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Google speeds up Chrome by compiling JavaScript in the background

Feb13
by Sindy Cator on February 13, 2014 at 5:44 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Google, Insider

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Google today revealed a tweak it has made in the latest Chrome beta to further boost performance: concurrent compilation, which offloads a large part of the optimizing compilation phase to a background thread. Previously, Chrome compiled JavaScript on the main thread, where it could interfere with the performance of the JavaScript application.

As a result, Google says JavaScript applications remain responsive and performance gets a boost. This is all handled by V8, Chrome’s JavaScript engine.

Here’s how it works. First, V8 defers compilation of JavaScript functions until immediately before they are executed the first time (to reduce the overall time spent compiling). Next, pieces of code that are executed very often are compiled a second time by a specialized optimizing compiler. This second pass makes takes more time, but thanks to many advanced optimization techniques, it delivers much faster code.

Here is Chrome without concurrent compilation (V8 is fully occupied optimizing a large piece of code, causing an execution pause):

mandreel sync Google speeds up Chrome by compiling JavaScript in the background

Here is Chrome with concurrent compilation (V8 still optimizes the large piece of code, but does so in a background thread):

mandreel async Google speeds up Chrome by compiling JavaScript in the background

The graphs above show excerpts of V8′s vital signs when running Mandreel, part of Google’s Octane benchmark suite, on a Nexus 5. The black bar represents JavaScript execution, so the goal is to get it as close to solid as possible.

Instead of taking turns compiling optimized Javascript code and executing it, V8 now uses concurrent compilation for large pieces of code to avoid stuttering and dropped frames in complex applications like games. We can expect these improvements to arrive in the stable version of Chrome in the next few months.

Top Image Credit: Kimihiro Hoshino/AFP/Getty Images

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If you like IFTTT then you’ll adore Push.co with IFTTT

Feb13
by Sindy Cator on February 13, 2014 at 5:00 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Product Updates, Voice

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Last fall, TNW Labs launched a new app called Push.co that allows you to receive news and other notifications on your iOS device. Starting today, the app now supports one additional service: IFTTT. With it, users can create their own recipes that will generate personalized push notifications at any time.

In honor of the occasion, TNW has made the Push.co app free through February 28.

TNW co-founder Patrick de Laive said about the integration, “IFTTT and push.co was love at first sight and since the introduction of push.co back in October our users have been asking for it. It just makes so much sense. So we’re thrilled we can finally geek out on all ‘If this happens then send me a push.co notification’ possibilities.”

If you’re not familiar with IFTTT, it’s a service that enables anyone to connect different web applications together. Short for “If This Then That”, users can create triggers or actions so that weather alerts can be posted to Facebook, or that if you’re tagged in a Facebook photo, send you a text message.

Now the inclusion of Push.co means that users can create triggers so that they’ll receive a notification every time something specific happens in an app. Recipes available include Push.co and Google Drive — if there’s a new notification by a specific app, it will add a row to a designated spreadsheet. Here are several other examples:

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 If you like IFTTT then youll adore Push.co with IFTTT

The bottom line is that Push.co recipes will allow unique customizations to be made so that notifications that are important for you are shown. Push will come to Android, you can request a beta invite here.

While normally $1.99, TNW is making Push.co free for a limited time. Make sure you download the app today and create your own IFTTT recipe. Share some of the cool triggers and actions you’ve created below in the comments.

Update: For some people the push.co app is still priced at 1.99 USD. Apparently there is a delay in the price change. It should be fixed soon. Please bear with us.

➤ Push.co for iOS

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500 Startups looks to help fund women-led startups with new $1M AngelList syndicate

Feb13
by Sindy Cator on February 13, 2014 at 5:00 pm
Posted In: 500 Startups, 500 startups angellist, 500 startups angellist syndicates, 500 startups women, Around the Web, dave mcclure diversity, dave mcclure women startups, Insider

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500 Startups is undertaking an initiative to help fund more women-led startups. The firm has launched two AngelList syndicates to enable its limited partners (LPs), mentors, founders, and other investors to make quick and easy co-investments with the 500 Startups partners. Each syndicate will be allocated $1 million with each funded company receiving between $250,000 and $500,000.

Earlier this week, Dave McClure, the self-proclaimed “Sith Lord” of 500 Startups, penned a post where he addressed the need for more to be done in the name of diversity in the startup community. When discussing its importance, McClure writes:

Diversity is not a tactic or strategy, rather it is at the core of what we believe, and what we desire. Diversity is not even a choice, rather it is the most natural expression of who we are as humans, at our best and worst — curious, selfish, giving, greedy, loving, lusting, proud, humble, fearful, angry, happy, hungry, lazy, hateful, despicable… and wonderful human beings.

AngelList syndicates will be one way McClure hopes will help address this issue.  In case you’re not familiar, syndicates are groups within AngelList that allow angel investors to create, lead, and collect carry for a fund of money to help fund early-stage startups. 500 Startups is using this method to create a group to support not only early-stage startups, but also women.

The firm says that its overall investment criteria will remain the same, companies eligible for the “500 Women” syndicates must have at least one female founder, who owns at least a 10 percent stake. The fund is backed by notable women, including SlideShare CEO Rashmi Sinha, Khu.sh CEO Prerna Gupta, DCM general partner Ruby Lu, and Citi Ventures’ Asia head Wei Hopeman.

In its pursuit of diversity, 500 Startups says that additional syndicates may be established in the future.

Photo credit: EMMANUEL DUNAND/AFP/Getty Images

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500 Startups looks to help fund women-led startups with new $1M AngelList syndicate

Feb13
by Sindy Cator on February 13, 2014 at 5:00 pm
Posted In: 500 Startups, 500 startups angellist, 500 startups angellist syndicates, 500 startups women, Around the Web, dave mcclure diversity, dave mcclure women startups, Insider

462971107 520x245 500 Startups looks to help fund women led startups with new $1M AngelList syndicate

500 Startups is undertaking an initiative to help fund more women-led startups. The firm has launched two AngelList syndicates to enable its limited partners (LPs), mentors, founders, and other investors to make quick and easy co-investments with the 500 Startups partners. Each syndicate will be allocated $1 million with each funded company receiving between $250,000 and $500,000.

Earlier this week, Dave McClure, the self-proclaimed “Sith Lord” of 500 Startups, penned a post where he addressed the need for more to be done in the name of diversity in the startup community. When discussing its importance, McClure writes:

Diversity is not a tactic or strategy, rather it is at the core of what we believe, and what we desire. Diversity is not even a choice, rather it is the most natural expression of who we are as humans, at our best and worst — curious, selfish, giving, greedy, loving, lusting, proud, humble, fearful, angry, happy, hungry, lazy, hateful, despicable… and wonderful human beings.

AngelList syndicates will be one way McClure hopes will help address this issue.  In case you’re not familiar, syndicates are groups within AngelList that allow angel investors to create, lead, and collect carry for a fund of money to help fund early-stage startups. 500 Startups is using this method to create a group to support not only early-stage startups, but also women.

The firm says that its overall investment criteria will remain the same, companies eligible for the “500 Women” syndicates must have at least one female founder, who owns at least a 10 percent stake. The fund is backed by notable women, including SlideShare CEO Rashmi Sinha, Khu.sh CEO Prerna Gupta, DCM general partner Ruby Lu, and Citi Ventures’ Asia head Wei Hopeman.

In its pursuit of diversity, 500 Startups says that additional syndicates may be established in the future.

Photo credit: EMMANUEL DUNAND/AFP/Getty Images

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Bing takes a cue from RoboCop to show what the future of search could look like

Feb13
by Sindy Cator on February 13, 2014 at 4:57 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Shareables

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Ahead of the official RoboCop remake that should be landing in a cinema near you soon, Sony Pictures enlisted the help of Microsoft to help it come up with a concept for what the future of search could look like.

With the film set in 2028, team Bing went about reimagining what search might look like in the foreseeable future, one that was “true to the story and innovations on the horizon, but still very much grounded in today’s reality”. We’re not talking about crazy 3D holographic search engines, but things that are vaguely recognizable in today’s technology – such as voice-recognition a-la Bing on Xbox and Windows Phone, but augmented by other elements such as 3D displays with key information in the foreground.

You can read more about the collaboration on the link below, or check out the crowdsourced RoboCop remake that is utterly bonkers instead.

➤ “Thank You for Your Cooperation”: Robocop and the Future of Search

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