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DJI’s Phantom drones won’t be able to fly over Washington or across national borders anymore

Jan28
by Sindy Cator on January 28, 2015 at 2:04 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Product Updates

DJI, the company behind the insanely popular DJI Phantom drone series, has announced today that it will be rolling out new firmware that will limit flight in specific areas, in accordance with Federal Aviation Authority guidelines. Due to arrive “in the coming days,” the new firmware will nix any drug-runners hoping to use drones to move narcotics across national borders, as well as prevent a reoccurence of the crash-landed White House drone this week by stopping the devices from operating within its designated No Fly Zones. This new zone centers on downtown Washington, DC and extends for 25 kilometers in…

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Best of both worlds: Get 79% off iDrive 1TB local and 10TB cloud backup bundle

Jan28
by Sindy Cator on January 28, 2015 at 1:55 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Offers, TNWDeals

This leading cloud backup service syncs your files in real time, and encrypts all your data before storing it securely in the cloud so you always retrieve your files, wherever you are. And with our exclusive deal, today you can get the best of both worlds: 1 TB of local storage and backup plus 10TB of cloud backup for just $97 – that’s 79 percent off. iDrive offers several useful features that make it a great choice for backing up and syncing your precious data. Its intelligent real-time backup recognizes the modified parts of files and uploads only the changes,…

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Best of both worlds: Get 79% off iDrive 1TB local and 10TB cloud backup bundle

Jan28
by Sindy Cator on January 28, 2015 at 1:55 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Offers, TNWDeals

This leading cloud backup service syncs your files in real time, and encrypts all your data before storing it securely in the cloud so you always retrieve your files, wherever you are. And with our exclusive deal, today you can get the best of both worlds: 1 TB of local storage and backup plus 10TB of cloud backup for just $97 – that’s 79 percent off. iDrive offers several useful features that make it a great choice for backing up and syncing your precious data. Its intelligent real-time backup recognizes the modified parts of files and uploads only the changes,…

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Oyster adds the complete ‘Harry Potter’ series to its ebook subscription service

Jan28
by Sindy Cator on January 28, 2015 at 1:00 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Insider

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Oyster, the ebook subscription service, today announced that it has partnered with Pottermore to offer the complete ‘Harry Potter’ series for fans and new readers alike. In addition to all seven ‘Harry Potter’ books, users will also have to option to replace their Oyster’s Reader Themes by tapping the Sorting Hat to be “placed” into one of the four Hogwarts Houses. Unlike the actual Hogwarts, however, you can switch Houses if you hate where you end up. ‘Harry Potter’ is one of those series that will stay warm within our generation’s hearts, especially for those who grew up with the characters as…

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Joining Two Dimensional Arrays

Jan28
by Sindy Cator on January 28, 2015 at 12:30 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Arrays

The Join function takes an array and smushes it together into a String. I love the Join function. The only thing I don’t like about it is when I forget that it doesn’t work on 2d arrays. Join only works with 1-dimensional arrays. The last time my memory failed me, I decided to write my own. And here it is.

Public Function Join2D(ByVal vArray As Variant, Optional ByVal sWordDelim As String = " ", Optional ByVal sLineDelim As String = vbNewLine) As String
   
    Dim i As Long, j As Long
    Dim aReturn() As String
    Dim aLine() As String
   
    ReDim aReturn(LBound(vArray, 1) To UBound(vArray, 1))
    ReDim aLine(LBound(vArray, 2) To UBound(vArray, 2))
   
    For i = LBound(vArray, 1) To UBound(vArray, 1)
        For j = LBound(vArray, 2) To UBound(vArray, 2)
            ‘Put the current line into a 1d array
            aLine(j) = vArray(i, j)
        Next j
        ‘Join the current line into a 1d array
        aReturn(i) = Join(aLine, sWordDelim)
    Next i
   
    Join2D = Join(aReturn, sLineDelim)
   
End Function

It’s pretty simple. It loops through the first dimension (the row dimension) and joins each line with sLineDelim. Inside that loop, it joins each element in the second dimension with sWordDelim. What this function doesn’t do is automatically insert itself into only the projects I want. That requires me to remember that I wrote it and where I put it. In reality, I’ll probably reinvent the wheel the next time I need it.

Here’s my extensive testing procedure.

Sub TEST_Join2d()
   
    Dim a(1 To 2, 1 To 2) As String
   
    a(1, 1) = "The"
    a(1, 2) = "Quick"
    a(2, 1) = "Brown"
    a(2, 2) = "Fox"
   
    Debug.Print Join2D(a)
    Debug.Print
    Debug.Print Join2D(a, ",")
    Debug.Print
    Debug.Print Join2D(a, , "|")
    Debug.Print
    Debug.Print Join2D(a, ";", "||")
   
End Sub

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