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Marc Andreessen and eBay hit back at Carl Icahn’s criticisms over handling of Skype deal

Mar03
by Sindy Cator on March 3, 2014 at 3:50 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

P1040411 786x305 520x245 Marc Andreessen and eBay hit back at Carl Icahns criticisms over handling of Skype deal

Marc Andreessen, board director of eBay and co-founder of VC firm Andreessen Horowitz, today defended what he described as “false and misleading” accusations over his involvement with Skype and companies that compete with eBay.

Carl Icahn, who owns a small percentage of eBay shares, has published a number of open letters (1/2/3/4/5)  for company stockholders lambasting Andreessen and board member Scott Cook. He accuses Andreessen, along with other investors, of derailing a planned Skype IPO by purchasing a 65 percent stake for $1.9 billion in 2009.

Icahn argues that Andreessen was placing his own interests ahead of shareholders, which paid dividends when Microsoft bought Skype for $8.5 billion in 2011. As such, he wants eBay and PayPal to be separated.

In a statement, Andreessen said he was upfront about any personal interest he had in the 2009 deal and was not involved in any discussions, negotiations or decisions. “I was uninvolved in eBay’s decision to spin-off Skype and in eBay’s decision to choose to partner with the Silver Lake syndicate,” he added.

The entrepreneur also maintained that as part of an investor group featuring Silver Lake, Index Ventures and the Canada Pension Plan, Andreessen Horowitz only owned 3 percent of Skype after 2009. eBay owned 30 percent, meanwhile, which meant it had greater influence over the Microsoft acquisition.

“The Skype transaction received a high degree of public scrutiny when it happened,” he said. “All of the facts around my role in the Skype transaction were fully public at that time; eBay has a very sophisticated body of shareholders; and if any of them saw any problem with my conduct around the Skype transaction, I am confident that they would have brought it up by 2012.”

Icahn responded today with a new letter pointing to aspects of the two deals that he claims are “indisputable”. These include the consideration of an IPO for Skype, which then didn’t happen, the amount the investor group paid for the controlling stake and the return Andreessen Horowitz received from the Microsoft buyout in 2011.

He then puts forward a series of questions for Andreessen, which asks whether he knew Microsoft was interested in Skype back in 2009 and whether he disclosed this information to eBay’s board of directions. Icahn suggests that Andreessen may have signed a confidentiality agreement that would have prevented him from talking about Microsoft’s interest to eBay’s board – but that this would have been “a breach of duty in itself.”

He is now requesting an inspection of eBay’s books and records under Delaware law. “We will attempt through our examination of these books and records to answer the above questions for ALL stockholders of eBay,” he said.

Since both remarks were published, eBay has released a fresh statement of its own called ‘the truth about Skype’. It covers the reason why eBay divested in Skype and reiterates that it considered an IPO as part of an “exhaustive process”. In a section titled ‘Icahn v. Reality’, eBay then refutes that the deal in 2009 preempted a planned IPO or that it “gave away $4.5 billion to a board member (Andreessen).”

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Branded stickers and emoji are coming to messaging apps Viber, Kik, GroupMe and Cubie

Mar03
by Sindy Cator on March 3, 2014 at 3:44 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider, messaging apps, Product Launches, stickers

text messaging1 520x245 Branded stickers and emoji are coming to messaging apps Viber, Kik, GroupMe and Cubie

TextPride acts as a middleman to help create branded stickers and emoji that can be released on mobile messaging apps — and now it has launched such content on Viber, Kik, GroupMe and Cubie.

This will bring officially licensed content from more than 200 sports and entertainment brands, including the Auburn Tigers and Wiz Khalifa, to more than 500 million users of all four messaging apps. The content will be available as paid “packs” in dedicated stores within each app, typically including 24-40 emoji and/or stickers starting from $1.99 per pack. 

KillBillAnime2 730x1490 Branded stickers and emoji are coming to messaging apps Viber, Kik, GroupMe and Cubie

TextPride notes that traditional monetization tactics, such as mobile banner ads, “disrupt the personal feel of the mobile messaging experience and are unlikely to gain widespread adoption, so apps must look towards other opportunities.” It says that branded emoji and stickers are able to plug the gap, citing figures that point to 40 percent of messaging app users incorporating stickers into their messages, with 11 percent buying at least two paid content packs. 

Japanese messaging app Line is a prime example of how to use stickers — some of which are linked with brands or what they term ‘official accounts’ — to monetize. Despite being a free app, it brought in 34.3 billion yen ($338 million) of revenue for its parent company throughout the whole year of 2013, with stickers contributing 20 percent of the amount.

Headline image via Roslan Rahman/AFP/Getty Images

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Branded stickers and emoji are coming to messaging apps Viber, Kik, GroupMe and Cubie

Mar03
by Sindy Cator on March 3, 2014 at 3:44 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider, messaging apps, Product Launches, stickers

text messaging1 520x245 Branded stickers and emoji are coming to messaging apps Viber, Kik, GroupMe and Cubie

TextPride acts as a middleman to help create branded stickers and emoji that can be released on mobile messaging apps — and now it has launched such content on Viber, Kik, GroupMe and Cubie.

This will bring officially licensed content from more than 200 sports and entertainment brands, including the Auburn Tigers and Wiz Khalifa, to more than 500 million users of all four messaging apps. The content will be available as paid “packs” in dedicated stores within each app, typically including 24-40 emoji and/or stickers starting from $1.99 per pack. 

KillBillAnime2 730x1490 Branded stickers and emoji are coming to messaging apps Viber, Kik, GroupMe and Cubie

TextPride notes that traditional monetization tactics, such as mobile banner ads, “disrupt the personal feel of the mobile messaging experience and are unlikely to gain widespread adoption, so apps must look towards other opportunities.” It says that branded emoji and stickers are able to plug the gap, citing figures that point to 40 percent of messaging app users incorporating stickers into their messages, with 11 percent buying at least two paid content packs. 

Japanese messaging app Line is a prime example of how to use stickers — some of which are linked with brands or what they term ‘official accounts’ — to monetize. Despite being a free app, it brought in 34.3 billion yen ($338 million) of revenue for its parent company throughout the whole year of 2013, with stickers contributing 20 percent of the amount.

Headline image via Roslan Rahman/AFP/Getty Images

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Which top-level domain names are right for you?

Mar03
by Sindy Cator on March 3, 2014 at 3:37 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Design & Dev, Entrepreneur, Insider

at symbol typewriter 520x245 Which top level domain names are right for you?

New domain names are launching at a rate of seven per week just this past month alone. As more new domains become available, it may be difficult to figure out which is best for you to purchase.

Here’s a look at various industries and available domains that are right for you.

1. If you’re in finance

Finance-related domain names that have become available to pre-register include .bank, .loans or .ventures. Any strategy toward domain names that you develop should be primarily search-oriented, allowing your business to be pushed higher in Google.

According to NetNames, a popular site for gTLD info, users are more likely to develop what’s called a “domain name bias” – thinking certain domains are more legitimate simply because of the domain assigned to it.

Something like .ventures or .bank can be ideal for startups or small companies in personal and private banking sectors. Think Venmo, Simple (formerly BankSimple), and LearnVest-type services.

2. If you’re in the retail or fashion

Your best bets are going to be generic, near-basic gTLDs, like .clothing if you’re e-commerce, or .fashion or .style for more fashion-focused brands that are looking to amp up their brand and search ranking.

Elisa Cooper,  director of product marketing for brand protection firm Mark Monitor, advises that professionals should have clear policies set in place that determine when new domains should be registered, like a new brand product launch or brand campaign.

Highly specific domains in the retail industry are great for analytics-based startups and small companies who want to gain recognition in the same space as well-loved fashion brands, like Rebecca Taylor, Steven Alan, and the Alexander Wang’s of the world.

Registering a gTLD may not be a surefire way to make your brand as well-trafficked as these icons, but it can get you a leg up in the space.

3. If you’re a non-profit

Go for .ngo, .give, or .donate. The more basic, the better, as these businesses typically have the most uphill battles for being found. The non-profit industry is incredibly saturated and these brands often have limited budgets.

Risks involved in this sector include hackers who’ll buy similar gTLDs and incriminate your brand. They’re ever-popular for each of these categories, but especially for feel-good organizations whose Internet security policies typically aren’t high-level.

A simple domain like .give should be fairly popular, so it’s ideal to pre-register early on before demand drives up prices for smaller non-profits with conservative budgets.

4. If you’re an IT company

Your search strategy is probably down pat or at least halfway there, but if you need another layer of SEO optimization, choose a gTLD like .data, .search or .network as a social networking site.

It may be sort of a no-brainer, but defer this one to your tech team: high ROI and little effort. Offering a .support domain can also direct the right audience to the department they need.

Domains with strong IT keywords are best for everyone from data analytics software companies to small startups with your cat and your co-founder. Although you can keep optimizing it, remember to think long-term to ensure your investments will be worth the outcome.

5. If you’re in healthcare

The rise of ZocDoc and tech industries revolutionizing the medical industry mean there are more eyes than ever looking for health resources on the Web. Domains like .doctor, .care, .phd, and .dds can be useful in identifying the particular sector you represent.

Domains under the healthcare industry extend beyond strictly medicine. Wellness gTLDs like .yoga, .rehab., and  .diet can also help lifestyle brands increase their SEO capacities and authoritative voice.

6. If you’re an individual/consultant/job-seeker

Don’t skimp on the small stuff (but don’t sweat it, either!) It might be worth hiring a marketing consultant to analyze and come up with the best possible domain name for you, but personalize as much as possible.

Unfortunately, there’s no right answer or shortcut for this one since it depends on your work field. However, think about specific adjectives that make your brand special or that you want to highlight.

Domains such as .band (for music), .ads (for ad consultants), and .kitchen (chefs, specialty interior designers, or restaurants) are all examples of words that well represent an association with your industry.

7. If you’re thinking about launching a startup

Go for it, kid. gTLDs are most valuable to small businesses looking to make a name for themselves, so the more you can break out of your no-name startup with SEO and optimized keywords for people to find you, the better.

The only risk in this space are your competition, especially if you’ve got a common name in the English language. Buy before you’re bought out, and happy hunting!

Image credit: Shutterstock/ Lloyd Paulson

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Which top-level domain names are right for you?

Mar03
by Sindy Cator on March 3, 2014 at 3:37 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Design & Dev, Entrepreneur, Insider

URL search bar 520x245 Which top level domain names are right for you?

New domain names are launching at a rate of seven per week just this past month alone. As more new domains become available, it may be difficult to figure out which is best for you to purchase.

Here’s a look at various industries and available domains that are right for you.

1. If you’re in finance

Finance-related domain names that have become available to pre-register include .bank, .loans or .ventures. Any strategy toward domain names that you develop should be primarily search-oriented, allowing your business to be pushed higher in Google.

According to NetNames, a popular site for gTLD info, users are more likely to develop what’s called a “domain name bias” – thinking certain domains are more legitimate simply because of the domain assigned to it.

Something like .ventures or .bank can be ideal for startups or small companies in personal and private banking sectors. Think Venmo, Simple (formerly BankSimple), and LearnVest-type services.

2. If you’re in the retail or fashion

Your best bets are going to be generic, near-basic gTLDs, like .clothing if you’re e-commerce, or .fashion or .style for more fashion-focused brands that are looking to amp up their brand and search ranking.

Elisa Cooper,  director of product marketing for brand protection firm Mark Monitor, advises that professionals should have clear policies set in place that determine when new domains should be registered, like a new brand product launch or brand campaign.

Highly specific domains in the retail industry are great for analytics-based startups and small companies who want to gain recognition in the same space as well-loved fashion brands, like Rebecca Taylor, Steven Alan, and the Alexander Wang’s of the world.

Registering a gTLD may not be a surefire way to make your brand as well-trafficked as these icons, but it can get you a leg up in the space.

3. If you’re a non-profit

Go for .ngo, .give, or .donate. The more basic, the better, as these businesses typically have the most uphill battles for being found. The non-profit industry is incredibly saturated and these brands often have limited budgets.

Risks involved in this sector include hackers who’ll buy similar gTLDs and incriminate your brand. They’re ever-popular for each of these categories, but especially for feel-good organizations whose Internet security policies typically aren’t high-level.

A simple domain like .give should be fairly popular, so it’s ideal to pre-register early on before demand drives up prices for smaller non-profits with conservative budgets.

4. If you’re an IT company

Your search strategy is probably down pat or at least halfway there, but if you need another layer of SEO optimization, choose a gTLD like .data, .search or .network as a social networking site.

It may be sort of a no-brainer, but defer this one to your tech team: high ROI and little effort. Offering a .support domain can also direct the right audience to the department they need.

Domains with strong IT keywords are best for everyone from data analytics software companies to small startups with your cat and your co-founder. Although you can keep optimizing it, remember to think long-term to ensure your investments will be worth the outcome.

5. If you’re in healthcare

The rise of ZocDoc and tech industries revolutionizing the medical industry mean there are more eyes than ever looking for health resources on the Web. Domains like .doctor, .care, .phd, and .dds can be useful in identifying the particular sector you represent.

Domains under the healthcare industry extend beyond strictly medicine. Wellness gTLDs like .yoga, .rehab., and  .diet can also help lifestyle brands increase their SEO capacities and authoritative voice.

6. If you’re an individual/consultant/a job-seeker

Don’t skimp on the small stuff (but don’t sweat it, either!) It might be worth hiring a marketing consultant to analyze and come up with the best possible domain name for you, but personalize as much as possible.

Unfortunately, there’s no right answer or shortcut for this one since it depends on your work field. However, think about specific adjectives that make your brand special or that you want to highlight.

Domains such as .band (for music), .ads (for ad consultants), and .kitchen (chefs, specialty interior designers, or restaurants) are all examples of words that well represent an association with your industry.

7. If you’re thinking about launching a startup

Go for it, kid. gTLDs are most valuable to small businesses looking to make a name for themselves, so the more you can break out of your no-name startup with SEO and optimized keywords for people to find you, the better.

The only risk in this space are your competition, especially if you’ve got a common name in the English language. Buy before you’re bought out, and happy hunting!

Image credit: Shutterstock/Gajus

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