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China welcomes foreign ownership of e-commerce companies

Jun19
by Sindy Cator on June 19, 2015 at 12:39 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Asia, Insider

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The Ministry of Industry and Information Technology in China has said that the country is now allowing full foreign ownership of e-commerce businesses, Reuters reports.

The move is a way for the country to encourage foreign investment and promote healthy competition in the e-commerce space.

China is already home to e-commerce sites Alibaba and JD.com, and US companies like Amazon and WalMart operate there as well.

Allowing outside ownership will encourage investment in the world’s second largest economy, which will surely be beneficial for everyone involved.

➤ China to allow full foreign ownership of some e-commerce businesses [Reuters]

Read next: Irish villagers are angry about Apple’s new data center

 

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How to make money on Instagram

Jun19
by Sindy Cator on June 19, 2015 at 12:22 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, instagram, make money, Social Media

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With 300 monthly active users and over 70 million posts per day, it’s difficult to argue against the recent dominance of Instagram among other social networks. The soaring popularity of Instagram and other media sharing applications such as Snapchat and Vine is proof that visual content is in high demand and is here to stay.

Instagram has entered the big leagues of social networking platforms, but when it comes to leveraging this large community for sales, some marketing strategies can fall short of their goals. Sometimes we forget to realize that each social networking platform has it’s own quirks and each require unique strategies to best align with your business objectives.

Instagram can definitely feel a bit quirky, but to start generating sales, you’ll need to understand the ins and outs, just as you would any other platform. The following tips can help you learn the latest Instagram sales strategies to begin profiting from your visuals.

Use Links on Instagram Creatively

If you have been using Instagram in any capacity, you may have noticed that there are no directly clickable links in the descriptions of an image. Any URLs that you try to add to your image will appear as text. Instagram only allows a single outbound link to be placed within your profile, which can make it particularly difficult to determine if your content is driving traffic to your website and resulting in purchases.

Instagram Carousel

You could paste your product page links directing into your content descriptions or as the location tag on an image, but it’s quite a stretch to expect a consumer to exit Instagram, open a web browser and then type your URL to purchase your product every time they are interested. A stretch yes, but not impossible, you’ll need to get creative when publishing links inside your content to make this process as easy as possible.

Since a customer will need to type this link into their browser, you’ll want to simplify their user experience as much as possible. Instead of posting a complicated or lengthy URL, use a link shortener such as Bitly or TinyURL to create links that are easier for your potential buyers to remember and act upon. As an added bonus, many of these link shortening platforms also provide analytics, which can help you measure the effectiveness of your Instagram link strategy.

Alternatively, some brands, such as apparel company Lilly Pulitzer, choose to call out the clickable link from their profile description to minimize that steps that a potential buyer would need to take to make a purchase. For example, the Lilly Pulitzer marketing team took advantage of Instagram’s location feature to remind users to visit their homepage and follow the link to their e-commerce shop.

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Although these are not directly clickable links within Instagram, using these techniques can help guide interested consumers to find your products or services. You’re trying to create an experience that gives your audience an easy path to make a purchase. Use caution if including a call to action in your Instagram photos or videos, as you don’t want to ruin the integrity of your content.

Customize Your Instagram Sales Funnel With Landing Pages

Potential buyers cannot purchase your products or services from within Instagram, so you’ll need to send them elsewhere to buy.

Some companies choose to drive their Instagram traffic to their homepage, but I’d argue that this isn’t always the best option for generating sales. If you are looking to convert your visitors into customers, you should send them to a landing page that helps them make a purchase directly related to the image they just saw posted from your account. When sharing an image on your Instagram account, be sure to include a link creatively to the product or service highlighted in the photo as discussed above.

When designing an effective landing page for generating Instagram sales, keep in mind that almost all of your Instagram traffic will be coming from mobile and should be optimized accordingly. Make sure that your page is responsive to cater to a variety of mobile devices to maintain a quality user experience for your shoppers. It’s best to consistently test and improve your design to learn how your landing page can better convert traffic into revenue in the long term.

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In addition to helping generate Instagram sales, landing pages give your marketing team a platform to test the performance of different sales messages and call to actions. When making adjustments to your landing page, your focus should be on designing creating a conversion as quickly and easily as possible. This can be easier said than done, but with practice and by consistently making changes, you can start to discover the best user paths and optimize a better performing landing page, whether you’re selling anything from t-shirts to yoga classes.

Partner with 3rd Party Tools to Generate Sales

If creating your own landing page isn’t an option, considering integrating with a third party tool to better achieve your sales goals. Like2Buy or LiketoKnow are two tools that offer features that help close the gap between your Instagram feed and the checkout process, which ultimately helps you streamline your sales funnel.

For example, some brands, such as, Nordstrom use Like2Buy to manage this aspect of their Instagram profile. This platform gives Nordstrom the tools to track their sales traffic through a unique link pasted in their profile. Users that follow this link are taken to a landing page with all the brand’s Instagram images that are linked to the the related product pages found on Nordstrom’s website.

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Nordstrom’s e-commerce landing page is managed by Like2Buy and matches their brand style.

The platform also allows for further customization of the product gallery to match your brand guidelines, re-targeting tools to re-engage your audience and email services that send product updates to your audience after they’ve simply connected their Instagram profile to Like2Buy, all of which can help convert your Instagram visitors into shoppers.

In addition, LiketoKnow allows users to simply like a brand’s Instagram content and as a result will receive an email with links to shop the products featured in their favorite images.

When considering a third party vendor to help turn your Instagram into sales platform, prepare a list of goals and features that you’d like included. Doing this research ahead of time can help you make a decision that will best align with your company’s strategies and offerings.

The Future of Ads on Instagram

If you have been active on Instagram lately, you may have noticed that sponsored posts have begun trickling into your news feed. Instagram is currently working with a select few brands to test how their advertising system should work and this feature is not yet available to the general public.

If you are interested in furthering the impact of your Instagram marketing, it may not be a bad idea to start planning on how sponsored content can help your business achieve new goals, but try not to get too far ahead of yourself. You’ll want to ensure that your mobile advertising investment strategy aligns with your organization’s content marketing sales goals.

Be sure to take another look through your sales funnel and make sure that you have a well designed user experience and system in place. This can not only help you stay prepared for sponsored content in the future but help you generate more sales from Instagram today.

Why do you think that Instagram sales strategies fail to reach their goals? What techniques have you used to generate sales through Instagram? How do you see Instagram advertisements affect the community? Put your answers in the comments section.

Read Next: How to create consistently great content

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Record labels want internet companies to block trademarks following Grooveshark copycats

Jun19
by Sindy Cator on June 19, 2015 at 12:11 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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After record labels took music streaming service Grooveshark offline earlier this year, they’re seeking to force internet providers to block users from using trademarks in their domain names.

The Electronic Frontier Foundation reports that after the main Grooveshark site was taken down a number of copycats sprung up with the same name. A secret court order sent to CloudFlare in May demanded that it stop facilitating the site and take it down, along with any other derivatives of the brand.

CloudFlare provides services to help keep websites online under heavy load and ensure they’re faster and secure.

The record labels were able to send such an order because they received the trademark for “Grooveshark” as part of the takedown.

According to the EFF, the takedown order could be read widely to include anyone involved in keeping a site online, including internet infrastructure companies and even reaching down to the utility providers.

In late May, CloudFlare appealed the ruling saying that “active concert requires action, and CloudFlare has taken none.”

It also contested being put in a position where it would need to monitor and block user usage of a word, continuing on to say “even if CloudFlare—and every company in the world that provides similar services—took proactive steps to identify and block the Defendants, the website would remain up and running at its current domain name.”

Ultimately Cloudflare lost the appeal and the court is forcing the company to block all users having a domain with the word “grooveshark” in it, regardless of who the owner of the site is.

It sets a precedent that could mean internet companies are required to become gatekeepers for corporations and maintain lists of terms that users aren’t allowed to use, putting the onus on companies like CloudFlare rather than the trademark holders themselves, to track infringement.

CloudFlare isn’t taking the order as final, however, and is now working with the EFF to ask the court to change the order and only require it to take down accounts using “grooveshark” if the music labels notify it that the site is infringing.

➤ EFF, CloudFlare Ask Federal Court Not To Force Internet Companies To Enforce Music Labels’ Trademarks [EFF]

Read Next: Music streaming service Grooveshark shuts down after years of legal troubles

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Jun19
by Sindy Cator on June 19, 2015 at 12:05 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Offers, TNWDeals

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For this weekend only, you can get 10 percent off everything over at TNW Deals by entering code TNWWEEKEND. The coupon expires Sunday 21  June at 11:59pm PT.

To give you a taste of what you could be saving on, here are some of the week’s best deals.

94% off with the Complete 2015 Learn to Code Bundle

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Knowing how to code is both a life skill and a career opportunity, and this bundle of courses is designed to give you an all-round education.

It includes over 74 hours of content, teaching web design with HTML and CSS, web development with Javascript and PHP, programming with Ruby and Python, back-end development with Node.js and Heroku, and how to build prototypes at speed with several different apps. You can get the eight courses now for $59.

➤ The Complete 2015 Learn to Code Bundle


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Using your phone while driving is a dangerous hobby unless you have some place good to put it. The ExoMount Touch has a suction cup that you can mount with one hand, and a head that swivels through 360 degrees to the ideal angle.

The suction cup is also incredibly grippy — it works on flat, curved, smooth, and textured surfaces — while the mount itself is compatible with virtually all smartphones. You can order it now for $19.99 with free shipping.

➤ ExoMount Touch Universal Car Mount


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The demand for new apps still far outstrips the supply of clued-up developers. This bundle of ten courses teaches you the necessary skills to start building iOS, Android, and HTML5 apps, and you can pay whatever you want for it.

After taking the beginners course for each of the platforms, you can learn to build games with Unity 3D, convert a WordPress site into a native app, design for best user experience, and monetize your creations. In total it is 71 hours of content. Simply pay anything for the first two courses; beat the average to unlock the whole bundle.

➤ Pay What You Want: Mobile-First Developer’s Bundle


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The Sound Kick is only 1.6 inches thick, but it sports stereo 2.3-watt drivers which produce great sound quality. This is further enhanced by UQ3 spatial technology and natural bass response, and the speaker can keep going on battery for seven hours of playtime.

Music is fed in wirelessly via Bluetooth, and the USB port at the back of the Sound Kick lets you charge your phone. You can currently pick it up at $49.99 with free shipping.

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AutoHotKey Update

Jun19
by Sindy Cator on June 19, 2015 at 11:30 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Keyboard

Have you been wondering what’s up my keyboarding sleeve lately? Too bad, I’m telling you anyway.

Insert Date

You know how pressing Ctrl+; inserts the current date in Excel? Now I can do that in any program. It’s particularly useful when I’m updating an item at goodtodo.com where I date stamp notes.

#IfWinNotActive ahk_class XLMAIN

^;::
    FormatTime, CurrentDateTime,, M/d/yyyy
    SendInput %CurrentDateTime%
    Return

I’ve already re-purposed Ctrl+semicolon in Excel, so it’s in the section that only works outside of Excel.

Stop Helping Me

The other day I accidentally pressed F1. In Excel. For the last time. I could have just disabled F1, but I thought I’d try something different. This figures out what’s in the active cell and searches for it in Firefox.

#IfWinActive ahk_class XLMAIN
f1::
    oExcel := ComObjActive("Excel.Application")
    value := oExcel.ActiveCell.Formula
    Send #2
    Sleep 50
    Send ^k
    Send %value%
    Send {Enter}
    Return

Now when I press F1, I no longer get a separate window, stealing the focus, and not being very helpful. Instead I get a Google search that’s slightly more helpful.

I had to upgrade my AHK to use the ComObjActive function. The Send #2 is because Firefox is pinned to my Windows 7 taskbar in the second location (# is the Windows key in AHK). Send ^k (control+k) moves the focus to the Firefox search textbox. If you are using Chrome, for instance, you’d want Ctrl+d because the address bar and the search bar are the same.

That’s not as nice as if I parsed the function, but it gets the job done. I tried to use the clipboard so that I could edit a cell, select a function, and press F1 to get a Google search for this function. I couldn’t get the clipboard to work reliably, no doubt because I was in edit mode. Hmmm, maybe Ctrl+C, then esc to get out of edit mode? Dangerous.

Seriously, Stop Helping Me

Don’t forget VBA help.

#IfWinActive ahk_class wndclass_desked_gsk

    f1::
    Send ^c
    StringLen, length, clipboard
    IfLessOrEqual %length%, 1
        {
        Send ^{LEFT}^+{RIGHT}
        Send ^c
        }
    Send #2
    Sleep 50
    Send ^k
    Send excel vba %clipboard%
    Send {Enter}
    Return

This copies the selection. If what it copies is more than a single character, it searches for that. If it’s one character or less, it selects the current word under the cursor and searches for that. In both cases, it puts “excel vba” before the search term. If you want to change that to Send %clipboard% site:dailydoseofexcel.com, you won’t hear me complain.

Some VBE Sugar

::ThisPath::ThisWorkbook.Path & Application.PathSeparator

Type ThisPath and it expands to ThisWorkbook.Path & Application.PathSeparator

::ppg::Public Property Get

Type ppg and it expands to Public Property Get

And Some Problems

If I type acd in a Windows Explorer address bar (or File Open or File Save dialog) it expands to the AccountingRestricted folder on our main network share. That shortcut used to be acr until I figured out how common acr is in English words. The combination acd appears almost never, at least in my admittedly low brow circles. It does exist in Access’ DoCmd.OpenForm when you want to open the form as a dialog box.

The other major problem I have is writing comments in the VBE. Thankfully I don’t write a bunch of comments, but I do use the words With, If, and For a lot as I’m sure we all do. When I type them, they expand as if I were typing VBA statements. I tried to code something in AHK that would recognize a single apostrophe and ignore stuff that’s typed after it, but I never got it to work. It’s not simply that it didn’t work, it broke just about everything else in that AHK file. I was clearly over my head and deleted the whole attempt. I wish I had saved it so I could at least shown you what not to do.

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