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Amazon releases its first original TV show for children on Prime Instant Video

May23
by Sindy Cator on May 23, 2014 at 1:39 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

Amazon has already developed and released a smattering of original TV shows including Betas and Alpha House, but today it’s launching its first homegrown series aimed specifically at children. Tumble Leaf is now available on Prime Instant Video, the on-demand movie and TV streaming service that Amazon is pitching against Netflix. Unlike its closest rival though, Amazon won’t be releasing the entire season at once. Only the first six episodes are available for streaming at the moment; the remaining seven instalments will arrive later this summer. Tumble Leaf is a stop-motion animated series that follows “a vibrant blue fox” called…

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Sakoos for iOS is a photo-sharing app that answers one simple question: ‘What’s in your bag?’

May23
by Sindy Cator on May 23, 2014 at 1:20 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider, Product Reviews

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Bags are mysterious objects. They come in different shapes and sizes, with numerous pockets and compartments to keep your personal belongings organized. Everyone uses them and lots of people, even if they don’t say it aloud, are interested in the same question: “What’s in your bag?” Enter Sakoos, a new iPhone app by DigitalRev – an online camera retailer and social network best known for its hugely popular YouTube channel. While camera bags make up a large number of users submissions, Sakoos has blossomed as a place for anyone to show off their favorite satchel, handbag or rucksack. Just like Instagram, Sakoos offers a…

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The best typefaces from April 2014

May23
by Sindy Cator on May 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Design & Dev, Roundups

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Sean Mitchell is an interactive designer based in Vancouver, British Columbia, and the editor of TypeRelease. Did another month just pass us by already? Guess that means it’s time for yet another round of beautiful typefaces from this past April. Check these out! Jessica Hische: Silencio Sans The name Silencio references silent films, but this font would feel as at home in magazines, invitations and fancy food packaging as it does on the silver screen. Trial By Cupcakes: Quickpen Quickpen is casual and carefree, designed to recreate the look of confident, quickly jotted script with a felt tip pen or brush. Los Andes:…

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Avoiding Date Conversion When Pasting an HTML Table

May23
by Sindy Cator on May 23, 2014 at 11:30 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Automation, External Data, VBA

From Get Data From a Website…, MD comments:

However, the info in the table I copy is formatted ## / ## whereby # represents a number.
So when it tries to paste 10 / 10 in the worksheet for example, it auto-changes to 10/okt in my sheet.

This is a common problem that’s hard to solve. There’s no setting I can find in Excel that tells it to stop converting things that look like dates into dates. Since I’m reading in the data and putting it in the clipboard, I can just message the data before I do it. That’s not so easy when you just want to copy and paste, but if you’re using code, you may find the technique useful.

In the above linked post, I automated Internet Explorer to login to a website. I don’t automate Internet Explorer any more, preferring XML instead. But it doesn’t matter which you use. It all ends up in an HTMLDocument, so it’s the same from there. Also, this example doesn’t log into a webpage. It uses Contextures’ Sample Data.

Sub GetTableNoDateConversion()
   
    Dim xHttp As MSXML2.XMLHTTP
    Dim hDoc As MSHTML.HTMLDocument
    Dim hTable As MSHTML.HTMLTable
    Dim hCell As MSHTML.HTMLTableCell
    Dim doClip As MSForms.DataObject
   
    ‘Get the webpage
    Set xHttp = New MSXML2.XMLHTTP
    xHttp.Open "GET", "http://www.contextures.com/xlSampleData01.html"
    xHttp.send
   
    ‘Wait for it to load
    Do: DoEvents: Loop Until xHttp.readyState = 4
   
    ‘Put it in a document
    Set hDoc = New MSHTML.HTMLDocument
    hDoc.body.innerHTML = xHttp.responseText
   
    ‘Find the third table
    Set hTable = hDoc.getElementsByTagName("table").Item(2)
   
    ‘Fix anything that looks like a date
    For Each hCell In hTable.Cells
        If IsDate(hCell.innerText) Then
            hCell.innerText = "’" & hCell.innerText
        End If
    Next hCell
   
    ‘put it in the clipboard
    Set doClip = New MSForms.DataObject
    doClip.SetText "<html>" & hTable.outerHTML & "</html>"
    doClip.PutInClipboard
   
    ‘paste it to the sheet
    Sheet1.Select
    Sheet1.Range("A1").Select
    Sheet1.PasteSpecial "Unicode Text"
   
    ‘Make the leading apostrophes go away
    Sheet1.Range("A1").CurrentRegion.Value = Sheet1.Range("A1").CurrentRegion.Value
   
End Sub

Once I get the table into an HTMLTable object, I loop through all the HTMLTableCells to see if any of them looks like a date. If so, I put an apostrophe in front of it. The apostrophe is the Excel way to say “No matter what I type next, assume it’s text”. Except when you’re pasting special as Unicode Text. In that case, it doesn’t hide the apostrophe like it should. So the last line of the code is the equivalent of pressing F2 and Enter all the say down the column and forcing Excel to reevaluate its decision to ignore that apostrophe.

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New dimensions: 10 amazing things being printed in 3D

May23
by Sindy Cator on May 23, 2014 at 11:15 am
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web

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Jordan Forrest is a freelance writer. This post was originally published on the Shutterstock blog and has been adapted with permission.  Using a machine to print an object from scratch may sound like something out of a sci-fi novel, but the concept has actually been around for more than 30 years. As 3D technology continues to evolve and become more accessible (it even has its own category on Amazon), the possibilities of what it can do are seemingly endless. Here are 10 cool things already being printed in 3D — and no, none of them are guns. 1. Food One of the most…

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