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Xbox One to offer TV streaming on SmartGlass, video playback via USB and DLNA network streaming

Aug12
by Sindy Cator on August 12, 2014 at 12:13 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets

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Just before its Gamescom presentation kicked off, Microsoft announced some hefty updates for its Xbox One video game console affecting some of the core apps, SmartGlass and live TV. The upgrades, which will be distributed to users of its early access program later this month, include a new media player app. This will allow players to watch their own video and audio files through an attached USB device or through a connected home media server that supports DLNA. Microsoft stressed that the preview version of the app will only support USB drives, with DLNA functionality coming “soon” afterward. All Xbox One…

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Twitter’s new focus on DMs could mean more revenue too

Aug12
by Sindy Cator on August 12, 2014 at 12:07 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Insider

Twitter

Ask anyone who uses Twitter what their biggest gripe about the service is, and the answer may very well be DMs. Direct Messages (DMs, aka private messages between users) are a part of Twitter that ‘power’ users have been hooked on since before WhatsApp, WeChat, Line and other billion dollar-valued mobile messaging apps even existed. And yet, the feature was buried inside Twitter’s Web and mobile apps for so long — the company once even considered dispensing with it altogether. Times have changed. DMs have been in a state of upgrade for some time — try sending links right now, many people can’t —…

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More AutoHotkey Sugar

Aug12
by Sindy Cator on August 12, 2014 at 12:04 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Keyboard

Ken Puls, the Excel Guru, sent me some nice AHK stuff and I’m trying to put a post together to share it with you. But it’s not happening so far. In the mean time, I didn’t want you to have to wait for these gems that I’ve been enjoying.

Definition and Last Position in the VBE

If you right click on a procedure call in the VBE and choose Definition, it takes you to that procedure. If you then right click and choose Last Position, it takes you back. If you’re like me, the thought of right clicking is abhorrent to you. Instead, I use the context menu key, but alas there’s a problem. It takes a few microseconds for that menu to show up. So while I press menu+D, all I’m really doing is inserting the letter ‘d’ in my procedure call.

As any good keyboard hound knows, you can use Shift+F2 and Ctrl+Shift+F2 to accomplish the task without the context menu delay. That’s great except that my sausage fingers don’t bend that way. Shift+F2 isn’t bad, but Ctrl+Shift+F2 is too much work for something I use as much as this. Without further ado

^d::
    Send +{F2}
    Return
^l::
    Send ^+{F2}
    Return

Now Ctrl+D gives me the definition and Ctrl+L takes me back. Sometimes hotkeys take a little getting used to. It’s easy to forget they’re there. This one, however, took about five seconds to become a natural part of my VBE workflow.

Switching tabs in Access

There’s so much about Access that isn’t keyboard friendly that it sickens me. But the worst is switching tabs. Ctrl+F6 cycles forward through the tabs and Ctrl+Shift+F6 cycles backward. Never you mind that Ctrl+Tab does that job in every other Windows program every released. Ever.

#IfWinActive ahk_class OMain
^Tab::
    Send ^{F6}
    Return
^+Tab::
    Send ^+{F6}
    Return

AHK’d!

Changing Field Size in Access

Speaking of crappy Access keyboarding, how about changing the field properties as you create a table? Sucks, huh? Here’s the scenario: I’m entering a field and changing the Data Type to Number. If I want a Long Integer, I’m good because that’s the default. If I want a Double, however, I have to press F6 to get to the Field Properties and change the field size to Double. Then, instead of Shift+F6 to back, I have to F6 five times to cycle through all of the windows/panes/screen areas. That’s just stupid. So

+F6::
    Send {F6 5}
    Return

That works for me because I don’t vary my Access window. If you hide your Navigation pane, or have some other configuration than me, you might have to change that 5 to something else.

Windows APIs

Ken has a nifty API generator that I’ll be posting about later. While mine is a little more pedestrian, I think it offers some advantages. I have a separate hotstring for every API that I care about. Here’s one

::declaregetopenfilename::
    SendInput !to!i{Enter}
(
+3If VBA7 Then
    Public Declare PtrSafe Function GetOpenFileName Lib "comdlg32.dll" Alias _
            "GetOpenFileNameA" (pOpenfilename As OPENFILENAME) As Long
     
    Public Type OPENFILENAME
        lStructSize As Long
        hwndOwner As LongPtr
        hInstance As LongPtr
        lpstrFilter As String
        lpstrCustomFilter As String
        nMaxCustFilter As Long
        nFilterIndex As Long
        lpstrFile As String
        nMaxFile As Long
        lpstrFileTitle As String
        nMaxFileTitle As Long
        lpstrInitialDir As String
        lpstrTitle As String
        flags As Long
        nFileOffset As Integer
        nFileExtension As Integer
        lpstrDefExt As String
        lCustData As Long
        lpfnHook As LongPtr
        lpTemplateName As String
    End Type
 
+3Else

    Public Declare Function GetOpenFileName Lib "comdlg32.dll" Alias _
            "GetOpenFileNameA" (pOpenfilename As OPENFILENAME) As Long
     
    Public Type OPENFILENAME
        lStructSize As Long
        hwndOwner As Long
        hInstance As Long
        lpstrFilter As String
        lpstrCustomFilter As String
        nMaxCustFilter As Long
        nFilterIndex As Long
        lpstrFile As String
        nMaxFile As Long
        lpstrFileTitle As String
        nMaxFileTitle As Long
        lpstrInitialDir As String
        lpstrTitle As String
        flags As Long
        nFileOffset As Integer
        nFileExtension As Integer
        lpstrDefExt As String
        lCustData As Long
        lpfnHook As Long
        lpTemplateName As String
    End Type
+3End If
)
SendInput !to!i{Enter}

That’s a big one. I type declaregetopenfilename in a module and this little honey appears. One of the advantages of this method, verbose though it is, is that the API is mostly intact in the AHK file. That makes it really easy to edit if the need were to arise. Making a new API hotstring is as easy as setting up declareapiname, pasting Jan Karel’s code, and changing a few things.

The first thing you have to change is the # signs have to be change to +3 or they won’t come across. The other thing is a little more subtle. Did you notice that I send Alt+TO, Alt+I, Enter before and after the API stuff? That turns off, then back on, the Auto Indent feature in the VBE. AHK sees all these tabs in my string and it dutifully returns them. That means that every line is indented one too many times from the line above it. Cumulatively. By the time you get to the last line, there’s 30 tabs in there.

By turning Auto Indent off and back on, I can keep my API looking clean in the AHK file, which I like.

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iOS drops to 67% enterprise share in Q2 2014, Android grows to 32%, and Windows Phone stays flat at 1%

Aug12
by Sindy Cator on August 12, 2014 at 12:00 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Google, Mobile

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Apple’s iOS still rules the enterprise space, even after having fallen 5 percentage points to 67 percent of total device activations in Q2 2014. Android device activations increased the same amount to 32 percent of total activations last quarter, while Windows Phone activations remain consistent with the five previous quarters: flat at 1 percent. The latest findings come from Good Technology‘s semi-annual Mobility Index Report. It’s worth noting that since BlackBerry devices use BlackBerry Enterprise Server for corporate email access, Good Technology does not have insight into BlackBerry handset activations. As such, if you take BlackBerry out of the equation,…

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eBay is currently down for many users in the UK and Europe, company is investigating [Update: Fixed!]

Aug12
by Sindy Cator on August 12, 2014 at 10:01 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

eBay MP Signage

Online auction site eBay is completely inaccessible for many users in the UK according to uptime monitoring services and social media reports. The problem, its tenth of the year according to the founder of Downdetector.co.uk Tom Sanders, is preventing people in the UK from accessing or logging into the site at all. Some users took to Twitter to complain about the situation and ask when a fix would be forthcoming. Users also confirmed that the Web platform and mobile apps are both affected. @eBay_UK why is http://t.co/jy1zVWQNrl down on the Internet and app? — Caleb MacGregor (@calebmacg3) August 12, 2014 While…

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