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Google Play store now offers TV shows in Australia

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 9:39 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Google, Product Updates

The Google Play store is celebrating its two-year anniversary on March 5 and to coincide with the milestone, Google is finally offering TV shows to customers in Australia.

As Ausdroid reports, many popular shows, including The Walking Dead, Downton Abbey and The Vampire Diaries, are already available, although HBO content such as Game of Thrones are reportedly absent, unlike in the US and the UK.

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While the new content is already visible on the front page of the Google Play store website, Ausdroid notes that it’s only appearing intermittently in the Google Play Movies & TV app. Although Google is yet to make an official announcement, it’s already listed in one of the company’s support pages. We expect it’s only a matter of time.

Australia is the fourth region to receive TV shows in the Google Play store, following Japan, the US and the UK. If Google wants to make its storefront the go-to place for purchasing and renting digital content, it would be wise to quickly expand its global offerings even further.

➤ Google Support (via Ausdroid)

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Rookie may just be an ideal replacement for your iPhone’s built-in camera app

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 9:25 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Product Reviews

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If you’re the type of iPhoneographer who loves to shoot but hates toggling between apps to get your photo looking just right, JellyBus Rookie, a new universal iOS app will cover all the bases.

Rookie first presents itself as a shooting app, though you can easily import any photo from your camera roll into it. The beauty of Rookie is that it automatically adjusts important parameters that help you take your best shot.

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Camera works natively in landscape or portrait orientation and automatically sets important specs like ISO, shutter speed, and white balance. Tap to focus and adjust exposure.

Now, there are many shooting apps out there the give you more than just the good old tap and shoot. But a crowded plethora of controls can be a challenge to operate quickly, even if you have mastered them, and especially on a small smartphone screen. That’s why many folks wind up relying on Apple’s plain-jane camera because they know immediately how to use it when a fawn crosses their path on a hike. While Apple’s default camera app is no slouch, it doesn’t give you much control. With Rookie, you get the benefit of a higher level of functionality, with the app attending to the details.

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The Gear icon offers extra controls that lend lend a professional aura to the app.

Fire up Rookie and just move your phone around the landscape: you’ll notice that some specs you care about, like ISO, shutter speed, and white balance adjust automatically. When you turn the phone to landscape orientation, the controls actually rotate to that view too, a very convenient feature, and something that is becoming increasingly rare among mobile camera apps these days.

The phone version of the camera features familiar focus and exposure adjustments that you tap to set, and they are very easy to find and figure out. The iPad version is missing the tap to focus and the flash.

In addition to the basic controls, the camera’s Gear icon reveals additional critical components including a composing grid, square photo, timer, geotag control, and front reverse. An Anti-Shake utility won’t let you shoot until everything is still, assuring a sharp picture. The Leveler shows you on-screen whether or not your image is straight. Save Original saves both the original and the edited shot for comparison and history later on. Several built-in filters can be applied before you take the shot.

It’s after you tap the shutter button that a full edit becomes available. Or you can go straight to the editing module and pull up a photo from your camera roll.

In editing mode, the Adjustment button gives you the classic controls you’d expect from a photo editing app: brightness/contrast, hue/saturation, vibrance, color temperature/tint, fade, crop (which includes a selection of aspect ratios), and rotate. Everything operates interactively with buttons, sliders, and real-time previews. A history button at the top left and an original button at the top right give immediate information about the edit.

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The Adjustment tab features the usual set of basic edits like hue/saturation, brightness/contrast, crop, rotate, and more.

A type module filled with decorative display fonts lets you place labels on your images, complete with tracking and opacity adjustments. A slider lets you choose color, with a choice of solid or soft drop shadows, and a range of stroke thicknesses. An assortment of stickers for which you can adjust size, rotation, and color is also included. When you’re done, you can share everything to your favorite social network.

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Apply decorative stickers and type to your images.

Filter freaks also get the Rookie love. While there are a few native filters you can apply before you shoot, it is nothing compared to the madness that you can indulge in after the fact. JellyBus offers four extensive sets of filters, suitable for almost any kind of photo, with the free version of the app. But in-app purchases make many more available.

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A huge number of high quality filters come with the free app, but you can still buy more.

Rookie is simple to use, easy to learn, and has both high end and consumer oriented elements that are guaranteed to make almost every shooter smile. Check it out for free. If you like what you see, several in-app purchases will give you more filters, stickers, shapes, and fonts for your viewing pleasure.

Pros: Complete shooting and editing environment, controls are easy to decipher quickly, lots of automatic and manual choices, cool extras like designer fonts, artistic stickers, filters, and shapes, a fun app.

Cons: Some photo controls on the iPhone are missing from the iPad version; can’t adjust the intensity of filters after applying them.

➤ Rookie

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Reddit users can now gift Gold subscriptions for submissions and save comments for later

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 8:42 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

Reddit today updated its site with a few neat features. In addition to being able to give each other a Reddit gold subscription for a comment (called “gilding” a comment), users can now gild a user who submitted a link or self-post by just clicking the “give gold” link below the submission. Gilding submissions can only be done from the comments page, and the gold star showing which submissions have been gilded will only be visible on that page, in order to avoid having gilded submissions receive more attention solely due to being gilded.

All Reddit users can now save comments as well as submissions, and view their saved items based on which subreddit they came from. Users with Reddit gold, which previously had this feature exclusively, now get another tool for organizing their saved items with an option to save to a custom category. While still not profitable, the company continues to offer new features to its subscribing members before eventually transferring these features to all users.

See also – Reddit will donate 10% of its advertising revenue in 2014 to the top 10 non-profits chosen by its community and Reddit’s 2013 stats: 56 billion page views, 731 million unique visitors, and over 40 million posts

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Entrepreneurship is not pretty. Are you sure you’re ready to leave your job for it?

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 8:18 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Entrepreneur

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Rahul Varshneya is the co-founder of Arkenea Technologies and a mobile strategy advisor. He can be contacted via Twitter @rahulvarshneya.


Entrepreneurship is pretty darn tough.

Quitting your job to start a venture is like abandoning a sailing ship in the middle of the ocean looking for adventure, seeking an island sailing on a dinghy. It looks fascinating and adventurous, but not everyone’s cup of tea to face storms, possible capsizing and navigating through shark-infested waters.

Identify the reasons for starting your own business

If the following are your reasons for quitting your job to start your own business, then save yourself some grief and look for a better job or stay put.

Unhappy at your job or with the boss

Is this the trigger to start thinking of going your own way? If so, then first, look for a job that makes you happy.

Once you secure one, then think about starting on your own and see if you still want to give up your job to startup.

Peer pressure

You’ve got friends who’ve started up and every other person you hear from friends of friends are starting businesses. That gets your juices flowing, but just because someone is doing it doesn’t qualify you to do it as well.

Glitz and glamour

So you watched The Social Network at least three times and got so inspired by the fancies that come with starting one’s own venture that you want to take the plunge. Let me break your dream-bubble here: entrepreneurship is nothing like that.

Co-founder of LinkedIn Reid Hoffman best describes the entrepreneurial journey: It’s like jumping off a cliff and assembling an airplane on the way down!

You have an idea

My neighbor has an idea, my friend has an idea, his kids have an idea. An idea makes not a business. And that doesn’t make all of them entrepreneurs.

Did you know that only 1 to 3 percent of ideas become a company – and a fraction of them successful at that? So, merely having an idea is not enough reason to start a business.

Rather, think about the execution, how will you execute it, where will you raise funds for it, how long can you go without any earnings, how will you market, how will you sell, who will manage your finances and if you fail, will you give it up?

These are not words of discouragement, but a reality check. For all that is entrepreneurship, one has to really know what you’re getting into. It is, by no means a destination, but a long, crazy journey.

The entrepreneurial journey

So what does the journey entail? These are just some of the paths you have to cross when you embark on an entrepreneurial journey.

Little or no income

Before you can pay yourself, you have to take care of all the expenses related to the business including salaries of your employees, if you have any.

Before you’re able to do that, your business first needs to generate money and enough to sustain itself and then the entrepreneur. Are you prepared to give up your salary and have a meager earning for the next few years?

Failure

Chances are that once you launch your product or service, you will fail. Because that is what happens to almost all entrepreneurs. No product is successful the day it is launched and it has to go through several iterations and failure before it gets traction.

The only difference between the successful ones and others is that the successful entrepreneurs are passionate, persistent, flexible to change and adapt, open to pivoting and want success as bad as they want to breathe when dunked head down in water. It takes ten years to become an overnight success.

No funding

If you feel you can take your idea to a VC even before you have your own skin in the game, you have absolutely no clue then about entrepreneurship. VCs invest in companies with traction and proven potential. Do not start to daydream hearing about those few companies that got funded.

There are hundreds of thousands others that didn’t get any funding. You only hear about the deals that go through in the media.

The three P’s

Passion, persistence and a problem. If you don’t have either or all, you’re doomed as an entrepreneur.

Let me elaborate. You need a problem to start with, a problem that your business will solve, which is such a great problem that someone would pay you your price to help solve it. You need to be passionate about solving that problem. Because, if you’re not passionate about it, you’d lose interest the moment you’re faced with a challenge.

You have to be so persistent, that you last the next five to ten years running the company through failures and changes in the dream of making a difference.

Once you’ve identified that you’re starting up for the right reasons and the problem you’re trying to solve gives you many sleepless nights that you spend every waking moment thinking only about how you will solve the problem, that, my friend, is your moment to validate your idea and take that leap into entrepreneurship.

So ask yourself again, are you truly ready?

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Entrepreneurship is not pretty. Are you sure you’re ready to leave your job for it?

Mar04
by Sindy Cator on March 4, 2014 at 8:18 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Entrepreneur

messy office 520x245 Entrepreneurship is not pretty. Are you sure youre ready to leave your job for it?

Rahul Varshneya is the co-founder of Arkenea Technologies and a mobile strategy advisor. He can be contacted via Twitter @rahulvarshneya.


Entrepreneurship is pretty darn tough.

Quitting your job to start a venture is like abandoning a sailing ship in the middle of the ocean looking for adventure, seeking an island sailing on a dinghy. It looks fascinating and adventurous, but not everyone’s cup of tea to face storms, possible capsizing and navigating through shark-infested waters.

Identify the reasons for starting your own business

If the following are your reasons for quitting your job to start your own business, then save yourself some grief and look for a better job or stay put.

Unhappy at your job or with the boss

Is this the trigger to start thinking of going your own way? If so, then first, look for a job that makes you happy.

Once you secure one, then think about starting on your own and see if you still want to give up your job to startup.

Peer pressure

You’ve got friends who’ve started up and every other person you hear from friends of friends are starting businesses. That gets your juices flowing, but just because someone is doing it doesn’t qualify you to do it as well.

Glitz and glamour

So you watched The Social Network at least three times and got so inspired by the fancies that come with starting one’s own venture that you want to take the plunge. Let me break your dream-bubble here: entrepreneurship is nothing like that.

Co-founder of LinkedIn Reid Hoffman best describes the entrepreneurial journey: It’s like jumping off a cliff and assembling an airplane on the way down!

You have an idea

My neighbor has an idea, my friend has an idea, his kids have an idea. An idea makes not a business. And that doesn’t make all of them entrepreneurs.

Did you know that only 1 to 3 percent of ideas become a company – and a fraction of them successful at that? So, merely having an idea is not enough reason to start a business.

Rather, think about the execution, how will you execute it, where will you raise funds for it, how long can you go without any earnings, how will you market, how will you sell, who will manage your finances and if you fail, will you give it up?

These are not words of discouragement, but a reality check. For all that is entrepreneurship, one has to really know what you’re getting into. It is, by no means a destination, but a long, crazy journey.

The entrepreneurial journey

So what does the journey entail? These are just some of the paths you have to cross when you embark on an entrepreneurial journey.

Little or no income

Before you can pay yourself, you have to take care of all the expenses related to the business including salaries of your employees, if you have any.

Before you’re able to do that, your business first needs to generate money and enough to sustain itself and then the entrepreneur. Are you prepared to give up your salary and have a meager earning for the next few years?

Failure

Chances are that once you launch your product or service, you will fail. Because that is what happens to almost all entrepreneurs. No product is successful the day it is launched and it has to go through several iterations and failure before it gets traction.

The only difference between the successful ones and others is that the successful entrepreneurs are passionate, persistent, flexible to change and adapt, open to pivoting and want success as bad as they want to breathe when dunked head down in water. It takes ten years to become an overnight success.

No funding

If you feel you can take your idea to a VC even before you have your own skin in the game, you have absolutely no clue then about entrepreneurship. VCs invest in companies with traction and proven potential. Do not start to daydream hearing about those few companies that got funded.

There are hundreds of thousands others that didn’t get any funding. You only hear about the deals that go through in the media.

The three P’s

Passion, persistence and a problem. If you don’t have either or all, you’re doomed as an entrepreneur.

Let me elaborate. You need a problem to start with, a problem that your business will solve, which is such a great problem that someone would pay you your price to help solve it. You need to be passionate about solving that problem. Because, if you’re not passionate about it, you’d lose interest the moment you’re faced with a challenge.

You have to be so persistent, that you last the next five to ten years running the company through failures and changes in the dream of making a difference.

Once you’ve identified that you’re starting up for the right reasons and the problem you’re trying to solve gives you many sleepless nights that you spend every waking moment thinking only about how you will solve the problem, that, my friend, is your moment to validate your idea and take that leap into entrepreneurship.

So ask yourself again, are you truly ready?

Image credit: Shutterstock/bikeriderlondon

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