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Next Microsoft Security Essentials release will feature prominent warnings for Windows XP users

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by Sindy Cator on March 6, 2014 at 5:14 am
Posted In: Around the Web, Product Updates

103010682 Next Microsoft Security Essentials release will feature prominent warnings for Windows XP usersMicrosoft announced last month that it would continue to provide updates to its security products (antimalware engine and signatures) for Windows XP users through July 14, 2015, meaning that Microsoft Security Essentials will still get updates after support ends for Windows XP come this April.

However, ZDNet reports that the next release of Microsoft Security Essentials, version 4.5, will feature prominent warnings to Windows XP users. It cites a reader (likely someone in Microsoft’s Security Essentials prerelease program) as saying that when version 4.5 is installed on Windows XP, a yellow bar warns that the PC is “potentially unprotected” and a yellow tray icon appears in the taskbar. These warnings don’t go away even if the system security scan is clean.

Microsoft arrives at this solution as it is seeking to push users off Windows XP to more secure products, but doesn’t want to leave the many millions of Windows XP users out there completely vulnerable, which could do more harm than good.

➤ Microsoft Security Essentials to nag Windows XP users [ZDNet]

Image via Justin Sullivan/AFP/Getty Images

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Wello: the health monitor that could change your life, or just your workout

Mar06
by Sindy Cator on March 6, 2014 at 5:01 am
Posted In: Apps, Around the Web, Gadgets, Mobile, Product Updates

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Wello from Azoi Mobile Technologies is a health monitoring device designed to work with iOS and Android smartphones. So far, it’s a pretty familiar story.

Not dissimilar to rival products, Wello promises to track your blood pressure, ECG, heart rate, blood oxygen, temperature, lung function (Spirometry) and more “with clinical accuracy”. The difference between it and the others, according to founder and CEO Hamish Patel, is that Wello will track all of these things, whereas the others do not. The general premise is that the better informed you are about your health, the better the choices you can make about it.

To achieve this, you use a device that slips over your iPhone and pairs via Bluetooth – ultimately looking like a regular iPhone case, and not a particularly bulky one either.

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Despite not really much different from a normal case, it’s serious stuff, and while the measurements it produces are detailed, it has been designed to be simple to use and to provide easy to understand, actionable feedback via the complementary app.

“We made it very, very simple to use. Anyone not familiar with technology – like my grandmother – if they were to have this they just have to slip on this [case], put their fingers here [on the sensors] and wait a few seconds…[the results] can then be shared with anyone. Over time, you start seeing patterns and that allows you to make much better lifestyle choices.”

Clearly, for anyone with a specific medical need, being able to monitor your body at any time would be massively useful, but Patel argues that with heart and lung diseases being particularly significant killers, it brings the possibility of measurement into everyone’s realm.  However, he’s clear that it’s not supposed to replace a visit to the doctor.

“You don’t have to go off and spend time [to do this], but that doesn’t mean we don’t want you to go to the clinic… For someone like me, I don’t have the time to go for regular checkups, so this is an awesome device as it gives me a basic sanity check of my health.”

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Allowing users to choose whether to store the data on the device or in Wello’s cloud provides a balance between privacy and the possibility to share results and updates with trusted friends or family members.

Luxury or life-changer?

The real trick to Wello’s bow though, for fitness fanatics at least, is integration with popular workout devices and apps like the Jawbone and Fitbit – or virtually any other Bluetooth LE-equipped gadget, according to the CEO. Finally, you’ll be able to get instant measurable feedback on your workout, and exactly what it’s doing to your body.

It was this integration that really brought home the possibilities of Wello for me. When it’s released later in the year, it’ll be a lifestyle or training enhancement product in some markets, and in others it’ll be an essential piece of medical equipment that saves countless hours of travel and provides an alternative to considerably more expensive machines.

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It’s actually this dual function that will result in it being compatible with Android devices as well at launch. Or as Patel explained it, the reason he “had to do Android”.

“We’re launching this product in 35 countries, so besides the US, UK and EU, we’re launching in India, for example, where iPhone isn’t that popular and people are more inclined to buy a $100 Android phone,” Patel said.

More than simply wanting to provide a version for handsets with a smaller price tag – and therefore a much larger potential market – Wello will be different things to different people. Simply not needing to travel to a hospital or clinic for a straight-forward will be a life-changer for some people. For others, that integration with Fitbit will be the main selling point.

The unit itself costs $199 – a set one-off fee with no further commitments, and while that’s not expensive in comparison to the equipment it essentially replaces, it is still twice as much as the phones it’s designed to work with in target markets like India. A fact that Wello should keep in mind. That cost does also include the Spirometer that clips on the side too though.

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That sentence should be a tell-tale sign that developing this device for Android in the same way as it has been for the iPhone has basically been impossible. The result is that instead of a neatly designed unit that fits directly over your phone, it’s a separate unit that connects to the standard Wello case and connects to your phone via Bluetooth LE. The end result is the same, but it’s not quite as elegant a solution to the problem.

Nonetheless, it’s actually this modular design that allows you to use Wello for the foreseeable future, rather than just until you lose it or replace your phone with a newer model. Patel said he didn’t want people to have to continually upgrade and rebuy entirely new Wello units just because they change handsets. The answer is a little insert – the ‘brain’ of the device, if you will – that sits in the back of the case. To swap to a new handset, you just need a new (set to be offered at a low price) case and to pop your ‘brain’ insert back in.

To further future-proof, there’s also a little ‘universal port’ left spare, so, if the company wants to launch an add-on glucose monitoring device, for example, it can do. For the record, as far as we know, there are no plans to do so right now.

Go to market

Whether you want to know what effect your run is having on your blood pressure or lung function, or whether you need to keep regular track of your vitals to monitor a medical condition, Wello is looking to provide a cheaper, easier way to do this than any options available right now.

From today, it’s available to pre-order in the UK and across the EU and it’s set to ship this summer priced at £120/ €145. It’ll also be available to pre-order in Canada, China, Hong Kong, India, Singapore and the United States – where it will retail for $199 when it goes on sale “in fall 2014″ pending FDA approval.

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Microsoft set to unveil Version 12 of its Direct X platform for game developers this month

Mar06
by Sindy Cator on March 6, 2014 at 4:01 am
Posted In: Around the Web, directx, games

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Amid all the rumors surrounding Microsoft’s DirectX platform, a collection of APIs used by developers primarily to build games for Microsoft’s services, the company has teased a new version that will be announced later this month (via Polygon).

Rumors of our demise have been greatly exaggerated… #DirectX12 is coming to #GDC http://t.co/cLyhBwnNav

— DirectX 12 (@DirectX12) March 5, 2014

Details of DirectX 12 will be unveiled on March 20 at the Game Developers Conference. Partners that will support this new suite of APIs include AMD, Intel, Nvidia and Qualcomm, according to the teaser page Microsoft has launched.

Screen shot 2014 03 06 at AM 11.27.53 Microsoft set to unveil Version 12 of its Direct X platform for game developers this month

A description for the conference, where Windows Graphics’ development manager Anuj Gosalia will be speaking, sheds a bit more light on what direction Microsoft is moving towards for its refreshed DirectX platform:

For nearly 20 years, DirectX has been the platform used by game developers to create the fastest, most visually impressive games on the planet.

However, you asked us to do more. You asked us to bring you even closer to the metal and to do so on an unparalleled assortment of hardware. You also asked us for better tools so that you can squeeze every last drop of performance out of your PC, tablet, phone and console.

The last major version of the platform, DirectX 11, was released for Windows in 2009.

Headline image via Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images

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Getty makes photo collection available to bloggers free of charge

Mar05
by Sindy Cator on March 5, 2014 at 11:56 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Images

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Getty Images has announced that a new embedding feature launched on its website today will make some 35 million images available for non-commercial use to anyone who wants them. That means bloggers—even ones that get revenue from Google ads—can use Getty’s trove of stock images free of charge.

“Innovation and disruption are the foundation of Getty Images, and we are excited to open up our vast and growing image collection for easy, legal sharing in a new way that benefits our content contributors and partners, and advances our core mission to enable a more visually-rich world,” said Jonathan Klein, co-founder and CEO of Getty Images, in a statement.

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This move is in response to the rampant and illegal use of copyrighted images all over the Internet, from bloggers and other publishers who have neither the budget to buy photos nor a concept of copyright law and how they may be violating it with a simple right-click.

To mitigate this problem, Getty has embarked on a radical solution. Now, anyone can visit Getty’s content library, select an image they want, and copy an embed HTML code to use that image on their own websites.

Getty Images will serve the image in a YouTube-style embedded player, which will include full copyright information and a link back to the image’s dedicated licensing page on the Getty site.

This strategy solves several major problems: It assures proper image attribution, the images link back to the Getty site, and Getty can track where and how the images are being used.

While millions of images have been made available, some collections, such as the Reportage and Contour collections, are not included. Also, Getty says this new deal will not affect its existing license business and that it will continue to pursue existing infringement cases as usual.

And while nothing is in place at the moment, Getty reserves the right to profit from this deal in the form of advertising in the near future.

➤ Getty Images

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Google will drop Google Apps Connector support for BlackBerry Enterprise Server on March 5, 2015

Mar05
by Sindy Cator on March 5, 2014 at 10:02 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Google, Insider

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Google today announced it is dropping support for Google Apps Connector for BlackBerry Enterprise Server on March 5, 2015. The tool in question allows BlackBerry 7 OS and older devices to connect to Google Apps for Business, Education and Government through the BlackBerry Enterprise Server (BES).

The company says that since BlackBerry no longer supports the version of BES that the Connector needs, and the latest BlackBerry devices also do not require a BES, it has decided to end support. If you have an old BlackBerry and you connect to Google Apps with BlackBerry Enterprise Server version 5.0.3, you’ll want to consider your options.

Google has conveniently laid these out for you:

  • Android and iOS: These devices have native apps that support Google Apps.
  • BlackBerry 10 OS: If you update your device to BlackBerry 10 OS, you can connect to Google Apps using established sync protocols like Google Sync, as well as IMAP, CalDAV, and CardDAV.
  • BlackBerry 7 OS and older devices: If you want to keep using your older device through March 2015, you can access mail.google.com and calendar.google.com from your browser.

Thankfully, Google has given BlackBerry users ample time to figure out which path to take (read: you can use Google Apps just as long as you don’t upgrade to Windows Phone). The same can’t be said for IE8 and IE9 users – Google Apps support was dropped very quickly in those cases.

In short, next year it will be harder to keep using your old BlackBerry with Google Apps. That being said, next year it will be harder to keep using your old BlackBerry with just about anything.

See also – New Google Apps sign-in page starts rolling out, removes all customizations and requires full email addresses and Google drops Internet Explorer 9 support in Google Apps less than three weeks after IE11′s release

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