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Companisto extends its equity crowdfunding platform to the whole of Europe

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 1:15 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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Equity-based crowdfunding company Companisto has announced the launch of a new pan-European platform where startups can present their ideas in exchange for a slice of their business.

Announced today, the platform allows submissions from any business based in Europe but allows investment from anywhere in the world, providing the largest possible pool of backers.

Like other non-equity based platforms like Kickstarter or Indiegogo, businesses are expected to put up a detailed presentation, video and financial projections to lure in potential investors. However, unlike alternative options, the amount of money a project can raise is unlimited, while the minimum backing starts from just €5. In exchange for an investment, equity-holders are entitled to a share of profits, as well as potentially benefiting from an exit, Companisto said.

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Before now, the platform was restricted to the German-speaking market and had seen more than 15,600 investments totalling more than €4.5 million. It seems like getting your project accepted onto the platform is the first challenge; Companisto said that more than 1,000 startups have applied to date, but only 25 have made it through the selection process.

➤ Companisto

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Review: Flamingo for Mac is a better way to use Google Hangouts

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 1:00 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Google, Insider

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Google Hangouts is one of the best chat services around, but its lack of a native desktop client irks many users.

Unless you install the Hangouts extension and let Chrome run in the background all the time, you’ll likely miss out on chats regularly, a problem for many users. That’s where Flamingo for Mac comes in.

Flamingo is a third-party Google Hangouts and Facebook chat client that integrates beautifully with OS X and works as you would expect an official client to. It’s everything Google Hangouts should be, but isn’t.

Screen Shot 2014 03 09 at 11.56.26 am Review: Flamingo for Mac is a better way to use Google HangoutsFlamingo is simple, but extremely functional. It works with multiple Gmail addresses at the same time, so you’re able to be signed in to more than one account at once, unlike the official Google Hangouts extension.

Over time, the app keeps track of your conversations with friends and makes them available for searching quickly to find something you talked about previously, while rich media that has been shared are shown prominently.

 Review: Flamingo for Mac is a better way to use Google Hangouts

The best part about Flamingo is its unique ability to quickly send files to friends using other cloud hosting services. You can use the direct connection to one another, or opt to use CloudApp or Droplr to deliver any files pasted into the window.

When not being used, Flamingo disappears into the background and hides in the tray as you would expect (which is far less annoying than Google’s official client that hides at the lower right area of the screen).

There is a drawback though — Google hasn’t opened the Hangouts API to let third-party developers open video hangouts, so Flamingo isn’t able to initiate or receive calls just yet. The developer is hopeful that the company will eventually allow non-official apps to initiate calls but Google is yet to budge in that area.

Despite this, Flamingo still comes in very useful, simply for the ability to be logged into multiple Google accounts in the background at the same time without the need for Chrome. It’s surprising Google still hasn’t built a better Hangouts client, but Flamingo’s done it for them.

Flamingo is available for $9.99 in the Mac App Store right now and it’s well worth the money, despite the current lack of video calling.

Top Image Credit: Jordi C / Shutterstock

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Recordense for Android is a stylish recorder for annotating audio with notes

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 12:07 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider, Product Reviews

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A quick peruse in Google Play reveals there’s no shortage of audio recording apps at your disposal. Some are pretty basic, while some offer more advanced functionality such as time-tags, and the ability to annotate recordings with photos.

The latest one to hit our radar goes by the name of Recordense, which is a really nicely-designed app that shows a lot of potential. In a nutshell, it lets you mark and tag any part of a recording in real-time, and allocate a category to it. It’s pretty simple stuff, but we took a quick peek under the hood to see exactly what it does.

Recordense: The lowdown

Perhaps one of the app’s biggest flaws, is when you first launch it. You’re greeted by what’s basically a blank screen, with the record button just about visible at the top-right hand side of the app. Over time, the more recordings you make, this blank canvas will be filled with your recordings, but it doesn’t look overly engaging for first-time users. We are, however, told that this will be remedied with the next release of the app, when a large record button will be included by default on the opening screen.

At any rate, for now you will see a giant record button, but only when you tap the little icon at the top.

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During the recording process, you simply hit the ‘tag’ button and give it a name – for example, if you want to remember the location of a quote from a keynote speaker.

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Once the recording is complete, you can save it to a dedicated folder which you name, and also give its own unique color.

Now, in the Lite version of the app, you can only create two categories – for more, you’ll have to cough up two of your Earth (US) dollars to procure the full version. Also, you’ll only be able to use three tags per-recording in the Lite version.

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In the full version, you can still only create up to ten categories though, which will be fine for most people, but still seems a little on the low side. For each recording, you can share directly to other third-party apps, including email and Dropbox.

This will be helpful to those wishing to transcribe an interview using another service.

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For now, Recordense uses the m4a format, compressed in AAC, though Lemberg, the UK-based company behind the app, tell us that it’s open to supporting other formats if it garners enough requests. It’s also worth adding here that you can’t choose the sample rate in the Lite version – for that you’ll need to upgrade.

All in all, however, Recordense is a beautifully designed app that does what it proclaims to do well. But as noted, it’s not perfect – and it’s perhaps a little on the simple side in terms of features. Why not let users annotate audio with photos too, for example? Plus, it would be great if you could choose where to save your recording – such as an external SD card. More updates are in the pipeline though, and we can’t wait to check future iterations.

Recordense widget 220x59 Recordense for Android is a stylish recorder for annotating audio with notesThe cherry on the cake for us, however, is the 4×1 widget that lets you record and create tags directly from your homescreen. It’s a nice touch, and should prove popular with those requiring speedy access to their audio-recorder.

It’s also worth adding here that Recordense actually existed briefly in another guise, known as Recorder With Tags, but it was recently replaced with Recordense. The reason? A simple re-branding exercise, it seems. A spokesperson tells us that ‘Recorder With Tags’ was too general, so they elected to build a more recognizable brand name instead.

You can grab yourself Recordense on Google Play now, or have a quick gander at the official promo skit below. Meanwhile, if you have an iOS device, you might wish to check out Recordium.

➤ Recordense Lite | Recordense [Full Version]

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We need stronger data safeguards after Snowden’s ‘wake-up call’, says European Commissioner

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 11:52 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, UK

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European Commissioner Neelie Kroes has called for individuals and businesses to have more control and awareness of data privacy and security measures, referring to Edward Snowden’s revelations about wide scale NSA and GCHQ snooping as “a wake-up call”.

Kroes made the comments during a speech at CeBIT 2014 today in Hannover, noting that it’s particularly important to try and rebuild the trust damaged by the disclosure of the spying activity.

“It is clear that the cord connecting technology and democracy has been severed. This is bad for democracy and bad for technology and it will not be easy to stitch the two back together,” Kroes said.

Nonetheless, Kroes argues that with the Internet transforming our daily lives and set to become even more intrinsically linked to everything that we do, it is “no longer about emails” but that “to make the ‘leap of faith’ into this new world, reliability and trust is a pre-condition. But when even the phone of the Chancellor is not sacred, that trust can never again be taken for granted.”

It’s not just privacy though. Online attacks against businesses cost up to €50 million each, Kroes said, adding that 93 percent of large companies report being subjected to a cyber-attack, along with 75 percent of small businesses.

“This cannot continue. Whatever sector you’re in – online security needs to be part of your business model. A habit as automatic as locking your front door,” she said.

While Kroes argued that safeguards need to be put in place to protect businesses and individuals from online threats in a data-driven world, she also cautioned about straying too far the other way and into protectionism – what she is ultimately calling for is freedom to own and control your data in a secure way.

“This isn’t about independence or isolationism. It’s about being in control. Guaranteeing the best interest of our citizens, industry and researchers. Working together to make Europe the securest open internet space,” Kroes said. “You have the right to decide where your data goes, and the responsibility to live with your choices… Snowden gave us a wake-up call. Let’s not snooze through it. Let’s not just act shocked. Let’s not turn our back on technology.”

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Shoppers buy 2m movie tickets and 19.8m karaoke songs in Alibaba’s 24-hour mobile shopping event

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 10:49 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Asia, e-commerce

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Chinese e-commerce giant Alibaba‘s plans for a mobile version of its annual shopping festival generated little buzz, the company admitted, which makes it seem like the company’s grand mobile shopping event fell flat.

However, Alibaba says the event was meant instead to shine the spotlight on online-to-offline purchases. This means consumers reserve and pay for purchases that have to be redeemed in real life by using mobile devices instead of cash.

In total, more than 2 million discounted movie tickets, 35,000 restaurant reservations and 19.8 million karaoke songs were redeemed on March 8 during the Mobile Taobao 3.8 Life Festival. Alibaba didn’t reveal how much consumers spent.

Comparatively, Alibaba’s annual 11.11 Shopping Festival – China’s answer to America’s Cyber Monday shopping bonanza — saw Chinese shoppers splurge a jaw-dropping record CNY35.01 billion ($5.7 billion) in just 24 hours last year. About 21 percent of the orders were placed via mobile devices, which could have made Alibaba tempted to tap on this potential.

Yet if Alibaba wants to focus on using mobile devices to drive purchases that can be redeemed offline, it seems like there’s still some way to go — as witnessed in its Mobile Taobao 3.8 Life Festival. Alibaba’s mobile efforts come as Chinese Internet giant Tencent announced a strategic partnership with online retailer JD.com today, waging war on the e-commerce stalwart in China.

Headline image via Peter Parks/AFP/Getty Images

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