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Outlook email service reportedly hacked in China

Jan19
by Sindy Cator on January 19, 2015 at 12:58 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Asia, hack

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Microsoft’s Outlook email service was down in China for a day over the weekend owing to a man-in-the-middle attack, reports Chinese Web monitoring site GreatFire. Users in China noticed an outage when they attempted to access Outlook email using IMAP and SMTP protocols on desktop and mobile email clients on Jan 17. However, Outlook’s web interface was not affected. GreatFire reports that the man-in-the-middle (MITM) attack was likely used as it only presents a minor error in email clients and is not as obvious as other takedown tactics. This could easily be mistaken for a network issue and users would be none the…

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Finding the Earliest Time by Day

Jan19
by Sindy Cator on January 19, 2015 at 12:30 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Math and Stats Functions

A reader needs to find the difference between the time listed and the earliest time listed for that same day. Here’s the data:

Date Time Difference
6/9/2014 14:49:05 0:00:00
6/9/2014 14:49:47 0:00:42
6/9/2014 14:50:33 0:01:28
6/9/2014 14:51:17 0:02:12
6/9/2014 14:51:31 0:02:26
6/9/2014 14:51:56 0:02:51
7/9/2014 6:19:55 0:00:00
7/9/2014 6:21:09 0:01:14
7/9/2014 6:21:31 0:01:36
7/9/2014 6:22:25 0:02:30
7/9/2014 6:22:53 0:02:58
7/9/2014 6:23:23 0:03:28
7/9/2014 6:23:47 0:03:52

The formula in the Difference column, C2, is {=B2-MIN(IF($A$2:$A$14=A2,$B$2:$B$14,""))}, filled down to fit the data.

It’s an array formula, so don’t type the curly braces, but enter with Ctrl+Shift+Enter, not just enter. The array part of the formula, the part subtracted from B2, is the smallest value where the date in column A is a match. By selecting everything in the MIN function in the formula bar and pressing Ctrl+=, you can see how Excel is calculating the minimum.

=B2-MIN({0.617418981481482;0.617905092592593;0.6184375;0.618946759259259;0.619108796296296;0.619398148148148;"";"";"";"";"";"";""})

Because we’re dealing with times, the numbers aren’t so easy to read. But the important part is at the end of the array – a bunch of empty strings. When the date doesn’t match, the IF function returns an empty string. MIN ignores any text, so only the smallest of the numbers listed is returned.

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Your guide to surviving long-haul flights: What to pack, eat and do to avoid jet lag

Jan19
by Sindy Cator on January 19, 2015 at 12:05 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, LifeHacks

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In today’s connected world, taking your business international is more commonplace than ever. Still, that doesn’t make long flights any more convenient. Here are some tips to make your long-haul travels easier and prevent or reduce jet lag. Before traveling Add the time of your destination to your phone When traveling for work, it can be easy to neglect smaller admin-related tasks like food, transportation and configuring the time. If you add the time of your home country and your destination beforehand, it will help you figure out when you’re likely to be sleepy or hungry. iOS devices have a…

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Spotify gets a fresh lick of paint and new features on Windows Phone

Jan19
by Sindy Cator on January 19, 2015 at 11:29 am
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider, Product Updates

Spotify has today announced an update for its Windows Phone app that brings a new darker look to the music streaming service. Available to download now for Windows Phone 8 (or higher) users, there’s a darker overall theme, revamped typography and some smooth new rounded icons. The company said it isn’t just aesthetics behind the dark look – it allows content to ‘pop’, “just like in a cinema when you dim the lights.” Apart from the new look, Spotify has also added the ‘Your Music‘ and new ‘Browse’ features, first seen on other platforms in the second half of last…

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Viber and Tango’s messaging services temporarily banned in Bangladesh

Jan19
by Sindy Cator on January 19, 2015 at 11:13 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Asia, Protests

The Bangladeshi government placed a temporary ban on mobile messaging services Viber and Tango yesterday for undisclosed reasons, reports AFP. On orders from local law enforcement agencies, The Bangladesh Telecommunications and Regulatory Commission had shut down both services “for the time being,” according to a commission spokesman who didn’t offer any explanation for the BTRC’s decision. However, it’s likely that the services were shut down to prevent anti-government protesters from communicating freely with each other. Activists from the Bangladesh Nationalist Party and its allies are in a struggle to overthrow the current government, with recent protests turning violent and killing…

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