, by the way, was paying him upwards of $20,000 on the project. For him, spending $150 to chat with me was worth it, because he was able to save a project worth a lot more.

What’s interesting is that he would have never found me, if I hadn’t “put myself out there” by writing content on my blog. He was willing to pay me for my time, because he had a real need, and felt like I had the solution.

As someone who can create things, you have the power to change people’s lives. But… if you keep your creation to yourself, you won’t affect anybody.

Finding people that need your solution isn’t sleazy. That’s sales – and it can be a good thing. icon wink Is sales a dirty word?

PS: I’m writing a new book called Marketing for Developers. Find out more here.

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LinkedIn will close Intro, a way to view LinkedIn profiles inside the iOS Mail app, on March 7

Feb07
by Sindy Cator on February 7, 2014 at 5:40 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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LinkedIn today announced it’ll soon be closing a couple of its less integral services, citing the need to concentrate “on fewer things” to ensure that its business and enterprise-focused social network is successful. The most notable closure is Intro, a service that brings information about the millions of LinkedIn users inside the default iOS Mail app.

Based on Rapportive’s technology – a startup LinkedIn acquired for $15 million in February 2012 – Intro was designed to give you further information about people who are contacting you via email. Whether that’s a business proposition or a quick invite to meet up for a beer, with Intro enabled you can glimpse at their LinkedIn profile and familiarise yourself with their occupation, place of employment and prior experience.

LinkedIn launched Intro in October last year, but said today that it would be closing the service on March 7. Members can continue to use Rapportive to review LinkedIn profiles inside Gmail on the desktop, however.

LinkedIn was at one point criticized for Intro’s security, with one researcher describing it as “a target for someone that wants to get to your e-mail.” The company defended then defended the service and its implementation in a blog post. “We made sure we built the most secure implementation we believed possible,” the company said. “We explored numerous threat models and constantly challenged each other to consider possible threat scenarios.”

LinkedIn will also shutter Slidecast, a feature within Slideshare that allowed you to attach an audio file to a presentation or slideshow. The service will close on April 30, although it’ll still be possible to view Slidecasts without their audio counterparts after this date. ”The SlideShare team will continue to focus on building new products and improving our existing experiences to make our products even better for our members,” Deep Nishar, SVP for products and user experience at LinkedIn said in a blog post.

Yesterday, LinkedIn announced a $120 million acquisition for the job matching service Bright. It was the company’s most expensive acquisition to date, eclipsing its deals for Slideshare and Pulse.

➤ Blog Post

Photo credit: Justin Sullivan/Getty Images

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Facebook Page managers will see names of admins who made posts and comments starting February 20

Feb07
by Sindy Cator on February 7, 2014 at 5:30 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Social Media

Facebook today posted a message at the top of Pages on the social network to notify administrators that their the names will soon start to show up next to their posts and comments. The feature, which will only be visible to other administrators, will launch on February 20 but will not be retroactive: only posts and comments on or after that date will be identified.

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The “Learn More” link above takes you to a Help Center page titled “If multiple people help manage my Page, how can I see who posted something?” While there is no screenshot, the answer says Page posts will show the name of the person “below the name of your Page next to Posted by” while Page comments will show the name “below the comment next to Commented on by.” Last but not least, you’ll also be able to see who posted or scheduled posts in your Page’s activity log.

Image Credit: Brendan Smialowski/AFP/GettyImages

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What is your startup missing? Tackling the most common success roadblock

Feb07
by Sindy Cator on February 7, 2014 at 5:11 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Entrepreneur, How-To's

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Ilya Pozin is the founder of Open Me and Ciplex. He’s also a columnist for Inc, Forbes, and LinkedIn.


The chances of your startup failing are perilously high. Most entrepreneurs think it can’t happen to them, but in fact recent research from Harvard Business School lecturer Shikhar Ghosh finds approximately 75 percent of all startups go under.

Why? Findings put incompetence and lack of managerial experience as the two most dangerous warning signs your startup might be headed for the grave.

“Far too many companies are failing for reasons I think are strictly preventable,” said Eric Ries in a recent interview, entrepreneur and author of The Lean Startup.

Ries is an expert in getting startups to allocate resources more efficiently, increasing their productivity and success. I talked to Ries about one of the biggest yet least talked about challenges startups face: the accountability problem.

Why you need to leave scientific management behind

It’s been over 100 years since Frederick Taylor published “The Principles of Scientific Management” in 1911, yet some companies are still looking to this vintage management method for inspiration.

Scientific management was the first theory to apply scientific thinking to the process of management. It’s main driving force was to improve economic efficiency and productivity in the manufacturing industry of the early 1900s. The theory put an emphasis on using monetary rewards to motivate employees, and rewarding those who worked ahead of the curve.

This all sounds good right?

The problem is that scientific management puts a heavy focus on forecasting, which is great as long as you have the stability to make accurate forecasts. Unfortunately, most startups don’t operate in a space with a lot of stability. These new companies are innovating new products and new services. They’re walking along untraveled roads without a map.

“Whenever stability is not present, the fundamentally 20th century scientific management tools are not going to work,” Ries said. “Not because they’re bad and not because the people that invented them are stupid, but because they’re not appropriate to the context we actually live in today of high uncertainty.”

The accountability problem

Ries discovered successful startups take a four-pronged approach: process, culture, people, and accountability.

Unfortunately, accountability is the one aspect most companies never talk about. It often falls by the wayside, but might be the most important aspect of turning your startup from a great idea into a successful company.

“You need to look in the mirror, senior management,” Ries said, “and now you’re looking at the problem.”

Most innovation problems originate with senior management. These are the people putting together the systems and incentives driving companies. Yet these financial systems are actually set up to disadvantage entrepreneurs.

“The system asks for high ROI and enthusiastic projections,” Ries said. “Sometimes it’s impossible to tell how an untested innovation is going to fare. This problem in turn drives the system and leads to ‘success theater.’”

In success theater, entrepreneurs will build a business model around their unknown and highly unpredictable idea to make it seem like a high ROI project. They will optimistically project growth while underestimating the costs, making the project look appealing to investors.

Ries calls it the “plausible promise,” yet this promise can blow up in entrepreneurs’ faces when their uncertain projections don’t exactly pan out in investors favor.

How to fix the problem

If you want to break the cycle, you have to start from the bottom up. “It’s the difference between a modern and old fashioned company,” Ries said, “and in today’s world who wants to buy products or invest in an old fashioned company?”

It’s time to address your startup’s accountability problem head-on. Here are a few fixes for a broken startup system:

Innovation accounting

It’s time to use a different set of metrics and accounting systems to measure progress in new or unstable industries.

The old metrics are tailored for well-established industries, so it doesn’t make much sense to apply them to fledgling startups. Instead, find new metrics you can use to show investors value without resorting to the “plausible promise.”

Build self-organized teams

It’s important to build cross-functional teams with the mandate to pivot when strategies aren’t working. At Ciplex, we have a very flat and team-based organizational structure which helps us be more agile as a whole. With a flatter organization structure our small, independent, and cross-functional teams can innovate more quickly.

It also makes it OK to fail since mistakes are much less expensive in this model. After all, Twitter was originally supposed to be a video sharing service called Odeo before their pivot saved them millions.

Don’t be afraid of innovation

“By preserving the status quo we think we’re making the safe choice, and the next thing you know you’re out of work,” Ries said.

Companies from Blackberry to Kodak thought they were making the safe choice by sticking to the road most traveled, but this isn’t the way to build an innovative company that can change with the times.

Understanding the accountability problem is the first step to fixing it for entrepreneurs. It’s time to leave the “success theater” behind, and instead rethink the way you measure success.

 

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With the $25 Chargekey, you’ll never be caught without a USB cable again

Feb07
by Sindy Cator on February 7, 2014 at 1:53 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets, Insider, Product Reviews

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Picture the scene: You reach into your bag to grab your USB cable, hoping to give your Kindle or iPad an extra shot of juice before you leave the office for the day. But then you remember – you switched bags that morning and forgot to move your cable to the new satchel.

It’s not a life-altering dilemma by any means, but it’s a dilemma nonetheless. And it’s this dilemma that the Nomad Chargekey hopes to solve.

The Chargekey was funded via an Indiegogo campaign, eventually closing with more than $170,000 in the coffers back in December, having originally only sought $50,000. Available for Micro USB devices (e.g. Android phones, Windows Phone, Kindle) and iOS devices with a lightning connection (e.g. iPhone 5 and iPad mini), the premise is pretty simple.

You hook the Chargekey onto your keychain using the little hoop, and then you’ll never leave home without it. Assuming, that is, you don’t forget your keys.

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Micro USB Chargekey: Tiny

While you can of course remove the Chargekey from your keychain, the idea is you place your keys in between the device and the USB port, and connect them up.

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Charge Devices Directly From Your Keychain

In terms of downsides, well, the obvious one is that you can’t really hook this up to a wall-charger given it’s so miniscule. But it’s not really designed for that scenario – it’s supposed to remain on your keychain and sit next to your laptop. Perhaps a more genuine issue over time will be the wear-and-tear it’s likely to endure being in your pocket, in amongst keys and other potentially scratchy objects. With that in mind, Nomad actually offers a separate device called a Chargecard, which is a credit card-sized incarnation of the Chargekey, and slips inside your wallet instead.

Costing $25, the Chargekey perhaps just creeps in at the right end of ‘affordable’, and if you buy two or more items at the checkout, the US-based company will ship worldwide for free.

That all said, when you consider you can buy a tiny Micro USB cable on Amazon or eBay for just a few bucks, one that can be slipped inside your wallet, then the $25 price-tag does start to seem a little punchy. Thus, the Chargekey will work well as a gift perhaps, or for those who really need to have a USB cable tethered to themselves at all times.

Related read: The Fluxmob Bolt: A tiny wall-charger and backup battery that packs a punch

➤ Nomad Chargekey: Micro USB | iPhone 5/5c/5s/iPad [lightning connection]

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