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Apple’s new ad highlights how the iPhone helps people in inspiring ways

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by Sindy Cator on August 2, 2014 at 11:49 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

A beautiful new Apple ad called ‘Dreams’ was released today as part of the company’s “Powerful” series that highlights the ways the iPhone is changing people’s lives around the world. The new ad is set to Jennifer O’Connor’s “When I Grow Up” and shows off a unique set of apps used by those around the world to achieve their dreams, such as in the fire service, weather industry and for language translation in real time. ➤ Apple (Powerful)

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Dynamic Vertical Line on a ScatterPlot

Aug02
by Sindy Cator on August 2, 2014 at 11:25 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

GMF comments:

I use XY charts for schedules and I like to have a vertical line showing today’s date. I do this so frequently I have a named range for each of the X and Y values. To get the current date to show up as 2 similar X values the best I could come up with is:

=(ROW(INDIRECT(“1:2″))/ROW(INDIRECT(“1:2″)))*TODAY()

There must be a better way, but I can’t just put ={TODAY(),TODAY()} as a value and I’m curious why.

Until somebody smart like Charles Williams jumps in with a better explanation, the reason you can’t put individual functions into an array is that you can’t. I know, it sucks. I’d like to be able to do that too.

Edit: Colin Legg beat Charles to it:

When you use { } within a formula they are delimiters for an array constant. The formula parser won’t let you embed functions or references within an array constant because, by definition, the elements wouldn’t be constant anymore.

That said, you can get there indirectly:
=TODAY()*{1,1}
={41854,41854}

Sure Jeff, but I want to be able to put different functions in each array position.

Not a problem…with a bit of cleverness, you can do the equivalent of this:
={MIN(SomeRange),Max(SomeRange)}

…like this:
=MIN(SomeRange)*{1,0}+MAX(SomeRange)*{0,1}

…which says to Excel:

  • Populate a 2-element array with the minimum of SomeRange, but multilpy the first element by 1 and the second element by 0, in order to clear the minimum from that second element.
  • Populate a 2-element array with the maximum of SomeRange, but multilpy the first element by 0 and the second element by 1, in order to clear the maximum from that first element.
  • Add them together, leaving just the minimum in the first, and the maximum in the second.

 
 

So how does this tie in with what GMF wants to do, i.e. put a vertical line in an XY chart to show the current date?
 
Chart

Well, because this is an XY chart, you only need two coordinates to draw that date line line: the point at the bottom, and the point at the top.

So to get the X values we want – today’s date, we define a name called Today:
=TODAY()*{1,1}
And for the Y values – the Min and Max values across both ‘Values’ series – we define a name called MinMax:
=MIN(SomeRange)*{1,0}+MAX(SomeRange)*{0,1}

And then we can add a new series called Today to our chart:
 
SelectDataSource

…with the X and Y coordinates of that series pointing at the appropriate name:
 
EditSeries

Of course, you don’t actually need a Named Range to do this… you can simply have some helper cells in the actual worksheet that calculate the Min and Max values of the entire block of data, and point your Today series at that:
 
Chart - non array2

Here’s a sample file with both approaches: Todays Date on ScatterPlot

Maybe this stuff is all included in Dick and Mike’s book 101 Ready-To-Use Excel Formulas. I don’t know…I’m still waiting for my free advance copy in the post.

Well, that’s all folks. Hopefully this post moved those lines on the chart closer together rather than pushing them apart.

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How much time does a good social media strategy take to plan?

Aug02
by Sindy Cator on August 2, 2014 at 6:00 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Social Media

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This post originally appeared on the Buffer blog. I have a blog post to write. This blog post, to be exact. And in the course of researching, outlining, writing, editing, and writing some more, I also have other hats to wear. Email marketing. Social media strategy. Blog promotion, blog design, and anything else that should happen across my plate. I’m sure you wear a lot of hats, too. How do you find time to put them all on? One of my tasks that I’m currently optimizing is implementing a social media strategy at Buffer. In the midst of writing posts like these, I’m also curious to see how much…

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4 tips to make customer development surveys suck less

Aug02
by Sindy Cator on August 2, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Entrepreneur

Drum Kit, Microphones and Loudspeakers in a Studio

Tenoch Esparza is the co-founder of Sensory Percussion, a next-generation electronic drum startup. This post is part of the Lessons Learned series and was originally published on the NYU Entrepreneur blog. As Steve Blank preaches in his book The Startup Owner’s Manual, you need to get out of the building for customer discovery interviews and see your customers’ pupils dilate when they see your product. Nothing beats meeting face-to-face with a customer. Yet, asking the same questions of potential customers over and over again is tough. It’s tempting to try to automate this process. After all, a founder’s time is so incredibly valuable. However,…

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July in Africa – All the tech news you shouldn’t miss from the past month

Aug02
by Sindy Cator on August 2, 2014 at 12:42 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Roundups

Africa

July was a typically busy month in the world of African tech, with further launches by international players, funding for local companies, and many developments in the continent’s startup ecosystem. Global players thinking big in Nigeria It was another positive month in Africa for global taxi hailing app Uber, which a month after launching its low-cost uberX offering in Cape Town made Nigeria the second African country in which it operates by rolling out in Lagos. To inform residents about the app, Uber has appointed Nigerian hip-hop artist Ice Prince as its ambassador. Another global firm launching in Nigeria, PayPal,…

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