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Skype updates iOS app with a focus on messaging after four long confusing years

Jun12
by Sindy Cator on June 12, 2014 at 1:00 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider, Product Updates

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The Skype app for iOS was a mess. But with today’s update, it’s finally getting back on track and regular updates are now on the roadmap. Today Skype redesigned its iOS app for the first time in four years and it shows. The long-in-the-tooth incarnation of the app looked like something from iOS 4. That’s because that’s the last time the app saw a major update. The new and improved Skype app reduces the clutter and focuses on the current messaging trend. In fact, the bottom menu bar has only two major features; phone calls and messaging. Finding contacts, favorites, and recent…

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PulseOn hands-on: A heart-rate monitor wristband born out of Nokia

Jun12
by Sindy Cator on June 12, 2014 at 12:48 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets, Insider, Product Reviews

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The last 12 months may be remembered for many things, but in the tech realm, the surge of wrist-mounted activity-trackers will surely be one of them. Some might say there’s been too much choice. The latest entrant to the busy space is PulseOn, a Finnish company spun out of Nokia back in 2012. Interestingly, not only did Nokia allow the technology to leave its grasps, the company actually gave the newly-formed PulseOn a grant of “thousands of euros”, while also providing a credit guarantee for a bank. This saw them good for the first 10 months before securing VC funding,…

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Tiered Commissions and Counting Zeros

Jun12
by Sindy Cator on June 12, 2014 at 12:20 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Math and Stats Functions

I was writing some formulas for a tiered commission calculation recently that I thought I should post. But beyond just what the formulas do, it reminded me that I’ve never shared my ‘counting zeros’ opinion, so I’m wrapping that in with this post too.

You have a commission structure where you pay your salesmen 5% for every sale. If the sale is a particularly large one, you pay them a bonus commission – 8% for the portion of the sale that’s over $20,000. But you don’t want your salespeople getting so rich that they have enough money to quit. Nor do you want them to get an unfairly huge commission on an unusually large sale. So you have a third tier that reduces their commission to 1% for the portion of the sale that’s over $100,000.

Let’s look at the formulas for column H.

    H4        =MAX(MIN(2*10^4,H2)*0.05,0)
    H5        =MAX(MIN(8*10^4,H2-2*10^4)*0.08,0)
    H6        =MAX(0,H2-10^5)*0.01
  • In H4, Take the smaller of $20,000 and whatever is in H2 and multiply it by 5%. Then take that larger of that result or 0, just in case there’s a negative sale in there. (5% of $20,000 = $1,000)
  • In H5, Take the smaller of $80,000 ($100k less $20k) and the amount that H2 exceeds $20,000 and multiply by 8%. Then take the larger of that result or zero. (8% of $80,000 = $6,400)
  • In H6, Take the larger of 0 and the amount less $100,000 and multiply by 1%. (1% of $1,000 = $10)

The MIN part of the formulas in H4 and H5 make sure you don’t pay more commission on that tier than you should. The MAX part returns zero when the calculation goes negative.

About counting zeros. You may have noticed that I use terms like 2*10^4 to represent $20,000. I’m a big fan of commas, but I can’t use them in formulas (they’re kind of important for separating arguments). I picked up using scientific notation in formulas from a scientist I know and I love it. No more do I have count the zeros in

=IF(A1=25000000,600000,8000000)

to know if it’s 25 million, 2.5 million, or 250 million. Instead I write

=IF(A1=25*10^6, 6*10^5, 8*10^6)

An even better answer is to put those values in cells and refer to the cells. When they’re in cells, I can format them and use commas to count the zeros. But let’s face it, sometimes we hardcode numbers in formulas. And when I do, I’ve been using this method for larger numbers and, after a small adjustment period, it’s been great.

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Facebook will serve you ads based on more of your Web browsing history. Here’s how you can opt out.

Jun12
by Sindy Cator on June 12, 2014 at 11:55 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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Earlier today, Facebook revealed that ads served on mobile devices will include links to a Facebook Page, social context and sharing options from August 6. This move essentially brings its mobile apps in line with those on the desktop version of Facebook. Now, however, Facebook has revealed another interesting tidbit around its advertising plans. While it currently primarily garners data from your main Facebook-browsing activity to serve you ads, it will soon start using more information from third-party websites and apps too, though only in the US at first. The company is quick on the defensive already too, adding that:…

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Epic: Rovio launches its Angry Birds role-playing game globally

Jun12
by Sindy Cator on June 12, 2014 at 10:12 am
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider

Back in March, Rovio launched the next installment in its ridiculously popular Angry Birds franchise: A role-playing game (RPG) called Angry Birds Epic. However, the soft-launch meant that the app was only available in Canada, Australia and New Zealand. But now, it’s available globally. While it has been iOS-only so far, it’s expected to launch on Android later today too, and we’ll update here with the link as soon as it’s available. Given that this is an RPG, it’s less about hurling birds through the air and more about narrative. Indeed, combat is turn-based, while there’s also a “challenging end-game.”…

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