Ask anyone who gets their news from local TV: Pokémon Go is dangerous. You can’t let your kids play that game, because they might get hurt. It’s like stranger-danger, but with adorable creatures to catch. Well, last night a shooting victim in Greshem, Oregon, just outside Portland, claimed she was shot while playing the game. Cue the standard local media reaction, right? Well, there’s a hiccup this time. “She didn’t have a phone,” said police spokesperson Adam Baker told The Oregonian. I speak from experience: it’s really hard to play Pokémon go without a phone. Impossible, some might say. And it…

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