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:^) Monday, July 25, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 140} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
The Tax and Spender in Chief shows off his mixing stylings
Funny One Liner:
"August 2nd, 2011. The Disaster. Coming Soon ... to a US Dollar near you." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Obama Tax Rehab jokes"
10) As America neared the possibility of defaulting on its loans for the first time in history, people who are in the habit of paying bills late wondered "So what?"
9) If the U.S. defaults on its debts and the Dollar takes a real big stumble, then when the football is finally passed, will the receiver catch or fumble?
8) You sure Yuan to let the US Dollar crash? I'm sure the Chinese don't, they really need the cash.
7) Just because everyone knows that the reckless rockstar lifestyle is often a fatal path, doesn't mean the Leader of the Free World has to do any better.
6) It's too bad Americans can not vote to send all of their politicians to Tax Rehab. Who knows? They might even turn out a great new tune we could all sing together.
5) President Obama has some words for those trying to force him to change his taxing ways: You say we need to have less taxes, I say Mo', Mo', Mo!
4) Amy Winehouse may have died at age 27 because she refused to go to rehab for her excessive ways, but she was never President of the United States of America.
3) The financial market meltdown may seem like a tale longer than donkey's ears, but it's just a fable on the table not heard by Obama's ears.
2) Despite all logic, President Obama is the mouse in the Grover Norquist quicksand that the clumsy Republican elephant is unable to save.
... and the #1 Obama Tax Rehab joke is:
1) President Obama tried to cut taxes and raise the U.S. debt ceiling, if only the GOP leaders would have agreed to be his backup singers, but they said No, No, No!
Reference: Yasha Harari for thedailydose.harari.org.
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