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You can help search for Flight MH370 with Tomnod’s crowdsourced satellite image platform

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 7:09 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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Satellite firm DigitalGlobe is putting its Tomnod crowdsourcing platform to work in an effort to track down the whereabouts of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. Volunteers are assigned a collection of satellite images to pore through and pin any possible clues or wreckage.

MH370 went missing late last week on its way from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing. Officials have been stumped by the lack of evidence about what happened to the 777, which carried over 200 passengers.

Screen Shot 2014 03 11 at 1.45.41 PM 730x401 You can help search for Flight MH370 with Tomnod’s crowdsourced satellite image platform

DigitalGlobe said it will update its imagery with new data as more information emerges and the search radius changes.

Tomnod has roughly 25,000 people signed up to help out on the platform. The influx of helpers with this latest initiative has crashed the site at times since it was announced yesterday.

DigitalGlobe analysts will check areas of interest that users identify during the campaign. The company will then inform authorities of any possible findings.

➤ Tomnod

Image credit: Thinkstock

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Nikon launches “Behind the Scenes” series for photo enthusiasts

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 6:47 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

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Nikon has launched a new instructional video series aimed at photography enthusiasts seeking insights and perspectives on how to use their cameras and other photo gear.

All videos in the Behind the Scenes series will be free to watch on Nikon’s YouTube channel and its brand new Google+ page, regardless of whether they own Nikon equipment. The first video launches today, with a new video available every two to three weeks on both channels until all 15 videos are posted.

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Whereas there are plenty of videos out there targeting novice photographers, these new Nikon videos are aimed at advanced enthusiasts seeking to learn more about what they are capable of doing with their camera equipment.

Three Nikon professional photographers—Joe McNally, Corey Rich, and Tamara Lackey—are contributing five videos each. They’ll offer tips on lighting, lenses, posing models, shooting landscapes, working with different subjects, and gearing up for a shoot.

Each photographer will concentrate on their own areas of expertise. McNally will explore lighting and what is possible with Nikon Speedlights and off-camera flash techniques. Rich will delve into techniques for shooting portraits, time lapse, action stills, video, and capturing the extreme shot. Family photographer Lackey will share techniques for getting the best portraits.

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The videos will show Nikon professional photographers using pro-level equipment, however, the series will also showcase advanced-level gear that most viewers will actually have on hand.

In addition to work from Nikon Ambassadors and Professional Photographers, the new Google+ page will also serve as a hub for users to share their own photos, techniques, and behind the scenes stories.

Nikon currently offers a large set of resources for photographers on its Learn and Explore page as well.

➤ Nikon USA

Image credit: Shutterstock

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Biz Stone on monetizing Jelly: “People can only give us money if they’re helping people”

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 6:40 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

biz stone 520x245 Biz Stone on monetizing Jelly: People can only give us money if theyre helping people

At SXSW today, Biz Stone took to the stage for a conversation with writer and broadcaster Steven Johnson.

The Twitter and Jelly co-founder described himself as “an Internet guy who likes to believe in the triumph of humanity through technology.” He argued that people are naturally good, and if you give them the right tools they’ll prove that every day.

When asked about monetization of Jelly,  Stone said it was “cart before the horse to start working on the business model when you have eight people,” but he had ideas for allowing paid-for product recommendations in the app. However, sticking to the ‘doing good’ theme that ran through the conversation, he added “People can only give us money if they’re really helping people on Jelly.”

Stone said that Jelly was conceived by mistake after a discussion with his co-founder about what would happen if they built a search engine from scratch, harnessing the power of a more connected world where “six degrees of separation has become four… Someone who has a modest social network, we can give them much wider reach,” through harnessing a broader network within the app. He noted that the drawing feature was almost removed before launch but Stone insisted that they ship with it as it was so much fun to draw on a touchscreen.

Stone said that a use case he imagined for Jelly while it was being conceived was for sharing information about how to care for a wounded seal trapped on a beach. While this may not have actually occurred yet, Stone said that most of the use cases he imagined for Twitter before launch did indeed come true. These included a farmer in Africa wanting to know the current trading price for grain at a market 50 miles away before he makes a trip there – something that eventually came true, albeit in India, according to Stone.

Although he said little new about his time with Twitter (which ironically suffered a serious outage during the session) , when asked about what each of the founders of Twitter brought to the table, he replied “Ev had money, I had design skills and product skills and experience building social networks and Jack had programming skills and a unique vision for wanting to see a city in the form of its multiple status reports.” No mention of ‘forgotten founder’ Noah Glass, then.

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Twitter blames outage on ‘unexpected complications’ during a planned deploy, fixes issue by reverting the change

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 6:12 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Social Media

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At 2:05 PM EST today, Twitter went down. It’s not clear whether all users are affected or just a subset, but the social network is not accessible via the desktop site, mobile site, or its multiple apps. TNW staff from all around the world were suddenly logged out and weren’t allowed to log back into the site.

Update: The outage is over, please see updates at the bottom for more details.

Twitter pages are now showing a generic ‘Something is technically wrong’ error:

twitter down Twitter blames outage on unexpected complications during a planned deploy, fixes issue by reverting the change

Twitter’s last service was last week according to status.twitter.com. Unfortunately, the Twitter Status page hasn’t yet been updated with information on today’s outage.

We have contacted Twitter about this issue. We will update this article when we learn more.

Update at 2:20 PM EST: Twitter tells us it is looking into the problem.

Update at 2:22 PM EST: While some tweets are starting to show up, some users are now reporting they are seeing the following “Twitter is currently down for maintenance” message.

twitter maintenance Twitter blames outage on unexpected complications during a planned deploy, fixes issue by reverting the change

As the message notes, Twitter Status has more information: “Most users are experiencing issues accessing Twitter on web and mobile apps. We’re looking into it.”

Pages are loading sporadically but overall the site appears to be working better than just 20 minutes ago, where not a tweet was to be seen.

Update at 3:30 PM EST: Twitter says the issue is resolved.

“During a planned deploy in one of our core services, we experienced unexpected complications that made Twitter unavailable for many users starting at 11:01am,” the latest update on Twitter Status reads. “We rolled back the change as soon as we identified the issue and began a controlled recovery to ensure stability of other parts of the service. The site was fully recovered by 11:47am PDT. We apologize for the inconvenience.”

While the company says it has rolled back the change it made, at least one thing has remained: the “Connect” tab is now labeled “Notifications” on Twitter.com.

Top Image Credit: bschwehn

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Tesla could be banned from selling its electric cars directly to customers in New Jersey

Mar11
by Sindy Cator on March 11, 2014 at 5:41 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

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Electric car manufacturer Tesla Motors could be forced to halt all direct sales of its vehicles in the state of New Jersey. In a blog post, the firm said the administration of Governor Christie had reversed its decision to delay a ruling that would block Tesla from selling cars in its own bricks-and-mortar stores.

The proposal, which Tesla Motors said could be approved at a meeting today, would force all vehicles in New Jersey to be sold through an independent auto-dealer. Although Tesla Motors could continue to run its stores, they would be reduced to walk-in showrooms where potential sales couldn’t be completed.

“This move comes in spite of discussions with the Governor’s staff as recently as January, when it was agreed that Tesla and New Jersey Coalition of Automotive Retailers would address their issues in a more public forum: the New Jersey Legislature,” the company said. “This new rule, if adopted, would curtail Tesla’s sales operations and jeopardize our existing retail licenses in the state.”

In a statement sent to Business Insider, a spokesperson for the Christie administration defended its decision. “Since Tesla first began operating in New Jersey one year ago, it was made clear that the company would need to engage the Legislature on a bill to establish their new direct-sales operations under New Jersey law. This administration does not find it appropriate to unilaterally change the way cars are sold in New Jersey without legislation and Tesla has been aware of this position since the beginning,” they said.

Tesla Motors has since taken to Twitter to criticize Christie and call on New Jersey citizens to attend the meeting and give their support.

➤ Tesla Blog

Image Credit: David Becker/Getty Images

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