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Amazon takes its virtual ‘Coins’ currency beyond the Kindle Fire and into the wider Android ecosystem

Feb19
by Sindy Cator on February 19, 2014 at 2:21 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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A little more than a year after Amazon first announced Amazon Coins, the e-commerce giant has revealed that the virtual currency can now be used on any Android device.

Amazon Coins launched for Kindle Fire users in the US last May, and was subsequently rolled out to the UK and Germany in November. Initially, it was clear that this push was part of Amazon’s plans to help app developers monetize their Appstore submissions, as it encouraged Kindle Fire owners to purchase apps, games and make in-app purchases on their tablet. For launch, every Kindle Fire owner was given $5 worth of Coins, which in effect was 500 coins.

And now, Amazon Coins can be spent on Android phones and tablets too. All you need to do is download the latest version of Amazon Appstore, and your Coins balance will automatically appear. You can upgrade to the latest version by visiting this link, while new customers can download the Amazon Appstore to their device by clicking here (it’s not available to download from Google Play).

Consumers can also earn Coins when they buy directly from Amazon’s Appstore, as opposed to the usual Google Play conduit, and they can save up to 10% by paying with coins rather than cash. For example, 10,000 Amazon coins costs £90 in the UK rather than £100, but they can still be used to redeem £100 worth of content.

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From a developer’s perspective, introducing credits to replace cash-purchases is designed not only to make it easier for people to procure content, but it also alters the consumer mindset so that they’re not thinking directly in terms of ‘money’.

Amazon says that Appstore developers will still earn their standard 70% revenue share when customers make purchases using Amazon Coins across the Android ecosystem, which is certainly a good move as it encourages developers to adopt the virtual currency.

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Expect Labs opens MindMeld, its anticipatory computing platform, to app developers

Feb19
by Sindy Cator on February 19, 2014 at 2:00 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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Following the release of its consumer-facing MindMeld iPad app late last year, Expect Labs has opened up its anticipatory computing platform to developers through the launch of a MindMeld API.

MindMeld uses natural language processing to understand your context and then serve up relevant information before you’ve even asked for it. The new API will allow developers to add a highly-customizable layer of intelligence to their apps.

While we can expect to see virtual assistant apps similar to the MindMeld app, Expect Labs has designed the API so that it has plenty of other uses. The startup is billing the technology as a third-party alternative to advanced search functionality like Google Now and Siri. Some companies have expressed interest in applying MindMeld to customer service situations in order to provide better contextual awareness to customers, while others could use it to provide smart notifications.

Basic access to the API is available to developers for free, but premium plans will increase the number of documents MindMeld will index for them and the amount of requests users can make per month.

Expect Labs CEO Tim Tuttle said the firm decided to create the API after being approach by developers and companies that wanted to use MindMeld in their own applications.

“We took that technology and made it so we can plug it into anything,” he said.

The startup has also picked up several powerful backers that expressed interest in integrating MindMeld into their products. Investors include Samsung, Telefónica, Google Ventures and Liberty Global Ventures.

➤ MindMeld API

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Apple announces its first iTunes Festival in the US, five nights at SXSW

Feb19
by Sindy Cator on February 19, 2014 at 1:51 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

Apple has announced its first ever iTunes Festival for the US, as it arrives at SXSW for five nights next month.

The annual iTunes Festival has taken place in London since 2007, but from March 11-15 it will be hosted at ACL Live at the Moody Theater, in Austin, Texas. And some big names will be in tow too, including Coldplay, Imagine Dragons, Pitbull, Keith Urban and more.

For those not in attendance, the festival will also be available for free via an on-demand stream on iTunes.

➤ Apple Announces iTunes Festival Coming to SXSW

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Soon anyone will be able write and share long-form articles on LinkedIn

Feb19
by Sindy Cator on February 19, 2014 at 1:31 pm
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LinkedIn is expanding its Influencer initiative so that anyone can write and share long-form posts on the business-focused social network.

While the publishing platform has been around since 2012, LinkedIn has always positioned it as a curated offering for prolific entrepreneurs and politicians, such as Virgin Group founder Richard Branson, President Barack Obama and Huffington Post founder Arianna Huffington.

While the number of ‘Influencers’ on the platform has slowly grown, the vast majority of LinkedIn users have been unable to post their own thoughts and ideas in a similar format. Anyone can post a quick status update, but it’s never been a blogging platform – until now.

LinkedIn will continue the Influencer initiative, despite opening up its publishing platform to the masses. The company says only 25,000 members will have access to begin with, but it’ll expand that number over the coming months.

Why? With more content, LinkedIn hopes you’ll visit its site and mobile apps more often: “We believe in giving our members access to the business knowledge they need to be great at what they do,” Ryan Rosanskry, Head of Content at LinkedIn said. “To put that simply, we are making a commitment to our members: by spending just part of your morning on LinkedIn, we will make you better at your job today.”

Read Next: LinkedIn makes it easier to find Influencer content directly from the search box / LinkedIn now lets users comment, ‘like’ and mention other people at the bottom of Influencer posts

➤ Blog Post (Via TechCrunch)

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5 myths of cloud computing

Feb19
by Sindy Cator on February 19, 2014 at 1:09 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, comcastbusinesscampaign, Insider

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If you were to believe all the marketing material that comes out of the big cloud software vendors, the cloud is the only future. It is has no downsides for the vendor or the client. Even the infrastructure and network providers benefit from increased sales and traffic. And it is the investor’s route to riches.

Everyone wins.

But is this really true? If something seems too good to be true, then it often is. People say I am a cynic, but a cynic is what an optimist calls a realist. So what are my reasons for doubting the fantastic claims?

Firstly, I am the first to acknowledge that there are huge benefits to the new cloud world. And if you are startup, then it is the only way to go. Out here in San Francisco and Silicon Valley cloud-delivered enterprise software is in vogue. Just 2-3 years ago, you had to be a B2C social-something to get any investor interest, press inches or quality recruits.  But startups like Huddle, ZenPayroll and Expensify are now cool.

So here are the top five benefits of a cloud offering for the vendor, which are very appealing:

  • Rapid sales cycle: With no cost or time to get clients started, and the ability to provide a “try and buy” approach, it is quick and easy to sign up business users. This is often below the IT Department’s radar, something I have called “Stealth Cloud”, circumventing complex and time-consuming procurement.
  • Cost of delivery: A self-service, multi-tenant, cloud solution means vendors can offer their solution equally to major corporations and to the “long tail” of SME customers just as cost effectively. No longer do vendors have to focus on the high margin multi-nationals, with their associated high cost of sales.
  • Ease of updates: Unlike on-premise solution, the vendor can quickly apply bug fixes or new features that are automatically applied to every client. This should reduce support calls and ensure an innovation lead over competitors.
  • Customer Success and benchmarking: With the usage patterns of every customer visible to the vendor, the vendor can make suggestions to drive up the benefits the customers are getting which will lead to further sales. But the vendor can also benchmark across customers to help laggards catch up and this can be another valuable revenue stream.
  • Annuity revenue model: The monthly revenue recognition can be painful to start with when cash is king and there is a risk that customers will churn. But in the long term the annuity revenue stream gives a great deal of long-term business confidence.

The five myths of cloud computing

But the story for the customer is not so compelling, thanks to these five cloud computing myths.

It is only for new tech companies

Established vendors can fudge this by hosting their legacy application and then providing a separate instance for every customer, if it is not a true multi-tenant application. This gives the rapid sales cycle benefits of the cloud, however none of the other cost of delivery savings.

The real answer is to rebuild the application so it is multi-tenant and will scale correctly when deployed onto any cloud architecture. This of course may be a non-starter and a new build may be quicker, easier and take advantage of new technologies. So the transition is harder for an established vendor, but not impossible.

Security is the biggest risk

This is often the default objection by client CIOs who are feeling threatened as they watch all the applications which they were paid to manage disappear off their network. The data security of the credible cloud application vendors is often better than their clients.

Of course, the point of greatest risk is using the public Internet from cloud vendor to the client. This can be easily mitigated by a direct connection to the cloud application, or even the CIO providing a private cloud network.

It is quicker to implement

A common myth is that cloud apps are quick to implement. The installation time is down to virtually zero as are upgrades, but the changes to user processes and working patterns still needs to be applied if the benefits of the new application are to be achieved. In fact implementation is even more important as it is the only thing preventing users churning and finding their own alternative cloud application.

You pay monthly

Whilst the cloud vendor websites all give prices monthly by user or some other metric, few if any actually charge monthly. Advertising monthly pricing but charging annually or quarterly is the norm.

In Salesforce’s history lesson Behind the Cloud, one revelation was cash flow benefits of charging annually upfront rather than monthly. Plus you then factor in a reduced workload because they are cutting and chasing one, not 12, invoices per year. But as a client this not only has a cash flow impact, but it also create a level of lock-in.

It is cheaper

How can it be in the long term?  Instead of a one-off perpetual license and a 15-25% annual support cost you have an annual charge. At some point the accrued cloud cost must be more than the upfront perpetual cost and annual maintenance. The cost of the infrastructure is also factored into the cloud licensing cost. This may or may not be cheaper than the cost for the client providing an infrastructure.

Now, I agree, you can offset the increased licensing cost in the long run for the lower cost of implementing upgrades. But at some point the on-premise and cloud lines will cross on the cost/time graph.

Don’t rush in

So every cloud does not have a silver lining. In fact, clouds turn bright sunny days a dull grey. And the puns go on….

But the point of this is, before you rush in as a client building the justification for moving to a cloud application on cost and speed of implementation grounds, pause and take a few moments to really think through the implications.

There is really only one compelling reason for implementing a new application – cloud or otherwise. A business reason. The new application will either drive up sales or drive down operational costs. Ideally both. The decision of cloud vs on-premises is more complicated and covered in a recent post.

So let’s not get seduced by the cloud vendors’ claims, many of which are myths.

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