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Rakuten opens an R&D center in Paris, its third worldwide, to find ‘next big thing in e-commerce’

Feb19
by Sindy Cator on February 19, 2014 at 3:10 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Asia, rakuten

rakuten 520x245 Rakuten opens an R&D center in Paris, its third worldwide, to find next big thing in e commerce

It’s all go at Rakuten right now. Fresh from announcing the $900 million acquisition of Viber last week, the Japanese e-commerce giant has opened an R&D office in Paris, which becomes its first Rakuten Institute of Technology (RIT) in Europe.

Rakuten has existing RIT centers in Tokyo and New York, which company CEO Hiroshi Mikitani says aim to bring “the next big thing in e-commerce to market.” RIT innovation is designed for Rakuten’s businesses and the e-commerce market in general, and past products have included analytics tracker services, recommendation engines and ROMA, an open source replacement for e-commerce databases.

The Parisian branch of RIT is located in the same building as PriceMinister, the French e-commerce firm Rakuten bought for $250 million in 2010. It is initially staffed by five employees, though Rakuten aims to add 20 new hires by the end of this year.

“The Paris team will be focusing on the links between bricks-and-mortar stores and online services in particular, as well as exploring new forms of digital interaction. Setting up our department alongside the Rakuten PriceMinister team should also present some opportunities for collaboration and we are looking forward to learning from them, ” said Laurent Ach, who is heading up the RIT in Paris as its Director.

Image via Chris McGrath/Getty Images for Rakuten

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Android KitKat is now rolling out to Samsung Galaxy devices in the US

Feb19
by Sindy Cator on February 19, 2014 at 2:23 am
Posted In: android kitkat, Around the Web, Gadgets, Google, Product Updates

Android KitKat Android KitKat is now rolling out to Samsung Galaxy devices in the USSamsung is rolling out Android KitKat to a handful of its Galaxy devices in the US — including the variants of its flagship Galaxy S4, the Galaxy Note 3 and Note 2, as well as the Galaxy Tab 3. The update is starting today and will continue in the next few months.

A few new features will be introduced with Android KitKat. One of them is an integrated location menu that lets users activate GPS, Wi-Fi and mobile networks while checking the battery usage of apps running location service capabilities. Users can also choose between Messages or Hangouts as a preferred default messaging app, automatically back up photos and videos, as well as open, view, rename and share Google Docs and files.

Google formally unveiled the latest version of its Android operating system in October 2013, touting it as as a “smarter, more immersive” experience with a revamped messaging interface, a built-in pedometer, improved multitasking and “full-bleed UIs” for apps. Android 4.4 first arrived with the Nexus 5, and the update has been rolling out gradually.

➤ Samsung Confirms KitKat for U.S. Smartphones and Tablets [Press Release]

Image via Sundar Pichai / Google+

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Flickr now lets you insert photos into comments on the Web version of its photo-based social network

Feb19
by Sindy Cator on February 19, 2014 at 2:00 am
Posted In: Around the Web, flickr, flickr photo commenting, Insider

111656500 520x245 Flickr now lets you insert photos into comments on the Web version of its photo based social network

Flickr has launched an improved commenting system to the photo-based social network. Starting today, users can insert photos into comments. The news first came by way of tweet from Markus Spiering, Flickr’s head of product.

BgzMFcICIAAR9KD 730x403 Flickr now lets you insert photos into comments on the Web version of its photo based social network

Inserting a photo into a comment works exactly like how you’d expect on a social network like Facebook and Google+. When you find that one image to engage with, copy and paste the URL of the file you wish to insert into the comments into the discussion box. Then post your comment and it will appear. All comments can be edited and deleted at any time.

The addition of Flickr photo comments comes just a week after the social network marked its 10 year anniversary. However, it’s already behind the curve, as Facebook and Google+ both have photo commenting enabled.

This feature appears to only be available for the Web version, but it’s probably safe to expect it on Flickr’s mobile apps soon. When an image is added to a comment on the Web browser, it will show up as a URL string on Flickr’s mobile app.

Today we added photos in comments to our new photo experience! Happy commenting and storytelling. pic.twitter.com/Ln4iMBSdse

— Markus Spiering (@spieri) February 19, 2014

Photo credit: LOIC VENANCE/AFP/Getty Images

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Creating an Appointment in Outlook 2010

Feb19
by Sindy Cator on February 19, 2014 at 12:50 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Outlook, RegEx

I got a new job about a year ago and I went from using Google’s calendar to Outlook. I’ve added some code to Outlook to handle emails a little more like GMail does, but one thing I’ve missed is the ability to add something to the calendar easily. According to Google, you can enter multiple properties of the appointment in one string like “7pm Dinner at Pancho’s” and it’s awesome.

It’s not perfect, though, so I didn’t want to just replicate the function, I wanted to improve it. For one, Google doesn’t deal with fractions of hours very well. Now I can type a narrative in a textbox and create an appointment.

And that opens a pre-filled appointment like this

I started trying to parse the text with a lot of Split() functions, but it quickly became cumbersome. Not impossible, just not very elegant. To be more fancy, I ignored this advice:

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I’ll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems.

To be perfectly honest, nobody ever confused me with someone who could write regular expressions beyond the incredibly simple ones. But I gave it a go and eventually got some help from stackoverflow and from Rick Measham.

The rules go like this:

  • Start with a time. Can be 5, 5:00, 5pm, 5:00pm, 5 pm, 5 pm CST, 5pmPST and a bunch of other stuff
  • Then the subject or title of the appointment. Stop capturing when you get to " for " or " at " because those are keywords indicating other information.
  • If you get to " at ", everything after that is the location. Stop capturing when you get to " for ".
  • If you get to " for ", everything after that is the duration in hours.

The regex looks like this:

^((?:1[0-2]|0?[1-9])(?::[0-5]\d)?)\s*([ap]m)?\s*([ECMP][DS]T)?\s*(.*?(?=\s+for\s+|\s+at\s+|$))(?:\s+at\s+(.*?(?=\s+for\s+|$)))?(?:\s+for\s+(\d*(?:\.\d+)?)\s*hour)?

Simple, huh? I’ll wrap up this post with a discussion of the entry point procedure. Tomorrow, I’ll discuss the code behind the form.

Public Sub MakeGoogleAppointment()
   
    Dim dtStart As Date
    Dim dtDay As Date
    Dim ufGoogle As UGoogle
    Dim ai As AppointmentItem
   
    ‘if the user is on a calendar, get the date and/or time
    On Error Resume Next
        dtDay = Int(Application.ActiveExplorer.CurrentView.SelectedStartTime)
        dtStart = Application.ActiveExplorer.CurrentView.SelectedStartTime – dtDay
    On Error GoTo 0
   
    ‘if their not on a calendar, assume today
    If dtDay = 0 Then
        dtDay = Date
    End If
   
    ‘Get the rest of the string via a form
    Set ufGoogle = New UGoogle
    ufGoogle.Day = dtDay
    ufGoogle.When = dtStart
    ufGoogle.Initialize
    ufGoogle.Show
   
    ‘create the new appointment
    If Not ufGoogle.UserCancel Then
        Set ai = Application.CreateItem(olAppointmentItem)
        ai.Start = ufGoogle.When
        ai.Duration = ufGoogle.Duration * 60
        ai.Subject = ufGoogle.What
        ai.Location = ufGoogle.Location
        ai.Display
    End If
   
End Sub

The first section attempts to get whatever is selected if the user is looking at a calendar. The SelectedStartTime property returns a Date. It’s only the date portion if the user is on Month view (pretty much the only view I use). It includes both the date and time if the user is on a view that has times. The Int() function gets only the date by lopping off the time if it exists.

If the date is zero, then the user isn’t on a calendar view and I set the date to today.

Next, I instantiate a new userform, pass in some data via Property Let procedures, and run some setup code in an Initialize method.

Finally, if the user doesn’t click Cancel, a new AppointmentItem is created. The duration in my narrative is in hours, but Outlook’s Duration is in minutes, so I multiply by 60 to convert it. The new AppointmentItem is displayed for the user to add more information of change things.

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IDrive considered mining bitcoins on off-hours, but 3,000 servers would only make $1,300 in a year

Feb19
by Sindy Cator on February 19, 2014 at 12:40 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

servers 520x245 IDrive considered mining bitcoins on off hours, but 3,000 servers would only make $1,300 in a year

Cloud backup service IDrive looked into mining bitcoins during off-peak hours as an alternative revenue stream, but it dropped the plan after estimating that it would produce only a handful of bitcoins per year.

IDrive’s 3,000 servers are active at night when users are backing up their files, but they have a large chunk of inactivity between 3am and 4pm daily. The company’s engineers ran a simulation to see how much revenue it could generate by mining.

To arrive at an estimate, IDrive calculated results for 600 of its quad-core 2.8GHz servers, assuming that mining difficulty would increase linearly over the next year. IDrive pays a flat rate for its electricity use, so mining during off-hours wouldn’t add to its energy bill. According to the team’s research, the additional processing required for mining would still fall under its energy cap.

It’s worth noting that the simulation didn’t take into account increased wear on and the potential shortened lifespan of the servers.

IDrive estimated that after a year of mining 12-hours a day on 600 servers, it would produce 0.4315 bitcoins, or $271 based on today’s exchange rate. Across all of its servers, that would amount to about $1,300 for the year.

Here’s a chart from Coinplorer showing a 24-hour version of the simulation:

Screen Shot 2014 02 18 at 4.08.22 PM 730x314 IDrive considered mining bitcoins on off hours, but 3,000 servers would only make $1,300 in a year

Ultimately, IDrive decided that trying to mine bitcoins proved an “unnecessary security risk” for just a small amount of revenue. It would have to install bitcoin software on each of its servers and re-open areas of its network that have been closed off.

I was surprised to learn that a cloud services company’s entire server capacity would only mine a few bitcoins over the course of a year, but much of that comes from using off-the-shelf hardware that’s not optimized for mining. IDrive might have better luck rerunning the projection for a younger virtual currency like dogecoin.

If you’re interested in learning more about the simulation, IDrive plans to post its findings on its company blog on Wednesday.

See also: Bitcoin: It’s the platform, not the currency, stupid!

Image credit: Jonathan Nackstrand / AFP / Getty Images

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