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Microsoft announces free PCmover Express tool to migrate XP users to newer versions of Windows

Mar03
by Sindy Cator on March 3, 2014 at 2:50 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Product Launches

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With the end of Microsoft’s support for the venerable Windows XP operating system now firmly in sight, the company has launched a free tool designed to make it easy for users to upgrade to a newer version of the Windows OS.

Announced today in a blog post, the PCmover Express software – a product of a partnership with Laplink, and essentially a pared down version of its paid-for PCmover software – will migrate a user’s files and settings from a Windows XP machine to a new device running Windows 7, Windows 8 or Windows 8.1.

It’ll happily copy across files, music, videos, email, user profiles and settings from your old PC to a new machine across your home or work network, and also allows you to specify exactly what you want to copy across, just in case you’d rather leave the accumulated junk behind.

XPProgress 13A1EBEB 730x547 Microsoft announces free PCmover Express tool to migrate XP users to newer versions of Windows

The software will be available for download in English later this week via WindowsXP.com. Later in March, it will be available in French, German, Italian, Japanese and Spanish. It will then be made available in Korean, Chinese, Russian and Brazilian Portuguese at an as-yet unspecified time in the future.

To ensure you don’t forget that XP is about to be put out to pasture, starting March 8 XP Home and Professional users who have Windows Update switched on will receive desktop notifications reminding them that support is about to end.

And April 8 is the date that XP support expires, just in case you had forgotten.

Featured Image Credit – Justin Sullivan/Getty Images

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Chrome OS dev channel now lets you run multiple profiles simultaneously

Mar03
by Sindy Cator on March 3, 2014 at 1:32 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Google, Product Updates

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If you own a device running Chrome OS, you can now sign in and run multiple profiles simultaneously.

The new dev channel feature means you can quickly alternate between different Google accounts without entering a password. After clicking on your profile picture in the system tray, a new option will appear (sign in with another account…) that will allow you to register an additional profile. Once you’ve entered your log-in credentials, you’ll be able to access the additional user profile instantly by clicking on the corresponding picture in the system tray.

While this in itself is useful, the update also allows you to easily move windows between the two; right-click at the top of your browser window, followed by the last option (move window to…). Chrome OS will then throw you across to the recipient profile and show the browser window with the sender’s picture in the top left-hand corner. The same can also be done for the Files app, which comes pre-installed with every new Chromebook.

To access the feature, you’ll need to move across to the Chrome OS dev channel, and then enable the corresponding flag by submitting this line into the Chrome browser: chrome://flags/#enable-multi-profiles.

Chromium evangelist François Beaufort says it’s still “highly experimental” at the moment, but if it proves popular there’s a good chance Google will develop it further and eventually release it for the beta and stable Chrome OS channels.

Read Next: Beyond Chromebooks: How Google could make almost everyone a Chrome OS user / Google partners with VMware to let Chrome OS users access their Windows desktops, data, and applications

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Middle East tech news: What you need to know from February

Mar03
by Sindy Cator on March 3, 2014 at 1:05 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Middle East, Roundups

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The MENA region continues its stop start movement towards embracing entrepreneurship and technology as its future. Here’s my roundup of some of the most important or interesting regional news that happened in February.

As always, if you’d like to draw my attention to an important regional story, please contact me on Twitter (@startupegypt) or by e-mail at omar@talkinsense.com. I can’t mention or respond to everyone who gets in touch, but I do read everything, so get in touch.

I continue to be surprised by the lack of the predator instinct in so many regional startups when it comes to courting publicity. Perhaps this is the single biggest factor affecting regional startup competitiveness, but I digress.

Awards and events

Si Ware 220x56 Middle East tech news: What you need to know from FebruaryLet’s start in California, where Cairo startup Si-Ware Systems won the Prism Award in the Test, Measurement, Metrology category at the SPIE Photonics West annual awards.  Si-Ware is one of the hidden startup stars of Egypt and the region. This award confirms the company’s technical prowess in chip design, a field many mistakenly think is beyond the capabilities of the region, but Si-Ware is also extremely profitable – definitely one to look out for in the future.

In Barcelona, 14 Arab startups participated in this year’s 4YFN – 4 Years from Now Conference.  The startups were, in no particular order: eTobb, Presella, KarTag, friendshippr, The Nawaya Network, Apstrata, Eastline Marketing, eventtus, Talfen, Zawarib, FOO, Bey2ollak, Shoop, and Sweepz. Perhaps this is a pointer to Arab startups coming to realise Europe is often a better fit when they want to venture abroad.  Samer Karam, founder of Lebanese accelerator Seeqnce and co-founder of virtual accelerator Alice, yet again played a key role and is cementing himself as a leading entrepreneurial figure regionally.

Iran held its fifth annual Web Festival in February. Thousands participated in the conference, Game Guise co-founder Amir Bozorgzadeh described the event to me as a “hotbed for the youthful Iranian tech community.” Iran has more positives than it’s given credit for, the huge 2014 awards winners list shows how much is going on internally.

Tehran also hosted another startup weekend event in February.  Indeed StartUp Weekend events continue to flourish regionally, Amman hosted yet another, Kuwait hosted its second such event, and Damascus hosted its very first Startup Weekend in February. Special mention must go to Damascus, in the midst of so much destruction, it’s heartening to see people come together to build.

MIT Media Lab delivered its much-anticipated innovation workshop in Abu Dhabi in association with Wamda. People attended from all over the region, and although people I’ve spoken have given it mixed reviews, this might just be down to the fact that some expectations were misplaced to start with, a common failing here.

The Western side of MENA saw the launch of Webdays, an international organization started by Farid Arab that organizes events to promote entrepreneurship and the digital sphere in that area. The first two events were in Algeria and Tunis respectively.

In nearby Morocco New Work Lab, an innovative co-working space and startup lab in Casablanca, continues to play a pivotal role locally. Founder Fatim Biaz is more often than not a judge in any local startup event, and she was a principal figure in the Moroccan group that attended the 4YFM conference mentioned above.

Milestones

Hsoub 220x73 Middle East tech news: What you need to know from FebruaryOne really successful Arab startup flying under the radar is Hsoub. A pioneer in the development of the Arabic web, February saw a landmark achievement for its ad network, as it announced that it now handles one billion moderated Arabic ads per month. This is all the more impressive given the company has had no external investment, was boot-strapped, and its team are spread between the UK, Syria, Palestine, Egypt, and South Africa amongst others!

InstaPush became the first Arab, and perhaps regional, service to integrate with Zapier. InstaPush is a service that allows users, specifically power-users and developers, to receive instant smart-phone notifications for any transactions they care for. The timing of the move unexpectedly mirrored that of TNW Labs’ own Push.co with IFTTT.

The two major Cairo-based accelerators Flat6Labs and Tamkeen Capital cemented their regional expansion. Flat6Labs Jeddah graduated its first five start-up companies. Tamkeen Capital opened its “venture ally” firm in Kuwait, calling it Raneen Square.

Alexandria-based eSpace partnered with Google to deliver an online portal for the 2014 Turkish house elections being held next month.  eSpace built on its experience with the Egyptian elections site it developed. Although it can’t be described as a startup any more as it’s been going since 2000, it’s important in Egypt’s tech scene as many of its former employees leave to launch tech-focussed startups of their own.

Investment news

Bikhir 220x68 Middle East tech news: What you need to know from FebruaryIn a deal worth $2.1 million Morocco’s second largest classified site Bikhir announced the merger with / acquisition of (depending on who you talk to) Morocco’s largest classified site Avito. Bikhir is part of Schibsted Media Group, and this move confirmed the Scandinavian media group is prepared to go toe-to-toe with the other big classifieds player regionally, Dubizzle, which is part of the South African media group  Naspers.

Turkish VC firm Doga Venture announced that it’s looking to invest in Arab tech startups. It will offer early stage investments between $75,000 to $150,000, for a 5% to 12% equity share. This is extremely competitive compared to what’s offered by Arab VCs or angels.

I’ve been reliably informed that Black Spire Partners, a UK/US-based investment firm, has been busy scouting the region to set up shop, with a base possibly in Cairo. This follows on from reports by other reliable sources that Gust has also asking around, looking to include MENA in its impressive footprint.

Enterprise Qatar announced plans to launch a $100 million investment fund to help Qatari startup companies. This news further shows that the Gulf Arab states understand the importance of startups to their future. However, Qatar has the same problem as the other small Gulf states, a small local pool of talent, and a 51% local-ownership law that actively discourages expat founders.

The news reminded me that Kuwait announced a $7 billion startup fund some time ago that has yet to launch. An insider tells me that work is ongoing within parliament to change their 51% local-ownership law, but things are moving at standard Arab government speed i.e. super slow.

And that brings me right back to my first comment about the Arab lack of a predator instinct. With constant news that outside investors and startups are entering the region, local investors, entrepreneurs, and governments have to up their game considerably, or they won’t get the lion’s share of the startup spoils that are obviously there for the taking.

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Catch up on a month of tech news from Eastern Europe: February

Mar03
by Sindy Cator on March 3, 2014 at 12:20 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Roundups

eastern europe 520x245 Catch up on a month of tech news from Eastern Europe: February

Check out the headlines and make sure you haven’t missed anything important from the Eastern European tech scene. Judging by the number of links below, the 28 days of February have been absolutely crazy as they brought an unbelievable number of news stories.

If you think I have missed something, or would like to draw my attention to an important story, feel free to ping me in Twitter (@shlema) or by e-mail at shlema@gmail.com.

Investments and acquisitions

  • Hungarian SaaS startup Maven7 has raised €575,000 from Primus Capital.
  • Russian government-backed seed fund and accelerator Internet Initiatives Development Fund (IIDF) has invested $1.3 million into 34 local startups.
  • Russian startup Cubic Robotics that develops a personal assistant robot has landed $500,000 in funding from private investor Konstantin Senchenko.
  • Russian content recommendation service Surfingbird has attracted $2.5 million from Klever Internet Investment Ltd. in exchange for 25.1% of the company.
  • Mail.Ru Group has poured $2 million into Israeli mobile video platform Magisto.
  • Latvian SonarWorks has landed €600,000 in funding from Imprimatur Capital Technology Venture Fund.
  • Russian technology university MISiS has received a $2.7 million grant from the country’s government to start developing Russia’s first supercomputer-based capabilities in order to create new materials for various industrial sectors.
  • Russian fund IMI.VC has invested an undisclosed amount into Russian OMI Robotics that is working on a robotized snowplow.
  • Infogr.am has landed the largest investment in Latvia of $1.8 million, with a reported 8 million unique visitors monthly.
  • Bulgarian distributed storage management startup StorPool has attracted funding from a strategic investor.
  • Russian group Renova has acquired Italo-British “smart insurance” provider Octo Telematics for alleged $400 to $500 million.
  • Lithuania-founded mobile app distribution company GetJar has been acquired by China-based Sungy, the developer of Go apps for Android, for estimated $35 million, including $5.3 million in cash.
  • Russian investment company Altair and venture fund IMI.VC have poured $1.3 million into travel SIM startup Keepgo.
  • Russian Flint capital and IIDF have made a joint investment into Picture Manipulation Inspector (PMI), a startup developing a service to determine if an image has been tampered with.
  • Russian travel meta search engine Aviasales has secured $10 million in funding from iTech Capital.
  • Russian Mango Telecom has landed a $10 million round from Intel Capital.
  • Russian investment fund Da Vinci Private Equity Fund II has acquired a 63% stake in major Russian online broker ITinvest for alleged $30 to $50 million.
  • Russian education startup YaKlass has raised $450,000 from Almaz Capital, Vesna Investment, and Pavel Kovsharov.
  • Second-hand clothing marketplace Vinted has raised €20 million series B round and became Baltics’ highest valued startup.
  • Polish startup UXPin has secured $1.6 million in funding led by Freestyle Capital to further develop its online design tool set.
  • Bulgarian outsourcing company Sofica has been acquired by US-based Teletech.
  • Russian Internet advertising platform CityAds has attracted $5 million in funding from Klever Internet Investments Ltd (KIIL) in exchange to an undisclosed minority stake in the company.
  • Czech social media-based customer care services startup Brand Embassy has raised $1 million in funding from Rockaway Capital and Spread Capital.
  • Russian tech investor Yuri Milner has invested in cloud graphics company Otoy.
  • Russian online classifieds company Avito has landed about $17 million in funding from Swedish investment group Kinnevik.
  • Ukrainian startup Kabanchik.com.ua has raised $60,000 in funding from four angel investors.

Startups, accelerators, and venture funds news

  • Russian fintech fund Life.SREDA has made its first exit as banking startup Simple was acquired by Spanish bank BBVA.
  • Moscow Institute of Physics and Technology (MIPT) has launched a $30 million seed fund of its own, which will focus on fintech, edutech, digital health, 3D-printing, efficient energy use and oil & gas technology sectors.
  • Russian VC fund Runa Capital has made an exit from its portfolio project StopTheHacker two years after the investment.
  • CEE-focused accelerator program StartupHighway has teamed up with Lithuanian VC Practica Capital to create a €200,000 fund to invest in accelerated startups.
  • New Estonian hardware-focused startup accelerator BuildIt launches its first program.
  • Lithuanian 3D-design market platform CGTrader has landed a funding round from Intel Capital, marking the fund’s first deal in the country.
  • The Russian Venture Company has launched two new funds of almost $2 million in total.
  • US language learning startup Duolingo has entered Russian market.
  • Lithuanian startup TrackDuck has launched a new version of its interactive website  feedback and bug-tracking tool.
  • Lithuanian Practica Venture Capital has closed a €15.7 million fund to invest in the country’s startups.
  • Ukrainian-born startup Attendify (formerly KitApps) has teamed up with Eventbrite to let event planners create ‘mini social networks’ for their events.
  • Hungary-founded Kenguru has announced a $25,000 electric car for wheelchair users.
  • Slovenian hardware startup CarLock has joined the first Serbian accelerator StartLabs.
  • Mailbox app’s alternative iMAGINe has become the first Bulgarian startup to join Y Combinator.
  • Bulgarian online sales management startup DeskGod has relocated to the US, joined the Plug and Play accelerator, and signed a partnership agreement with Salesforce.
  • Russian fashion startup Looksima has introduced a new feature that allows users to put together complete “looks” from clothes and accessories sold by partner online retailers and get a sales commission. Now the company is looking for additional funding of $1 to $3 million to fuel its expansion to the US market.

In other news

  • Security-focused messenger Telegram, launched by VK.com CEO Pavel Durov, has seen a huge surge in popularity as WhatsApp was purchased by Facebook for $19 billion.
  • Russian Internet behemoth Yandex has teamed up with Google to make the advertising networks of the two companies accessible to each other’s clients.
  • A creepy Steve Jobs monument has been opened in Serbia’s capital Belgrade.
  • Yandex has teamed up with browser developer Maxthon to offer the latter’s desktop and mobile browsers to Russian customers with pre-loaded Yandex’s services.
  • Spotify has opened an office in Russia, though the service is not available to Russian users yet.
  • Russia’s YotaPhone has unveiled the second generation of its smartphone with a touchscreen e-ink display on the back.
  • The first Internet pirate to be convicted in Russia received a sentence of two years’ probation.
  • Yandex has launched Yandex.Kit, free Android firmware with Google apps ditched for Yandex’s services.
  • Yandex and Mail.Ru Group presented their 2013 financial reports.
  • Apps4all, Russian mobile app developer community, has entered the UK market.
  • Ukraine’s Viewdle, the startup acquired by Google through Motorola Mobility in 2012 for alleged $30 to $45 million, has been shut down. About 20 Ukrainian developers will relocate to the US, most of them will work in Motorola Mobility’s software department.
  • The International Intellectual Property Alliance recommends keeping Ukraine among the world’s most dangerous countries in terms of Internet piracy.
  • Both Russia and Ukraine have effectively banned Bitcoin.
  • Yandex has opened an R&D office in Berlin.
  • Hungary-founded Prezi has become the first European company to join the White House ConnectED Initiative.
  • Mail.Ru Group’s international brand My.com has released its fourth mobile game.
  • First Russian private technology park for hardware startups, Navigator Campus, has been opened in Kazan.
  • Software developer company EPAM, with R&D offices all around Central and Eastern Europe, has released its 2013 financial report.
  • Google has opened its Map Maker service to users in Greece, Croatia, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Slovakia and Slovenia.
  • Fashion e-retailer Modnique has launched its localized versions in Ukraine and Belarus (as well as in Australia and Canada).
  • Slovenian developer Outfit7 says its ‘Talking Tom and Friends’ apps have 230 million monthly active users, which makes it bigger than Twitter (on mobile, of course).
  • Vkontakte shareholder clashes has continued as UCP threatened to sue Mail.ru Group and Ivan Tavrin.

Good reads

  • Starting up in Slovakia: 6 must-knows
  • What the West needs to know about Russia’s tech scene
  • Zooming in: The Slovak startup scene
  • Viber and WhatsApp: Born in the USSR
  • What connects Lithuania and West Africa?
  • EstBAN infographic details where Estonian Angels are putting their money
  • Checking out the Prague startup scene with Wayra CEE
  • Russian and Global Venture Markets, 2007–2013, a survey by Ernst&Young and RVC
  • Map of Russian Internet holdings by IIDF (in Russian, but still worth checking out)

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Rocket Internet brings its Latin American KlickBus service to Germany for easier online bus booking

Mar03
by Sindy Cator on March 3, 2014 at 11:00 am
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider, Product Updates

KlickBus 730x572 Rocket Internet brings its Latin American KlickBus service to Germany for easier online bus booking

KlickBus, a service for making online bus bookings, has launched in Germany today allowing people to compare fares and book tickets in just a few clicks.

The company is a product of the well-known Rocket Internet incubator and in order to attract the widest possible pool of users integrates with existing services like ADAC Postbus, FlixBus and meinfernbus.de.

While it’s not the first region for KlickBus, it’s a notable move as the company’s initial launches saw it enter into emerging markets like Brazil and Mexico. With a German launch now under its belt, a company spokesman told TNW that “expansions into further countries and continents will follow shortly”.

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