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Sony Pictures hack cost $15 million in cleanup so far

Feb04
by Sindy Cator on February 4, 2015 at 7:38 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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Sony’s Q3 2014 results are out today and we get some insight into what the cyber attack truly cost the company. According to its results, it’s pegged the cost of “investigating and remediating” the cyber attack at $15 million, but the company doesn’t believe it will have a “material impact” on its year end results after all. The Sony Pictures quarterly result is actually a forecast instead of the actual result, as it wasn’t able to get the financial information in time. Sony also confirmed that it will be cutting 2,100 jobs in the mobile division in the next twelve months.…

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Handling Errors when Opening Outlook Attachments

Feb04
by Sindy Cator on February 4, 2015 at 7:32 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Keyboard

Back in 2013 when I returned to using Outlook as an email client (new job, prior job used Google Apps), I was sprucing up some old code. I have two problems with the code on that page; one I’m solving here and one I don’t know how to solve yet.

The first problem is when someone sends me two attachments. I want to open the first, but have no interest in the second. Most recently this problem manifests itself as an invoice and a packing list. I need the invoice, but I don’t need the packing list. Alt+3 (this macro is third on my QAT) opens the last attachment first, so I’m stuck opening the packing list, closing it, then opening the invoice. In practice, I open it the old fashioned way (Shft+Tab, Home, Ctrl+Shft+RightArrow, Menu, O). Go ahead and try it. You know you want to. The Menu key is the key between Alt and Ctrl on the right side of my keyboard. Even if I concentrate really hard on the first attachment, the code still opens them just like a programmed. I don’t have a solution for this.

The second problem is when someone sends me an attachment with no file extension or some bullshit file extension. I get a text file with a .success extension from a website telling me my upload worked. I’m not sure if they’re just being clever or if there is some other significance, but I do know that Windows, and more specifically WScript.Shell, doesn’t know how to open it. I had some code that checked for no extension and opened it in Notepad++, but recently changed it to handle any unknown file extension.

Public Sub DisplayAttachment(olAtt As Attachment, sFile As String, sPath As String)
       
    Dim oShell As Object
    Dim miNew As MailItem
   
    On Error GoTo ErrHandler
   
    If olAtt.Type = olEmbeddeditem Then
        Set miNew = Application.GetNamespace("MAPI").OpenSharedItem(sPath & sFile)
        miNew.Display
    Else
        sFile = GetShortFileName(sPath & sFile)
        Set oShell = CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
        oShell.Run sFile
    End If

ErrExit:
    Exit Sub
   
ErrHandler:
    Select Case Err.Number
        Case -2147023741
            oShell.Run "C:PROGRA~1NOTEPA~1NOTEPA~1.EXE" & Space(1) & sFile
        Case Else
            MsgBox Err.Number & vbNewLine & Err.Description
    End Select
   
    Resume ErrExit
End Sub

Good ol’ error handling. If WScript.Shell can’t open the file, it throws error -2147023741, better known as Automation error. No application is associated with the specified file for this operation. When that happens, it opens the file in Notepad++. That may not always be the best choice, but usually is. Happy keyboarding.

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Microsoft is reportedly buying Sunrise calendar for over $100 million

Feb04
by Sindy Cator on February 4, 2015 at 7:26 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

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Microsoft has been on a bit of a string of acquisitions lately, and as of today it can add calendar app Sunrise to its list. According to TechCrunch, Microsft paid over $100 million for app maker. Sunrise’s calendar is known for its clean and simple design, and is able source your tasks from a variety of providers, including Gmail, Microsoft Exchange, iCloud as well as social media like Facebook, LinkedIn and Foursquare. The apps are available for Android, iOS, Mac and the Web (no dedicated Windows or Window Phone client, ironically). We’ve contacted Microsoft for comment and will update if we hear…

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Try this at home: Wundershine reimagines the process of framing and hanging photos

Feb04
by Sindy Cator on February 4, 2015 at 7:11 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Product Launches

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The biggest obstacle to displaying your favorite photos at home is that it’s extraordinarily time-consuming to size and print the pictures, hunt for a frame and matting, and then gauge the right spot.  Wundershine seeks to automate this often frustrating chore with a new wall-mounted picture frame system that combines a connected wooden frame with printed images and colorful storage boxes for the prints. An automated framing mechanism, paired with a smartphone app and a boxed storage system, promise to streamline the process of enjoying your favorite shots on the wall. The frame comes in two models. The Makerframe — made from premium…

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7 strategies for writing 3 books in 3 years

Feb04
by Sindy Cator on February 4, 2015 at 6:32 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Entrepreneur, Insider, LifeHacks

3books
Ryan Holiday is the bestselling author of The Obstacle Is The Way: The Timeless Art of Turning Trials Into Triumphs and two other books. He is an editor-at-large for the New York Observer and his monthly reading recommendations are found here.  Writing a book can be a long, hard slog. The “miserable” parts of the experience have been documented over and over again. Or just ask any author on a book deadline — or let the thousand-yard stare speak for itself. After all, not all of us can have an entire corporation behind them like James Patterson does to churn…

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