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Why Plants vs Zombies 2 is proving a hit with Chinese mobile gamers

Jul01
by Sindy Cator on July 1, 2014 at 12:01 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Asia

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Chinese mobile gaming is a hot space for developers to be in. After all, the Chinese government estimated the mobile gaming economy generated almost $2 billion last year (and even this figure may be underestimating the value by as much as $300 million). It’s no wonder why foreign mobile gaming firms also want a slice of the pie. But which foreign mobile games are appealing to Chinese players? A latest report released by Chinese Android app store Wandoujia – which monitors trends in China’s mobile market based on its downloads — revealed that Plants vs Zombies 2 is the top-ranked game with over four million…

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After 14m downloads in Japan, Disney partners with Line to launch ‘Tsum Tsum’ puzzle game globally

Jul01
by Sindy Cator on July 1, 2014 at 12:00 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Disney, Insider, Product Updates

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Disney announced today the global launch of a mobile puzzle game published by Japanese messaging app Line, called Disney Tsum Tsum (pronounced Soom-Soom). The app has been downloaded more than 14 million times just in Japan alone, and Disney is hoping to popularize the franchise all across the world. Disney Tsum Tsum, which translates to ‘Disney Stack Stack,’ lets players connect and pop as many of the Disney Tsum characters as they can in one minute. The more Tsums you get rid of, the higher the game score. Players also get to collect Disney and Pixar Tsums as they progress…

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Guevara, a ‘revolutionary’ P2P car insurance service launches in the UK

Jul01
by Sindy Cator on July 1, 2014 at 11:56 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Product Launches, UK

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It might seem like a bit of an odd move to name your startup after the figurehead of the Cuban Revolution and poster boy of rebellion Che Guevara, but that’s exactly what a new fledgling UK peer-to-peer (P2P) car insurance service has done. Admittedly, the gaping void between political uprising, the resultant revolution and car insurance in the UK doesn’t really need to be pointed out, but it’s the notion of trying to interrupt established norms and oust the entrenched elite that led Guevara to take its name. Announced today, rather than work as a P2P network in terms of building…

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Converting Numbers to Words Part IV

Jul01
by Sindy Cator on July 1, 2014 at 11:30 am
Posted In: Around the Web

See Converting Numbers to Words Part III

On to the thousands:

Sub TEST_Thousands()
   
    Debug.Assert NumbersToWords(1000) = "one thousand"
    Debug.Assert NumbersToWords(1001) = "one thousand one"
    Debug.Assert NumbersToWords(1099) = "one thousand ninety-nine"
    Debug.Assert NumbersToWords(1200) = "one thousand two hundred"
    Debug.Assert NumbersToWords(1310) = "one thousand three hundred ten"
    Debug.Assert NumbersToWords(1999) = "one thousand nine hundred ninety-nine"
   
End Sub

Every triplet of numbers follow the same rules, and I’ve already tested 0-999. I need to take all that relevant code and put it in a callable function.

Function ProcessTriplet(ByVal dNumber As Double, Optional ByVal sSuffix As String) As String
       
    Dim sReturn As String
    Dim vaSingles As Variant, vaTens As Variant
   
    vaSingles = Split("zero,one,two,three,four,five,six,seven,eight,nine,ten,eleven,twelve,thirteen,fourteen,fifteen,sixteen,seventeen,eighteen,nineteen", ",")
    vaTens = Split("zero,zero,twenty,thirty,forty,fifty,sixty,seventy,eighty,ninety", ",")
   
    If dNumber >= 100 Then
        sReturn = sReturn & vaSingles(dNumber \ 100) & " hundred "
        dNumber = dNumber – (dNumber \ 100) * 100
    End If
   
    If dNumber > 19 Then
        sReturn = sReturn & vaTens(dNumber \ 10)
        dNumber = dNumber – (dNumber \ 10) * 10
    End If
   
    If dNumber > 0 Then
        If Right(sReturn, 1) = "y" Then
            sReturn = sReturn & "-"
        End If
   
        sReturn = sReturn & vaSingles(dNumber)
    End If
   
    sReturn = sReturn & Space(1) & sSuffix
   
    ProcessTriplet = Trim(sReturn)
   
End Function

That’s the same old code, just put into a function. The triplet of numbers is passed in and the suffix (currently only “thousand”) is passed in. Now I just need to divide my number into triplets, process them, and concatenate the answers.

Function NumbersToWords(ByVal dNumbers As Double) As String
   
    Dim sReturn As String
    Dim dRemainder As Double
   
    If dNumbers = 0 Then
        sReturn = "zero"
    Else
       
        dRemainder = dNumbers
       
        If dRemainder >= 1000 Then
            sReturn = ProcessTriplet(dRemainder \ 1000, "thousand")
            dRemainder = dRemainder – ((dRemainder \ 1000) * 1000)
        End If
       
        If dRemainder > 0 Then
            sReturn = sReturn & Space(1) & ProcessTriplet(dRemainder)
        End If
       
    End If
   
    NumbersToWords = Trim$(sReturn)
   
End Function

If my numbers is 1,000 or more, I process the thousands triplet and figure the remainder. Then I process the remainder as its own triplet. I guess processing triplets in this way makes my next set of tests already pass.

Sub TEST_TenThousands()

    Debug.Assert NumbersToWords(10000) = "ten thousand"
    Debug.Assert NumbersToWords(10001) = "ten thousand one"
    Debug.Assert NumbersToWords(20099) = "twenty thousand ninety-nine"
    Debug.Assert NumbersToWords(30200) = "thirty thousand two hundred"
    Debug.Assert NumbersToWords(42310) = "forty-two thousand three hundred ten"
    Debug.Assert NumbersToWords(99999) = "ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine"

End Sub

Yep, already passing. On deck, the millions.

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Soundrop’s Show.co helps artists share music and promote their presence on other platforms

Jul01
by Sindy Cator on July 1, 2014 at 10:38 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Product Launches

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Soundrop, the Norwegian startup that offers collaborative playlist ‘listening rooms’ through Spotify and Deezer, has launched a new service called Show.co to help artists promote their music online. It boils down to a simple, clean audio player that can be shared as a dedicated minisite, embeddable widget or social post. Artwork is shown prominently and there’s a large button in the center for playback; the audio file itself can be uploaded directly or plugged in from either SoundCloud or YouTube. Show.co is geared towards marketing though. Once the listener clicks play, a series of conversion cards will appear alongside the…

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