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Happy ending: @N has been restored to its rightful owner

Feb26
by Sindy Cator on February 26, 2014 at 12:17 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

Many of you have been following with interest Naoki Hiroshima’s tale of how he was extorted into giving up his valuable @N username on Twitter. The good news is that Hiroshima is back in control of the account:

Order has been restored.

— Naoki Hiroshima (@N) February 25, 2014

It remains to be seen what exactly took place behind the scenes at PayPal and GoDaddy, and why it took so long for Twitter to decide to return the account to its original owner, at least we’ve arrived at a happy resolution for this particular saga.

Image credit: Villedieu Christophe / Shutterstock

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Designer Yves Béhar: Think about the user experience and make it easier than a light switch

Feb26
by Sindy Cator on February 26, 2014 at 12:09 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, launch, launch festival, launch festival 2014, user experience designer, yves behar, yves behar design

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Renowned designer Yves Béhar made an appearance at the 2014 LAUNCH Festival today to chat with Jason Calacanis about the state of design and offered words of wisdom to those creating hardware, along with a critique of some of the industry’s latest innovations.

If you’re not familiar with Béhar, he’s helped design products for Herman Miller, PUMA, Mini, Samsung, General Electric, and also One Laptop Per Child. Although a designer since he was 16, Béhar didn’t really get into the consumer space until he moved to California from Switzerland, but realized soon after that many products weren’t really being thought out from a user’s standpoint and needed to be done better.

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However, the perception about design has changed during Béhar’s career, specifically in the US. When thinking about design, people often considered Paris, Milan, and other locations as the hub of creativity. Today, the attitude has shifted, with Silicon Valley now being viewed as a center of design. What’s more, the understanding of the profession has also shifted as design is no longer thought of as something you bring in at the end of the development  process — now it’s become a critical part throughout the lifecycle.

So what words of wisdom did Béhar offer his fellow designers? It should be about how you treat your customers — this is a fundamental principle to help motivate users to adopt the functionality of the app, hardware, or service in their daily lives.

If you treat them from an ergonomic, user, and emotional standpoint throughout the different experiences of your idea and company, you’re probably practicing good design.

Calacanis asked Béhar about his experience at JAMBOX and how the design of the portable speaker box was conceived. Béhar explained that in the creation stage, he believed that music was something that people experience in a selfish manner. It was about encouraging consumers to bring music to places where it’s not normally listened to. That being said, Béhar chose materials that would make the JAMBOX easy to transport either in a pocket or in the palm of someone’s hand.

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In an age where the world has become fixated on wearable devices, whether it’s Google Glass, Pebble smartwatch, Jawbone UP, or anything else, Béhar thinks that design is challenging, but rewarding. The technology should be discrete on the body and less about cramming all the data on a smartphone onto the device. When asked about the Samsung Galaxy Gear smartwatch, Béhar says, “I don’t think we need a full interface on our wrist.” People will have their own needs for wearable devices, but he doesn’t believe that replicating the smartphone on a wrist-bound device is what’s needed.

With the Jawbone UP, the activity tracker that competes with the Nike+ Fuel band and the Fitbit, Béhar says that it was designed in order to be wearable on your wrist all day, but also that it was secure and adjusts to any wrist without impeding the hand’s movement. The appearance of the device was dictated by the user experience and design, not by the technology.

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And of course, what about Google Glass? Béhar thinks it’s an interesting technology product, but he doesn’t believe it’ll be something that we use on a daily basis: “It’s interesting for specialized applications, but needs to be designed in a way that will be unobtrusive for the masses.” He relates it to the Segway, saying that it didn’t help with the natural interactions humans are accustomed to.

Today, as entrepreneurs and companies are eager to ship their products to solicit feedback and iterate as much as possible, what advice would Béhar give founders? Ship when it’s absolutely ready for primetime:

Keep perfecting it because you only have one chance. There’s no beta on hardware. You only have a single chance to wow people in order to convince them to keep it and you should put everything in your corner to get to that point.

Boiled down, Béhar says that designers should keep things simple. He equates it to a light switch, where you only have to flip it to turn on power. If your experience is more complicated than pushing a button, then it’s not going get wide adoption.

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From email scams to e-commerce wins: How online shopping is helping Nigeria fix its Internet reputation

Feb25
by Sindy Cator on February 25, 2014 at 10:33 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Entrepreneur, Insider

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Monty Munford is the founder of Mob76, a company that helps companies become investible and prepares them for exit.


The Third Mainland Bridge is one of three bridges that connect Lagos’ Victoria Island with the ‘mainland’ and is the longest bridge in Africa.

Opened in 1990 and more than seven miles long, it passes over the waterborne slums of Lagos, a very far cry from the embassies and high-class hotels that are based on Victoria Island.

For many Westerners, Victoria Island resembles the polar opposite of the imaginary Manhattan Island, the high-security prison depicted in John Carpenter’s film Escape From New York. On the island, life is as it is in the West, but the danger lies outside the island and across the Third Mainland Bridge.

Lagos is dangerous and it is probably the most competitive bazaar on the planet. With a population estimated at between 21 and 23 million people, every month another 50,000 people converge from across Africa to live in the city.

Not only is crime prevalent, but the traffic in the city is astounding. For those who awake at dawn, driving is possible, but at some time after 6.30am, the roads snarl up and estimated journey times turn from minutes to hours; the Third Mainland Bridge is gridlocked for 20 hours of the day.

But somehow Lagos works, its chaos and insanity melds into a working city that was predicted by the architect Rem Koolhaas (with the Harvard Project on the City) in the 2001 book Mutations when he said that Lagos was a city of the future and one that Western cities would eventually base themselves on.

Slowly overcoming its reputation

Nigeria itself is home to 170 million people, a figure that is expected to rise to 400 million by 2050, and the biggest market in Africa. It has made and wasted billions of dollars in oil revenues and outside Lagos the country is corrupt and doesn’t even run a Postal service for its people.

Moreover, investment in the country has been slow to accelerate. Perceptions that it is too dangerous to do business and that corruption is rife are largely correct. According to Transparency International in 2013, Nigeria was the world’s 144th most corrupt country out of the 177 countries monitored.

Then, there’s the infamous email scams of which Nigeria is most widely known. Seen by many in the country as the only way out of poverty and a valid business alternative, emails promising riches to vulnerable people in the West have branded the country as one to stay away from.

But aside from perceptions, a potential market of 400 million people over the next three decades will always focus the minds of entrepreneurs, and the type of entrepreneurs that see better opportunities than swindling an innocent person by email.

Online shopping as tech opportunities

A clue to the biggest of all these opportunities is the lack of a postal service in the country. The chance to be the ‘Amazon of Africa’ and to dominate e-commerce in Nigeria, and the rest of Africa, is one that entrepreneurs, and increasingly investors, are taking seriously indeed.

Two companies, Konga and Jumia, are increasingly setting the agenda for e-commerce in Nigeria after starting and testing their businesses in the hottest crucible of them all; Lagos. Promising delivery of goods in the city within 24 hours appears impossible, but one that both companies achieve with aplomb.

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“We started with three employees building up an e-commerce platform in Nigeria. Now, we have more than 500 employees and we deliver the widest range of products in the country,” said Raphael Afaedor, co-founder of JUMIA, at the time of funding. “We focus every day on delivering a fantastic shopping experience for our customers – fast, secure and stress-free.”

Konga is another investor darling. This e-commerce company raised $25 million Series B at the start of 2014, bringing its total investment to $38.5 million.

Earlier this year a 12-person delegation from Facebook in Silicon Valley visited the company in Lagos to strengthen the relationship between the two companies; there are more than 12 million Facebook users in Nigeria.

But while Konga and Jumia fight it out in Lagos, raising money, building bigger warehouses and expanding their nationwide services, there are other smaller companies that are stealthily moving into the e-commerce space.

One such company is Gloo.ng, a supermarket delivery company whose founder, Dr. Olumide Olusanya, wants to be the ‘Ocado of Africa’, referring to the highly successful UK delivery arm of Waitrose supermarket.

Dr. Olusanya practised medicine in Nigeria for eight years, but considered that technology offered the chance of a lifetime to become a power-player in the country. Instead of making a dent in the future of Africa by treating and helping patients, he wanted to make his mark in a different way.

In 2003, he was the founder of Nigeria’s first online-realtime Point of Sale (POS) electronic payment system and in 2004 created West Africa’s first locally issued and processed online-realtime international payment card: Ecobank MasterCard.

“We believe that we are at the threshold of a great opportunity whose window will only be available for a short while. The window of opportunity is to make online supermarket shopping the de facto retailing means of shopping for supermarket goods in Nigeria, and leapfrogging Nigeria and Africa straight into the future of supermarket retailing,” he said.

“This was a $33 billion market in Nigeria in 2012 in which the two biggest brick-and-mortar players had a combined market share of 0.9 percent, with less than 13 outlets in a nation of 170 million people. The fact that 65 percent of first-time Gloo.ng users become repeat shoppers is proof that we are on to something huge.”

The company has quadrupled in size in the past 12 months and earlier this year moved to a 20,000 square feet fulfillment centre (compared to Jumia’s 90,000 square feet facility) and is apparently close to big investment from US backers.

Here come the drones

The future of e-commerce in Nigeria and Africa may also pivot on the use of drone technology. Just as the continent has leapfrogged fixed-line internet by the all-conquering mobile phone (80 percent of Africans now had mobile phones in 2013 according to a report from TA Telecom) so the same may happen to transportation.

Why build expensive roads infrastructure when drones can deliver a payload of parcels cheaper than cars or motorbikes? This year’s Flying Donkey Challenge is likely to bring such dreams closer to reality. Companies will have to make drone delivery baskets that can fly around Mount Kenya, delivering and collecting a number of 20 kilo payloads as they do so.

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“Africa’s population will double in our working lives and its economy will quadruple in that time. Drone delivery won’t solve the question of land rights, food security or water rights, but it could have a huge influence on the transportation of goods,” says Jonathan Ledgard, Director of Future Africa at the Lausanne-based Swiss Federal Institute of Technology and supporters of the Flying Donkey Challenge.

While drone delivery may seem a long way off for Nigerian companies such as Konga, Jumia and increasingly Gloo.ng, the pace of change in the country and the continent should not be underestimated.

According to Future Africa’s Ledgard, in 2002 the wildest expectations of emerging African mobile phone operator Safaricom were 400,000 users in the next ten years. The company now has more than 17 million users.

Konga, Jumia and Gloo.ng may not be household names, but like the predictions of Rem Koolhaas earlier this century, they may become as futuristic and important as Lagos when it comes to the way cities will exist…  although unless they are using drones, the one certainty is that the Third Mainline Bridge in Lagos will still be an utter nightmare to navigate.

Top image credit: Shutterstock/Xavier MARCHANT

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Motorola plans to release new smartwatch this year and new version of Moto X in ‘late summer’

Feb25
by Sindy Cator on February 25, 2014 at 8:04 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets, Google, Mobile

Motorola may not have released any new devices at Mobile World Conference 2014 in Barcelona, but that doesn’t mean the company doesn’t have news to share. At some point this year, the company plans to release a new smartwatch, and in “late summer” it will launch a new version of its flagship Moto X device.

The news comes in the form of a Q&A, being posted on Motorola’s Twitter account:

Rick – We are working on a watch that will be available this year. We aim to address consumer issues like style & battery life #MotoMWC

— Motorola Mobility (@Motorola) February 25, 2014

Q from twitter: When is next version of Moto X? A: Keep posted – hint – late summer. #MotoMWC

— Motorola Mobility (@Motorola) February 25, 2014

A: Moto Maker was launched only is US, we will roll out Moto Maker in W Europe and Mexico in Q2. We think customization is huge. #MotoMWC

— Motorola Mobility (@Motorola) February 25, 2014

Taking Moto Maker outside of the US has been a long-time coming. All of this makes it look like 2014 will be a very busy year for Motorola, including the fact it is being acquired away from Google by Lenovo.

Image Credit: Remy Gabalda / Getty Images

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Apple fixes glaring SSL vulnerability with OS X 10.9.2, adds FaceTime Audio and iMessage blocking

Feb25
by Sindy Cator on February 25, 2014 at 7:18 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

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On the heels of an iOS update to address an issue with SSL authentication, Apple has released OS X Mavericks 10.9.2 to fix the problem for the Mac.

Apple has yet to release information about the security contents for the update, but you’ll definitely want to update any OS X installations as soon as possible.

Security researchers have discovered that the flaw came down to an errant “Goto” command in Apple’s code that caused it to bypass an important credential check. An attacker would need to have access to the network you’re on to exploit the flaw, but that’s not out of the question for situations like public Wi-Fi. Though Apple has remained relatively quiet about the issue, it’s a humiliating gaffe for the company.

If you want to check whether you need the update, you can visit Gotofail.com. The site checks against an invalid SSL certificate to see if your device is at risk. After updating to OS X 10.9.2, you should get a “Safe” message when you visit the page.

Alongside the security patch, OS X 10.9.2 has several handy features. You can now make FaceTime audio calls, use call waiting on FaceTime, and block individual iMessage senders. Apple has also continued to work on Mail, which has caused problems for users since OS X Mavericks arrived.

Image Credit: Justin Sullivan / Getty Images

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