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by Sindy Cator on July 30, 2014 at 3:13 pm
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Twitter analytics service SocialRank, which was launched in February by two ex-Dwolla staffers, has undergone a significant upgrade in order to help brands and companies get more value and insight from their social media. The original version of the service helped brands — and, in fact, any user — scan all of their followers on Twitter and locate those who are most influential, engaged and a combination of the two. Now, the service is expanding out to offer more options to evaluate the people who are following you on Twitter. Users can be segmented by location, keyword searches and a combination of the two, which…

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Square readies new Reader with chip-and-PIN card support ahead of EMV adoption in the US

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by Sindy Cator on July 30, 2014 at 1:51 pm
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Square has unveiled plans to release a new Square Reader – a smartphone and tablet dongle that allows businesses to easily accept credit card payments – that supports chip-and-PIN cards in the US. The refreshed Square Reader will be compatible with EMV, a standard developed by Europay, MasterCard and Visa, ahead of its introduction in the US later this year. Square says its refreshed hardware will be available for pre-order in the coming months, but refrained from giving a price or firm release date. As Square notes, the US is “late to the party” when it comes to adopting chip…

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by Sindy Cator on July 30, 2014 at 1:26 pm
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Quickly changing or deleting Named Ranges Redux

Jul30
by Sindy Cator on July 30, 2014 at 1:15 pm
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I know a good thing when I see it. Dick’s use of the word Redux in yesterday’s post for one. Dick’s nifty CreateDynamicNames() sub for another. Put them together, and you’ve got a winning combination. Or at least, 5 minutes of distraction between whatever the heck it is you’re supposed to be doing instead of reading this post. Work, most likely.

Yesterday I posted a barely fleshed out bit of code that took some of the tedium out of maintaining Named Ranges. Mostly it saved you scrolling through a potentially overwhelming list of Names in order to find the one you want to maintain or zap:

NameManager1

 
Today, we’re going to turn yesterday’s rather underwhelming interface:

Please select new range

 
…into this slightly less underwhelming interface:
Right Click

Our first step is to put some code in the Personal Macro Workbook to add those additional right-click items to the right-click menus – aka context menus – that we’re likely to use in relation to the grid. Three of these menus spring to mind:

  1. The “List Range PopUp” CommandBar that you see if you right click over a Table.
  2. The “PivotTable Context Menu” CommandBar that you see if you right click over a PivotTable.
  3. The “Cell” CommandBar that you’re likely to see if you right click over a range that’s not a Table or a PivotTable.

There’s probably more. Let me know in the comments if you can think of others relevant to this post.

Name your poison

Here’s the code I use to add the shortcuts:

Sub AddShortcuts()
    Dim cbr As CommandBar
    Dim i As Long
 
    DeleteShortcuts
 
    For i = 1 To 3
        Select Case i
        Case 1: Set cbr = Application.CommandBars("Cell")
        Case 2: Set cbr = Application.CommandBars("List Range PopUp")
        Case 3: Set cbr = Application.CommandBars("PivotTable Context Menu")
        End Select
       
 
       ‘Add Stand-alone buttons for Duplicate/Delete resource subs
       With cbr.Controls.Add(Type:=msoControlButton, Temporary:=True)
           .Caption = Chr(Asc("&")) + "Rename Selected Named Range"
           .Tag = "RenameName"
           .OnAction = "RenameName"
           .Style = msoButtonIconAndCaption
           .Picture = Application.CommandBars.GetImageMso("NameDefine", 16, 16)
           .BeginGroup = True
       End With
   
       With cbr.Controls.Add(Type:=msoControlButton, Temporary:=True)
           .Caption = Chr(Asc("&")) + "Point Selected Named Range Elsewhere"
           .Tag = "RepointName"
           .OnAction = "RepointName"
           .Style = msoButtonIconAndCaption
           .Picture = Application.CommandBars.GetImageMso("ArrangeByAppointmentStart", 16, 16)
       End With
     
       With cbr.Controls.Add(Type:=msoControlButton, Temporary:=True)
           .Caption = Chr(Asc("&")) + "Zap the Selected Named Range"
           .Tag = "DeleteName"
           .OnAction = "DeleteName"
           .Style = msoButtonIconAndCaption
           .Picture = Application.CommandBars.GetImageMso("DeleteTable", 16, 16)
       End With
     
        With cbr.Controls.Add(Type:=msoControlButton, Temporary:=True)
           .Caption = Chr(Asc("&")) + "Lightning fast Dynamic Ranges!"
           .Tag = "DynamicRanges"
           .OnAction = "CreateDynamicNames"
           .Style = msoButtonIconAndCaption
           .Picture = Application.CommandBars.GetImageMso("UMLEvents", 16, 16)
       End With
       
    Next
 
End Sub

Here’s the code I use to delete ‘em:

Sub DeleteShortcuts()
 
    Dim cbr As CommandBar
    Dim ctrl As CommandBarControl
    Dim i As Long
 
    For i = 1 To 3
        Select Case i
        Case 1: Set cbr = Application.CommandBars("Cell")
        Case 2: Set cbr = Application.CommandBars("List Range PopUp")
        Case 3: Set cbr = Application.CommandBars("PivotTable Context Menu")
        End Select
 
        ‘ Delete the custom controls with the Tag : My_Cell_Control_Tag.
        For Each ctrl In cbr.Controls
            Select Case ctrl.Tag
            Case "RenameName", "RepointName", "DeleteName", "DynamicRanges"
                ctrl.Delete
            End Select
        Next ctrl

    Next i
 
 
End Sub

That Chr(Asc(“&”)) + stuff in that first routine sets the accelerator keys, so that all you musophobes don’t have to obsessively wash your hands each time you use these. Instead, you can use the menu key:
Menu-Key

…and then hit the R, P, Z, or L keys accordingly.
CloseUp

I was going to try to spell something rude with these, but it was like playing Scrabble against Microsoft, who already took all the best letters. Cheats!

(Aside: There’s a good discussion over at Chandoo’s blog about the menu key, and what to do if some tight-wad manufacturer hasn’t put it on their machines.)

These shortcuts get added when Excel starts/closes courtesy of the Workbook_Open/Workbook_Close events in the ThisWorkbook module in my Personal Macro Workbook:

Private Sub Workbook_Open()
AddShortcuts
End Sub
Private Sub Workbook_BeforeClose(Cancel As Boolean)
DeleteShortcuts
End Sub

So that sets the stage. Next, we need some actual routines to do something when we select from those right-click menus.

Hi. My name is…

(what?) My name is… (who?)
My name is… [scratches] Slim Shady

Here’s the main function: a routine that returns a delimited string containing the names of any names that reference your reference:

Function IdentifyNames(rng As Range) As String
 
‘Identifies any Named Ranges that map directly to rng
Dim nm As Name
Dim strNames As String
 
For Each nm In ActiveWorkbook.Names
    On Error Resume Next
    If nm.RefersToRange.Address(External:=True) = rng.Address(External:=True) Then
        If Err.Number = 0 Then strNames = strNames & nm.Name & "|"
        End If
    On Error GoTo 0
Next
 
IdentifyNames = strNames
 
End Function

And here’s my three functions to Repoint, Rename, or completely ‘Reck those names:

Sub RepointName()
 
    Dim nm As Name
    Dim strNames As String
    Dim rngNew As Range
    Dim rngExisting As Range
    Dim lngNames As Long
    Dim strMessage As String
    Dim strMultipleNames As String
    Dim i As Long
   
    Set rngExisting = Selection
    strNames = IdentifyNames(rngExisting)
    lngNames = UBound(Split(strNames, "|"))
    If lngNames = -1 Then
        ‘There is no named range that matches. So let the user choose one.
        Application.Dialogs(xlDialogNameManager).Show
    Else:
        For i = 0 To lngNames – 1
            Set nm = ActiveWorkbook.Names(Split(strNames, "|")(i))
            If lngNames > 1 Then
                strMultipleNames = "I found " & lngNames & " Named Ranges that reference your selection, "
                strMultipleNames = strMultipleNames & "so we ‘ll go through them one by one."
                strMultipleNames = strMultipleNames & vbNewLine & vbNewLine
                strMultipleNames = strMultipleNames & "Name " & i + 1 & " of " & lngNames & ":"
                strMultipleNames = strMultipleNames & vbNewLine & vbNewLine
            End If
            On Error Resume Next
            Set rngNew = Application.InputBox( _
                Title:="Please select new range", _
                Prompt:=strMultipleNames & "Select the range where you want """ & nm.Name & """ to point at.", _
                Default:=Selection.Address, _
                Type:=8)
            On Error GoTo 0
            If Not rngNew Is Nothing Then
                nm.RefersTo = "=’" & ActiveSheet.Name & "’!" & rngNew.Address
                rngNew.Select
            End If
        Next i
    End If
       
End Sub
Sub RenameName()
 
Dim nm As Name
Dim strNames As String
Dim nmExists As Name
Dim strRefersTo As String
Dim strMultipleNames As String
Dim strNew As String
Dim rng As Range
Dim lngNames As Long
Dim i As Long
 
    Set rng = Selection
    strNames = IdentifyNames(rng)
    lngNames = UBound(Split(strNames, "|"))
    If lngNames = -1 Then
        ‘There is no named range that matches. So let the user choose one.
        Application.Dialogs(xlDialogNameManager).Show
    Else:
        For i = 0 To lngNames – 1
            Set nm = ActiveWorkbook.Names(Split(strNames, "|")(i))
            If lngNames > 1 Then
                strMultipleNames = "I found " & lngNames & " Named Ranges that reference your selection, "
                strMultipleNames = strMultipleNames & "so we ‘ll go through them one by one."
                strMultipleNames = strMultipleNames & vbNewLine & vbNewLine
                strMultipleNames = strMultipleNames & "Name " & i + 1 & " of " & lngNames & ":"
                strMultipleNames = strMultipleNames & vbNewLine
            End If
            On Error Resume Next
            strNew = Application.InputBox( _
                Title:="Please input the new name…", _
                Prompt:=strMultipleNames & "Please type the new name for """ & nm.Name & """.", _
                Default:=nm.Name, _
                Type:=2)
            If strNew = "False" Then Exit Sub
            If Not strNew = nm.Name Then
                strNew = Fix_Name(strNew)
                On Error Resume Next
                Set nmExists = ActiveWorkbook.Names(strNew)
                On Error GoTo 0
                If nmExists Is Nothing Then
                    nm.Name:=strNew
                Else:
                    MsgBox "That name already exists. Please choose another."
                    Set nmExists = Nothing
                End If
            End If
        Next
    End If
   
End Sub
Sub DeleteName()
 
Dim nm As Name
Dim strNames As String
Dim strMessage As String
Dim iResponse As Integer
Dim rngExisting As Range
Dim lngNames As Long
Dim i As Long
 
strNames = IdentifyNames(Selection)
lngNames = UBound(Split(strNames, "|"))
Select Case lngNames
    Case -1:
        ‘There is no named range that matches. So let the user choose one.
        Application.Dialogs(xlDialogNameManager).Show
    Case 1: ActiveWorkbook.Names(Split(strNames, "|")(0)).Delete
    Case Else:
        For i = 0 To lngNames – 1
            Set nm = ActiveWorkbook.Names(Split(strNames, "|")(i))
                strMessage = "I found " & lngNames & " Named Ranges that reference your selection, "
                strMessage = strMessage & "so we ‘ll go through them one by one."
                strMessage = strMessage & vbNewLine & vbNewLine
                strMessage = strMessage & "Name " & i + 1 & " of " & lngNames & ":"
                strMessage = strMessage & vbNewLine
                strMessage = strMessage & "Do you want to delete the Named Range """ & nm.Name & """?"
                iResponse = MsgBox( _
                            Title:="Multiple Names Found", _
                            Prompt:=strMessage, _
                            Buttons:=vbYesNoCancel + vbQuestion)
                Select Case iResponse
                    Case vbYes: nm.Delete
                    Case vbNo: ‘do nothing
                    Case vbCancel: Exit Sub
                End Select
            Next i
    End Select
End Sub

These subs are all fairly intelligent in that they handle the case where just one Named Range resolves to the selection:
One Name

…as well as multiple Named Ranges resolving to the selected range:
rename

So given this code is supposed to do something to Named Ranges that point at the current selection, what happens if someone runs it on a range that no names point at? Glad I asked. It brings up a the inbuilt ‘Name Manager’, in case the user does actually want to do something with a name, but forgot to select the range it resolves to:
Name Manager again

Lastly, here’s Dick’s code that I shamelessly lifted, that lets you create lots of Dynamic Named Ranges from your current selection, in response to a question from GMF. (Now that is a strange name!)

Sub CreateDynamicNames()
   
    Dim rCell As Range
    Dim sCol As String
    Dim sPrefix As String
    Dim strPrompt As String
   
    If TypeName(Selection) = "Range" Then
        strPrompt = "I’ll use the headings in the top row to name each range." & vbNewLine & vbNewLine
        strPrompt = strPrompt & "OPTIONAL:  You can enter a prefix below if you want, and I’ll use it to prefix each Named Range with." & vbNewLine & vbNewLine
        strPrompt = strPrompt & "Otherwise just push OK, and I’ll use the headings as is."
       
        sPrefix = Application.InputBox( _
                Title:="Please input a prefix if you want one…", _
                Prompt:=strPrompt, _
               Type:=2)
            If sPrefix = "False" Then Exit Sub
           
        For Each rCell In Selection.Rows(1).Cells
            If rCell.Value <> "" Then ActiveWorkbook.Names.Add Fix_Name(sPrefix & rCell.Value), "=’" & rCell.Parent.Name & "’!" & rCell.Offset(1).Address & ":INDEX(‘" & rCell.Parent.Name & "’!" & rCell.EntireColumn.Address & ",COUNTA(‘" & rCell.Parent.Name & "’!" & rCell.EntireColumn.Address & "))"
        Next rCell
    End If
   
End Sub

This code is a real timesaver. Simply select a range that looks like this:
Dynamic Before

…select this from the Right Click menu:
Lightning Fast

…add a prefix if you want:

Some Prefix

…and next time you open NameManager, you’ll see those names are all good to go:

Dynamic After

Pure magic, Dick.

And lastly, here’s Craig Hatmaker’s function I use to clean names:

Public Function Fix_Name(sName As String) As String
 
‘   Description:Conforms a string so it can be used as a name
 
‘   Parameters: sName       String to be conformed
 
‘   Example:    sColumnName = Fix_Name("1st deposit %")
 
‘     Date   Ini Modification
‘   11/02/10 CWH Initial Programming
‘   11/20/10 CWH Used "Like" operator
 
    ‘If Not DebugMode Then On Error GoTo ErrHandler
    Fix_Name = sName
   
    Dim i As Integer
           
   ‘Substitute special invalid characters w/standard abbreviations
   sName = Replace(sName, "#", "_NUM")
    sName = Replace(sName, "$", "_AMT")
    sName = Replace(sName, "%", "_PCT")
    sName = Replace(sName, "-", ".")
    sName = Replace(sName, ",", "-")
    sName = Replace(sName, " ", "_")
   
   ‘Get rid of all other illegal characters
    i = 1
    Do While i <= Len(sName)
        If Not Mid(sName, i, 1) Like "[A-Z,a-z,0-9,.,_,\]" Then _
            sName = Left(sName, i – 1) & Right(sName, Len(sName) – i)
        i = i + 1
    Loop
   
   ‘First Character cannot be numeric & result cannot look like cell ref.
    If IsNumeric(Left(sName, 1)) Or sName Like "[A-Z]#" Then _
        sName = "_" & sName
 
    Fix_Name = sName
 
ErrHandler:
   
    If Err.Number <> 0 Then MsgBox _
        "Fix_Name – Error#" & Err.Number & vbCrLf & _
        Err.Description, vbCritical, "Error", Err.HelpFile, Err.HelpContext
    On Error GoTo 0
 
End Function

All this is in the attached file, along with some names for you to try it out on. Adjust Named Ranges_20140801

Name-dropper!

In terms of how the above code works, you can find a very good introduction on Ron de Bruin’s site, and you’ll likely learn a lot by poking around Doug Glancy’s site and in the VBA in his MenuRighter and FaceIdViewer addins.

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Project Tango partner Movidius announces the second generation of its vision processor

Jul30
by Sindy Cator on July 30, 2014 at 1:00 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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When Google first announced its Project Tango initiative for 3D-sensing smartphones and tablets, one of the key components was Movidius’ Myriad 1 vision processing chip. Building on its accomplishments, Movidius today announced a next-generation Myriad 2 chip that offers as much as a 20x boost in efficiency over its predecessor. The company claims to have spent eight years and $60 million developing its technology. Movidius CEO Remi El-Ouazzane said in an interview that Myriad 2 has been specially tuned for power management, delivering “teraflops of performance in less than half a watt.” It will be produced on a 28-nanometer process…

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