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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) Monkey Law ... Jungle Justice Funny Quote: "Tony Clifton and Don Rickles would like to thank you for your attention to this bit ... except you're too stupid to understand that they're just kidding." ~ Yasha Harari The Daily Dose Joke: "Top 10 List of Don Rickles and Tony Clifton fictitious funnies" 10) Don Rickles walks onto the set of a television talk show and smacks the host in the face, after smacking every guest and member of the band. 9) Tony Clifton walks onto a stage to do a bit and offends no one that isn't there. 8) Don Rickles tells you you're a schmuck, and you don't know if he's kidding or not, until he tells you that you're really a gigantic prick. 7) Tony Clifton tells your wife she would be better off in the kitchen, if only she knew how to cook. 6) Don Rickles welcomes the next guest on the talk show by booing him. 5) Tony Clifton boos the audience for not lynching the loudest heckler among them. 4) Don Rickles would have gladly clapped for Johnny Carson, if only he thought Johnny was funny. 3) Tony Clifton would have clapped for Andy Kaufman if only Andy would have bothered to show up. 2) Don Rickles thought Ed McMahon was a fine sidekick, because there was so much side on him you could kick all day and not hit the same spot twice. ... and the #1 Don Rickles and Tony Clifton fictitious funnies is: 1) Tony Clifton thought you weren't worth kicking around, especially if you paid to see him perform. Reference: Yasha Harari for The Daily Dose Random Joke: JokesAreAwesome.com Random Joke Where does Santa stash his money? In a... RSS integration by RSSinclude Ten Jokes for your day: JokesAreAwesome.com Latest Jokes There are these three women A redhead a... Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur... why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more... whats a ghost's favorite fruit? boober... what did one mountain say to the other?... what do penguins use as napkins? flapk... Two ships were at sea, a British one an... "A couple of New Jersey hunters are out... What do you call a sheep covered in cho... A three legged dog walks into a bar and... RSS integration by RSSinclude