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Tweetbot for iPhone updated with Avenir font, new options for image thumbnails and mute filters

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 4:10 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Product Updates

Tweetbot, one of the most popular third-party Twitter apps for the iPhone and Mac, has been updated for iOS users today with new font, image thumbnail and mute filter options.

Under Settings and Display, developer Tapbots has given users the ability to manually select their typeface; the default choice Helvetica Neue is now joined by Avenir, another sans-serif typeface that fits in with the iOS 7 aesthetic. In this menu, users can also set the size at which image thumbnails are displayed – small used to be the default, but there’s now the option to make them larger or remove them from the timeline altogether.

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Lastly, Tweetbot will now give users the option to quickly hide tweets that match any newly created filter. So if you’re worried about reading any True Detective spoilers today, you can apply a mute filter to your timeline and curated lists instantaneously. Bliss.

➤ Tweetbot | App Store

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Google launches referral program for Google Apps, offers $15 for each new user you convince to sign up

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 3:32 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Asia, Google

Google today launched the Google Apps Referral Program in the US and Canada. The referral program lets you share Google Apps with other businesses, and pocket a $15 bonus for each new user that signs up.

google apps referral program Google launches referral program for Google Apps, offers $15 for each new user you convince to sign up

Here’s the fine print:

  • You can refer an unlimited number of customers.
  • You’re rewarded for each referral customer’s first 100 users. A user is an individual account belonging to the customer domain.
  • Your referral amount will be based on the number of users who have paid for at least 120 days.

To participate, you’ll need to provide your name, email address, a valid taxpayer ID number, and a bank account to receive direct deposits. Google says many of its existing customers learned about Google Apps for business from their own customers, friends, as well as networks, and the company just wants to “help continue the momentum.”

➤ Google Apps Referral Program

See also – New Google Apps sign-in page starts rolling out, removes all customizations and requires full email addresses and Google drops Internet Explorer 9 support in Google Apps less than three weeks after IE11′s release

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Migrating your application to the cloud

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 3:25 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Insider

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Here’s a sobering story…

Looking at the resignation letter on my desk, I don’t understand how we got it so wrong. He was our top salesman and was the most vocal about offering a cloud solution as an option alongside our existing product. And now he’s joining our biggest competitor, who hasn’t even considered the cloud. Why?

Execution was clearly the issue. The strategy was correct but our implementation was a disaster as new issues kept surprising us. We underestimated how this new offering would confuse customers. We thought they understood cloud computing. But it simply stalled sales. They assumed they needed less consulting support and projects started to fail.  The help desk was swamped and customer satisfaction scores went through the floor.

But the worst was the sales cannibalization and changing salesmen’s compensation to be tied into our annuity model. And that, it seems, was the last straw for our salespeople. If they can’t make money, they will go somewhere where they can.

12 months ago, before we launched our Cloud Computing strategy we were on the top of our game. Now we are fighting for survival.

There are so many questions, with hindsight, we wish we’d asked.

In the beginning

Over 10 years ago Salesforce.com was breaking new ground by offering a cloud-only CRM product.  It wasn’t even called cloud back then. It was SaaS or ASP. It sounded techy and complicated. And the confused mind says “No”.

CIOs were wary, scared and hesitant. But business users saw the benefits and were unfazed or probably oblivious to the risks. And whilst Salesforce weren’t the only company offering a cloud solution, there were by far the most vocal and visible. Their guerrilla marketing stunts and showman CEO, Marc Benioff, were not afraid to take on the status quo and that definitely accelerated cloud acceptance across the board.

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Now every startup, by default, offers its solution in the cloud. The benefits “appear” to be obvious with a win-win for both vendor and customer. But, the business case for the customer is not always as clear and obvious as cloud vendors would like to have them believe. There are certainly trade-offs that need to be considered, which were discussed in my recent article The cloud vs on-premises software: What you need to consider for your business.

Born in the cloud

There are also decisions to be made for the vendor before giving a customer the option of a cloud solution. If you are a startup launching today, so-called “born in the cloud”, then it seems obvious and the most compelling reasons are:

  • Rapid sales cycle: With no cost or time to get clients started, and the ability to provide a ‘try and buy’ approach, it is quick and easy to sign up business users. This is often below the IT Department’s radar, something I have called ‘Stealth Cloud’, circumventing complex and time-consuming procurement.
  • Cost of delivery: A self-service, multi-tenant, cloud solution means vendors can offer their solution equally to major corporations and to the “long tail” of SME customers just as cost effectively. No longer do vendors have to focus on the high margin multi-nationals, with their associated high cost of sales.
  • Ease of updates: Unlike on-premise solution, the vendor can quickly apply bug fixes or new features that are automatically applied to every client. This should reduce support calls and ensure an innovation lead over competitors.
  • Customer Success and benchmarking: With the usage patterns of every customer visible to the vendor, the vendor can make suggestions to drive up the benefits the customers are getting which will lead to further sales. But the vendor can also benchmark across customers to help laggards catch up and this can be another valuable revenue stream.

Annuity revenue model: The monthly revenue recognition can be painful to start with when cash is king and there is a risk that customers will churn. But in the long term, the annuity revenue stream gives a great deal of long term business confidence.

Migrating an existing business

However if you are a vendor with an existing on-premises offering then the decisions are not so straightforward. Naturally people start to think of the technical issues of re-architecting the application to run as a true multi-tenant application, but these are the easiest issues to resolve.

The bigger the company, the more difficult the migration is. Which would seem strange. But just look at the struggle that Microsoft is having in the office productivity and email space, with all its resources and the huge incentive to move with the pressure from Google.

So why so hard?  Let’s look at issues in order of difficulty (easiest first)

Which cloud architecture: While simple to answer, it has fundamental implications on the entire organization. There is more than one cloud. It could be infrastructure hosted by the vendor which gives great control, makes customers feel they are more secure, and potentially it can be cheaper; private cloud. This is especially true if you are having to ‘fudge’ your solution to make it look like a true cloud offering (single instance, multi-tenant).

Alternatively vendors can leverage the big PaaS player, but then they need to play by their rules and may make architectural decisions based on the PaaS charging approach or other quirks.  Vendors could even offer customers an on-premise implementation on their own private cloud, and take on some of the cloud attributes such as the annuity revenue model.

Architecting for performance: Everyone focuses on the hardware and application when they think of the cloud. But there is also the network, which is often the major factor in the performance of the service. Relying on the public internet may seem the easy and cheapest option, but could dramatically throttle growth and be a false economy.

We are already seeing PaaS providers such as Amazon (AWS) offering a dedicated network connection for clients who are demanding greater bandwidth, and more importantly, a more consistent network experience.

Technical architecture: You can fudge this by hosting the application and then providing a separate instance for every customer. This gives rapid sales cycle benefits of the cloud but none of the other cost of delivery savings. The real answer is to rebuild the application so it is multi-tenant and will scale correctly when deployed onto any cloud architecture. This of course may be a non-starter and a new build may be quicker, easier and take advantage of new technologies.

R&D and release management: Cloud clients have come to expect bugs to be fixed in days and new releases at least quarterly. This requires a far more agile development approach vs. the tradition waterfall development cycle with releases every 6 or 12 months. It will take time to train and redirect R&D teams and implement new release management processes.

Implementation: A common myth is that cloud apps are quick to implement. The installation time is down to virtually zero, but the changes to user processes and working patterns still needs to be done if the benefits of the new application are to be achieved. In fact implementation is even more important as it is the only thing preventing customers churning, as they are no longer locked in with multi-year license agreements.

Selling: It seems like selling cloud solutions is easy. It’s not. Getting a foot in the door and possibly getting a small trial is probably easier as you can bypass IT and procurement. But that larger roll-out requires a successful implementation and that is now in the hands of the support desk and implementation teams. And only when that happens does the salesman start to see any real commission. But even then it is accrued monthly – no big upfront sale and resulting commission which is what salesmen are used to, celebrate and are driven by.

A move to the cloud could be the fastest way to alienate and drive out your best salesmen to your competition who have not migrated to the cloud.

Consumption economics: There is no large upfront deal. The strategy probably needs to be “land and expand”. That means the continued usage and wider roll out of the software inside the customer is driven by customer support (often renamed Customer Success), implementation consultants and evangelists inside the client.  Each of these teams needs to be trained, aligned and incentivized.

Revenue recognition: For large quoted software vendors this is probably the largest issue. For every deal that changes from perpetual license to cloud there is an impact on cash flow and quarterly revenue. Sure, there is an increase in deferred revenue but that is not as visible to staff, investors and The Street. So, a huge success in selling the cloud solution can be perceived, when simply looking at the reported numbers, as a failure.

For smaller private vendors, the cash flow hit is the most painful. However, this can be mitigated somewhat by getting customers to commit and pay up front for annual contracts. Most large cloud vendors advertise their prices on a monthly basis but most heavily incentivize annual contracts.

These issues need to be balanced against the benefits, which I have listed earlier.

Migrate, stay or both?

So the questions are: Do you really want to migrate? Do you need to? Can you afford to? Can you afford not to? Will it cannibalize existing sales?

You could stay with your existing business as customers will be buying on-premise software for many years to come. However, there will come a time when you will be forced by customers or by upstart competitors to move.

I cannot tell you when that time will be, but I can say that at least three years before that time comes you need to have started your migration. Not helpful, I know. But it does mean that you need to start doing the planning for cloud right now.

Approach to migration

There are broadly four approaches that have been taken effectively by vendors, which is normally alongside their existing on-premise business:

Migrate existing applications: Rebuild or re-architect some or all of your applications, taking advantage of some of the virtualization technologies around to accelerate the work. But it will require your top engineers, pulling them off projects to develop new functionality. This can be achieved over the course of several releases with the timing determined by customer demand, as they will be able to inform you of the relative importance of cloud vs new functionality.

Cloud revenues will climb slowly, particularly as your sales guys will not want to sell cloud due to the revenue recognition and associated impact on their commissions. This is the approach taken by most existing software vendors and their success rate is very variable.

Start from scratch: Rather than cannibalize sales, confuse customers with choice, and tie up your engineers trying to rebuild your existing application, it may be easier to start again. Many of the R&D decisions will be different now and with some of the more sophisticated development environments you may be surprised how much can be achieved with a small focused team locked in a room with a crate of RedBull.

This will inevitable cause friction between the “dream team” building the new product and those left maintaining the legacy systems. It will also cause conflict with the sales team and the relative sales commissions of new and legacy applications need to be delicately balanced to ensure the right answer. Which leads to the next option.

Separate company: You may want to create a whole new company with separate brand, management, R&D and sales. The investment and IP may come from the existing company, but many of the conflicts disappear as you have effectively a new “born in the cloud” company.  The separate company may even be subsidiary of the existing company. What is important is that the new company can act, operate and behave like a cloud-based start-up.

Buy an existing cloud vendor: For a large established vendor, buying a cloud based competitor achieves two things. Firstly it removes a competitor and secondly enables the vendor to hit the ground running in the cloud space. The risk of course is that the innovation, drive and operational approach of the cloud based company is destroyed as it is merged into the larger acquirer. So therefore it is probably better to acquire the company, and then hold it at arms length rather than try and integrate it too tightly or quickly.

You needed to start 10 years ago

As I said earlier, I cannot tell you the perfect time to have a cloud based solution available in the market. Every country, market and industry is different.  Building or rebuilding software is expensive and risky. But planning is not.  Therefore starting to ask the important questions about migrating needed to start some time ago. And it starts with trying to identify the right questions to ask.

Fortunately, some of that thinking has already been done. A couple of years back I co-authored a book called Thinking of… Migrating to the Cloud? Ask the Smart Questions. It has many of the questions that you need to consider. But I warn you, it is not a fun read. But it is way better than having your business destroyed by an upstart cloud-based competitor because you hadn’t planned your response.

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Vimeo overhauls Vimeo On Demand with redesigned homepage, themed collections and user libraries

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 3:05 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Product Updates

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Twelve months ago, Vimeo launched a new part of its video-sharing service called Vimeo On Demand where independent filmmakers could upload, share and sell their latest releases.

To mark its first birthday, Vimeo is sprucing the place up a bit with a new storefront that makes it easier for viewers to discover new videos, watch preview trailers and either buy or rent access for those that appeal. The site itself sports a modern design, with featured titles positioned near the top and all-new ‘collections’ around specific themes such as ‘Patagonia Selects’, ‘Slamdance’ and ‘Oscilloscope Laboratories’.

 Vimeo overhauls Vimeo On Demand with redesigned homepage, themed collections and user libraries

At the very bottom, there are also links to traditional film genres such as documentaries, animated features and horror flicks. Lastly, the updated platform gives viewers a personal library where they can find all the titles they’ve bought, rented or watched in the past.

These changes should give Vimeo On Demand a clear, approachable design for newcomers. The company is also pouring in an extra $10 million to bring new independent films to the platform, so it’ll be interesting to see whether its investments pay off in the coming months.

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How Sonos completely changed my music listening habits

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets, Insider, music streaming, Product Reviews

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Almost everyone uses some form of music streaming service these days and there’s a never-ending list of options: Spotify, Pandora, Deezer, Rdio, Google Play Music and 8tracks are just a few among the ton of services out there. However, you probably have little time to actually listen to all the music on them.

As someone who obsessively searches for new bands, I tend to like, favorite and add tracks to playlists across a multitude of services. However, they are rarely listened to again because it’s hard to remember where I left off — and I simply have no time to listen to them all.

After picking up a pair of Sonos’ new Play:1 speakers for our apartment though, I was amazed by just how much a Sonos setup transformed my listening habits.

Setup

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For this review, I tested a simple Sonos setup of two Play:1s and a Bridge. The speakers can be used with a wired network, but the company touts that its sound system creates a dedicated wireless network just for sound — so you’re required to purchase its wireless bridge to use the system wirelessly.

2014 03 02 10.17.15 How Sonos completely changed my music listening habitsOne of the largest drawcards of Sonos’ products is their ease of use, and the setup didn’t fail to deliver. Once unboxed, you simply plug the bridge into your wireless router and then plug at least one of the speakers directly into the bridge.

To get started, download the iOS, Android or desktop Sonos app. Subsequently, it’s as simple as pushing a button on the top of one of the speakers (or the bridge) to set up the system, and just picking a name for the room it’ll be placed in.

To add the second speaker (which I put in the bedroom upstairs where there’s no network cable), just repeat the same two-step process. It’s so delightfully easy that it’s hard to believe that’s all you need to do.

2014 03 02 10.20.42 How Sonos completely changed my music listening habitsWith the setup done, it was time to add a few streaming services to get a good selection of music. I added Rdio, Spotify, Pandora, Hype Machine and 8tracks in a matter of minutes.

From here, all I needed to do to play music was to select the service I wanted to stream from and pick a playlist, track, album or artist. To get the most out of Sonos, it’s best to download the app onto every device in the house. There are apps for tablets, smartphones and desktops which can all control the system at the same time.

Using Sonos

When I first picked up the Sonos, I had expected it to function in a similar way to Apple’s Airplay, but that’s not the case at all. The streaming services you link to the Sonos setup are linked to the system itself and the apps on your phone or computer are simply remotes. This means you don’t actually use the official Spotify or Rdio app to stream music — it’s all done from within the Sonos app.

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This was a weird concept to wrap the mind around at first — but this means once music is playing through the speaker, you can actually switch off the device you played it from and the music will keep playing.

You can also easily control the music from any other app or throw new songs at the speaker. Essentially, all of the users in a particular house can have the controller installed, so they can play music whenever they want.

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When playing music, you pick a track and choose which rooms to play it in. It’s effortless to play music within a specific room or the whole house simultaneously, and as you get more speakers this only gets better. If playing a particular track in the whole house, the music is always perfectly in sync and it’s fantastic to walk to the other end of the house and hear the same track playing at the exact same moment.

This is one of the reasons Sonos is so compelling — because we could play music in any given room (or different music in different rooms), it meant there was something playing at almost any time of the day. It’s addictive.

But, the true magic lies in how well Sonos ties together multiple streaming services, as well as the content from my iTunes library. It brings together siloed music services from across the Internet and makes them all available in one consistent interface. This meant that I was more inclined to use multiple music services.

It’s impossible to explain in words how good the audio projected by the Sonos speakers was. I was blown away by just how much sound the speakers delivered, despite their small size. Sonos sells its speakers with the promise that they will “fill your room with music” and they deliver with deep, powerful bass and clear highs.

The Sonos speakers also let you set alarm clocks using any music source, which fade in to wake you up. It’s nice to wake up to music and even nicer to ditch the worries of whether your phone alarm will ring.

There’s only one major drawback with the Sonos setup — and that’s the lack of updates for its mobile apps. The apps are very confusing to use at first and look extremely dated, since the last visual overhaul was back in 2009.

At times it can be easy to get lost in menus on the apps and it’s often unclear what will actually happen if you click some elements, resulting in a pretty high learning curve for new users.

That said, after a few days of using the system and becoming familiar with how it works, it was no longer an issue for me to put on new music quickly.

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The Play:1′s design is quite striking and looks good in the home, as opposed to many other speaker systems. Lots of our visitors were shocked when they learnt that Apple didn’t design them. The devices are simple and unassuming, with only a mounting screw and network port interrupting the speaker grill on the back.

There’s only one warning I should give about the Sonos speakers — they’re so good that you’ll be hooked once you buy just one and you’ll want more speakers almost immediately. Despite having two Play:1′s in our home, I’m already trying to find a reason to purchase the Playbar for my home theater and a few other Play:1′s to fill the rest of the house (the best part is that the Play:1′s are humidity proof, which is enough to work in the bathroom!).

The Sonos setup has changed the way I listen to music because it brings everything I love into a single app and makes it easy to play my choice of music in any room (or the whole house) with just a few clicks. No more plugging in devices, messing with cables or settings on stereos — just click and play. There’s always something different playing in our house now, because it’s so easy for anyone to play something.

If you love music and use streaming services, Sonos is the system for you. The up-front price of some of the devices may seem high at first but it’s worth it, considering just how much you’ll use it once it’s there. Sonos is a frictionless way to play music and this ultimately means you’ll listen to more music than ever before.

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