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Python and Ruby on Rails are ‘cool’ Web 2.0 languages, but are they here to stay?

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by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 8:20 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Design & Dev

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Sinclair Schuller is the co-founder and CEO of Apprenda.


When was the last time you thought of David Hasselhoff? Hard to remember, right?

It’s odd to think that “The Hoff” was the once chisel-jawed, sun-kissed “cool kid” of the 80’s and 90’s, starring in shows like “Knight Rider” and “Baywatch.” But like many Hollywood celebrities, he was known more for his looks and “It” factor more than his acting, and his time in the limelight faded away as fast as you can say, “KITT.”

Today, “The Hoff” is known more for a YouTube video of him shirtless and drunkenly eating a cheeseburger on the floor, in addition to a fairly desperate commercial for Cumberland Farms.

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I tell this story whenever I talk to new and alpha developers about developer languages. Much like “The Hoff,” flavor-of-the-day languages like Ruby On Rails (ROR) and Python might seem like the next big thing, but when we look at sheer numbers, old-school .NET and Java are still the leading languages in the enterprise by far.

According to Forrester, 71 percent of enterprises still use .NET, and 64 percent of enterprises use Java.

As a disclaimer, most of my development experience occurred while working for the State of New York and Morgan Stanley. I’d call myself proficient in .NET and Java. I’ve dabbled on Ruby and Python for kicks, and I’d rate my skill level there as intermediate.

Developer languages compared

Why are these two frameworks so pervasive? At the time of Java and .NET’s development in the 90’s, Sun and Microsoft, respectively, were seen as trying to modernize software development in a world of client side and mainframe programming.

Today, they’re seen as clunky and inefficient, but decades of work were put into these efforts and most of these stacks are still in use today in banks, hospitals, insurance companies, etc.

On the flip side, as consumers of technology, it’s easiest to compare programming languages by their applications:

  • Java: Citibank, United Airlines, U.S. Government
  • .NET: JPMorgan Chase, Geico, Verizon
  • Ruby on Rails: Basecamp, Hulu, Funny or Die, Zendesk, Github
  • Python: Google, Dropbox

Clearly, there’s a big difference in the cool kid factor of applications built on the various programming languages and frameworks.

If you don’t work in enterprise, here’s why should you care…

For starters, Java and .NET aren’t disappearing anytime soon – the opportunity cost is too high. Twenty years is way too much of an investment for companies to abandon these technologies now. Plus, the risk of moving away from legacy mainframe platforms has a very high risk associated with it.

Imagine if a bank decided to try a new piece of software that wasn’t interoperable with its legacy system. Would you freak out if your bank account went from $10,000 to $0? What would happen if this happened to millions of users? Chaos.

Thus, enterprises leave these legacy systems alone. And while alpha developers may complain about enterprises and legacy software, many of them overlook this point they don’t work in environments filled with legacy software, because people who don’t work in these environments simply don’t get this.

This is why .NET and Java will continue to reign supreme in the enterprise today and in the future. Thus in the enterprise world, interoperability with legacy systems is a requirement for any new technology purchase.

PaaS will bridge legacy and modern enterprise applications

So what are we to draw from this? Should all beginner developers familiarize themselves with .NET and Java first? Should old-school developers completely ignore flavor-of-the-month languages? Should enterprise developers completely ignore newer languages?

Not at all.

What we’ve seen is that cloud, specifically Platform-as-a-Service (PaaS), is the best candidate for creating new value based on crappy legacy systems. Enterprise-grade PaaS solutions bridge both developer paradigms, and now enterprises can import their mission-critical legacy applications onto a PaaS, while building modern applications to meet today’s needs.

As a result, you will see more organizations moving towards a software-defined enterprise model in order to create new revenue streams.

And while some PaaSes support multiple languages, it still makes sense to look for ones that support .NET and Java as they are the most widely-used, reliable runtimes in the enterprise. While there are some popular websites built on ROR and Python, we’re still three to five years away from enterprise adoption of both languages.

So I’m not suggesting we should ignore the David Hasselhoff languages of the world. At the moment they’re cool, they’re fun, but for how long? I simply ask that you don’t let perceived popularity – which is as fleeting as a cheeseburger on an empty stomach – dictate practical decisions.

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8tracks announces official Xbox 360 app, 8 million monthly active users

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 8:00 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider

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8tracks today announced that it is making an official app for its service available for gamers using the Xbox 360. Gamers with an Xbox Live Gold subscription are able to download the application today, which gives unlimited access to 8tracks playlists through the console.

You won’t need an 8tracks profile or subscription to download or use the application, but the service is much better with one since your playlists and liked tracks and followed artists on the service will synchronise to the console. 8tracks has included full Kinect support so the app can be used with voice controls or gestures too.

The app is entirely free and doesn’t require a 8tracks subscription to be used, just an Xbox Live Gold subscription (which is also required to use many other third party apps such as Netflix).

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8tracks also announced today that the service has reached 8 million monthly active users that are streaming 30 million hours. That’s up from 5 million monthly active users and 10 million hours of streaming the last time 8tracks announced numbers in 2012.

To download 8tracks’ new Xbox 360 app, simply go to the ‘Apps’ section on your Xbox 360 and search for 8tracks to install. Detailed instructions can be found on the Xbox website.

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Looking for investors? Here’s how to value your startup

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 7:22 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Entrepreneur, How-To's

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George Deeb is the Managing Partner at Chicago-based Red Rocket Ventures, a startup consulting and financial advisory firm based in Chicago. You can follow George on Twitter at @georgedeeb and @RedRocketVC.


One of the questions I get, more often than not, is what is the appropriate valuation of my business. This is typically in conjunction with an upcoming financing or pending takeover offer. And, the answer is quite simple: like for anything, your business is worth what somebody is willing to pay for it.

The methodologies applied by one buyer in one industry may be different from the methodologies applied by another buyer in another industry.

Here are some key drivers on how to value your business, in a way that will make sense to you, and will be in line with investor expectations.

Supply and demand

To start, let’s not forget about the obvious: the natural economic principles of supply and demand apply to valuing your business. The more scarce a supply (e.g., your equity in a hot new patented technology business), the higher the demand (e.g., multiple interested investors competing for the deal, and driving up your valuation in the process).

If you cannot create “real demand” from multiple investors, “perceived demand” can often work the same when dealing with one investor.

Never have an investor think they are the only investor pursuing your business, as that will hurt your valuation. And, before you start soliciting investment, make sure your business will be perceived as new and unique to maximize your valuation.

A competitive commodity business, or a “me too” story, will be less demanded, and hence, will require a lower valuation to close your financing.

Your industry

Related to the above is the industry in which you operate. Each industry typically has its unique valuation methodologies.

A next generation biotech business would get priced at a higher valuation than yet another family diner or widget manufacturer. As an example, a new restaurant may get valued at 3-4x EBITDA (earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization) and a hot dot com business with meteoric traffic growth could get valued at 5-10x revenues.

So, before you approach investors with valuation expectations, make sure you have studied the valuations acheived in recent financings or M&A transactions in your industry. If you feel you do not have access to relevant valuation statistics for your industry, engage a financial advisor that can assist you.

Your stage of development

Where you are in your stage of development is a key driver in determining valuation. I like to break-out startup growth into four stages, not too dissimilar to four years of high school education: freshman, sophomores, juniors and seniors.

  • Freshman are a piece of paper to beta site (bootstrap financed—raise $50K to $500K).
  • Sophomores are beta site to full production site with initial users (seed stage angels—raise $500K to $1MM).
  • Juniors have achieved a full proof of concept around their business, with rapid user or revenue growth, approaching up to $1MM in revenues (Series A venture capital—raise $1MM to $5MM).
  • Seniors have grown to multi-millions of revenues and are ready to materially scale their businesses with a  significant capital raise (Series B venture capital—raise $5MM to $50MM).

Which each stage of your growth, your valuation is moving up along the way.

The valuation techniques

In terms of techniques investors use to value your business, investors will study things like:

  • revenue, cash flow or net income multiples from recent financings in your industry
  • revenue, cash flow or net income multiples from recent M&A transactions in your industry
  • a discounted cash flow analysis of forecasted cash flows from your business.

As mentioned earlier, these multiple ranges can be very wide, and vary substantially, within and between industries. As a rough ball park, assume EBITDA multiples can range from 3x to 10x, depending on your “story.”

Forecasted earnings growth is typically the #1 driver of your valuation (e.g., a 25 percent annual net income grower may see a 25x net income multiple, and a 10 percent annual net income grower may see a 10x multiple).

If there are no earnings yet, with your business plowing profits into long term growth, then revenue multiples or some other metric would be used. Revenue multiples for established businesses are typically in the 0.5x-1x range, tech grow companies can be in the 1x-3x range, and in extreme scenarios, can get as high as 10x for high flying dot commers with explosive growth.

But, that is, by far, the exception to the rule. And, if there are no revenues for your business – unless you are a biotech business waiting for FDA approval or some new mobile app grabbing immediate market share before others for examples – raising funds for your business, at any valuation, will be very difficult. Investors need some initial proof of concept to get their attention.

Worth mentioning, private company valuations typically get a 25 percent to 35 percent discount to public company valuations. While at the same time, M&A transactions can come at a 25 percent to 35 percent premium to financing valuations, as the founders are taking all their upside off the table.

Make sure you adjust for these when comparing to any public market data.

Rule of thumb

At the end of the day, the investor will have a very good sense to what a business is worth, and what they are willing to pay for it. As they see deals all the time and typically have their finger on the market pulse.

So, collect a few term sheets from multiple investors, and compare and contrast valuations and other terms, and play them off each other to get the best deal. As a rule of thumb, expect to give up 25 to 35 percent of your equity, in each equity financing you make.

As an example, a seed stage sophomore raising $500K may be valued at $2MM post-money. An expansion stage senior raising $10MM, may be valued at $25MM post-money, as examples.

Back into a valuation that gets your investor a 10x return

Most importantly, you need to put on the hat of your investor in setting valuation to get them excited about your startup vs. the hundreds of other startups they see each year.

Investors are looking for that next 10x return opportunity, so make sure your five year forecasted financials will grow large enough in that time frame to afford them a 10x return.

As an example, if you are worth $5MM today post-financing, and the new investor owns 25 percent of the company ($1.25MM stake), they are going to need a financial plan that will get their stake up to $12.5MM (and the company valuation up to $50MM) within five years, without any dilution from subsequent financings.

This could mean driving EBITDA up to $5 to $10MM within that period. So, do not show them a financial forecast that grows less than that, and make sure you have built a credible sales and marketing plan to realistically achieve these levels before approaching investors.

There are too many nuances to valuing a startup business than I could do justice in this short post, but hopefully, this gives you a good sense to the high level issues in play.

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Hipstamatic launches Oggl for iPad app, debuts SurfMode on iOS for browsing and AirPlay streaming

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Product Updates

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Hipstamatic today launched its photo-editing and sharing app Oggl for the iPad, alongside a handful of new features that makes viewing shots, previewing edits and monitoring user feedback simpler than before.

As you would expect, the iPad app allows you to browse more photos at once and also review individual shots in greater detail, due to the larger display in Apple’s slate. Otherwise it’s a familiar experience, with tabs along the bottom for accessing your collections and feeds, search, notifications and profile page.

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Elsewhere there’s a new notifications ticker that shows how many likes, shares and favorites you’ve received recently, as well as revamped storefront to help you choose which filters to purchase next. While you’re shooting, Oggl will also show a live preview of your chosen ‘film’ and ‘lens’ before you take the shot, which is useful when you want to know if a subject or composition will work with a particular editing style.

Read Next: Ready for a comeback: Hipstamatic’s CEO talks Oggl, subscriptions and backing Windows Phone 8

➤ Oggl | App Store

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Chrome 34 beta arrives with responsive images, unprefixed Web Audio, and hands-free “Ok Google” voice search

Feb27
by Sindy Cator on February 27, 2014 at 6:24 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Design & Dev, Google, Insider

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A week after the stable version of Chrome 33 was released, Google has announced the release of Chrome 34 beta for Windows, Mac, and Linux. New features include the addition of responsive images, an unprefixed version of the Web Audio API, and hands-free Google Voice Search.

The last of the three is arguably the most exciting: just open a new tab or visit Google.com in Chrome, say “Ok Google,” and then start speaking your search. The feature is being rolled out gradually to US English users on all three desktop platforms “over the next few days.” Google notes that support for additional languages and Chrome OS is “coming soon.”

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To enable the feature, you’ll have to visit Google.com, click on the microphone icon, and hit “Enable Ok Google” as you can see in the screenshot above. Once you flip the switch, Google offers three examples of what you can do: perform searches (Ok Google, how many ounces are in a cup?), set a timer (Ok Google, set a timer for 30 minutes), and create a reminder for Google Now (Ok Google, remind me to pick up dessert at 6pm tonight).

Here’s how hands-free voice search looks like in action:

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We knew hands-free voice search was coming to Chrome since it first appeared in Chromium last month. The feature, which first arrived as a beta Chrome extension in November, is now built into the browser, and should be available in the stable version very soon.

With Chrome 34 beta, Google is also introducing “srcset” to let Web developers provide multiple resources in varying resolutions for a single image, in the hopes of speeding up page load times, reducing wasted bandwidth, and ending improperly formatted content. Responsive images means the browser picks the resource that matches the device’s capabilities, whether it’s a desktop, laptop, tablet, phone, or a TV.

Lastly, the new beta browser comes with an unprefixed version of the Web Audio API, to bring Chrome’s implementation of Web Audio in alignment with the W3C draft specification. Google is asking developers to switch to the unprefixed versions “soon,” as the prefixed versions have been deprecated and will be removed in a future release.

The full changelog for this release is as follows:

  • Responsive Images and Unprefixed Web Audio.
  • Hands-free Google Voice Search in Chrome.
  • Import supervised users onto new computers.
  • A number of new apps/extension APIs.
  • Lots of under the hood changes for stability and performance.

The third point is worth expanding on: you can now import supervised users, which were first added as a beta feature Chrome 32. Imported supervised users come with all their permissions, which will automatically sync across devices.

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To import a supervised user, click the Chrome menu on the browser toolbar, select Settings, click “Add new user” in the Users section, click “Import an existing supervised user,” select the user in question, and click “Import supervised user.” Google could probably cut down a few of those steps.

Web developers will want to take note of the following platform changes as well:

  • The font-variant-ligatures CSS property allows developers to control ligatures in text.
  • A variety of infrequently used web platform features have been removed. For a complete list, see the list of Blink “intents”.
  • Chrome will now offer to remember and fill password fields in the presence of autocomplete=off. This change does not affect non-password fields.

Chrome 34 is set to launch in late March or early April. We’ll let you know when it’s available for everyone.

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