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Android KitKat hits 2.5% adoption, Jelly Bean grabs 62%, but a third of Play users still on ICS or Gingerbread

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 6:27 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Google, Insider, Mobile

kitkatz 520x245 Android KitKat hits 2.5% adoption, Jelly Bean grabs 62%, but a third of Play users still on ICS or Gingerbread

Google today updated its Platform Versions page for Android, revealing that KitKat has hit a 2.5 percent adoption rate. Meanwhile, Jelly Bean continues to steadily grow, maintaining its dominance on Google Play. All other Android versions have lost share.

Breaking down the numbers more specifically, 62 percent of Android users are using Jelly Bean, 15.2 percent have devices powered by Ice Cream Sandwich (ICS), 0.1 percent are on Honeycomb, 19.0 percent are stuck with Gingerbread, and 1.2 percent unfortunately still have Froyo. Here’s how the current Android landscape looks in graph and table form:

android distribution march Android KitKat hits 2.5% adoption, Jelly Bean grabs 62%, but a third of Play users still on ICS or Gingerbread

Between February and March, Android 4.4 grabbed an additional 0.7 percentage points (moving from 1.8 percent to 2.5 percent), Android 4.3 increased 0.7 percentage points (from 8.9 percent to 9.6 percent), Android 4.2 gained 0.8 percentage points (from 16.3 percent to 17.1 percent), and Android 4.1 slipped 0.2 percentage pionts (from 35.5 percent to 35.3 percent). Android 4.0, meanwhile, continued its slow decline: it dropped another 0.9 points (from 16.1 percent to 15.2 percent).

Gingerbread took the biggest hit, dropping 1.0 points (from 20 percent to 19 percent), Honeycomb didn’t budge at 0.1 percent, and Froyo lost 0.1 percent points (from 1.3 percent to 1.2 percent). Despite all this, the bigger picture hasn’t changed: the Jelly Beans (June 2012, November 2012, and July 2013) are first, Gingerbread (released December 2010) is second, ICS (October 2011) is third, and KitKat (October 2013) is fourth.

For reference, here’s the data from February:

android distribution february Android KitKat hits 2.5% adoption, Jelly Bean grabs 62%, but a third of Play users still on ICS or Gingerbread

As always, we have to remember that back in April 2013, Google tweaked its algorithm in regards to how it counts users for these figures, measuring when users visit the Google Play Store instead of checking-in to Google servers. The change skews the data by giving an inaccurate picture of Android fragmentation, but at the same time it helps developers target users who are actively using Google Play.

Right now it appears very unlikely that we’ll see Android 4.4 KitKat in a leadership position in 2014. We’ll see it pass ICS and Gingerbread, but it likely won’t steal the crown from Jelly Bean – the next Android version will come first.

Top Image Credit: suhakri_hsu / Flickr

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As Mt. Gox crumbles, Japan looks to introduce bitcoin regulations and taxes

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 6:09 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Asia, bitcoin

Japan is gearing up to impose regulations on the bitcoin cryptocurrency, according to a report from local business paper Nikkei Asian Review.

With the new rules, Japanese citizens would be taxed for bitcoin purchases and the protocol would be treated as a commodity, similar to gold, rather than an actual currency.

Governments have been unsure of how to handle bitcoin as it grows in popularity. Japan emerges as one of the first to take direct steps to control the currency.

The news comes just days after Mt. Gox, a high-profile bitcoin exchange based in Tokyo, shut down after losing a massive 750,000 bitcoins due to an alleged bug.

➤ Japan to regulate Bitcoin trades, impose taxes [Nikkei Asian Review]

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In under two months, Overstock.com passes $1 million in sales generated from Bitcoin orders

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 5:49 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

Overstock.com has surpassed $1 million in sales generated from Bitcoin transactions. The retailer partnered with Coinbase on January 9 to let consumers purchase items with the digital currency, meaning the milestone was achieved in less than two months.

overstock coinbase charts In under two months, Overstock.com passes $1 million in sales generated from Bitcoin orders

As you can see in the charts above shared by Coinbase, more than 4,000 customers made purchases with Bitcoin on Overstock.com in some 50 days. The average order size for a Bitcoin customer ($226) was 34 percent greater compared to customers paying in USD ($168), and over half of all customers paying in Bitcoin were new to Overstock.com (58 percent), having never purchased goods from the site before. Those are impressive results, but the real test will be to see how those numbers hold up.

See also – WordPress.com criticizes PayPal, credit card firms for restrictions, now lets you pay with Bitcoin and Shopify adds support for Bitcoin, letting more than 75,000 of its merchants accept the virtual currency

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Steve Ballmer on success, failure and taking the long-term perspective

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 5:46 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Entrepreneur, Insider

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One month after Microsoft announced Satya Nadella as its new CEO, predecessor Steve Ballmer made an appearance at the Saïd Business School, part of England’s Oxford University, where he discussed many things with his long-time friend Professor Peter Tufano, who’s now Dean of the School.

As we noted earlier, Ballmer wasn’t short on advice for fledgling startups and budding entrepreneurs, but when prodded by Tufano specifically on the issue of failure and success – not only in startups but large corporations – he had some words of wisdom to share with the world.

“If you look at things in the past ten years, I think it’s probably fair to say there are things that did not go as well as we intended to,” says Ballmer. “We’d have a stronger position in the phone market if I could redo the last ten years. And yet one of the things you say to yourself is, ‘do you give up?’ There’s a whole ethos and culture and rhetoric around startups, that I think is wrong.”

This rhetoric, according to Ballmer, is that startups should succeed quickly and fail fast. “I actually think that what really great companies do, is they don’t fail fast,” he explains. “They may modify their ideas, they may see that their core proposition needs to change, but it’s a great team of people that’s fired up and found a really fertile area, and you just keep working it until you get it to be absolutely successful.”

Of course, Ballmer acknowledges that this isn’t always how things turn out – money runs out, you fail and the world still spins around. But from his own experience at Microsoft, persistence is key.

“Our job isn’t to give up and go home,” he says. “It’s to try and continue the initiative, and catch the next wave of rapid innovation. Take the world ten years from now, do you think we’ll use devices that look anything like the devices that we have here today?”

Whether it’s Google Glass or Google ear-muffs, devices certainly will be different a decade from now, and it’s this that was pivotal to his point that if you’re behind in an area just now, you just try and catch them up at the next opportunity. Though perhaps in Microsoft’s case, it has yet to do that in many respects – particularly with smartphones. But that’s not to say that it can’t and won’t reclaim any market that it has lost.

There are lessons to be learned here for younger companies too, with Ballmer noting that patience, adaptability and tenacity are key attributes for people looking to make waves in the startup realm.

“Microsoft was launched in 1975, but I wouldn’t say we hit the big-time until some time in the mid-to-late nineties,” explains Ballmer.

“Google was started in ’97-ish, I would say they hit the big time probably ten years later,” he continues. “Facebook’s ten-years-old, they’ll make over a billion dollars this year, and that’s pretty good. But that’s ten years – that’s not, ‘Oh, we fell out of bed, and then we were successful five minutes later. SAP was at things twenty years before they were successful, Oracle was at things fifteen years. And while things are somewhat faster today, the notion of taking a long-term point-of-view is the number one thing missing in most companies – big, small or startup.”

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The Lifesaver iPhone Case can discreetly alert authorities when you’re in trouble

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 5:30 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets

lifesavercase 2 520x245 The Lifesaver iPhone Case can discreetly alert authorities when you’re in trouble

The Lifesaver Case is a new crowdfunding project that is building an iPhone case that you can use to secretly send out an emergency alert with your location if you’re ever in danger.

The polycarbonate case includes a slider button on the side that, when activated, will place an Enhanced 911 and send your location, identifying information, and microphone and video camera input to authorities. An LED light will activate to let you know that a request for help has been sent, but the app runs discreetly in the background, so your attacker won’t know that you’ve activated it.

lifesavercase 730x469 The Lifesaver iPhone Case can discreetly alert authorities when you’re in trouble

Early bird backers on Indiegogo can pick up a case for $59, but it will retail for $99 when it goes on sale. The Lifesaver case is compatible with the iPhone 4 and later, and it’s scheduled to begin shipping in August.

Creator John Powell set out to build the Lifesaver after a terrifying experience where a man tried to abduct his daughter on her way to school. Several non-profit groups, including The National Coalition Against Domestic Violence, Veterans For Missing And Exploited Children, and The National Network to End Domestic Violence, have endorsed the device.

With attachments like the Yellow Jacket stun gun iPhone case and the Lifesaver coming to market, inventors are getting serious about how to use our phones to keep us safe. Hopefully, you and your loved ones won’t ever have to activate the Lifesaver Case, but it’s still worth it just for the peace of mind.

➤ Lifesaver Case [Indiegogo]

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