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Microsoft wants to swap your iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, or Galaxy S2 for a Lumia 1020 or Lumia 1520

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by Sindy Cator on February 6, 2014 at 3:53 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets, Insider, Mobile

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Earlier this week, we wrote about a Microsoft Store deal offering to buy your smartphone or tablet for up to $250, and speculated that “device-specific deals” would come later. The first one is already here: you can now get a new Windows Phone (Lumia 1020 or Lumia 1520) in exchange for your iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, or Galaxy S2.

lumia 1020 1520 iphone s2 Microsoft wants to swap your iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, or Galaxy S2 for a Lumia 1020 or Lumia 1520

As you can see, Microsoft has included a cute image of the Android and Apple logos in the trash. The deal is only valid until March 2, 2014, or “while supplies last.” There are also some important caveats worth noting (we’ve highlighted the important parts in the following fine print):

To be eligible for trade-in, product must power on and be in fully functional, working condition without broken/missing components, cracked display/housing or liquid damage, cannot be password protected, and include original chargers/accessories. To receive maximum trade in value, you must purchase an eligible Nokia Lumia 1020 or Nokia Lumia 1520 with a qualifying new or renewal mobile contract or upgrade (2 years) at the same time.

Any appraised value will be determined at trade-in and provided as store credit, subject to Microsoft’s discretion and approval. All trade-ins are final. Not valid on prior orders or purchases; cannot be transferred or otherwise redeemed for cash or gift cards. Not combinable with other offers. Discount does not include taxes, shipping or other fees. Void where prohibited or restricted by law. Microsoft reserves the right to modify or discontinue offers at any time.

If you have old devices lying around, you can either get a fairly recent Lumia device in exchange, or some in-store credit. As has been pointed out a few times with these deals, however, you’ll need to find a store (US and Canada only) that is close to you, and make sure the deal is available.

This is a smart strategy for Microsoft, though it also highlights the company’s problem in retail: it doesn’t have many stores.

See also – Microsoft wants to buy your smartphone or tablet for up to $250 and Microsoft offers $100 towards an Xbox One if you trade in your PS3 or Xbox 360

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Sony’s Xperia Transfer Android app lets users import data (and even apps) from an iPhone

Feb06
by Sindy Cator on February 6, 2014 at 3:46 am
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Mobile, sony

xp Sonys Xperia Transfer Android app lets users import data (and even apps) from an iPhoneMotorola isn’t the only one giving iPhone exiles an easy way to transfer data to a new Android phone — Sony today announced its Xperia Transfer app which does the same, and a bit more too.

The Android app builds on Sony’s first Xperia Transfer service — then just for desktops and Macs — by making it super simple to import a range of data from iPhones and other Android devices, including: contacts, calendar, SMS, MMS, bookmarks, notes, photos, music and videos.

The app connects via WiFi or a cable, and even supports the transferring of apps from an iPhone. Any iOS apps with Android support will be installed on the Xperia device, while Xperia Transfer will suggest similar apps when there are iOS apps that are not available for Android.

➤ Xperia Transfer app | Via Sony Mobile Blog

Image via David Becker/Getty Images

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Amid rumors of an Amazon game console, the company acquires a video gaming studio

Feb06
by Sindy Cator on February 6, 2014 at 3:40 am
Posted In: Around the Web, games, Insider

151368933 Amid rumors of an Amazon game console, the company acquires a video gaming studio Rumors of Amazon developing an Android game console have recently been making the rounds after VG247 reported on it last week — and they’re only set to mount after it was revealed today that Amazon has acquired video gaming studio Double Helix Games (hat/tip TechCrunch).

Amazon confirmed the deal to us with a statement:

Amazon has acquired Double Helix as part of our ongoing commitment to build innovative games for customers.

Double Helix Games is behind the Xbox One exclusive launch title Killer Instinct, announced by Microsoft at E3 and released in November last year.

Amazon first threw its hat into the games ring back in August 2012 with the launch of Amazon Game Studios, when it also debuted its first title called ‘Living Classics’, a Facebook game that was eventually retired in October 2013. Subsequently, it went on to launch a handful of other titles, but the division has not been gaining that much traction — and it seems like bringing in Double Helix Games, even if it may not lead to a game console, signals a renewed push by Amazon to focus on games.

Image via David McNew/Getty Images

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Twitter experiments with mobile-only signups as it faces a user growth problem

Feb06
by Sindy Cator on February 6, 2014 at 3:19 am
Posted In: Around the Web

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Twitter managed to eke out an unexpected $0.02 non-GAAP profit in its first quarter as a public company, but its stock fell a dramatic 18 percent in evening trading after the firm reported slowing user growth. In order to combat the new user slump, Twitter appears to be testing a new sign-up process that directs users from the Web to the mobile app.

Sequentially, Twitter gained just 9 million monthly active users in the fourth quarter of 2013, but its active user base grew 30 percent year-over-year growth to 241 million. Judging by the graph Twitter provided, user growth sloped off during the period. Sequential growth from Q3 to Q4 in 2013 weighed in at less than 4 percent, compared to over 10 percent growth from Q3 to Q4 in 2012.

Twitter Reach: Q4’13 avg Monthly Active Users 241 million, up 30% y/y. #TWTRearnings pic.twitter.com/74Eva0gRqc

— TwitterIR (@TwitterIR) February 5, 2014

CEO Dick Costolo went on the defensive about the growth issue during the company’s earnings call, explaining that the company is working to improve Twitter’s on-boarding experience by focusing on “native mobile signups.” The firm also noted that its metrics will fluctuate as it continues to experiment with its product.

One of those experiments appears to be a limited test for users in New Zealand that funnels new sign-ups to directly to the iPhone and Android apps. Multiple users in the region that we’ve talked to have reported being completely unable to sign up for Twitter on the Web. The site instead redirects to a page that instructs users to “go get the app” to start using Twitter. The experiment appears to be region-targeted, as visiting the webpage using a VPN with a US IP address produced the normal Web sign-up page and TNW staff in other countries are unaffected.

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Neil S W Murray, the founder of digital publication The Nordic Web, has also reported that Twitter has been carrying out the same experiment in Denmark. He went on to note that signing up via the mobile app limits you to one account only, but a workaround is to use your mobile browser, rather than the app, if you need to create another account.

@MartinSFP Also in Denmark for the last 2 months or so as an FYI. And, if you already have the app and an account, you cant sign up again…

— Neil S W Murray (@neilswmurray) February 6, 2014

While the amended sign-up process could actually result in a lower conversion rate, Twitter has quite an incentive to direct users to its mobile apps. More than 75 percent of its total advertising revenue came from mobile last quarter. Mobile user growth outpaced overall growth by 7 percent during the same period.

By converting Twitter users directly into mobile users, the company can offer a stickier experience overall. Finding friends, for instance, is easier from a mobile phone with stored contacts, than it is on the Web. Mobile apps also provide an easier way to separate real users from spammers and robots.

Twitter declined to comment on the test, but a blog post from last September explains its current policy on experiments.

Given that it’s only a limited experiment at the moment, Twitter could, of course, decide not to implement mobile-only signups, but the sense is that the company views its mobile apps as the core user experience. For instance, the company recently brought design changes first to its iOS and Android apps before bringing the same look and feel to its website.

In its IPO filing last year, Twitter had this to say about the importance of mobile to its business:

Mobile has become the primary driver of our business. Our mobile products are critical to the value we create for our users, and they enable our users to create, distribute and discover content in the moment and on-the-go. The 140 character constraint of a Tweet emanates from our origins as an SMS-based messaging system, and we leverage this simplicity to develop products that seamlessly bridge our user experience across all devices.

Requiring new users to sign up through the mobile apps may add a few steps to the process, but it guarantees that Twitter can make the best possible first impression on them.

TNW Weekend Editor Owen Williams contributed to this report.

Headline image via DAMIEN MEYER/AFP/Getty Images

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Here are our 10 favorite companies from 500 Startups’ seventh accelerator class demo day

Feb06
by Sindy Cator on February 6, 2014 at 2:48 am
Posted In: 500 Startups, 500 startups 7th class demo day, 500 startups demo day, Around the Web, Insider

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500 Startups held its seasonal demo day for its seventh batch (affectionately referred to as “batch 007″) today at Microsoft’s Mountain View campus. 30 companies made their two minute pitch to a room filled with investors in a bid to raise funds for their startup.

The seventh batch was announced in October and includes firms from around the world. What makes this notable is that it’s the first class with a biotech company.

Here are a few of our favorite startups from 500 Startups’ Demo Day (in no particular order):

PlateJoy

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PlateJoy is a service that aims to make meal planning more enjoyable. Currently it’s said that we’re shopping for our next dining option by ingredients rather than our eating preferences. The company uses its product to help busy people find good eating decisions without resorting to take-out and fast food.

How it works is that users can input their preferences into the service and place their order in less than 60 seconds. The company says that its customers are enjoying the experience too — it has a 50 percent retention rate with the average customer spending over $800 per month. Platejoy has partnered with Whole Foods and Peapod and is looking to disrupt the $600 billion grocery market.

This isn’t a service akin to FedEx or a fast-food service. Instead, it’s designed to work as a middleman to facilitate distribution of quality and healthy food from existing grocery stores to families who spend all day at work and just want to sit down at home and have a meal with their family.

➤ PlateJoy

Bounty Hunter

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A crowdsourcing platform for ideas and product designs, Bounty Hunter has the standard mechanics of 99designs, but is more than just spec work. With more than 170,000 creative professionals already signed up, the service lets anyone ask for design help for their products. Companies can create design competitions within Bounty Hunter and so far, Google and Blizzard are among the major brands that are participating. Users can create competitions easily and within minutes.

The ability for brands to have the crowd help design products that they would buy is really interesting — almost like the Threadless model but with a variety of other accessories and products.

➤ Bounty Hunter

Partender

Sadly this isn’t a “beer on demand” service. It’s actually a useful means to help bartenders and establishment managers better understand their inventory. Partender believes that the old way of cataloging supply is antiquated and frustrating — currently, at the end of the day, employees review each bottle and jot down what it is and how much they think is left over. Then they take that data and enter it into an Excel spreadsheet before filling out purchase orders for new supplies. This can take up to 6 hours to do.

The company says that this method is costing the bar industry at least $28 billion in the US alone.

Partender offers a mobile application where bartenders can search for the bottle of alcohol, use a slider to indicate how much is left, and the app will calculate the volume and the monetary value. Then, all a bartender has to do is take that information, fill out a purchase order and that’s it — the company estimates that the entire process will take 15 minutes.

Currently, 550 bars in the US are using Partender, including those at TGI Fridays, Olive Garden, Lucky Strike, and even hotels like the Hilton and Marriott.

➤ Partender

AdEspresso

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AdEspresso is a company looking to help small businesses optimize their Facebook advertising campaigns. It said that in the past eight months, it has reached 7,000 customers and had $1.1 million in advertising sales — a 62 percent monthly growth rate.

For small businesses, finding solutions that will help them reach more customers on social networks like Facebook, Twitter, and others can be difficult. Some of the technology isn’t good enough while others are too sophisticated or expensive. AdEspresso bills itself as being “super simple, fully automated, and self-service.”

Users can insert into AdEspresso five titles, images, and ad copy copy — and within seconds, out comes several ads to review and implement. AdEspresso also includes analytics so small businesses can make any necessary corrections. In the future, the company will be supporting other services like Twitter, LinkedIn, Pinterest, and Google+.

➤ AdEspresso

LaunchTrack

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An Eventbrite competitor, LaunchTrack believes that event planners should take full advantage of customer data to build better relationships with them. It is looking at $2 million in revenue this year and has over 600 customers, including Nike, FOX Sports, ESPN, and Booz Allen Hamilton. LaunchTrack sells tickets and gives organizers insights, along with the necessary personal data to carry on the relationship throughout the event, whether it be through social networks, SMS or email marketing, or whatever method is convenient for the attendee.

➤ LaunchTrack

uBiome

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The first biotech company to make it into 500 Startups’ accelerator, uBiome is akin to 23andMe, except that instead of examining your DNA from saliva, it’s analyzing microbiome bacteria in fecal matter. Yes, that’s right … poop. Users can order the microbiome kits online for $89 and when it arrives, take a sample and send it back. Results will be delivered confidentially.

uBiome is hoping that the data it provides to customers will help them better understand their own microbiome — basically what’s in their body. Results could show whether you’re gluten sensitive or or could even help to diagnose Crohn’s disease or other ailments.

The company wrapped up 2013 with $500,000 in revenue and says that it’s growing 45 percent month over month since August. It also has a pipeline of over $5 million in business-to-business deals lined up. To date, more than 7,000 samples have been shipped back to uBiome.

➤ uBiome

BTCJam

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BTCJam is billed as being a peer-to-peer lending network, but instead of cash being exchanged, it’s using Bitcoin. In the first two months, it has helped fund more than 230 loans. It is specializing in helping those outside of the US receive the necessary funding — it turns out that the average interest rate is 175 percent in developing worlds, and BTCJam thinks it can help lower the rates to between 7 to 12 percent.

The company explains it this way: in countries like Brazil, people are frustrated trying to secure a loan from a financial institution because of the excessive paperwork and high interest rates. With BTCJam, they can fill out a form on the website, have a credit check done, and be provided a loan, should they qualify.

➤ BTCJam

Shortcut

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Shortcut is a mobile application that allows users to control devices just by using their voice. It has some similarities with Siri and Google Now, but Shortcut has integrated itself with multiple hardware devices like Sonos, Dropcam, Lockitron, Jawbone, and Nest. In addition, you can use it to control your check-ins on Foursquare, post status updates on Facebook and Twitter, and send Bitcoins through Coinbase.

➤ Shortcut

OLSET

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OLSET is using big data to help personalize the travel booking process. The company believes that with enough data, hotels can provide the necessary information to make the guest feel comfortable and address their needs. However, it’s not just for hotels — the data can be used to help consumers find hotels that match their need.

Say you’re going on a trip and are looking for lodging. Right now you might glance at a Hilton, Marriott, Best Western, or Sheraton, but each trip has different circumstances, whether it be cost or convenience. OLSET can use data it has curated about you to show you relevant accommodations based on your past preferences.

The company has integrated its service with virtual assistance app Any.do, which resulted in a 51 percent week over week growth rate. OLSET makes $15 for each night that is booked as a result. It’s also planning on supporting other applications like Mynd.

➤ OLSET

Builk

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Builk is another big data service but is targeting the construction industry in Southeast Asia. It is offering companies a business management software solution similar to Salesforce. The idea is that while companies can use it to manage their projects, the data derived from these initiatives can help the company’s customers better understand the industry and even provide reports in real-time for Builk users. To date, it has grown 40 percent in the past several months.

➤ Builk

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