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What app developers must do to stay ahead of competition

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 10:03 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Design & Dev, Entrepreneur

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David Noy is CMO of Ginger Software, a language learning and productivity boosting software for ESL and native English speakers.


Running a successful software startup is a challenging prospect, requiring constant attention to shifts in technology, industry trends, and user commentary.

Common mistakes such as rushing into early deployment before your product is ready are tempting and often costly. Proper timing when it comes to releases is crucial, and for software startups, remaining ahead of the competition — and fully satisfying your customer base — requires the constant release of new versions of your product or software.

So how do you produce updated and innovative releases of your product to maintain your place in the market — and do so effectively?

Keep pace with current technology

One of the biggest challenges for software companies is the constantly advancing state of both hardware and operating system software. But there are several things you can do to alleviate the pressures of keeping up with technology:

Do not hardcode your services into each and every app.

Instead, develop a robust server side API which all of your current and future apps can use. This can also help you collaborate with potential app development partners at later stages.

If you are building for the cloud, make sure your solution is scalable and built with architecture to maintain user growth.

It should also be built to handle potential usage peaks, which can happen during major events, such as new releases and new coverage.

Don’t take cross-platform solutions too far.

Developing a single code base for Web applications to run on multiple browsers can save great effort. However, Web-based development is not the solution for everything.

Choose your platforms carefully and optimize for user experience. When developing for mobile or desktop, consider using a native solution to better meet users’ expectations for an outstanding user experience.

Plan your updates carefully

It is always best to create a forecast for version releases. The most common time for bugs and compatibility issues to crop up is just after new operating systems or browser versions are released.

You should anticipate these new releases and plan your own to coincide with them, ensuring a smooth user experience devoid of compatibility issues. A smooth user experience translates into reliability, which is one of the best ways to stay ahead of your competition.

Cognitively speaking, your user develops a relationship with your app, and you need to take this into consideration when you plan an update. As in any relationship, the user may tire of your interface and start looking at other apps, so you have to make sure you keep the excitement high and the passion alive.

At Ginger, we try to constantly increase user excitement by providing new ways to engage with the product and offering new services to get users excited over and over again. A simple act as a new Android keyboard app features can reignite the passion of using something existing, but makes users feel like they’re experiencing something new.

Resist the urge to race

While it may be tempting to keep constant tabs on your competition, avoid doing so with the intention of staying ahead of them, as this creates the danger of imitation. Never imitate; innovate.

If you are trying to catch up with the competition, there will always be someone faster than you. Focus on finding new and improved ways to help your users and you will maintain your lead naturally.

You should be as aware of your industry as you are of your users’ needs. Feel the pulse of the market – trends do not happen within a day or two; they grow gradually until their impact cannot be ignored.

Make sure you are positioned well enough to pick up on those trends and prepare beforehand. Trade shows, conferences, and industry reports are all useful resources to help you stay plugged in.

Listen to your users

It is crucial to gain a deep understanding of your userbase. Know what makes them tick, how and why they use technology, and even the aesthetics they prefer.

You are building a virtual experience for them, and if it is an experience they enjoy, they will stay loyal to your platform rather than look elsewhere.

User feedback is a critical factor in driving software changes and updates. Your software is a product, and all products exist to improve the life of the consumer.

When your users feel you fail to improve their life or suggest better ways for you to do so, you must respond quickly or risk losing them to a competitor.

Not every piece of feedback is helpful, but when a group of users make the same comment, this can be translated into useful information for your next update. Surveys, beta testers, focus groups, embedded polls, and feedback options on download sites are all useful mechanisms for gathering feedback data.

At Ginger, we have found the best ways to stay ahead of the competition are through keeping up with technology, planning our updates carefully, and staying in touch with our userbase.

This is much more productive than constantly trying to race to be the best. Companies who pull away from the pack to forge their own path can plan their releases with innovation and creativity driving them forward.

What do you think? What are the most important things to take into consideration when you plan a new software release?

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Amazon in talks to provide a free music streaming service for Prime users

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 9:39 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

In addition to its roster of television shows and movies, Amazon is reportedly looking to beef up its media streaming offering for Prime users with a new genre entirely: music.

Re/code is reporting that the online giant has been in talks with music labels to provide a free “Spotify-like” streaming service to Amazon Prime users.

The news comes after Amazon said it was considering a $40 increase for its annual Prime subscription in the US. If both accounts are true, then the music streaming service could somewhat make up for the price hike, assuming Amazon will launch a library that’s competitive to Spotify, Rdio, Beats, and the like.

➤ Amazon Talks to Music Labels About a Streaming Service [Re/code]

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Playable Game Boy costume turns you into a playable game boy

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 8:38 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, LifeHacks, Shareables

There are costumes, there are cosplays, and there are playable cosplays. Introducing the Game Boy cosplay, powered by a Raspberry Pi. Not only does it let anyone play Game Boy games on your person, but they can swap cartridges to switch games, just like on the real thing:

This video, which was only uploaded earlier this week, notes in the description that it’s a clip “of my friend.” The only previous information about this cosplay was a picture, apparently taken by the same person who uploaded it to YouTube, submitted to Reddit back in August. If you have any more information about the people behind the project, or how it works exactly, do get in touch.

Image Credit: Reddit

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Python and Ruby on Rails are ‘cool’ Web 2.0 languages, but are they here to stay?

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 8:20 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Design & Dev

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Sinclair Schuller is the co-founder and CEO of Apprenda.


When was the last time you thought of David Hasselhoff? Hard to remember, right?

It’s odd to think that “The Hoff” was the once chisel-jawed, sun-kissed “cool kid” of the 80’s and 90’s, starring in shows like “Knight Rider” and “Baywatch.” But like many Hollywood celebrities, he was known more for his looks and “It” factor more than his acting, and his time in the limelight faded away as fast as you can say, “KITT.”

Today, “The Hoff” is known more for a YouTube video of him shirtless and drunkenly eating a cheeseburger on the floor, in addition to a fairly desperate commercial for Cumberland Farms.

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I tell this story whenever I talk to new and alpha developers about developer languages. Much like “The Hoff,” flavor-of-the-day languages like Ruby On Rails (ROR) and Python might seem like the next big thing, but when we look at sheer numbers, old-school .NET and Java are still the leading languages in the enterprise by far.

According to Forrester, 71 percent of enterprises still use .NET, and 64 percent of enterprises use Java.

As a disclaimer, most of my development experience occurred while working for the State of New York and Morgan Stanley. I’d call myself proficient in .NET and Java. I’ve dabbled on Ruby and Python for kicks, and I’d rate my skill level there as intermediate.

Developer languages compared

Why are these two frameworks so pervasive? At the time of Java and .NET’s development in the 90’s, Sun and Microsoft, respectively, were seen as trying to modernize software development in a world of client side and mainframe programming.

Today, they’re seen as clunky and inefficient, but decades of work were put into these efforts and most of these stacks are still in use today in banks, hospitals, insurance companies, etc.

On the flip side, as consumers of technology, it’s easiest to compare programming languages by their applications:

  • Java: Citibank, United Airlines, U.S. Government
  • .NET: JPMorgan Chase, Geico, Verizon
  • Ruby on Rails: Basecamp, Hulu, Funny or Die, Zendesk, Github
  • Python: Google, Dropbox

Clearly, there’s a big difference in the cool kid factor of applications built on the various programming languages and frameworks.

If you don’t work in enterprise, here’s why should you care…

For starters, Java and .NET aren’t disappearing anytime soon – the opportunity cost is too high. Twenty years is way too much of an investment for companies to abandon these technologies now. Plus, the risk of moving away from legacy mainframe platforms has a very high risk associated with it.

Imagine if a bank decided to try a new piece of software that wasn’t interoperable with its legacy system. Would you freak out if your bank account went from $10,000 to $0? What would happen if this happened to millions of users? Chaos.

Thus, enterprises leave these legacy systems alone. And while alpha developers may complain about enterprises and legacy software, many of them overlook this point they don’t work in environments filled with legacy software, because people who don’t work in these environments simply don’t get this.

This is why .NET and Java will continue to reign supreme in the enterprise today and in the future. Thus in the enterprise world, interoperability with legacy systems is a requirement for any new technology purchase.

PaaS will bridge legacy and modern enterprise applications

So what are we to draw from this? Should all beginner developers familiarize themselves with .NET and Java first? Should old-school developers completely ignore flavor-of-the-month languages? Should enterprise developers completely ignore newer languages?

Not at all.

What we’ve seen is that cloud, specifically Platform-as-a-Service (PaaS), is the best candidate for creating new value based on crappy legacy systems. Enterprise-grade PaaS solutions bridge both developer paradigms, and now enterprises can import their mission-critical legacy applications onto a PaaS, while building modern applications to meet today’s needs.

As a result, you will see more organizations moving towards a software-defined enterprise model in order to create new revenue streams.

And while some PaaSes support multiple languages, it still makes sense to look for ones that support .NET and Java as they are the most widely-used, reliable runtimes in the enterprise. While there are some popular websites built on ROR and Python, we’re still three to five years away from enterprise adoption of both languages.

So I’m not suggesting we should ignore the David Hasselhoff languages of the world. At the moment they’re cool, they’re fun, but for how long? I simply ask that you don’t let perceived popularity – which is as fleeting as a cheeseburger on an empty stomach – dictate practical decisions.

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8tracks announces official Xbox 360 app, 8 million monthly active users

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 8:00 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider

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8tracks today announced that it is making an official app for its service available for gamers using the Xbox 360. Gamers with an Xbox Live Gold subscription are able to download the application today, which gives unlimited access to 8tracks playlists through the console.

You won’t need an 8tracks profile or subscription to download or use the application, but the service is much better with one since your playlists and liked tracks and followed artists on the service will synchronise to the console. 8tracks has included full Kinect support so the app can be used with voice controls or gestures too.

The app is entirely free and doesn’t require a 8tracks subscription to be used, just an Xbox Live Gold subscription (which is also required to use many other third party apps such as Netflix).

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8tracks also announced today that the service has reached 8 million monthly active users that are streaming 30 million hours. That’s up from 5 million monthly active users and 10 million hours of streaming the last time 8tracks announced numbers in 2012.

To download 8tracks’ new Xbox 360 app, simply go to the ‘Apps’ section on your Xbox 360 and search for 8tracks to install. Detailed instructions can be found on the Xbox website.

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