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Spotify now lets you listen to a single track on repeat over and over and over again

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by Sindy Cator on February 10, 2014 at 4:27 am
Posted In: Around the Web, spotify

Are you one of those people who like to listen to your song of the moment over and over? If so, there’s good news if you use Spotify for your tunes, as the company has added the option to repeat a single track — a basic but missing part of its experience.

Initially available on the desktop client only, the feature is activated by toggling the repeat button located on the player bar at the bottom until it shows the ‘repeat one’ icon in the screenshot below. The option will land on the iOS and Android apps with the next updates, the company says.

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Headline image via Mario Tama/Getty Images

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Google’s Chromecast is reportedly landing in Australia this year, could see content from Telstra

Feb10
by Sindy Cator on February 10, 2014 at 2:33 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Australia, chromecast, Google, Product Updates

chromecast img Googles Chromecast is reportedly landing in Australia this year, could see content from TelstraGoogle’s Chromecast is reportedly launching in Australia later this year and possibly with content from Telstra’s BigPond media assets, according to The Australian (hat/tip Matthew Keys).

Australian telecom firm Telstra has been in talks with Google on various ways to get content from BigPond, including movies and online sports programs, onto the Chromecast device, The Australian reports. Telstra engineers are also exploring the option of embedding Chromecast functionality into Telstra’s own digital media player, the T-Box. Telstra and Google have both declined to comment to the newspaper.

This latest news comes after it was revealed that Google’s Chromecast was finally expanding beyond the US with a launch in the UK within weeks. All these moves hint at Google’s ambitions for the device – which some had feared would end up like the mostly unsuccessful Google TV.

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As its developer promised, Flappy Bird is no longer available – but clones remain

Feb09
by Sindy Cator on February 9, 2014 at 7:46 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

Flappy Bird1 220x125 As its developer promised, Flappy Bird is no longer available – but clones remain As he promised yesterday, Dong Nguyen, the developer of hit game Flappy Bird has pulled the game from availability on both Android and iOS (although its App Store page is still live at the time of writing.) In what look like a classic case of the artist growing to hate his creation, he tweeted yesterday “I cannot take this anymore,” and refused to sell the game on to any other publisher.

If you missed what the fuss was all about with this simple and fiendishly difficult game, there are plenty of Flappy Bird clones available, including one for Android that appears to have taken advantage of the death of its inspiration and changed its name from Flappy Bird 3D, to Flappy Bird – cunning.

Don’t miss: Flappy Bird is a validation for Asia’s messaging app giants and their global plans

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20 ways to be awesome on the Internet

Feb09
by Sindy Cator on February 9, 2014 at 6:30 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Entrepreneur, LifeHacks, Lifestyle, Lists, Social Media

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Shy Rosenweig is the co-founder and COO of Meetey, bringing social networking to your neighborhood.


You’ll find tips and tricks everywhere online and some of them are actually very good. The problem many people have is TMI (too much information).

They get overloaded by so much information from so many different places, it becomes hard to process what’s priority. So here’s a list of 20 things you need to remember online, the most important things, all in one place so you’re sure you don’t forget anything!

1. Keep it real

You know that guy who wears sunglasses indoors? That “cool” guy everyone secretly despises? Don’t be that guy. Don’t try to be “cool,” don’t try to be something you’re not or try to talk to a crowd you know nothing about. You’ll stand out like a sore thumb.

2. Be your audience

I wanted to say “know your audience” but it’s really more than that. You have to know them at a level where you can create a perfect picture of who your audience is. You have to be them to know how to approach them, market to them, and not piss them off.

3. Know your industry

Stay updated with the latest news, follow competitors and see what they’re doing and follow anyone your audience seems to be attracted to or talking about. You have to know what’s going on in an industry you’re planning on dominating.

4. Forget ego

Whether you like it or not, not everyone is going to like you. I’m not talking about trolls or senseless bashing, but people who simply don’t like what you’re offering or don’t agree with what you have to say.

Accept their criticism, talk to them politely, and understand that they help you become better! Don’t let your ego blind you from being awesome.

5. Stop repeating yourself

It’s a great feeling when something you post gets shared hundreds, even thousands of times. Try to understand why it worked and how you can repeat the result.

Pay attention – repeat the result, not the content! Don’t tweet the same thing over and over again – it will get on people’s nerves and will ultimately make you look unprofessional and annoying.

6. Be original

Information is everywhere, everyone is sharing their ideas and stories online… it’s really hard to be original. That being said, you don’t have a choice.

You have to be original or you’ll get a “meh” reaction from people who come across your content or product. Give them something they’ve never seen before.

7. Make it memorable

Whether it’s content, a product, service or even a method of doing something – make it memorable. Either give it a name or create it in a way people will never forget.

Think of it this way, if they want to talk about your product with a friend – how will they describe you? “That guy who talks about that method for doing things online” is bad. “The YOURNAME method” or even “the guy with that cool blue and green spider logo” is better.

8. Be useful

Solve a problem. Find a problem you can solve and provide a solution. A real solution that works with proven results is obviously ideal.

Even if you’re writing a recipe – don’t just write how to make apple pie but talk about the difficulties people usually encounter when attempting to bake and how to solve them.

9. Love what you do

If you’re not in love with what you’re selling, you’ve got a problem. If you can’t convince yourself, how are you going to convince the masses?

Even more so if you’re running the show – if it’s your business make sure you are head over heels for it because that kind of passion is contagious and people will notice. Think Steve Jobs.

10. Stay updated

The online world is an ever-changing medium of craziness and you have to stay up to date with everything. Sign up to newsletters and magazines, follow top technology companies in the marketing and advertising industry and stay updated with whatever can help you market your product.

11. Write epic content

Content is king. Yes, you’ve heard it before. That doesn’t make it any less important. Don’t just be original, don’t just solve a problem, but writing amazingly epic content that will make people say “wow.” Otherwise, you’re just another username among millions online.

12. Tell people what to do

This will sound like a “duh” tip but you’d be surprised how many forget/ignore it. When you create a landing page, website or even an article, there’s a goal behind it. You do it because you want people who see it to do something.

Internet people have zero patience to guess your intentions. If you don’t tell them what to do, where to click, who to call, etc., they’ll just go away.

13. Tell stories that get a point across

People understand things more when they can relate to it and stories are easy to relate to. You can write what a product does and even show excellent proof of how amazing it is, but sometimes people just won’t get why they need it.

Try giving them a story, a case study or example of a situation in which you product helped and how.

14. Join a pack

Don’t go all lone wolf on us. It’s a big world out there and you’re a tiny little nobody among millions. You really think the best approach is to go at it alone?

Talk to people in your industry, get to know bloggers or marketers who do what you do and make friends. Not because you need something from them, but because being around people like you, people with the same goals and ideals, is going to help you be successful.

15. Don’t be a douche

Unfortunately, there is an endless number of ways for someone to be douchey online and if you’re a douche I doubt this will change anything but it’s worth a try. Don’t use black hat techniques, don’t shove things in people’s faces or try to trick them into doing something. Be polite even if someone is bashing you and just try to be honest and decent.

16. Get the lingo right

This goes with understanding your audience. Once you know who you’re talking you, you have to know how to talk to them. A lot of people will tell you to dumb your content down, but if your audience consists of scientists and people with PhDs, that might not be the best approach.

Then again, if you write content full of tech-speak for the elderly… you get the point. Know the lingo in your industry and get a feel for how to talk to your peeps.

17. Be consistent

A lot of things can change – even your logo and website design, though it’s not recommended to do that very often. What you should refrain from changing is your brand language.

Your brand voice needs to be consistent in your content and customer service. It looks more professional and helps people remember you while creating an image that feels more realistic and approachable.

18. Don’t freak out

Things happen, it’s just the way of the world. But the planet will keep spinning and you’ll get over it. What won’t help for sure is freaking out and making rash (often irrational) decisions. Don’t ever make important decisions when you’re emotionally unstable. You need a cool head for that.

19. Be visual

People find it easier to remember images than words, not to mention seeing an image takes a second as opposed to reading a 500-word article. Try to design things, even images in your articles, in a way that will convey the overall message and “vibe” you want your audience to get.

20. Be awesome

You’re you, which makes you uniquely different from everyone else. Embrace that, be comfortable in your own skin. Find your strengths and weaknesses, find your comfort zones and see what happens when you step out of them. You’re already awesome just for being unique – all you have to do is be comfortable with that so it reflects in everything you do.

Are you ready now?

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6 tips for a successful system integration project

Feb09
by Sindy Cator on February 9, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Design & Dev, How-To's

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David Akka is the Managing Director of Magic Software Enterprises (UK) Ltd. He previously worked in project management, professional services and CTO roles.


Resistance to change, the level of risk involved, and the investment required with no immediate benefits are just some of the reasons why most IT departments put off system integration projects.

But with enterprise mobility becoming a reality, on-line collaboration on the rise, and new cloud services coming on board, there is an urgent need to update systems to manage data securely and effectively throughout the enterprise.

Because of the complexity, length and expense of these projects, it’s always helpful to step back and make sure the overall strategy is in place before the development work begins.

Here are six tips to having a successful systems integration.

1. Recruit champions and keep them on board

Management needs to provide their input from the beginning and be viewed as a significant partner. Champions inside the affected business need can articulate the benefits to their colleagues also helps sell the project to users.

Avoid blame culture by fostering a strategic view and attitudes of openness, cooperation and problem-solving across all management and departments on the project. Make sure all complexities are discussed with vendors and subcontractors so roadblocks can be identified early and be avoided.

2. Have a series of small successes

Integration projects are typically wide-ranging and complex, following a grand strategic vision of how the company should look; this view means that the reality often looks incomplete and with endless work ahead.

The project has a greater chance of success when the overall project is broken down into small steps that each bring demonstrable value.

3. Make sure all security challenges are addressed

Now that sensitive data in backend enterprise systems are available via a smartphone, it is critical to understand all of the workflows and when sensitive data can be compromised.

The risks of data breaches are even higher due to employees using their own devices and private cloud services. This requires a shift in thinking from security data to securing processes.

On mobile alone, there are a range of ways to achieve this, from securing the device with passwords, MDM solutions, and geofences, to securing access to the applications, often through containers, and finally securing the data itself, by encrypting and ensuring it is not stored on the device.

4. Use the relevant integration tools

Not all tools are the same: making sure that you fully understand what you need today and what you might need tomorrow will help you choose the most relevant ones.

There are two main types of integration tool: on one side you have data synchronization/upload tools; and on the other is process-based integration. If you’re after an ETL or data synchronization, then a data synchronization tool is ideal; and if you want to integrate workflows or processes then you need a process-based integration tool.

Third-party tools have the advantage that they are optimized to deal with vendor’s technology stacks (especially those which have vendor-certified connectors and capabilities) but they are also optimized to integrate between stacks. So if you are thinking of integrating technologies from multiple vendors or want to keep your options open for the future, it’s worth looking into vendor-agnostic tools as these will provide best-of-breed capabilities out of the box.

5. Monitoring and performance management is critical

Along with fault-tolerance, resilience, and elasticity, monitoring and performance management capabilities are the key additions to integration solutions. The need for guaranteed message delivery means monitoring is vital.

If a system fails during transmission the integration tool needs to recognize when it can resend the message. Further, monitoring capabilities allow systems to automatically cache transmissions that cannot be sent, and grant extra resources to deal with sudden peaks in demand.

6. Justify the costs

Systems integration can be expensive, both in terms of tools and man hours, but the process shouldn’t be considered as a cost, because of the benefits experienced due to receiving real-time data to improve business processes.

I worked with a large shipping insurer who benefited from using real-time data to dramatically reduce its rate of theft and losses. This led directly to a significant reduction in its insurance costs.

Integration can bring significant value, and not necessarily where you expect; so rather than being concerned about the costs, think about the costs advantages you are missing.

System integration projects can be the most difficult to plan, execute and manage. But when simple guidelines are followed the risks can be minimized and the enterprise can benefit more easily from improved technologies and applications.

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