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How Not to Learn Spanish

Jan16
by Sindy Cator on January 16, 2015 at 12:30 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Links

I’ve been trying to learn Spanish for almost 20 years. Of the seven words I know, four are swear words. So when I tell you how not to learn Spanish, you can take it to the bank.

I signed up for Carlos Muñiz’s RSS feed. It’s in Spanish. Every so often I open the next post and see if I can translate. I’m not very good. I’m also not sure I’m learning anything, but it’s kind of fun like a puzzle. Once I’ve completed my translation (with plenty of guessing), I go to translate.google.com and see how I did.

Post 4

Title: Escribir metros cuadrados con subíndice

DK: To write meters words with subscript

Google: Write square meters with subscript.

I’d like to think I would have got subíndice, but actually the picture helped me out. It didn’t help enough that I thought to look at what was in the cell, because I probably could have got cuadrados instead of punting and guessing it was something related to ‘word’. ‘Word’ is ‘palabra’. I told you my Spanish sucked.

Body: Para escribir metros cuadrados con subíndice es muy fácil del texto en la celda seleccionar sólo el número 2, pulsar click derecho del “mouse” ir a formato de celdas y en efectos seleccionar subíndice.

DK: To write square meters in subscript is very easy. In the cell select only the number two, click the right mouse button to go to cell formats and select subscript.

Google: To write sqm with subscript text easily select only the cell number 2, press right click the “mouse” go to format cells and select subscript effects.

I’m always inserting punctuation into Carlos’ sentences instead of trying to figure out what it really says – my ‘is very easy’ should be ‘easily’. And I glossed over ‘en efectos’ because I didn’t know what it meant. Now I see that the frame in the dialog is captioned Effects.

The posts are a reasonable length so it doesn’t take an hour to translate. And there’s usually a picture which provides some valuable clues. Plus I have a little domain knowledge, which I’m sure doesn’t hurt.

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Uber and Carpooling partner in Germany for easier long-distance trips

Jan16
by Sindy Cator on January 16, 2015 at 12:04 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Product Updates

Almost exactly one month after the launch of its partnership in the US, Munich-based Carpooling has hooked up with Uber in Germany to provide people with easier access to longer distance rides. To be clear, the long-distance element of the journey is still serviced by Carpooling’s regular ride-sharing app that allows people to book empty seats in cars of drivers who want to share costs. Now, however, Carpooling users can seamlessly book an Uber to take them to the start of that journey, or book an ongoing car to take them to their specific destination at the end of the ride.…

This story continues at The Next Web

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Daily Dose for Fri, Jan 16: Raylan

Jan16
by Sindy Cator on January 16, 2015 at 8:00 am
Posted In: Around the Web


Raylan by Elmore Leonard
Reviewed by Edward from Billings, Montana.

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Viber and BuzzFeed partner to give readers a line to the editorial team

Jan16
by Sindy Cator on January 16, 2015 at 8:00 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Social Media

Calling and messaging app Viber has announced today that BuzzFeed will be making use of its Public Chats feature to give readers another way to interact with the editorial team behind the site’s top stories. Announced today, the deal follows the introduction of Viber Public Chats in November last year and promises to give the site’s fans an inside line to the site’s social media editors, moderators and editorial team. On the other side of the equation, it takes BuzzFeed’s brand and content to Viber’s massive 500 million-strong user base around the world. ➤ BuzzFeed Public Chats [Viber]

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Health Tip: Turning Off the TV

Jan16
by Sindy Cator on January 16, 2015 at 7:00 am
Posted In: Around the Web

Title: Health Tip: Turning Off the TV
Category: Health News
Created: 1/15/2015 12:00:00 AM
Last Editorial Review: 1/15/2015 12:00:00 AM

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