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Comic for July 15, 2014

Jul15
by Sindy Cator on July 15, 2014 at 5:00 am
Posted In: Around the Web

Dilbert readers – Please visit Dilbert.com to read this feature. Due to changes with our feeds, we are now making this RSS feed a link to Dilbert.com.

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How hard can canceling your Comcast account be? Very hard.

Jul15
by Sindy Cator on July 15, 2014 at 4:54 am
Posted In: Around the Web, comcast, Shareables

How hard can it be to disconnect from your internet and cable provider? It’s a battle if you are a Comcast customer, according to the experience AOL’s Ryan Block and his wife Veronica Belmont recently went through. The couple recorded their painful conversation with a Comcast rep 10 minutes into the call, which is at times akin to a desperate girlfriend or boyfriend clinging on to a fractured relationship until the bitter end. Unfortunately, the Comcast staffer seemingly did not know he was talking with two tech influencers, and now of the recording is spreading online. Are Block and Belmont alone in receiving this level of…

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Redmart’s e-commerce goal scores $23m from Alibaba investor Softbank, Facebook co-founder Saverin

Jul15
by Sindy Cator on July 15, 2014 at 4:42 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Asia, e-commerce, Singapore

Grocery shopping
Singapore-based online grocery store RedMart has huge ambitions to eventually expand beyond groceries, with the aim to eventually build a logistics network that can be leveraged for many verticals other than just groceries. “We see ourselves as a technology and logistics company that just happens to be delivering groceries,” Redmart CEO Roger Egan told TNW. The company is on a roll as it marches towards this ultimate aim. After scooping $5.4 million in a bridge round in January this year, it has just raised a $23 million Series B round from existing investors Garena (which invested in its Series A round) and…

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Alibaba to bring Twilight and other Lionsgate shows to Chinese homes with new subscription service

Jul15
by Sindy Cator on July 15, 2014 at 3:34 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Asia, streaming

Alibaba
Chinese e-commerce giant Alibaba has just further boosted its digital entertainment arsenal by inking a deal with Lionsgate to bring Hollywood blockbusters to audiences in China. The two companies announced today that they are teaming up to launch Lionsgate Entertainment World, a subscription streaming service for mainland China that will be exclusive to owners of Alibaba’s latest set-top box. This will let users gain access to films such as the first installment of the Divergent franchise, several titles from Twilight Saga, as well as TV series including Nashville, Mad Men and Weeds. The service is expected to debut in August, and will…

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Updating the For Next AutoHotkey in the VBE

Jul15
by Sindy Cator on July 15, 2014 at 1:53 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Keyboard

Last month I posted about some AHK scripts I was starting to use to make the VBE a little less gross every day. There were some awesome comments. I took Hubisan’s comment and ran with it through a few iterations. First, let’s go to the video.

I use a program called CamStudio. For some reason it’s blurry for the first 30 seconds. I really need to get Techsmith’s Camtasia. But it gets the point across for now.

I’m seriously digging the AHK stuff. Here’s the script:

:*:for ::
;when you type for{space}, replace it with caps so you know you’re in AHK mode
SendInput FOR{Space}
;wait for the next word and store it in counter
Input, counter,I V T10,{Space}{Escape}
;finish with ESC and you thwart AHK
;but finish with a space and more stuff happens
if (ErrorLevel = "EndKey:Space")
    {
    ;if the next word is each, it’s a for each loop
    if (counter = "each")
        {
        ;wait for the next word and store it in eachctr
        Input, eachctr, I V T10,{Space}{Escape}
        if (ErrorLevel = "EndKey:Space")
            {
            ;Once you know eachctr, fill in the Next line and go back up to the For line
            SendInput +{HOME}{DELETE}{Enter}Next %eachctr%{Up}For Each %eachctr%{Space}
            }
        }
    ;if the next word is one of these, you’re opening a text file
    else if (counter = "Append" or counter = "Binary" or counter = "Input" or counter = "Output" or counter = "Random")
        {
        ;get the next word – it really should only be ‘As’
        Input, askeyword, I V T10,{Space}{Escape}
        if (ErrorLevel = "EndKey:Space")
            {
            if (askeyword = "As")
                {
                ;the word after ‘As’ is the file number
                Input, filenum, I V T10,{Enter}{Escape}
                if (ErrorLevel = "EndKey:Enter")
                    {
                    ;complete the close statement, because I always forget that.
                    SendInput {Enter}Close{Space}
                    ;you got to send this part raw because there may be a # in there and that’s special
                    SendRaw %filenum%
                    SendInput {Up}
                    }
                }
            }
        }
    else
        {
        ;and finally if it’s not all that special stuff, it’s just a for next
        SendInput +{HOME}{DELETE}{Enter}Next %counter%{Up}For %counter%{Space}
        }
    }
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I put in comments so hopefully you can follow along. All I’ve done is copy Hubisan’s code, so if I took something nice and made it total crap it’s because I don’t know what I’m doing.

Bob Phillips made a good point in the last post about how he doesn’t prefer the automation. The automation gets in the way sometimes and typing the code slows things down so you can use your brain a little more. Good points, I thought, but I still like the automation. I can relate to the point that it gets in the way sometimes. In a previous iteration, I would type For i and it would put Next i, plus a blank line, plus a tab. That means when I’m done with the For statement, I have to arrow down. I don’t want to arrow down. I want to hit enter, then tab. So I made the automation fit the way I want to work and now I’m very happy with it.

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