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Vimeo overhauls Vimeo On Demand with redesigned homepage, themed collections and user libraries

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 3:05 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Product Updates

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Twelve months ago, Vimeo launched a new part of its video-sharing service called Vimeo On Demand where independent filmmakers could upload, share and sell their latest releases.

To mark its first birthday, Vimeo is sprucing the place up a bit with a new storefront that makes it easier for viewers to discover new videos, watch preview trailers and either buy or rent access for those that appeal. The site itself sports a modern design, with featured titles positioned near the top and all-new ‘collections’ around specific themes such as ‘Patagonia Selects’, ‘Slamdance’ and ‘Oscilloscope Laboratories’.

 Vimeo overhauls Vimeo On Demand with redesigned homepage, themed collections and user libraries

At the very bottom, there are also links to traditional film genres such as documentaries, animated features and horror flicks. Lastly, the updated platform gives viewers a personal library where they can find all the titles they’ve bought, rented or watched in the past.

These changes should give Vimeo On Demand a clear, approachable design for newcomers. The company is also pouring in an extra $10 million to bring new independent films to the platform, so it’ll be interesting to see whether its investments pay off in the coming months.

➤ Blog Post (via CNET)

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How Sonos completely changed my music listening habits

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets, Insider, music streaming, Product Reviews

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Almost everyone uses some form of music streaming service these days and there’s a never-ending list of options: Spotify, Pandora, Deezer, Rdio, Google Play Music and 8tracks are just a few among the ton of services out there. However, you probably have little time to actually listen to all the music on them.

As someone who obsessively searches for new bands, I tend to like, favorite and add tracks to playlists across a multitude of services. However, they are rarely listened to again because it’s hard to remember where I left off — and I simply have no time to listen to them all.

After picking up a pair of Sonos’ new Play:1 speakers for our apartment though, I was amazed by just how much a Sonos setup transformed my listening habits.

Setup

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For this review, I tested a simple Sonos setup of two Play:1s and a Bridge. The speakers can be used with a wired network, but the company touts that its sound system creates a dedicated wireless network just for sound — so you’re required to purchase its wireless bridge to use the system wirelessly.

2014 03 02 10.17.15 How Sonos completely changed my music listening habitsOne of the largest drawcards of Sonos’ products is their ease of use, and the setup didn’t fail to deliver. Once unboxed, you simply plug the bridge into your wireless router and then plug at least one of the speakers directly into the bridge.

To get started, download the iOS, Android or desktop Sonos app. Subsequently, it’s as simple as pushing a button on the top of one of the speakers (or the bridge) to set up the system, and just picking a name for the room it’ll be placed in.

To add the second speaker (which I put in the bedroom upstairs where there’s no network cable), just repeat the same two-step process. It’s so delightfully easy that it’s hard to believe that’s all you need to do.

2014 03 02 10.20.42 How Sonos completely changed my music listening habitsWith the setup done, it was time to add a few streaming services to get a good selection of music. I added Rdio, Spotify, Pandora, Hype Machine and 8tracks in a matter of minutes.

From here, all I needed to do to play music was to select the service I wanted to stream from and pick a playlist, track, album or artist. To get the most out of Sonos, it’s best to download the app onto every device in the house. There are apps for tablets, smartphones and desktops which can all control the system at the same time.

Using Sonos

When I first picked up the Sonos, I had expected it to function in a similar way to Apple’s Airplay, but that’s not the case at all. The streaming services you link to the Sonos setup are linked to the system itself and the apps on your phone or computer are simply remotes. This means you don’t actually use the official Spotify or Rdio app to stream music — it’s all done from within the Sonos app.

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This was a weird concept to wrap the mind around at first — but this means once music is playing through the speaker, you can actually switch off the device you played it from and the music will keep playing.

You can also easily control the music from any other app or throw new songs at the speaker. Essentially, all of the users in a particular house can have the controller installed, so they can play music whenever they want.

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When playing music, you pick a track and choose which rooms to play it in. It’s effortless to play music within a specific room or the whole house simultaneously, and as you get more speakers this only gets better. If playing a particular track in the whole house, the music is always perfectly in sync and it’s fantastic to walk to the other end of the house and hear the same track playing at the exact same moment.

This is one of the reasons Sonos is so compelling — because we could play music in any given room (or different music in different rooms), it meant there was something playing at almost any time of the day. It’s addictive.

But, the true magic lies in how well Sonos ties together multiple streaming services, as well as the content from my iTunes library. It brings together siloed music services from across the Internet and makes them all available in one consistent interface. This meant that I was more inclined to use multiple music services.

It’s impossible to explain in words how good the audio projected by the Sonos speakers was. I was blown away by just how much sound the speakers delivered, despite their small size. Sonos sells its speakers with the promise that they will “fill your room with music” and they deliver with deep, powerful bass and clear highs.

The Sonos speakers also let you set alarm clocks using any music source, which fade in to wake you up. It’s nice to wake up to music and even nicer to ditch the worries of whether your phone alarm will ring.

There’s only one major drawback with the Sonos setup — and that’s the lack of updates for its mobile apps. The apps are very confusing to use at first and look extremely dated, since the last visual overhaul was back in 2009.

At times it can be easy to get lost in menus on the apps and it’s often unclear what will actually happen if you click some elements, resulting in a pretty high learning curve for new users.

That said, after a few days of using the system and becoming familiar with how it works, it was no longer an issue for me to put on new music quickly.

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The Play:1′s design is quite striking and looks good in the home, as opposed to many other speaker systems. Lots of our visitors were shocked when they learnt that Apple didn’t design them. The devices are simple and unassuming, with only a mounting screw and network port interrupting the speaker grill on the back.

There’s only one warning I should give about the Sonos speakers — they’re so good that you’ll be hooked once you buy just one and you’ll want more speakers almost immediately. Despite having two Play:1′s in our home, I’m already trying to find a reason to purchase the Playbar for my home theater and a few other Play:1′s to fill the rest of the house (the best part is that the Play:1′s are humidity proof, which is enough to work in the bathroom!).

The Sonos setup has changed the way I listen to music because it brings everything I love into a single app and makes it easy to play my choice of music in any room (or the whole house) with just a few clicks. No more plugging in devices, messing with cables or settings on stereos — just click and play. There’s always something different playing in our house now, because it’s so easy for anyone to play something.

If you love music and use streaming services, Sonos is the system for you. The up-front price of some of the devices may seem high at first but it’s worth it, considering just how much you’ll use it once it’s there. Sonos is a frictionless way to play music and this ultimately means you’ll listen to more music than ever before.

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Skype for modern Windows now properly syncs your calls and chats, requires Windows 8.1

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 2:17 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web

Skype today updated its modern Windows app (read: Metro version) with improvements to synchronization. You can download the new version now directly from the Window Store.

Here’s the Skype 2.6 for modern Windows changelog:

  • Synced calls: When you pick up a call on any device and your Skype for modern Windows is on, the incoming ring will stop much faster. Skype calls will now sync up wherever you choose to take the call from, including your phone, tablet, desktop, or on Outlook.com.
  • Synced chats: your chat history and read messages also sync automatically across devices so you can continue the conversation from anywhere. You can also send an IM while someone is offline and they will receive it the next time they sign in.

Microsoft also notes that this version only supports Windows 8.1. If you’re still on Windows 8, Microsoft has found yet another way to push users to upgrade.

See also – Integration complete: New Skype users can now sign up with a Microsoft account and Microsoft completes Lync integration into Skype, offers one unified communications platform for Windows and Mac

Image Credit: Justin Sullivan/Getty Images

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Flight MH370′s disappearance, Boston bombers manhunt, and why privacy scares are still overhyped

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 2:11 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Boris

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Some of my best friends are digital rights advocates. They worry about privacy, tell me “all systems are connected” and that I should stop using credit cards or electronic payments to prevent governments from building dossiers about me. I’m glad they exist, and I support their efforts – sometimes by donating money and other times just with a Like or retweet. But I’m never too worried.

Recently, there have been two events that make me even more relaxed: The disappearance of Flight MH370 and the search for the Boston bombers.

Both are/were terrible tragedies and quickly made headlines around the world. Like most digital citizens, I followed developments by the minute. What surprised me the most in both cases, from a privacy standpoint, is how disconnected we still are.

Let’s start with the Boston Marathon bombings. On April 15, 2013, thousands of cameras – it be video, smartphone, or traditional shooters – were aimed at the finish line. Then, at 2:49 pm EDT, two pressure cooker bombs exploded, killing three people and injuring an estimated 264 others.

Think back with me to 1998. That’s the year director Tony Scott released “Enemy Of The State,” a movie where Will Smith and Gene Hackman team up to escape from bad guy Jon Voight who works at the NSA and abuses his powers to spy on people… or something like that. Watch the trailer if you missed or up for a trip down memory lane:

That movie is 16 years old, and even at the time, my conspiracy friends told me the movie only showed part of what the government could really do. You’d expect them to really advance in the past 16 years.

Come back to April 2013 and you’ll see that it took authorities three full days before they could release photos and surveillance video of two suspects Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying the police didn’t do a fine job. It’s just that both CSI, “Enemy Of The State,” countless other movies and all those privacy advocates gave me the impression that it could have been done in seconds, not three days.

Later that week, the Tsarnaev brothers stole a car, which was enabled with a GPS device. Even without a GPS device, you would think they shouldn’t have gotten far.

But they did, and escaped from the police once more. It took another 24 hours before the suspect was found – not by a heat seeking satellite, a DNA sniffer robot, or a helicopter with heat-seeking, profile-enhancing gizmo. Nope, a Watertown resident discovered Dzhokhar Tsarnaev hiding in a boat in his back yard. All the while thousands of law enforcement officers were searching a 20-block area of Watertown, shutting down the public transportation system and most businesses and public institutions, creating a deserted urban environment of historic size and duration.

Again, I do not doubt great police work and I’m happy they caught those guys. It’s still not what I had expected in our so-called surveillance society.

Now skip forward to this past weekend. Global tracking systems, life data streams, and satellites watching every square meter around the world, but somehow we managed to lose an entire plane.

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 took off, flew for an hour or so, and yet a Boeing 777 with 227 passengers and 12 crew members on board just disappeared. You might assume that when planes suddenly disappear, all kinds of alarm bells go off, but apparently that isn’t the case either. Air Traffic Control lost contact with the plane at 01:22 and it wasn’t until 02:40, a full hour later, that the plane was reported missing.

If I drop off the radar at the office for more than 10 minutes, everybody notices. But a Boeing 777 can go unnoticed for an hour and 18 minutes before it officially “disappeared.”

Now again, I want to stress that I don’t blame anyone and I’m sure this is just all standard practice. It is just so damn unexpected in a world where I can track my friends with my iPhone 24 hours a day and around the world. My $600 iPhone can show you where I am at all times, but a $261.5 million plane can just disappear?

I always assumed airplanes would keep contact with Air Traffic Control at all times and if something would go wrong, it would be apparent immediately. But that isn’t the case at all. Everything about the airplane is recorded, but only within the airplane itself.

If the plane disappears, the recorded reason why it disappeared disappears with it. You would think it wouldn’t be too hard to beam that info once every minute or so to a cloud-based server, but that isn’t so simple at all.

More than the technical aspects, the concept is also a privacy issue. Pilots would feel “watched” all the time and have complained about a loss of privacy if the flight data is streamed to a central location all the time. How ironic.

Now let’s get back to the connected systems in the world: that RFID chip in my passport that allows bad people to track me everywhere and leaves a trail of digital breadcrumbs around the world. As it turns out, those systems aren’t quite up and running either; reports say two of the passengers on that flight boarded with passports that were stolen years ago! (One used an Austrian passport that was stolen in 2012 and the other one used an Italian passport stolen in August 2013.)

All these years I thought that all systems worldwide were connected, and that if I checked in at some random airport in a random country with a flagged passport, somewhere in a darkened office, hipster geeks wearing NSA badges would notice a green dot alerting the situation.

The headset-wearing geeks would turn around to their superior and say, “Boris has just popped up on the grid in Kuala Lumpur. Want me to put a tracker on him? I’m synchronizing all video feeds now and I’m tracking him through the airport. He will lose a visual in two minutes though as he will drop off our satellite feed.”

The superior would adjust his reading glasses, look at the clipboard in his hand and reply, “Nah, that’s just Boris. He’s a harmless blogger. Cut him loose.”

I guess it isn’t 1998 yet.

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Rove’s stylish location-based diary app now lets you save specific memories from your lifelog

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 1:52 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider

Roves 220x390 Roves stylish location based diary app now lets you save specific memories from your lifelogRemember Rove, the beautiful and stylish location diary app for iPhone? Well, it has just been given a lick of paint and a handful of updates.

To recap, Rove is similar to Moves insofar as it records your journeys wherever you go, except Rove focuses more on the locations than your physical activity, letting you annotate your escapades with photos. With Version 2.0, that went live in the App Store on Friday, a number of enhancements have been introduced, including a new ‘memory feed’ which lets you save specific ‘memories’ from the automated lifelog. It’s all about letting you cherry-pick the best moments from your life to revisit at a later date.

In addition to this, you’ll notice a new layout and design, while the photo-import feature now automatically filters out any screenshots you have on your device. And you should also hopefully notice that it’s less of a battery-drain too – creator Edouard Tabet says by as much as 30%.

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