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Breather brings its ‘Uber for private workspaces’ to New York ahead of San Francisco roll-out

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 4:02 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

Breather wants to help you find a quiet space to work, sleep or take a call when you need it most. After soft launching in Montreal, the startup is expanding to what could be a hugely important locale: New York.

Starting today, you can download the iPhone app or navigate to the Breather site from an Android device – an Android app is planned – and book a private room in Flatiron, Soho or near Madison Square Garden. Rooms can be reserved for 30 minutes, half an hour or the entire day, and you just unlock the door by requesting a code when you arrive. All of them offer free Wi-Fi and comfy couches – in short, all of the essentials that usually draw entrepreneurs, investors and developers into their closest Starbucks.

It’s a small roll-out though. Breather has just one space in each of its three locations, which can accommodate between five and eight people at a flat rate of $25 per hour. The startup says more rooms are ”coming very soon” and it wants to launch in San Francisco in the next two months.

Read Next: Breather, an ‘Uber for private workspaces’, raises $1.5m from Gary Vaynerchuck, Loic Le Meur and more / I took a breather with Breather

➤ Breather | App Store

Image Credit: Shutterstock

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Google launches Maps Gallery, a new digital atlas that lets you explore third-party maps

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 4:00 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Google, Google Maps, Product Launches

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Google announced the launch of Google Maps Gallery today, a new way for governments, non-profit organizations and businesses to share and publish their mapping data online via Google Maps Engine.

Maps included in the Gallery can be viewed in Google Earth and are discoverable through major search engines, so this means you can now easily explore maps produced by organizations including National Geographic, World Bank, and U.S. Geological Survey among others.

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Basically, Maps Gallery is an interactive, digital atlas for maps that plot out specific data points. A few useful examples include those showing locations of municipal construction projects, historic city plans, population statistics, deforestation changes and up-to-date emergency evacuation routes.

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The Maps Gallery also lets organizations have a complementary online channel for giving the public access to mapping data that may have had limited reach previously. National Geographic’s director of digital development, Frank Biasi, notes that access to its maps has been “limited due to their physical printed nature and their range of publication dates” but placing them on Maps Gallery increases their accessibility.

Organizations can now apply to submit their mapping data on the Maps Gallery. Google is also allowing governments, non-profit organizations and businesses to publish maps and manage their own content with settings that let them control the branding, styling and licensing.

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Britain’s spy agency GCHQ reportedly collected webcam screenshots from millions of Yahoo users

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 3:25 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, UK

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The British intelligence agency GCHQ collected images from webcam conversations conducted with Yahoo services, the Guardian reports. With support from the National Security Agency (NSA), a program known as Optic Nerve meant that GCHQ was collecting and storing this data in large quantities, even if the user wasn’t an identified suspect for surveillance.

The program was uncovered through documents leaked to the Guardian by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden, dated between 2008 and 2010. The newspaper reports that during a six-month period in 2008, GCHQ took webcam images from over 1.8 million Yahoo accounts across the globe. Otherwise, the scale of the operation or the number of people affected is unknown.

It’s also unclear whether Optic Nerve is still active. According to the Guardian, the files handed over by Snowden show that the initiative began as a prototype in 2008. The report then refers to an internal GCHQ wiki page, accessed in 2012, which suggested that the project was still going in one form or another.

“It is a longstanding policy that we do not comment on intelligence matter,” a spokesperson for GCHQ told TNW. “Furthermore, all of GCHQ’s work is carried out in accordance with a strict legal and policy framework which ensures that our activities are authorised, necessary and proportionate, and that there is rigorous oversight, including from the Secretary of State, the Interception and Intelligence Services Commissioners and the Parliamentary Intelligence and Security Committee.

“All our operational processes rigorously support this position.”

According to the Guardian, the webcam calls intercepted by GCHQ weren’t stored as raw video footage. It believes the British intelligence only captured one image every five minutes, in order to ensure the collection of data was manageable for GCHQ’s own servers.

“We were not aware of nor would we condone this reported activity,” a Yahoo spokesperson told TNW. “This report, if true, represents a whole new level of violation of our users’ privacy that is completely unacceptable and we strongly call on the world’s governments to reform surveillance law consistent with the principles we outlined in December.

“We are committed to preserving our users’ trust and security and continue our efforts to expand encryption across all of our services.”

Yahoo also understands that the webcam images referred to in the Guardian’s report include video calls that were conducted via Yahoo Messenger.

Read Next: Britain’s spy agency GCHQ reportedly taps the fiber-optic cables of the Internet en masse just as the NSA does / Obama reforms US surveillance work, seeks alternative to domestic phone metadata program by April

➤ UK spy agency intercepted webcam images of millions of Yahoo users (The Guardian)

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Facebook gives up on desktop apps: Facebook Messenger for Firefox will also shut down on March 3

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 3:17 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider

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Less than 24 hours after Facebook confirmed it was shutting down Facebook Messenger for Windows on March 3, we’ve discovered the same kill date applies to Facebook Messenger for Firefox. It appears that the company is no longer interested in developing desktop apps.

The first clue comes from the fact that Facebook has pulled its Messenger for Firefox page and its corresponding Help Center page – both now display a generic error. If you still have the add-on, which someone has reuploaded to add-ons.mozilla.org, an identical end-of-support message is displayed at the top of the application as the one in Facebook Messenger for Windows.

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“We’re sorry, but we can no longer support Facebook Messenger for Firefox, and it will stop working on March 3, 2014,” the message states at the top of the application. “We really appreciate you using Messenger to reach your friends, and we want to make sure you know that you can keep chatting and view all your messages on http://www.facebook.com. Learn more.”

Again, the “Learn more” link takes the user to a generic Messages page on Facebook’s Help Center where the only relevant section is how to uninstall Facebook Messenger for Windows or Firefox. The decision means that Facebook no longer develops any applications for the desktop.

While there was once talk of Facebook Messenger coming to OS X, such a move seems extremely unlikely now. For now at least, Facebook will likely focus on mobile, though we wouldn’t be surprised if it one day the company built apps for platforms that spanned a subset of desktop, mobile, and the Web (such as Windows 8 Metro, Chrome OS, or Firefox OS).

It’s just the traditional desktop that Facebook appears to have lost dismissed. That shouldn’t be too much of a surprise given how mobile-focused the company has become.

Mozilla and Facebook officially launch Facebook Messenger for Firefox in December 2012, meaning that when it’s killed it will have been around for less than 15 months. Facebook touted that the app let you IM your friends from anywhere on the Web while Mozilla was pleased it had such a great partner for the debut of its Social API for the Web. Yet when it comes to the desktop browser, Facebook will now once again point all users to Facebook.com.

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Ubuntu smartphones, wearables and going into space: Mark Shuttleworth talks to TNW

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 3:08 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets, Insider, Mobile, Profiles and Interviews

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“It’s the difference between momentary terror and long, drawn out gnawing fear. One of those will kill you and one will just give you a fright.”

That’s the response of Mark Shuttleworth, founder of Canonical and Ubuntu, when quizzed over whether it’s scarier to go into space or try to launch a unified OS platform. As the first citizen of an independent African country to travel to space and the public face of ensuring the Ubuntu OS makes it onto smartphones and tablets, he should know.

It’s not the first time we’ve met but in the year-long interim, I forgot how good he is at talking the talk. He needs to be too. Telling the Ubuntu convergence story for several years already to get to this point – of almost releasing the first smartphones to run the open source OS – has taken education of partners and ultimate perseverance.

It’s a journey that has taken hundreds and thousands of hours of planning and execution, of iteration and modification, and one that in some sense still hasn’t yet begun. The first phones aren’t on the shelves yet.

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As it stands, the code base between the Ubuntu desktop, tablet, smartphone and TV platforms is 95 percent the same. In a few months, that figure will be 100 percent and the Ubuntu story should get even easier for Shuttleworth to tell, though his infectious energy doesn’t suggest he’s been struggling up until this point, even if a slightly greying beard hints at some of that stress he mentioned.

Key to gaining operator and manufacturer support are Ubuntu’s Scopes – channels of information that allow operators or OEMs to quickly and easily modify and differentiate from other devices running the OS, without the need for heavy modifications to the code or the need to build their own apps.

“They can’t modify the core OS, but they can completely customize the set of Scopes. So, what we’ve done is taken the bloatware and reduce it to ‘what are the key retail or content experiences that the manufacturer wants you to start with’. After that, it’s your device. Very straightforwardly, you’ll be able to discover new Scopes and favorite them – and favoriting a new Scope means putting  a new page on your home screen.

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However, the user retains ultimate control – if the operator’s Scopes are of no interest, they can be removed from the home screen. Not allowing this would be against the whole ethos of the OS and would be “indefensible”, according to Shuttleworth.

“Interestingly, operators understand that they have to compete. They have one kind of relationship with you, and if they want another kind of relationship with you, that can’t be by force.”

Getting those operators to sign on the dotted line and commit to selling the devices is the next key step for Shuttleworth’s mission. Despite have a number of big names signed up to its Carrier Advisory Group, the deal still isn’t quite sealed – although, naturally, this doesn’t phase Shuttleworth.

“They’ve said publicly that they want to but until it’s on actual devices they can’t commit to range them, but all of these [CAG members] went to CEO or board level to get [them on board].

Some people might have been disappointed not to see more recognizable big name manufacturers among the first Ubuntu smartphones, but this is all part of the plan, apparently.

On the handset side… we didn’t want to launch too many too soon. Both of these companies [BQ and Meizu] are scrappy, nice, fun, punch-into-existing-markets kind of companies. We’re a big deal for them, and they’re a big deal for us, it’s a good fit. These are guys that know how to differentiate between someone who’s going to love this and guys that go into a shop and looked and says ‘my buddy has got such and such an app and I can’t find it’.

That guy, we don’t want him in the first mix, we want any of the 28 million people who know Ubuntu and are passionate about it, or anyone for whom this has the right mix of apps, and they’ll be a bunch of those. If this phone lands with them, I’ll be very happy. If it lands with someone else who thought they were buying an Android knockoff or whatever, then they’ll be unhappy. Working with a scrappy, smart, savvy company feels to me like a better way of making sure we get the right devices in the right hands.”

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It also means that the Ubuntu devices won’t get lost in expansive product ranges of big name manufacturers, but the challenge will then be to, in some way, compete against them. There will also be a number of Ubuntu tablets on the way.

“It feels like a much more meaningful way of being presented in the right place,  in the right way, at the right time. We just need a couple of hundred thousand. We will [also] ship a lot of tablets with the usual suspects that ship a lot of Ubuntu today – on X86 and on ARM, so that’s a good fit as well.”

Indeed, the convergence story includes desktop, tablets, TV and smartphones, but we’ve heard less about tablets in recent months. In truth, it’s not a diminishing interest in tablets at all – quite the opposite. The company had actually slowed down development of its smartphone to keep it in line with tablets as Shuttleworth thinks they will shift in higher volumes.

We slowed down the phone a little bit in order to do both at the same time, and we’ll get them both by about Q3.

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Despite his energy for the core mission, he recognizes that the first batch of devices won’t be for everyone, alluding to the app and services catalogue again.

For some people this [smartphone] will make them happy, for others, it will make them a little bit sad – and that’s not because it’s a bad product.

Meanwhile, we’re strengthening the app catalogue, we’re strengthening some of the UX pieces, we’re strengthening all sorts of things that will make more people happy, and at that point we can execute a more shotgun-oriented go-to-market strategy. At that point, it’ll be OK to just be on the retail shelves because if someone likes it and grabs it and goes home, they’ll still like it. It’ll be deeper and the relationship will be easier to form. That’s the game plan.

We’ll have an app catalogue that’ll be as good as the one Microsoft launched with and it won’t have cost us $100m because we’re really trying to work to be great for developers. It’s been fun to be controversial about Ubuntu in the last couple of years, right, but at the same time, we get a lot of developer love, they want us to succeed.

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Canonical isn’t the only company working to bring its platforms closer together. Microsoft has slowly been pulling its mobile and desktop OSes into alignment, but the key difference is that this is only being done at the UI and services level, rather than at a code level. In some way, it might even help Ubuntu’s cause that others are also aiming for converged platforms.

But it’s not just software that has evolved since Ubuntu started this mission – wearables like glasses, watches, fitness bands (and whatever else) simply weren’t in the mainstream conciousness as they are today – and it’s here than Shuttleworth sees some huge potential to gain market share.

In the absence of a profound form factor disruption, the world will be iOS and Android. We could take share, we could do a classy job and have passionate followers and have ten percent of the market. It’d be great, but it’d be 10 percent of the market and we’d be number three, solidly number three and number three forever.

But it’s form factor disruptions that potentially allow you to go from 10 percent to 50 percent, and the big bet that we’ve made is the convergence story. In some way, shape or form, these devices will start to become different faces of the same personal computing story.

If you look at the physical, it’s increasingly likely that the silicon that’s in a clamshell laptop could be the same as the silicon that’s inside a tablet and inside a phone. There are people building Tegra 5 clamshells, and Tegra 5 phone and Tegra 5 tablets.  At the CPU level, that’s convergence.

Suddenly it becomes a lot cheaper to make that because you have volume, scale and the same set of notes. That’s interesting. From an experience point of view, I think the fact that Microsoft continues to press convergence is great. It validates [the idea]… Mentally, we own that idea and I think that’s important.

Wearables will ultimately settle down as an extension of your personal computing interface. Not separate devices so much. 

The idea of Ubuntu connecting smartphones, tablets, TVs and the desktop, but also being the unifying glue behind all manor of wearables is just that right now, but there are few other companies in a position to even attempt it as things stand today. Even so, it’ll be a long slog, as it has been to get even this far, but that glint in Shuttleworth’s eye tells me the company isn’t about to give up.

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