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Why TensorFlow for Python is dying a slow death

Jan13
by Sindy Cator on January 13, 2023 at 2:47 pm
Posted In: Insider


Religious wars have been a cornerstone in tech. Whether it’s debating about the pros and cons of different operating systems, cloud providers, or deep learning frameworks — a few beers in, the facts slide aside and people start fighting for their technology like it’s the holy grail. Just think about the endless talk about IDEs. Some people prefer VisualStudio, others use IntelliJ, again others use plain old editors like Vim. There’s a never-ending debate, half-ironic of course, about what your favorite text editor might say about your personality. Similar wars seem to be flaring up around PyTorch and TensorFlow. Both…

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Finland’s wind power capacity shot up 75% in 2022, attracting billions in capital

Jan12
by Sindy Cator on January 12, 2023 at 2:47 pm
Posted In: Uncategorized


Finland clocked a 75% increase in wind power capacity last year, boosting the country’s renewable energy cred. According to the latest statistics from the Finnish Wind Power Association (FWPA), 2022 was a record time for green power. Specifically, 437 new wind turbines were put into operation, delivering a 2,430MW power capacity. What’s more, wind power covered 14.1% of the country’s electricity consumption, rising from 9.3% in 2021, a period in which 141 turbines were installed. As a result, Finland now has a total of 1,393 wind turbines with a combined power of 5,677MW — raised by nearly 43% in 2022…

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Jan11
by Sindy Cator on January 11, 2023 at 11:18 pm
Posted In: Keyboard, VBA

In response to https://nolongerset.com/all-about-indenting/

::ThisPath::ThisWorkbook.Path & Application.PathSeparator ::ppg::Public Property Get ::with::With {End}{Enter}End With{up}{end} :*:then`n::Then{Enter}{Enter}End If{up 1}`t ::forarray::For i = LBound(arr) to UBound(arr){Enter}{Enter}Next i{up}`t :*:for :: ;when you type for{space}, replace it with caps so you know you're in AHK mode SendInput FOR{Space} ;wait for the next word and store it in counter Input, counter,I V T10,{Space}{Escape} ;finish with ESC and you thwart AHK ;but finish with a space and more stuff happens if (ErrorLevel = "EndKey:Space") { ;if the next word is each, it's a for each loop if (counter = "each") { ;wait for the next word and store it in eachctr Input, eachctr, I V T10,{Space}{Escape} if (ErrorLevel = "EndKey:Space") { ;Once you know eachctr, fill in the Next line and go back up to the For line SendInput +{HOME}{DELETE}{Enter}Next %eachctr%{Up}For Each %eachctr%{Space} } } ;if the next word is one of these, you're opening a text file else if (counter = "Append" or counter = "Binary" or counter = "Input" or counter = "Output" or counter = "Random") { ;get the next word - it really should only be 'As' Input, askeyword, I V T10,{Space}{Escape} if (ErrorLevel = "EndKey:Space") { if (askeyword = "As") { ;the word after 'As' is the file number Input, filenum, I V T10,{Enter}{Escape} if (ErrorLevel = "EndKey:Enter") { ;complete the close statement, because I always forget that. SendInput {Enter}Close{Space} ;you got to send this part raw because there may be a # in there and that's special SendRaw %filenum% SendInput {Up} } } } } else { ;and finally if it's not all that special stuff, it's just a for next SendInput +{HOME}{DELETE}{Enter}Next %counter%{Up}For %counter%{Space} } } else { ;thwarted, so get rid of caps SendInput {bs 4}for{Space} } Return :*:do`n:: sendinput Do{Enter 2}Loop{Up}{Tab}{Down}{End}{Space} Return :*:do until :: sendinput DO UNTIL{Enter}Loop{Up}{End}{Space} Return :*:do while :: sendinput DO WHILE{Enter}Loop{Up}{End}{Space} Return :*:.eof:: sendinput .EOF{Enter}{Enter}{Tab}.MoveNext{Up}{Tab} Return :*:Input(:: sendinput Input$(lof(lfile),lfile) Return :*:Input$(:: sendinput Input$(lof(lfile),lfile) Return

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Failure of historic satellite launch ‘a minor dent’ to UK space ambitions

Jan11
by Sindy Cator on January 11, 2023 at 1:37 am
Posted In: Insider


The UK’s space sector is searching for positives after the first orbital launch from western Europe ended in failure. The mission appeared to have started smoothly. At around 10PM GMT on Monday, the Boeing 747 carrying Virgin Orbit’s LauncherOne rocket successfully took-off in southwest England. The jet then climbed around 35,000ft before releasing the rocket over the Atlantic Ocean. But then, disaster struck. “We appear to have an anomaly that has prevented us from reaching orbit. We are evaluating the information,” Virgin Orbit announced on Twitter. We appear to have an anomaly that has prevented us from reaching orbit. We are…

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UK pumps cold cash into green freight with new £7M tech fund

Jan10
by Sindy Cator on January 10, 2023 at 2:21 pm
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On Monday, the UK government launched a £7M tech fund aiming to decarbonize the freight industry and improve transport links. Over the course of three years, the Freight Innovation Fund (FIF) will go to up to 36 SMEs to develop innovative technologies that can make industrial transport more “efficient,” “resilient,” and “greener.” “Each year in the UK, we transport 1.6 billion tonnes of freight using many different modes of transport, and it has never been quicker or easier,” Nicola Yates OBE, CEO at Connected Places Catapult — the government’s innovation accelerator — said in the associated press release. “The freight…

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