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6 reasons why Facebook didn’t pay enough for WhatsApp

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by Sindy Cator on February 24, 2014 at 10:47 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Insider, Social Media

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Lasse Clausen is the co-founder and CEO of FOUNDD, a Berlin based discovery engine. This post originally appeared on his blog.


For anyone who thinks Facebook paid too much for WhatsApp, I beg to differ.

Here are six reasons why Facebook underpaid for its latest acquisition.

1. Mobile phones are the new social platforms

During Web 2.0, only Facebook had your social graph. Now your contacts are on your phone and therefore your friends can be with you on any app. And mobile is the next computing platform that will be several times larger than desktop.

2. Messaging apps are the new social networks

Surprise! It turns out the main use of smart phones is communication. Seems obvious because the phone was invented to do just that.

So if people are inside a messaging app all day, that app can become a social network itself where one can install other apps like games etc.

Line and WeChat are a pioneers of this.

3. Privacy

Facebook took one-to-many broadcasting mainstream. This creates a lot of social anxiety because it’s too complicated to control who is going to see what.

The default emotion seems to be that everyone will see it, so you can only use it for posting things that will make you look good – but that, in turn, is annoying to see. Everything else you have to share in another place.

WhatsApp became that somewhere else because the core of the product is to control who you’re sharing content with. You can say that Facebook Messenger does this too, but people probably still associate the Facebook brand with social anxiety (that or some other reason, but otherwise Facebook wouldn’t have bought WhatsApp).

4. Engagement

A phenomenal 72 percent of the monthly active users (MAU) use WhatsApp every day. The only company with similar enduring engagement on this scale is Facebook with 62 percent.

But more importantly, on WhatsApp, every user shares 1.25 images per day vs. Facebook at 0.5. Probably because of point 3.

5. Growth

No other company ever grew as fast during its first four years as WhatsApp did. It’s at 450M MAUs and still adding 1M users every day.

Like Zuckerberg said, “it’s on a path to connect 1 billion people”.

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If WhatsApp were to start monetizing like Line at $7 per user per year it would have revenues of $3.15 billion.

If that calculation is too simplistic for you, here’s another way to look at it: Facebook’s market cap values a MAU at around $140. And it only paid $42 per WhatsApp MAU.

If we were to value WhatsApp at $140/MAU as well, its value is $63 billion. Not that it’s there now, but it gives you an idea why $19 billion is a really good price.

Do you agree with the points made above? Share your thoughts below.

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Samsung Galaxy S5 hands-on: Is the fingerprint scanner and heart rate monitor just a gimmick?

Feb24
by Sindy Cator on February 24, 2014 at 10:26 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets, Insider, MWC, Product Reviews

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To date, Samsung has sold over 200 million Galaxy S smartphones. It’s a hugely popular product line, so for the Galaxy S5 it’s not a huge surprise to find that Samsung hasn’t strayed too far from the successful formula defined by its predecessors.

While the back of the device is certainly different – Samsung has opted for a dimpled, soft-touch back rather than the glossy plastic used for the Galaxy S4 – the Galaxy S5 is still instantly recognisable alongside its precursors. It’s a similar size to the Galaxy S4 and the button placement, curved corners and faux-metal plastic sides all feel rather familiar.

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It feels a little more durable than other Galaxy S handsets I’ve picked up in the past, but it’s still a long way off the build quality found in the majority of smartphones developed by HTC, Nokia and Apple.

With a 5.1-inch display the Galaxy S5 feels fairly large in the hand, although it’s not quite as monstrous as the Galaxy Note 3. The new finish for the back of the device makes it a little easier to grip too, which should come in handy given its ambitions as a fitness tracker and coach.

Heart rate sensor

Although I was experimenting with the handset in a controlled environment, the heart rate sensor felt rather gimmicky. The readings are reliable and perfectly accurate, taking only a few seconds to complete. But as a regular runner myself, I started questioning when and why I would use this. On a daily basis, it just isn’t a metric that I need to see. I can’t picture myself running for the train, diving through the closing doors and then checking my heart rate to see how badly it’s fluctuated.

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The obvious use-case is physical exercise, but this is where the Gear 2, Gear 2 Neo and Gear Fit really shine. I don’t want to stop every five minutes and dig out my smartphone to use the hear rate monitor on the back – a wearable strapped to my wrist will always be preferable.

Regardless, the heart rate monitor works as advertized and if you think it’s appealing, this is a unique feature in the Android smartphone market.

Finger print scanner

Although this feature is clearly borrowed from the iPhone 5S, I was impressed. After swiping your finger across the home button seven times, the Galaxy S5 will store your fingerprint and let you use it to unlock the handset and authorize payments that would normally require a standard password.

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I didn’t try any of the supported services (I wasn’t able to set up my accounts during my hands-on time) but unlocking the Galaxy S5 worked perfectly. It’s a small improvement, but one that I know I would use multiple times a day. If every Android smartphone incorporated this feature, I wouldn’t be displeased.

Software

While this is still TouchWiz, Samsung has refines its Android skin considerable.

It’s still too garish and bloated for my tastes, but the design does feels noticeably lighter and fresher than before. Icons are flatter and cleaner than before – this is a general trend in technology at the moment – and many of the menus feel simpler and better thought out than before.

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Camera

The camera in the Galaxy S5 was promising, although I’ll refrain from drawing too many conclusions before I’ve used it in a few different locations and lighting conditions. Images were bright and crisp, with a suitable amount of contrast, saturation and sharpness throughout.

Some of the in-app camera modes felt a little superfluous – selective focusing seemed a little hit-or-miss – but at least the option is there for creative types.

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4K video recording has been brought over from the Galaxy Note 3 and I expect the performance across both is fairly similar. After sweeping across the show floor a few times, I was content with the footage it recorded. I’m not a professional filmmakers, but more pixels always seem like a good idea to me.

Wrap-up

I wasn’t blown away by the Galaxy S5, but that’s not to say it’s a bad device. It’s a powerful handset and both the fingerprint scanner and heart rate monitor are unique for a high-end Android smartphone, given you’re actually interested in using them.

Samsung’s fresh take on the Android experience is an important first step and it’s nice to see an end to the slippery, cheap plastic backs that have plagued older Galaxy S handsets. Another year, another refinement. It’s just a pity Samsung didn’t gamble with a revolution instead.

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Facebook ends its @facebook.com email address service, citing low usage by users

Feb24
by Sindy Cator on February 24, 2014 at 10:17 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

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Facebook has terminated the email address system that gave all users a @facebook.com mailing account, citing low usage. As reported by the Verge, those that actually used the service will soon receive an email telling them that any mail sent to their @facebook.com account will be forwarded to the primary email address listed on their account.

Launched back in November 2010, the service was another effort by the social networking company to streamline all communications under a single umbrella. In a blog post at the time, Facebook engineer Joel Seligstein said:

Now people can share with friends over email, whether they’re on Facebook or not. To be clear, Messages is not email. There are no subject lines, no cc, no bcc, and you can send a message by hitting the Enter key. We modeled it more closely to chat and reduced the number of things you need to do to send a message. We wanted to make this more like a conversation.

Sounds good on paper, but unfortunately it didn’t seem to resonate with users. A Facebook spokesperson confirmed the news in a statement to the Verge, “Most people have not been using their @facebook.com email address.”

Email forwarding will be turned on by default, but users can opt-out by simply removing their primary email address from their account or simply turning it off in the settings.

➤ Facebook retires its troubled @facebook.com email service (The Verge)

Photo credit: Leon Neal/AFP/Getty Images

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Wrists-on with the Gear 2, Gear 2 Neo and Gear Fit

Feb24
by Sindy Cator on February 24, 2014 at 10:05 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets, Insider

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Although Samsung decided it couldn’t quite wait for the start of Mobile World Congress to announce the Gear 2 and Gear 2 Neo, the event is the first chance we’ve had to get any hands-on time with the devices. Plus, the company had one extra surprise up its sleeve in the form of the Gear Fit, a fitness band with a curved display.

Obviously, these are devices designed to stay with you every day, right there on your wrist, so we’ll need to wait for full review units to truly be able to assess whether any of them are worth your hard earned cash. But for now, some quick first impressions.

Gear Fit

The Gear Fit was an unexpected launch for Mobile World Congress, and while my first thoughts when it was announced were about whether it would cannibalize sales of other Gear wearables, it’s clear that it’s aimed at a completely different buyer.

On the rear of the device is a heart rate monitor – a large part of its fitness prowess – and naturally, like the other Gear models, it’ll happily track all your walking, running and other activity too.

It’s certainly light enough to wear while running (or similar) and the curved 1.84-inch display hugs your wrist pleasingly. Thankfully, it’s also pretty bright too, which is necessary for a device that’s designed to work while active and outdoors.

Clearly, its raison d’etre is fitness tracking, but it can handle some other simple tasks too, like displaying notifications, allowing you to reject calls etc.

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Gear 2 and Gear 2 Neo

The Gear 2 and Gear 2 Neo perform similar functions and offer a similar user experience. One of the most notable spec differences between the two is that one has a camera (Gear 2) while the other doesn’t – an omission designed to keep the price point lower and add some differentiation beyond colored wristbands.

The Gear 2 is more in keeping with the original, with only a few tweaks to the actual look of the device. If you were a fan of the exposed screws of the original gear, you’ll be disappointed to hear its all flush and smooth now.

The location of the camera has also been changed – it’s now placed a little higher up the strap, towards the top of the Gear 2′s display.

One of the other differences is that the OS is now based on Tizen, Samsung’s own platform. If you’re an owner of the original gear, you probably wouldn’t have guessed as Samsung has kept navigation (swipe down to go back, left and right through menus etc) the same as on the original.

Similarly, both the devices were snappy in responding to my jabs and swipes and I was never left wondering if it had actually registered my pawing.

Samsung has clearly learned from the launch of the original Gear, and now supports far more of its own devices by default – it’s also worked to make more apps available for it too, as the first was a little limited in its functionality.

Both devices, thankfully, now sport a Home button too, so you no longer need to scroll all the way back through the menu to get back to where you started.

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Keep your eyes peeled for our review of the Gear 2, Gear 2 Neo and Gear Fit in the future. Meanwhile, visit our MWC 2014 page for more coverage of the show.

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What the West needs to know about Russia’s tech scene

Feb24
by Sindy Cator on February 24, 2014 at 9:49 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Asia, Entrepreneur, Insider

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Nick Davidov is the Investment Director at iTech Capital and Managing Director of The Pult Group.


For many investors and entrepreneurs in the West, doing business in Russia can seem like a step into the unknown. However, these fears are largely unfounded.

Within the Russian tech sector, the differences in business practices between the West and East are growing rapidly smaller. With a little knowledge of some of the key cultural differences and unique properties of the local tech scene, Russia can easily become one of the most attractive tech markets in the world for investors.

Russia in numbers

To fully grasp the size of the opportunity Russia offers, let’s start by looking at the numbers.

Russia currently has the largest online market in Europe. The latest estimates put the number of Russians online at 66 million, with growth expected to continue by around 15 to 20 percent year-on-year up until 2018.

As is the case in other countries with a relatively new, rapidly growing tech sector, e-commerce is Russia’s fastest growing vertical. This growth is reflected in investor sentiment; according to RusBase, in December e-commerce businesses accounted for the largest growth in VC deals, with an increase of 33 percent.

This was closely followed by software, multimedia and games, which all grew at 22 percent. The FinTech sector also saw substantial growth at 12 percent.

Of course, Russian VC funds are far fewer in number and smaller in size than their counterparts in the US and UK. There are only around 50 major funds and anything over $10 million is considered to be at the top end of the deal scale.

Russian angel investors also invest, on average, $50,000 to $200,000. That is five to ten times less than the average investment in the US.

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However, in terms of the complexity of deal making and buoyancy of the Russian VC market, there is little to differentiate it from the West. One only has to look at some of the recent successful exits of several Russian VC firms.

One of the most recent success story is the IPO of QIWI plc on the NASDAQ in May 2013. QIWI plc is the largest Russian operator of electronic payment systems and was founded by a group of iTech Capital LPs. Since the date of the IPO, the company has tripled in size.

Entrepreneurs should be aware that in relation to securing investment, the cultural rules are pretty much the same as in the UK or US. VCs attend tech events, receive pitches and consider investments largely in the same manner as in other mature markets. There is no secret Russian handshake that lands a deal.

It is also worth noting that the laws which govern the tech sector, although less developed than the West, will eventually offer the same level of protection and clarity as in the EU. Last year, the Government adopted important regulations covering anti-piracy and online payments.

The role of the Russian Government

Much of the slack at seed stage funding is taken up by the Russian state. In sharp contrast to the US and UK governments, in 2013, the Russian Government provided around 38 percent of seed deals and 24 percent of startup stage funding.

The investments were predominately in more technical segments that find it difficult to attract private investors such as biotech, and industrial technology.

The principle behind this active role is that the state can help to foster public-private partnerships which will then in turn support domestic innovation. These partnerships are ideal for helping high risk projects receive serious capital at an early stage, especially as private investors are more willing to commit funds when the state acts as a guarantor.

For example, one of the priorities of Internet Initiatives Development Fund (IIDF) is to provide financial and expert support to startups in their early development stage. The IIDF also plans to launch a variety of educational programs and to perform a number of legislative initiatives.

These steps will help to increase transparency and ensure effective cooperation between entrepreneurs, investors, and state agencies in the field of venture capital investments in Russian online projects. The IIDF’s plan is to provide support to more than 400 startups in Russia within three years.

In a similar vein, the Russian Venture Company is a government fund of funds, and a development institution. It is one of the Russian Government’s key tools focused on building a national innovation system. This includes 15 funds of totaling $750 million, and has several direct and joint investments in both Russia and the US.

Russian tech: Sectors to watch

While e-commerce may be the dominant tech segment at present, other verticals such as online and mobile advertising are making waves far beyond Russia’s borders.

Specialist companies have grown exponentially in recent years, creating products with the reach and complexity to rival anything produced in the West. The reason Russia has produced dominate local players is a combination of strong indigenous tech talent, national pride, flexible labour laws and a solid funding base, which has allowed companies to scale quickly.

Western entrepreneurs and investors should also look closely at the statistics underpinning the Russian tech scene. Key performance indicators are low when compared to the UK.

For example, mobile internet penetration currently stands at 34 percent in Russia, only 8 percent behind the UK and 11 percent behind the US.

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Crucially, according to Advertology.RU, the value of the market is much lower: $35 million per annum compared to $1.1 billion in the UK and $5.5 billion in the US.

This reveals not only the growing ubiquity of the mobile market, but the potential value the sector has to realise. There is plenty of room for growth for the current players in the market and plenty of capacity for new businesses to try their hand at launching innovative products.

What does the future hold?

Looking ahead, the biggest challenge facing the Russian tech and VC scene is adapting to the speed at which the market is changing.

The industry is quite young by Western standards and is having to quickly scale and adjust to rapidly changing consumer demand and expectations. With this in mind, the best course of action for an entrepreneur or VC seeking to enter the market is to initially seek local advice and if possible, a local partnership.

The potential the Russian tech market offers is impossible to ignore and it is far from an alien environment. Indeed, the similarities between the West and East far outweigh the differences.

The perception that Russia is a riddle is outdated, and as the tech scene develops, it will rapidly converge with the West and become an even more inviting prospect to Western entrepreneurs and investors.

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