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:^) Thursday, June 23, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 129} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
The TLD Clique Strikes Back
Funny One Liner:
"ICANN opened up a whole new can of corrupt extortion worms when it decided to sell .anything to .anyone who can .afford it. Lawyers for brands already fighting over names they want will be .suing." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 ICANN jokes"
10) You can't always get .whatyouwant , but if you try some time, you just might find, you get giant fees.
9) ICANN loves criticism, and always responds to it, which is why there isn't a single video in YouTube that openly parodies ICANN.
8) Most people have no idea what ICANN is, and ICANN has no idea what people are.
7) You can complain to ICANN, if ICANN complain to you.
6) I can save the internet if only ICANN stop the internet cabal.
5) ICANN = Internet Corruption Authority Naming Names.
4) The Controlling Party of Internet Powers (TCP/IP) will run a candidate in 2012 with the slogan, Yes ICANN.
3) ICANN believes that by selling off TLDs to wealthy corporations, it can bring true internet democracy to everyone with enough money to pay for power.
2) Maybe You Can pay off your share of the US National Debt with your internet revenues, if ICANN.
... and the #1 ICANN joke is:
1) ICANN now lets you own .whatever you want, as long as you can pay six-figures for it.
Reference: Yasha Harari for thedailydose.harari.org.
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