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Google Keep on Android Wear now lets you dictate notes on the go

Apr23
by Sindy Cator on April 23, 2015 at 6:55 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider

Google Keep was one of the first Android Wear apps available, but it previously was pretty limited, as you could basically only read your notes – until now. Now, you can dictate new notes to leave your phone in your pocket (or at home, if you have Wi-Fi). Simply say “OK Google, take a note.” The Wear Keep app is also getting a bit of a visual overhaul – showing your notes in a more compact summary view, as well as incorporating a new ‘Add note’ button at the top to quickly jot down new thoughts. You can even set…

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The best money saving travel apps

Apr23
by Sindy Cator on April 23, 2015 at 5:36 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, best of, Insider, Lists, travel apps

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Chris Guillebeau is a writer, world traveler, entrepreneur, and lifelong learner. To learn more travel hacking tips and tricks, watch Chris’ workshop on creativeLIVE. Follow him on Twitter @ChrisGuillebeau. You don’t make it to every country in the world without learning a thing or two about how to navigate the travel industry—and how to make it work for you. In the last few years, a proliferation of awesome online tools and apps has sprung up, all designed to make traveling a winning equation for consumers, and not just airlines. These apps have made booking everything from flights to hotel rooms,…

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ReSnap expands its ‘smart’, automated photo book creation platform

Apr23
by Sindy Cator on April 23, 2015 at 3:45 pm
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ReSnap, a company that automatically creates a book of photographs from a range of sources, has announced an update for its beta platform, which it promises is now smarter than ever. This time last year, ReSnap launched its beta that allowed you to create a photo book from a wide variety social and big data sources. Now, one year on, it’s relaunching with a revamped platform that allows you to upload photos from local storage – it will then automatically pick the best images from the selection without you having to do anything. A year is a long time in tech though, what…

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How much faster is the double-VLOOKUP trick?

Apr23
by Sindy Cator on April 23, 2015 at 2:21 pm
Posted In: Around the Web

Quick post. I was writing up the Double-VLOOKUP trick I learnt from Charles Williams for the book.

Standard VLOOKUP on unsorted data:
=VLOOKUP([@ID],Table2,2,FALSE)

Double VLOOKUP trick on sorted data:
=IF(VLOOKUP([@ID],Table2,1,TRUE)=[@ID],VLOOKUP([@ID],Table2,2,TRUE),NA())

The point of the double VLOOKUP trick is this:

  • Standard VLOOKUPS on unsorted data are slow, because your VLOOKUP has to look at each item in turn until it finds a match. So on average, it looks at – and discounts – half the things in your lookup list before it finds that match.
  • Binary searches are lightning fast. Because your data is sorted, they can start half way through the lookup list, and check if the item at that point is bigger or smaller than what they’re looking for. Meaning they can ditch half the list immediately, then look halfway through the remainder. And over and over, ditching half the list each time until they either find the item they are looking for, or rule out all items.
  • VLOOKUP and MATCH will quite happily do a binary search for you. But for reasons known only to Microsoft, they offer an exciting plot-twist: if they don’t find what you’re looking for in the list, they return the closest match they can find to it, which happens to be the only thing left in the list when they’d divided it in half enough times. Only they don’t tell you its not an exact match. Phooey.
  • Charles’ brilliant trick is to do two lightning-fast Binary searches – the first one simply looks for the closest match to your input term among the Lookup terms. If it’s an exact match with what you fed it, you know your lookup term is in the list. So now that you KNOW it’s there for sure, you kick off a second approximate match VLOOKUP, which will grab the corresponding value you want from the lookup table. Go read his blog for the specifics.

I’ve known about this for a while, but it’s only as I’m writing this up for the book that I’ve gained an appeciation of just how much faster Binary Searches – and the Double VLOOKUP trick that gets around Microsoft’s crap implementation of them – are, compared to unsorted/linear VLOOKUPs.

See for yourself:
 
Double VLOOKUPv2
 
 
That says that:

  • At one extreme, if your lookup table has 10,000 things in it, the double VLOOKUP trick on sorted data is 28 times faster than the standard VLOOKUP on unsorted data
  • At the other, if your lookup table has 1,000,000 things in it, the double VLOOKUP trick on sorted data is 3,600 times faster than the standard VLOOKUP on unsorted data

Kinda puts the ‘hassle’ of sorting your lookup table ascending into perspective, don’t it!

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What startups REALLY mean

Apr23
by Sindy Cator on April 23, 2015 at 2:15 pm
Posted In: Around the Web, Insider, Shareables

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The startup world is full of people who say one thing and mean another. Luckily the fine people at Vooza have decoded the jargon for you… Vooza – a video comic strip about the tech world regularly shares a new video with you lovely TNW readers. Sign up for Vooza’s email list to get exclusive access to more funny videos like this one. Click here to support Vooza (and receive cool rewards).

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