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EOS, TRON, Monero, Augur handed out $24K in bug bounties this week alone

Jul06
by Sindy Cator on July 6, 2018 at 1:40 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, cryptocurrency, Hard Fork


Cryptocurrency startups often tout blockchain technology for its immutability and heightened security, but in spite of such claims, even distributed ledgers are prone to hacking. Just this week alone, EOS, TRON, Monero, and Augur have handed out $24,500 in bug bounties to ethical hackers who found kinks in their software. According to HackerOne data, security experts found a total of seven vulnerabilities: three in TRON, two in EOS, and one each Monero and Augur respectively. Unfortunately, most of these reports remain closed to the public, so it’s difficult to gauge how serious the issues were. Here’s what we know though: EOS was…

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This AI uses sight to isolate the sound of specific instruments

Jul06
by Sindy Cator on July 6, 2018 at 12:56 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, artificial intelligence, Music


If you’ve ever learnt an instrument, straining to hear what your favorite musician is playing under the din of other players is probably familiar to you. Luckily for all the budding Hendrixes, Rachmaninoffs, and Harold Bishops (from the Australian soap opera Neighbours) out there, MIT has a solution. The university’s Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (CSAIL) has created an AI system that can analyze a musical performance and isolate the sounds of specific instruments. Check it in action here: Named PixelPlayer, it uses something the researchers refer to as “self-supervised” deep learning. In other words, it requires no direct human interaction and, weirdly,…

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Copying and Filling Table Totals

Jul06
by Sindy Cator on July 6, 2018 at 12:52 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

Suppose you have a table with a number of columns.

And suppose you wanted to sum the Num6 column. You’d select a cell in that column and use Alt+JT+T to add the totals row.

But Excel always sums the last column (that it’s able to) when it should really sum the one you’re on. That’s an easy enough fix

Private Sub Worksheet_Change(ByVal Target As Range)
    
    Dim lo As ListObject
        
    'There's a lot that can go wrong here, so we'll just ignore everything
    On Error Resume Next
    
    'Loop through every table on the sheet - but there should only be one IMO
    For Each lo In Me.ListObjects
        'If the range you're changing is exactly the same as the total row,
        'you're probably adding the total row. If there is no total row
        'you get an error - thus the on error above
        If Target.Address = lo.TotalsRowRange.Address Then
            'If you selected a cell in the table, that's the column you want to sum
            If Not Intersect(ActiveCell, lo.Range) Is Nothing Then
                lo.ListColumns(ActiveCell.Column - lo.DataBodyRange.Column + 1).TotalsCalculation = xlTotalsCalculationSum
            End If
            Exit For
        End If
    Next lo
    
End Sub

That won’t stop the last column from also being summed, but it’s easier to destroy than create. I’ll let that happen and go delete it if I don’t want it. But we’re not done yet. The craziness is just starting. By the way, I’m using Office 2010. If they fixed any of this stuff in later versions, bully for them, but I’m still not upgrading.

The formula to sum Num6 is: =SUBTOTAL(109,[Num6]). If I copy and paste that to Num5

The formula stays the same. That’s consistent with how copying formulas that use Structured Table Referencing (STR), but it really stinks in this case. If I want to sum all of the columns, I have to go select the appropriate aggregate function from the list. I could change the STR into normal cell references, but then I lose the table goodness.

One option is to select a cell in Num5 and press Alt+JT+T+Alt+JT+T. Turning the totals row off and then on again sums up for that column by calling the code I wrote above. The fact that this works means I should have check to see if there was already an aggregate in the cell before I overwrote it. That is, if I had a count formula in there and turned the total row off and then on again, I’d kill that row. If I fix that, this workaround doesn’t work. But it’s the right thing to do.

If IsEmpty(Intersect(lo.TotalsRowRange, ActiveCell.EntireColumn).Value) Then
                    lo.ListColumns(ActiveCell.Column - lo.DataBodyRange.Column + 1).TotalsCalculation = xlTotalsCalculationSum
                End If

Well that doesn’t work. If I have =SUBTOTAL(103,[Num5]) in the cell and turn on and off the total row, it changes to =SUBTOTAL(109,[Num5]).

I think what’s happening here is that Excel tables have a good memory. Once I change the aggregate to sum, that becomes the default for that column. When you show totals for the first time, the event sequence is (with the Target in parentheses)

  1. Add the total row (A5:H5)
  2. Add the total label (A5)
  3. Aggregate the last column (H5)

When I re-show the total row after having changed the aggregate, the event code changes the default aggregate, and when the table restores the formula it’s using the that aggregate. Assume I’m in Num7 when I show totals the first time. Then I move to Num5, add a count, and hide and show totals.

Event Target Num5 Default Aggregate
Show Totals 1st time A5:H5 SUM
Add label A5 SUM
Aggregate Num7 (automatic) H5 SUM
Add Count to Num5 (manual) F5 COUNT
Hide Totals A5:H5 COUNT
Show Totals 2nd time A5:H5 COUNT
Change Event F5 SUM
Add label A5 SUM
Aggregate Num5 (automatic) F5 SUM
Aggregate Num7 (automatic) H5 SUM

The second-to-last change is Excel restoring the Num5 total from the last time. It doesn’t restore it to what it was, it restores it to whatever the last aggregate used was. Since I interjected some code between the adding of the row and the restoration of the aggregate, I changed the default for that column. At least I think that’s what happening.

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Korean banks still bearish on cryptocurrency – despite holding $1.8B worth of it

Jul06
by Sindy Cator on July 6, 2018 at 10:57 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Hard Fork, Insider


A new report by South Korea’s central bank has found that local financial institutions are still lukewarm to cryptocurrency – despite hodling close to $2 billion worth of digital coins. When compared against the sum total of all institutional investments, cryptocurrencies accounted for 8 percent of the roughly $23 billion managed under brokerage in South Korea, Yonhap News reports. It’s worth noting that the numbers cited in the report concern investments as of December last year. But despite $1.8 billion worth of crypto-money in their vaults, financial giants remain reserved about the future of the crypto-asset market. “The amount of…

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Review: Mario Tennis Aces is like cocaine – fun, but leaves you wanting more

Jul06
by Sindy Cator on July 6, 2018 at 9:25 am
Posted In: Around the Web, gaming


In Mario Tennis Aces, a portly moustachioed man and a mushroom travel around a magical world to try and cure the former’s brother after he was possessed by a dark force hiding in a tennis racquet named Lucien. Yep, sounds pretty Nintendo. That’s why I play the company’s games, duh. But what’s new? Well, Mario Tennis Aces is the eighth game in the ball-based series and the first on the Switch. It’s also the first Mario Tennis since Power Tour for the Game Boy Advance to have a full-blown story mode. As described above, the adventure begins with Luigi rushing to grab…

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