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BitTorrent’s Dropbox competitor Sync hits version 2.0 and adds premium subscription

Nov19
by Sindy Cator on November 19, 2014 at 5:00 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

Video thumbnail for youtube video BitTorrent Sync Passes 1 Million Users, Gets iPad Support and API
Today BitTorrent is announcing a big upgrade for its P2P Dropbox competitor, BitTorrent Sync. As the app hits version 2.0 and shed’s the ‘beta’ tag, the company is introducing a number of new features catered to power users and IT departments. The main difference in 2.0 is that the app now offers a premium subscription for users that need to share a lot of data or collaborate in professional works Among the features available for Pro users are: The ability to share folders and files in the terabyte range Folder permissions and ownership controls Automated syncing across devices Priority for technical support Sync Pro…

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Finally go paperless with 30% off Doxie Go

Nov19
by Sindy Cator on November 19, 2014 at 4:42 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Gadgets, Offers

2015 is just around the corner — isn’t it about time you went paperless? Printed douments, receipts, photos, and notes end up cluttering your home and office, and are hard to retrieve when you need them most. That’s where the Doxie Go comes in. The compact Doxie Go can scan and save your precious documents, letters, bills and pictures without the need for cables or even a computer! Scan up to 600 pages into the built-in memory, or pair with a PC to organize your scanned images and documents so they’re searchable and accessible across your favorite cloud storage services,…

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VLOOKUP & INDEX/MATCH Are Both Badly Designed Lookups: Here Are Some Better Ones

Nov19
by Sindy Cator on November 19, 2014 at 4:38 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Downloads, INDEX, Lookups, MATCH, MVP, Performance, RegEx, Speed, VLOOKUP, Worksheet Functions

It’s fun to argue about whether VLOOKUP or INDEX/MATCH is better, but to me that’s missing the point: they are both bad.

So I decided to design and build some better ones.

VLOOKUP INDEX/MATCH problems

Here are some of the more-frequently mentioned VLOOKYP INDEX/MATCH problems

  • Slow exact match (linear search)
  • Approximate sorted match is the wrong default 99.9% of the time and gives the wrong answer without warning
  • Cannot do exact match on sorted data (well they can but only if they ignore sorted!)
  • Numeric VLOOKUP answer column easy to break
  • No built-in error handling for exact match
  • VLOOKUP very inflexible
  • INDEX/MATCH more flexible but limited
  •  …

MEMLOOKUP/MEMMATCH – easier and faster alternatives to VLOOKUP/MATCH

MEMLOOKUP ( Lookup_Value, Lookup_Array, Result_Col, Sort_Type, MemType_Name, Vertical_Horizontal )

The syntax is designed to make it easy to convert a VLOOKUP to MEMLOOKUP, but there are differences!

  • Defaults to Exact Match on unsorted data
  • Use either column labels or numbers
  • Fast exact match on both unsorted and sorted data
  • Automatic optimisation of multiple lookups within the same row

So you want more flexibility? Try the AVLOOKUP/AMATCH family of functions

It’s always tempting to cram more function in (scope creep is universal), but if the result is too many parameters then it’s a mistake. So instead there is a whole family of these lookup functions that build on the MEMLOOKUP/MEMMATCH technology to provide the ultimate in flexibility and power whilst remaining efficient.

  • Lookup using any column
  • Lookup using more than one column without slow concatenation
  • Lookup the first, last, Nth or all results on both sorted and unsorted data
  • Lookup both rows and columns (2-dimensional lookup is built-in)
  • Built-in error handling for exact match
  • Return multiple answer columns
  • Case-sensitive lookup option
  • Regex match option

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Try them out for yourself

These functions are included in the 90 or so additional Excel functions built into FastExcel V3.
You can download the trial version from here.

Download FastExcel V3

If you like them then ask Microsoft to add them to the next version of Excel!

I would be delighted to tell the Excel team how I built these functions and the algorithms they use.

By the way they are written as C++ multi-threaded unctions in an XLL addin for maximum performance.

 

 

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Overcoming the woes of the Latin American tech entrepreneur

Nov19
by Sindy Cator on November 19, 2014 at 4:26 pm
Posted In: Analysis and Opinion, Around the Web, Entrepreneur, Latin America

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Matthew Carpenter-Arévalo is a former Google and Twitter manager. He is currently the CEO of Céntrico Digital, a digital marketing agency, and CMO of Grupo Céntrico, an Ecuadorian conglomerate with internet-based assets in real estate, cars, insurance and human resource tools. While there is no doubt that Latin America is experiencing its own wave of new tech. startups and entrepreneurial ventures, the challenges inherent in doing business here contrast starkly with the rolling hills of Silicon Valley. For example, if the movie “The Social Network” was based on a Latin American Startup, at least a third of the film would have to document…

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Google News is rolling out ‘Suggested for you’ customized bulletins

Nov19
by Sindy Cator on November 19, 2014 at 4:21 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Google, Google News, Insider, Product Updates

Google News is rolling out a new feature that will offer up news stories that match your interests. Google News founder, Krishna Bharat, revealed the ‘Suggested for you’ option in a Google+ post. Bharat says the ‘Suggested for you’ section will change with the news “to keep things fresh and serendipitous”. We’ve not seen the option pop up on our accounts yet but you’ll need to be logged in to take advantage of it. You’ll also be able to tweak the selection by tapping the ‘Not interested’ button on stories that don’t appeal to you. ➤ Krishna Bharat on Google+…

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