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Brazzers is back at it with the video game-themed porn adaptations – and this time around the industry titan has bestowed upon us a bombastic parody of the action-adventure stealth classic Metal Gear Solid. Disguised under the copyright-friendly title Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen, the porn flick unfolds in the heat of the desert where stranded soldier Boss, portrayed by household name Charles Dera, has been tasked to recover a secret package from the Diamond Dongs drop zone. Things swiftly take a turn for the worse when Boss finds himself trapped with a silent assassin Hushy, portrayed by a thigh-strapped rising…

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