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HBO GO lands on the PlayStation 3, Sony ‘working diligently’ on PlayStation 4 version

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 3:55 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Product Launches

Despite selling over 6 million PlayStation 4 consoles worldwide, Sony is still supporting the PlayStation 3 with new software and video games.

Today, owners of the ageing console in the US will be able to download a new HBO GO app to stream shows such as True Detective, Boardwalk Empire and Game of Thrones. It’s been a long time coming – HBO GO launched on the Xbox 360 in March 2012 – but a welcome addition nonetheless. Many use the PlayStation 3 as an entertainment hub for streaming services such as Netflix, so the addition of HBO GO will only add to its usefulness in the living room.

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If you’re one of the 6 million that’s invested in a PlayStation 4, you’ll have to wait a little longer. Sony said it’s “working diligently” with HBO to launch a HBO GO app on the next-gen system, but stopped short of giving any firm release dates. If it’s any consolation, the Xbox One doesn’t have a HBO GO app either.

➤ PlayStation Blog (Via Polygon)

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Microsoft aims for the Minecraft market as Project Spark global beta arrives on the Xbox One

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 3:30 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Product Updates

Microsoft is offering Xbox One owners the chance to enroll in a beta program for Project Spark, a free-to-play title that lets players create their own worlds and personalized gameplay scenarios.

Developer Team Dakota launched an initial beta program for Windows 8.1 in December last year, quickly receiving over 250,000 registrations. The final game will be cross-platform though, allowing players to start a creation on their PC and then add the finishing touches on their Xbox One. To that end, Team Dakota is broadening the beta today so that it can receive more feedback and tweak the final build, which is expected to go on sale this year.

The game takes inspiration from LittleBigPlanet, Minecraft and Disney Infinity, with pre-generated content that users can unlock or tweak for their own levels. The visual style lies somewhere between Lord of the Rings and the Fable franchise from Lionhead Studios, which should give it a broad appeal.

You can sign up for the Project Spark beta here. Microsoft says Windows 8.1 testers should receive access to the Xbox One version automatically.

Read Next: Xbox One review: A multimedia extravaganza that also plays games

➤ Xbox News

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Tesla plans to build new Supercharger stations, stores and service centers across Europe

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 3:25 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

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Tesla plans to support its customers in Europe with a larger network of charging stations and over 30 new service centers and retail stores.

The electric car manufacturer said it would rapidly expand the number of Superchargers available across the continent, allowing more Model S owners to quickly refuel their vehicle for free. There are currently just 14 Supercharger stations in Europe – compared with 78 in North America – so wider coverage could be a deciding factor for the region.

“By the end of this year, we expect you will be able to travel almost anywhere in Europe using only Superchargers,” Tesla co-founder and chief executive Elon Musk said.

Tesla has high hopes for its future sales outside of North America. Today, the company said it expected sales in Europe and Asia to be “twice as high” as North America by the end of 2014.

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Open source data grows up: Choosing MySQL, NoSQL, or both

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 3:16 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Design & Dev

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John Engates is the CTO of Rackspace Hosting and an evangelist for the open cloud. 


Open source data has a split personality. There’s the NoSQL zealot who likes to fire off tirades against the restrictive world of relational databases, then there’s the MySQL devotee who’s a staunch defender of everything structured – with all that data living neatly in a table somewhere.

For all the rhetoric, you would think these two sides never have to get along. In fact, thousands of companies are making relational and schema-less databases play nice together every single day. It’s been that way for years.

But new technology trends tend to be polarizing. When NoSQL took off, it started to sound like a rallying call for the end of relational databases. That’s not likely to happen any time soon—and for good reason.

Enter Craigslist

Craigslist is a great example of a company seamlessly integrating structured and unstructured data retrieval. Historically, the company has used MySQL to handle the hourly onslaught of job and classified ads.

Despite the heavy workload, MySQL is easily up to that task. The need for a NoSQL approach surfaced only when archived data began to reach epic proportions. Because of regulatory requirements, Craigslist has to archive all of its historic data—even that five-year-old ad for the dingy, overpriced apartment in Austin during SXSW.

If a relational database were the only logic in play, then a schema change on the front end would have to be perpetuated to the archive. This is a risky and time-consuming prospect and it could mean downtime. Imagine updating a MySQL cluster of servers with a billion records!

Craigslist found itself with a real need for handling two different kinds of data—current vs. historical—in discrete ways. Craigslist might have turned to MongoDB to help tame the sprawl of its data, but it’s never had a problem running NoSQL right alongside MySQL. It’s simply about the right tool for the job.

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More and more, app developers and hosting providers are realizing that NoSQL and MySQL are open source allies, not sworn enemies on different sides of the database wall. At the end of the day, data is data and it should serve the app and the user, not the technical restrictions of the backend database.

A growing number of Rackspace customers find themselves in situations like Craigslist. They built their data structures when relational databases covered all their bases and now they find themselves deep in the Age of Apps.

The time to hit a million customers has decreased from years to weeks and social sharing and real-time queries make new demands on data—and the infrastructure supporting that data. Suddenly, they’re surfacing a billion pieces of data every month.

They’re not necessarily about to rip out their MySQL database, but they are looking to augment the data engine. MongoDB, Cassandra, or Redis (and others) are sometimes integrated into the data mix for their speed and flexibility at massive scale. But these open source datastores are unlikely to be used for confidential user information or for financial records that must remain consistent at all times.

These days, it’s not uncommon for a technology company to employ both traditional, relational DBAs as well as a team of developers who use NoSQL in the apps they build. Sometimes, the same app communicates with the relational database world and the unstructured datastore world at the Web tier.

he old school DBAs and the new-generation developers who grew up coding under NoSQL have to collaborate on making decisions about deployment and architecture. (Who knows, DBAs and developers might even become friends.)

It’s also possible for these same companies to not even have a DBA and outsource the whole application and data tier to a hosting provider, in which case they’re hoping for deep expertise and teamwork across the SQL/NoSQL divide.

Which to choose? Or do you even have to choose?

Whether an application should go with a relational database or a NoSQL alternative (or both) depends, of course, on the nature of the data being generated and retrieved. And like most things in the technology world, there’s a set of tradeoffs involved in making that decision.

If scale and performance are more important than round-the-clock data consistency, then the NoSQL world is full of promising options (NoSQL relies on the BASE model—Basically Available, Soft state, Eventual consistency).

But if “always consistent” is part of the mandate, especially for confidential and financial information, then MySQL is likely to be the top pick. (MySQL relies on the ACID model—Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, and Durability).

As open source data continues to mature on both sides of the structured database wall, we’re seeing a new breed of apps that play to the relative strengths of both the ACID and the BASE models.

Call it a hybrid approach. Sometimes those apps are designed with that balance in mind and sometimes they evolve as historical accidents, a set of adaptations to changing data demands. After all, who could have predicted the massive cascade of social sharing data even five years ago?

As usual, developers are at the bleeding edge of this kind of innovation. They push hosting providers to combine the best of both data worlds. They also, where necessary, make corrections to the trajectory of Open Source data technologies.

MariaDB, for example, is an attempt to reclaim the open source roots of MySQL after Oracle took possession of it. The developer community demands full transparency from its open source tools, including the freedom to run bug fixes against test cases.

As this hybrid approach continues into 2014 and beyond, hosting companies will only get better at supporting it. Like the media, we’ll stop pretending that the data world is an “either/or” binary equation.

It’s not too different from what’s happening in the hybrid cloud world in general. Blending the performance of dedicated hardware with the scalability of the public cloud can lead to enhanced flexibility and a best-fit solution. It’s all about the right tool for the job.

The goal of gathering and interpreting data, after all, is to capture a slice of the world as it moves swiftly by. Data, wherever it comes from, is just a window. What matters is the view on the other side.

Image credit: Shutterstock/agsandrew

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Microsoft brings more than 92,000 music videos to Xbox Music on Xbox One

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 3:11 pm
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Gadgets

Microsoft today launched music videos on the Xbox One. The company is starting off by introducing more than 92,000 music videos to Xbox Music, but didn’t say anything about them being supported outside of its latest console.

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Whether you’re listening to a playlist, Radio stream, or a random track, if the song has a music video, the Xbox One will play it automatically on your TV. Microsoft says the feature is available now: just log on to Xbox Music on the Xbox One now and start watching music videos.

See also – Xbox One review: A multimedia extravaganza that also plays games and Overview: Here’s how Skype will work on the Xbox One

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