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Subtracting Cells in the Status Bar

Feb10
by Sindy Cator on February 10, 2014 at 12:30 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Counting and Summing Functions, VBA

Sometimes I just want to quickly see the difference between two cells or groups of cells. Excel puts some great aggregates in the status bar.

and you can even customize them. Right click on the those aggregates.

But I wanted the difference. So I wrote some code to find it. I already had a class module with an Application object declared WithEvents, so I added this SheetSelectionChange event procedure.

Private Sub mxlApp_SheetSelectionChange(ByVal Sh As Object, ByVal Target As Range)
   
    If TypeName(Selection) = "Range" Then
        ShowDifferenceStatus Selection
    End If

End Sub

That event procedure calls this procedure in a standard module.

Public Sub ShowDifferenceStatus(rSel As Range)
       
    Dim wf As WorksheetFunction
    Dim vStatus As Variant
   
    On Error Resume Next

    Set wf = Application.WorksheetFunction
   
    If rSel.Areas.Count = 1 Then
        If rSel.Columns.Count = 2 Then
            vStatus = "Difference: " & Format(wf.Sum(rSel.Columns(1)) – wf.Sum(rSel.Columns(2)), "#,##0.00")
        ElseIf rSel.Rows.Count = 2 Then
            vStatus = "Difference: " & Format(wf.Sum(rSel.Rows(1)) – wf.Sum(rSel.Rows(2)), "#,##0.00")
        Else
            vStatus = False
        End If
    ElseIf rSel.Areas.Count = 2 Then
        If (rSel.Areas(1).Columns.Count = 1 And rSel.Areas(2).Columns.Count = 1) Or _
            (rSel.Areas(1).Rows.Count = 1 And rSel.Areas(2).Rows.Count = 1) Then
           
            vStatus = "Difference: " & Format(wf.Sum(rSel.Areas(1)) – wf.Sum(rSel.Areas(2)), "#,##0.00")
        End If
    Else
        vStatus = False
    End If
   
    Application.StatusBar = vStatus
   
End Sub

If the selection is contiguous (Areas.Count = 1), it determines if there are two columns or two rows. Then it uses the SUM worksheet function to sum up the first and subtract the sum of the second. Anything other that two columns tow rows resets the StatusBar by setting it to False. Subtracting one cell from the other is easy enough, but I wanted the ability to subtract one column from the other (or one row). Using SUM also avoids me having to check for text or other nonsense that SUM does automatically. Here’s one where I only have one Area selected and it contains two columns. It sums the numbers in column B and subtracts the sum of column C.

When the selection is not contiguous (Areas.Count = 2), then it determines if both areas have only one column or only one row. If either has more than one, it resets the status bar. But if they both have one (of either), it subtracts them. Here I’ve selected B2:B3, then held down the Control key while I selected C3:C4. That’s two areas, but each only has one column, so it assumes I want to subtract columns.

The next feature I want to add is to recognize filtered data. Often I’m working with a filtered Table and although two cells appear to be adjacent, selecting them without holding down Control really selects all those filtered cells in between. I guess I’ll need to loop through and determine what’s visible, build a range from only those cells, and sum that. For now, I’m just holding down control and using the mouse to select them. If you’re not familiar, the “mouse” is that blob of plastic several inches away from home row (aka the productivity killer). Excuse me while I get off my soap box and finish this post.

I tried to glean the NumberFormat of the cells selected and use that in the display. You can see from the code above that I punted and just used a comma and two decimals. But that stinks for really small numbers. Originally, I had something like

vStatus = "Difference: " & Format(wf.Sum(rSel.Columns(1)) – wf.Sum(rSel.Columns(2)), rSel.Cells(1).NumberFormat)

But look at the craziness when the cell as the Accounting format (_(* #,##0.00_);_(* (#,##0.00);_(* "-"??_);_(@_))

It works well for times though.

Apparently the syntax for cell formatting is slightly different than for the VBA.Format function. I haven’t worked out what the differences are, but maybe someday I will.

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Bitcoin value tanks again as Mt. Gox details the ‘bug’ that is forcing it to suspend withdrawals

Feb10
by Sindy Cator on February 10, 2014 at 11:23 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

bitcoin 520x245 Bitcoin value tanks again as Mt. Gox details the bug that is forcing it to suspend withdrawals

The Bitcoin payment processor Mt.Gox today said that it would not re-instate Bitcoin withdrawals until it was happy that the underlying system for tracking transactions was completely secure.

The company made the announcement in a press release explaining exactly why it had been forced to put a hold on transactions for now.

Ultimately, it seems as if ‘transaction malleability’ is the problem – the ability for someone to make it look like a Bitcoin transaction didn’t take place, when in fact it did. As the transaction then appears unsent, there’s the possibility that it will be carried out again and the Bitcoins re-sent for a second time.

While Mt.Gox says a software bug is to blame for the issue, it claims it’s a wider problem that affects any system that involves sending Bitcoins to a third-party. As a result, it has ultimately decided to maintain its hold on withdrawals until it has been fixed:

The problem we have identified is not limited to Mt.Gox, and affects all transactions where Bitcoins are being sent to a third party. We believe that the changes required for addressing this issue will be positive over the long term for the whole community. As a result we took the necessary action of suspending Bitcoin withdrawals until this technical issue has been resolved.

As the largest Bitcoin exchange, there’s a lot of attention on Mt.Gox and the virtual currency. With software bugs still evident, outright bans and highly volatile valuations, there’s clearly still a long way to go before Bitcoin can prove itself as a viable, stable and secure digital currency.

As a result of this latest situation, the value of Bitcoin has been plunging rapidy. From valuations once in excess of $1,000 per Bitcoin, the virtual currency is now trading at around $570 on most exchanges and lost more than $43 in 30 minutes alone today, according to Bitcoin Market on Twitter.

Featured Image Credit – Zach Copley/Flickr

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You can now create your own comic-style animated GIFs on Chinese photo app MomentCam

Feb10
by Sindy Cator on February 10, 2014 at 10:57 am
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Asia, momentcam, Product Updates

shutterstock 172272179 520x245 You can now create your own comic style animated GIFs on Chinese photo app MomentCam

Last year, we wrote about MomentCam, a Chinese photo app that strangely went viral and was subsequently launched in English.

The photo-taking and editing app, which comes with a range of customization options to transform your photo into a comic character, is produced by China’s Hightalk Software. Essentially, it uses advanced facial recognition to paste your face onto comic caricatures, and you get to make edits after that happens.

Now, the app has been updated to let you create comic GIFs of yourself (hat/tip Tech in Asia). The new feature is found under the ‘Emoticons’ tab of the app homepage.

image 3 You can now create your own comic style animated GIFs on Chinese photo app MomentCam

Accessing the ‘Emoticons’ tab prompts you to take a selfie. Once done, your face is planted on some random cartoon character — which moves! There are a total of 144 different GIFs which you can select. You can also choose a hairstyle for yourself, and adjust your face shape. Finally, you can save and share the GIF — to social networks including Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and popular Chinese messaging service WeChat.

MomentCam GIF 730x431 You can now create your own comic style animated GIFs on Chinese photo app MomentCam

It seems like MomentCam is keen on not being brushed off as a one-time wonder — and this latest update is a creative attempt to make the caricatures even more adorable for users to share with their friends. However, it could be that the app may have had its 15 minutes of fame already, and it could take much more to reel in or retain new users.

➤ MomentCam | iOS | Google Play

Headline image via Shutterstock

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Offline over the weekend? Read all the tech news you missed right here

Feb10
by Sindy Cator on February 10, 2014 at 10:04 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Roundups

coffee 5 520x245 Offline over the weekend? Read all the tech news you missed right here

As the blissful embrace of the weekend gradually fades away to be replaced by the unflinching working week ahead, there’s still time to relax and take a few minutes to catch up with all the best news and features from over the weekend.

So, rub those bleary eyes, make a coffee and start catching up on everything you missed in the world of tech over the last two days.

News from over the weekend at The Next Web:

  • As Promised, Flappy Bird is No Longer Available
  • Yahoo Reportedly Tapping Yelp for Local Business Data
  • Mozilla Adds Accounts, An Improved Sync, Customizable UI To Firefox
  • Static Site Generator Cactus Arrives on the Mac

Good reads:

  • 20 Ways to Be Awesome on the Internet
  • 7 Startups to Watch from Seedcamp London February 2014
  • Are You Participating in the Greatest Creative Renaissance?
  • 6 Random Social Media Tips to Help You Improve Your Marketing
  • Smoke-Testing your Apps 101: A Guide for the Non-Techie
  • 6 Tips for a Successful System Integration Project
  • Responsive Website v. Native Mobile App
  • Chinese Mobile Gaming in the Year of the Horse

From beyond The Next Web:

  • Change your passwords: Comcast hushes, minimizes serious hack [ZDNet]
  • Neither Microsoft, Nokia, nor anyone else should fork Android. It’s unforkable. [ARSTechnica]
  • Officials say Snowden used web crawling software to download classified NSA documents [The New York Times]

Featured Image Credit – Getty Images

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EE launches tailored ticketing service for UK concerts, comedy and more

Feb10
by Sindy Cator on February 10, 2014 at 9:23 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Mobile, UK

EE Tickets 730x521 EE launches tailored ticketing service for UK concerts, comedy and more

UK mobile operator EE has launched EE Tickets, a new portal where customers can sign up to receive recommendations on which gigs and other events to attend.

The site, which was announced today, will suggest events and gigs across music, theatre, comedy, sport and family-friendly attractions and is being offered thanks to a partnership with Last Second Tickets. By inputting a little information, it’ll make its suggestions based on where you like to go out and what kind of events you attend generally. You can also set how often you get updates.

EE said that many of the tickets being offered through EE Tickets are being done so at a discount, and that it can be used by customers of EE, T-Mobile or Orange.

➤ EE Tickets

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