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Sonos will forward-publish its patent applications before they are public to inspire other inventions

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 5:38 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

Sonos today announced plans to “forward-publish” its patent applications well before they are available to the public, with the hope they will help other individuals and companies looking to invent technologies that improve the overall music experience. The electronics company says it is making one exception for its new rule: applications that cover inventions not yet in publicly available Sonos products.

Here is the company’s reasoning for the policy change:

We know that others can – and will – benefit from the time, energy and investment we have put into our patented inventions, not to mention our products themselves. And we welcome that learning, but with an honorable caveat: use it to create differentiated products, rather than merely incorporating or copying our invention without our permission. While we recognize the existence of abuses in the marketplace that cross this ethical line, we still believe patents can and should be used for the benefit of all – by helping accelerate innovation.

You can view all of Sonos’ published US patents and patent applications at the link below. Eventually, that page will also include its forward-published applications.

➤ Sonos Patents

See also – How Sonos completely changed my music listening habits and Sonos Play:1 review: Rich sound at a humble price

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Edward Snowden addresses SXSW, arguing that his actions were in defense of the US constitution

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 5:24 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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The SXSW team will have drawn the envy of conference organizers around the world today after NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden took part in a ‘virtual conversation’ via video link.

Speaking via a Google Hangout and apparently routed through seven proxies from his current location in Russia, Snowden said that he’d chosen to speak first to the technology community rather than the policy community because security services are “setting fire to the future of the Internet” and attendees at SXSW are “firefighters.”

Snowden said that his actions were in line with the oath he took as an NSA contractor to defend the constitution. “Would I do this again? The answer is absolutely yes. Regardless of what happens to me, this is something we had a right to know. I took an oath to support and defend the constitution, and I saw the constitution was violated on a massive scale.”

“When I went public with this, it wasn’t so I could single-handedly change the government, tell them what to do and override what the public thinks is proper. What I wanted to do was to inform the public, so they could make a decision [and] provide their consent for what we should be doing.”

Snowden discussed the need for more accessible secure communication tools. Referencing journalist Glenn Greenwald’s famous difficulty to install PGP when beginning discussions with Snowden, he said that the next generation of these apps need to “pass the Greenwald test… How can we enforce these protections in a simple, cheap and effective way that’s invisible to users?”

“End-to-end encryption, where it’s from my computer directly to your computer, makes mass surveillance impossible at the network level without a crypto-breaker – and they are incredibly rare, normally don’t work and are very expensive,” said Snowden.

“If they want to gather somebody’s communications, they have to target them specifically. They can’t just target everybody all the time and then when they want to read your stuff they go back in a time machine and say ‘what did they say in 2006?’ They can’t pitch exploits at every computer in the world without getting caught. That’s the value of end-to-end encryption and that’s what we need to be thinking about.”

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Snowden criticized the “lack of focus” in monitoring everyone’s communication rather than focusing on suspects because it causes the security services to misdirect their attention away from real crimes such as last year’s Boston Marathon bombing.

Responding to a question emailed in from Tim Berners-Lee, creator of the World Wide Web, Snowden decried the US government’s lack of interest in holding the NSA to account. “We really need public advocates. We need public representatives. We need public oversight. Some way for trusted public figures… to advocate for us and to protect the structure and make sure it’s being fairly applied. We need a  watchdog that watches congress.”

Snowden encouraged individuals to use TOR for their online communications “TOR, is a mixed routing network. Which is very important because it’s encrypted from the user, through the ISP,  to the end of a sort of cloud – a network of browsers that you go through. And because of this, you’re asking your telecommunications provider to no longer spy on you by default, the way they do now, today, when you go to any website.”

He encouraged the use of encrypted hardware and software in order to avoid getting caught up in widespread ‘hoovering’ up of data.

There’s no doubt that Snowden was talking to a largely sympathetic crowd at SXSW and therefore had it largely easy in terms of the questions he was asked, but it was nevertheless an interesting and engaging session and a real highlight of this year’s conference.

(Nick Summers contributed to this report.)

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Facebook revamps Pages on the desktop with new one-column Timeline design to match user profiles

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 5:19 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Social Media

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Facebook today announced a new streamlined look for Pages on desktop that is meant to help both users and Page admins find what they’re looking for. The new design will start rolling out “this week.”

The biggest change is the Timeline for Pages design: all posts are now in one column, just like on user profiles. As a result, posts will appear the same on your Page as they do in the News Feed (stacked on top of one another, as opposed to staggered from left to right).

Here’s the design that most Facebook users currently see:

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Here’s the new design that Facebook will be moving everyone over to:

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You’ll notice that the left-side column includes all the information about the Page, including a map, possible hours of business, phone number, website URL, as well as photos and videos. This is further confirmation by Facebook that the previous multiple-column design was simply too confusing; the company has decided to put all posts on the right side and all other information on the left.

In fact, Facebook only started to switch user profiles to the one-column design in March 2013, and finished doing so last May. Now Pages are following suit, finally ridding the social network of the format that forced users to scan two columns back and forth while scrolling.

That’s on the user side. Page admins will be happy to know they can now view information about the ads they’re running, new likes, unread notifications, and messages no matter where they are on the Page.

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Facebook has also added new navigation options at the top for accessing Page activity, insights, and settings. The new Build Audience menu takes admins to their Ads Manager account.

Lastly, Facebook is also adding a new “Pages to Watch” feature in the Page Insights tool. It lets admins track and compare the performance of Pages similar to their own, including key stats and the past week’s most engaging posts.

All in all, this is a massive update to Facebook Pages, and one that we can’t wait to appear on our own.

Top Image Credit: Brendan Smialowski/AFP/Getty Images

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Apple releases iOS 7.1 with homescreen crash fix, CarPlay support, and improved TouchID

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 5:11 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

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Apple today released iOS 7.1, adding support for its new CarPlay automobile integration, manual control for Siri voice commands and better TouchID support. The company also claimed to have fixed a bug that caused the homescreen to crash, which should hopefully address the issue where iOS devices randomly restart themselves.

CarPlay, which launched earlier this month, allows a car’s in-dash system to control the Phone, Music, Maps, Messages and third-party audio apps.

The new Siri feature now lets you activate Siri while holding the button down so that it will stop listening once you let go. Siri also includes “more natural sounding” voices for Chinese, UK English, Australian English and Japanese.

iOS 7.1 includes minor updates to iTunes Radio, Calendar and Accessibility, as well as subtle changes to the user interface. The iPhone 5s can now automatically enable HDR, and the iPhone 4 should have better performance.

In advance of the iOS 7.1 release, Apple pushed out iOS 7.0.6 in late February in order to address a serious SSL bug that exposed users to potential attack.

Here’s the iOS 7.1 change log from Apple:

CarPlay

  • iOS experience designed for the car
  • Simply connect your iPhone to a CarPlay enabled vehicle
  • Supports Phone, Music, Maps, Messages, and 3rd-party audio apps
  • Control with Siri and the car’s touchscreen, knobs, and buttons

Siri

  • Manually control when Siri listens by holding down the home button while you speak and releasing it when you’re done as an alternative to letting Siri automatically notice when you stop talking
  • New, more natural sounding male and female voices for Mandarin Chinese, UK English, Australian English, and Japanese

iTunes Radio

  • Search field above Featured Stations to easily create stations based on your favorite artist or song
  • Buy albums with the tap of a button from Now Playing
  • Subscribe to iTunes Match on your iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch to enjoy iTunes Radio ad-free

Calendar

  • Option to display events in month view
  • Country specific holidays automatically added for many countries

Accessibility

  • Bold font option now includes the keyboard, calculator, and many icon glyphs
  • Reduce Motion option now includes Weather, Messages, and multitasking UI animations
  • New options to display button shapes, darken app colors, and reduce white point

Miscellaneous

  • New Camera setting to automatically enable HDR for iPhone 5s
  • iCloud Keychain support in additional countries
  • FaceTime call notifications are automatically cleared when you answer a call on another device
  • Fixes a bug that could occasionally cause a home screen crash
  • Improves Touch ID fingerprint recognition
  • Improved performance for iPhone 4
  • Fixes display of Mail unread badge for numbers greater than 10,000
  • Continued user interface refinements

Image credit: Lintao Zhang/Getty Images

 

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HP Autonomy updates Aurasma augmented reality toolkit to make it simpler to manage and share content

Mar10
by Sindy Cator on March 10, 2014 at 4:17 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Product Updates

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HP Autonomy’s Aurasma augmented reality platform has been updated today to make it easier for users to create and share content.

Among the headline features is a new Web portal for creating, launching, managing and reporting on augmented reality campaigns run on the platform – aimed at streamlining the whole process and providing a more integrated campaign overview.

The update also brings the option of targeting specific content at specific demographics using Aurasma Studio, thereby allowing companies to provide different experiences based on the location where the content is viewed.

Rounding up the list of notable updates is the introduction of direct Facebook and Twitter sharing of content from within the Aurasma app (available for iOS and Android), and a new SDK to allow developers, marketeers and digital agencies to make better use of the platform to build campaigns and use its tools within their own apps.

All of this equates to more engaged users, the company says. And an engaged user is a happy user, in theory. You can check out an example of some of the content deals that Aurasma already has in place below – in this case, Taylor by Taylor Swift.

➤ Aurasma

Featured Image Credit – Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images

 

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